Here are some of the rights you are entitled to: |
1. you have the right to proclaim minor holidays, such as "green ink day". 2.you have the right to arm bears. 3.the right to mudder things to yourself in a strange voice. 4.you have the right to yell "group hug!!!" in a populated area. 5. the right to worship bagels. 6. the right to sneeze on people and pretend it was an accident. |