Let's Bomb Iraq

Not like last time, when we bombed and invaded and THEN let diplomacy take over. I mean like really bomb the fucker back to the Stone Age, not that they've come very far since that period of human evolution anyway. I'm so fuckin sick of hearing about it on the radio, and seeing the endless debates from the UN reps sayin, "oh, please give Saddam some more time", and the useless democrats with their little girl fuckin whining, and "we want to see proof" bullshit pussy politics. My fuckin god, enough is enough. We're the United States... Iraq is a piss ant third-world insignificant shit stain on the underwear of the world. Does he have weapons of mass destruction? Does he have chemical and biological weapons?? Does he have nuclear weapons??? Who fuckin cares at this point! When a fly gets into the house do you stop to ask if it may be carrying a disease? No, you fuckin swat it. One of these days one of these fuckin upity little shit for brains countries, like Iraq or Afghanistan, or Bosnia, or Somalia, or maybe even North Korea is going to take things just a little too far, and we will finally act instead of engaging in never-ending discussion about what should be done, within reason, so we don't make our buddies mad at us. It's too bad that it's going to take like fuckin thousands of people's lives to push us to that point. If 9/11/01 wasn't enough to wake the sleeping giant, what the fuck does it take? We tried to be nice, and civil, and diplomatic, and every fucknut with a "religious" cause and a border has screwed with us. I say it's time to make an example out of someone... Iraq is as good a place to do it as any. It's a simple military tactic, it's called winning by intimidation and then by attrition. Alexander the Great, the Romans, and Gingus Kahn all knew it. Sun Tzu wrote all about it in "The Art of War". If you want to minimize battles and war, first you flex your military muscle, then you make a bloody, fuckin gruesome example of some country, and then no one wants to fight you anymore. Yeah, it may only last for a few hundred years, but that's not a bad run considering our country's short but war-torn history.

Or maybe I just had too much coffee this morning.

-Woody