summer.. =]
..I love the beach

bored..call me 524.5394

third0eye0pryed: did you know that 13 people are killed every year from vending machines falling over on them? ?

15 ReAsONs tO dAtE a HoCkEy PlAyEr

1.they have great hands
2.they are used to scoringfrom any position
3.they have termendous stamina and endurance
4.they never stop untill there job is done
5.they always where protection
6.they never miss a target
7.they no how to use there wood
8.they now when to play rough
9.all the other athelets like to play with balls
10.we always like warmups
11.they dont all ways play by the rules
12.you dont have to worry about us finishing early
13.we love to go to overtime
14.we love to slam bodies
15.when they get dirty they hit from behind

my favorite song lyrics::

Untill the day I die, I'll spill my heart for you...
..If you die now you know that I die too..
..You remind me of the times I knew who I was..
..I wonder if you ever think about me when you're bored..
..I wonder if the reasons you left me were untrue..
..ask me what I want to be and I will say I want to be me nothin more and nothin less today then yesterday..
..why does everybody have to be somebody..
..I'm on my way on my way to gettin nowhere..
..her I.Q. is smaller then her skirt..
..I believe in a thing called love!..
..won't you sing me to sleep, and fly through my dreams..

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy! a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke.