The proprietors of this website intended it to be used by *namely* us to send a brief, yet important message to the world. We have neither decided what the *said* message will be, nor have we given it much thought. However, all we have is time.
To give you some sort of idea of what windowlickersanonymous *copyright* is all about, We shall proceed to inform you thus:
On the 4th of May 2003, *Window Licker C* had just finished work and was on its way to the current habitat of *Window Licker Z*. *C* was supposed to reach *Z*'s house at around 7pm but could not figure out how to use *trains* so ended up there at about 8:30pm instead. After much deliberation, the *Window Lickers* decided to interview the people of Norbury as to their sexual preferences. Several people agreed, including the *lovely* people in the chinese take-away/fish and chip shop. The *Window Lickers* gave them a £2.60 tip to which they were shocked and overjoyed. *People, always tip your take-away stores - *Window Licker C* knows they deserve it.* After getting several people to answer their questions, the *Window LIckers C & Z* made their way back to the headquarters to eat their chow mein and watch some films *genre not specified*. *Window Licker C* fell asleep at about 2am on *Window Licker Z*s sofa, so *Z* turned off the TV and they made their way upstairs. *Window Licker C*, jealous of *Honorary Window Licker G*'s so-called "Luke Science* decided that *said* "Luke Science" to be illogical, therefore, the *Window Lickers* created a new form of philosophy known as *Zoelegian Logic* which is infallible beyond all unreasonable doubt. *Zoelegian Logic* is loosely based around the teachings of *Window Licker Z* but contains many influences from *Window Licker C* therefore it is both Logical and Zoelegian. *Zoelegian Logic* *copyright* is also an extremely potent source of knowledge and power and is not for use by anyone unless they have either had the correct training or have been elevated to the status of *Honorary Window Licker* PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THIS TERM for these 3 reasons:
1) It is NOT SAFE
2) It is difficult to say
3) It is NOT SAFE
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*The Window Lickers*
