Here are some of the rights you are entitled to:
1. you have the right to proclaim minor holidays, such as "green ink day".

2.you have the right to arm bears.

3.the right to mudder things to yourself in a strange voice.

4.you have the right to yell "group hug!!!" in a populated area.

5. the right to worship bagels.

6. the right to sneeze on people and pretend it was an accident.