Lipogramsand antilipos

What's a lipogram?

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A lipogram is a piece of writing which omits a particular letter. Since the letter "e" is by far the most common letter in English (accounting for one in eight letters in an average text) the commonest and the most challenging form of lipogram involves the omission of that letter.

If you think that sounds hard ...

What's an antilipo?

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Well to be honest it's a word I made up. In fact I have never heard of anyone else doing this so I might have invented it. If I find out there is already a word for this exercise or I think of a better one I'll replace it. An antilipo is the opposite of a lipogram because you have to fit a certain letter (let's say "e") into every single word.

Now the best way to start is to take a well known story and just start writing it within the limits you've imposed on yourself. For a greater challenge, try a poem.

N.B. I don't expect you just to read this page but to have a go yourself and send me the results

So, here are my examples for you. They are both versions of Britain's favourite poem "The Owl and the Pussycat" by Edward Lear. Click here to read the original.

Lipogram

An owl and a pussy cat put to sail
In a fabulous grass colour ship
Packing much cash and good food to stash
With a wrapping of pounds for that trip

Soon Owl did look up in a starry air
And sang to a small guitar
"Oh darling Pussy, oh Pussy so fair
Of all cats you do stand out by far"

Pussy said to this owl, "You charming old fowl
What sonorous songs you sing
You and I now should marry, it's wrong so to tarry
But what can stand in for a ring?

Both did sail away for many a day
To a land with bong plants all about
And found in a wood a piggy who stood
With a ring just adorning his snout

"Oh pig, art thou willing, to part for a shilling
with your ring?" Said this piggy "I will"
So it was bought right away for nuptials that day
Brought about by a fowl on a hill

That night both did sup various fruits to lap up
Consuming with much runcibility
And hand in hand on a moonlit sand
Got dancing to utmost ability

Antilipo

The predator alongside the feline sailed
Inside one pea green barge
They carried honey, their plentiful money
Enclosing their bounteous charge

The feathered one spied the heavenly views
Then mouthed one tune, fingering frets
"Dear Feline, the beautiful kitten we choose
Seeing thee, we bear zero regrets"

Feline's heart set afire, she addressed the flier
"Dear Hooter, melodious sweet singer
Ere evening we wed, hesitation we shed
Except we see one empty finger!"

Once leaving here, they exceeded one year
Then landed near strangely named trees
Where one corpulent creature bore one welcome feature
There piercing the place where we sneeze

"Dear beast, dare we plead, since we desperately need
The fine circle enhancing the nose"
They gave several pence, married directly thence
(Alpine turkeys residing quite close)

They dined, eating mince, indeed eating quince
Runcible silverware often enhances
Strode closely together 'neath clear evening weather
Reached the beach, then enjoyed several dances.
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