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// Lighterz and torchz //

* Louis Vuitton Purse

( Top Seller! one of our most popular items! )

$ 21.50

Discount Price: $ 9.99

* Dual Flame Combo Pen + Lighter

$ 12.75

Discount Price: $ 6.99

Cassette Tape Lighter

$ 9.75

Discount Price: $ 5.95

Fire Extinguisher Lighter

$ 9.70

Discount Price: $ 5.95

War Grenade Torch

$ 10.75

Discount Price: $ 6.95

Hammer Lighter

$ 9.75

Discount Price: $ 5.75

* Magnum Revolver Torch w/ Built-in 5 head Laser Pointer

$ 12.75

Discount Price: $ 7.25

* Electric Razor Torch

$ 13.75

Discount Price: $ 7.25

Scuba Tank Side Torch

( This torch has the ability to melt a penny in less than 60 seconds! Most powerful 1500 degree flame)

$ 9.75

Discount Price: $ 5.95

sHoCk Lighter

(not a real lighter!)

(Not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker or similar device!)

$ 10.25

Discount Price: $ 5.75

Match Stick Lighter

$ 9.75

Discount Price: $ 5.25

* Ballpoint Pen Torch

$ 13.50

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Vibrating Massage Skull Torch

( Has a one of a kind built-in hand massage to help you relax as you smoke )

$ 9.75

Discount Price: $ 5.50

* Combo Digital Watch with Built-in Lighter

( This is not only a lighter, but also shows the date and time! )

$ 14.50

Discount Price: $ 8.95

Green Glow Chrome Skull Torch

$ 10.75

Discount Price: $ 6.25

Chrome Middle Finger Torch

( available in Silver or Bronze finish )

( When you press down the index finger, it says "F%*# You" )

$ 11.25

Discount Price: $ 6.75

* 9mm Gun Torch

**WARNING**

( This gun torch is nearly identical to a small .22 Calibur pistol. We will not be responsible for any damages or liabilities resulting in the misuse of this torch. )

$ 16.25

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Chrome Alien Torch

$ 9.95

Discount Price: $ 5.95

Sexy Woman Body Torch

$ 10.95

Discount Price: $ 6.75

Sports Car Torch w/ Glowing Tail Lights

(collectable item)

$ 11.00

Discount Price: $ 7.50

* Sliding Deck of Cards Torch

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.50

Classic Car Torch

(collectable item)

$ 11.90

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Crock Pot Lighter

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.99

* blue Chrome Dragon Torch

$ 12.25

Discount Price: $ 7.50

* Cigarette Styled Lighter

( This lighter is the same size as a regular cigarette - fits into a pack perfectly! )

$ 10.75

discount price: $ 5.75

Cell Phone Lighter

( Choose either classic ring, ring or "F%*# You" Both same price )

$ 9.95

Discount Price: $ 5.50

Boxing Glove Lighter and Keychain

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.75

Humpty Dumpty Chrome Torch

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.99

Sexy Long Leg Lighter

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.95

Chrome Leopard Torch

$ 12.25

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Stretch Limo Torch

(collectable item)

$ 12.00

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Heart Lock Torch

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.99

Sexy Man Body Torch

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 7.25

Nude Woman Flip-top Cell Phone

$ 12.75

Discount Price: $ 7.25

Chrome Owl Torch

$ 12.50

Discount Price: $ 7.25

* Payphone Booth Lighter

$ 12.50

Discount Price: $ 7.50

Apple Lighter

$ 11.99

Discount Price: $ 6.75

* Lipstick Lighter

$ 12.50

Discount Price: $ 6.99

Remote Control Lighter

$ 12.75

Discount Price: $ 6.99

Chrome Skull Torch

$ 11.95

Discount Price: $ 6.75

The " Pee pee " Torch

$ 12.50

Discount Price: $ 6.95

* Thermometer Torch

( This is the most powerful torch we carry. please use with caution. )

$ 13.25

Discount Price: $ 7.99

Chrome Jumping Tiger Torch

$ 12.25

Discount Price: $ 7.50

* Chrome Toliet Lighter

$ 12.95

Discount Price: $ 7.75

Newport Cigarettes Lighter and Keychain

$ 12.95

Discount Price: $ 6.99

* Chrome Angle Torch

( This Torch has the ability to melt a penny in less than 60 seconds! Most powerful 1500 degree flame )

$ 10.25

Discount Price: $ 6.75

* Mini Sliding Deck of Cards Keychain Lighter

$ 10.95

discount price: $ 5.95

* Chrome Cigarette Case w/ Built-in Lighter

( Holds your cigz and has a built-in lighter! WOW! )

$ 12.95

Discount Price: $ 6.75

Las Vegas Roulette Table Torch

( Available in Blue or Chrome Finish )

( Spins when you light it, and plays a song if the ball lands on green )

$ 9.50

Discount price: $ 5.50

* Naked Women Torch

( Available in Chrome or Gun metal )

( When you flip the lighter upside down, she gets naked! )

$ 11.95

Discount price: $ 6.50

Flip Phone Lighter w/ Digital Clock

$ 11.50

discount price: $ 6.25

Butane Refillz

( All of our lighters refill with Butane )

$ 3.50

discount Price: $ 2.00

// Other Novelty Itemz //

* Trash Talking Dollz

CLOSEOUT! Will NOT be re-stocking these collector dollz, so get 'em while you can!

- Cousin Bubba -

Phrase 1
Meet my sister,uh...I mean my wife!

Phrase 2
Bring me that beer, bitch!

Phrase 3
Isn't your cousin a nice piece of ass?

Phrase 4
You got pretty lips... mister!

Phrase 5
Move your fat ass! You're blockin' NASCAR!

- Chan Lee -

Phrase 1
Ahhh...you bang my head? I bang your wife! Ha ha ha!

Phrase 2
Oh don't worry, peanut oil let me slide in very easy.

Phrase 3
Confuscious say: Time for you to bend over!

Phrase 4
You want to pet my panda Ling Ling...? Who live in my pants?!

Phrase 5
Ohhhhhh...me stay hard long time.Ho ho ho!

- Pimp Doll -

Phrase 1
Hey sugar, bring your fine, FAT, forty million dollar ass over here!

Phrase 2
You better make some money, bitch.

Phrase 3
You best git up outta' ma' face, fool!

Phrase 4
Shaddup! Before I pimp slap your behind.

Phrase 5
Ooww!!! You got some nice ass titties, bitch!

- Patel Doll -

Phrase 1
What are you doing, you dirty piece of fecal matter?

Phrase 2
Don't talk like that in front of my back.

Phrase 3
Hamburger. Everything on it please, but no beef.

Phrase 4
In my country - we would've already killed you already.

Phrase 5
I am needing to want sex with you now.

- Princess Babs -

Phrase 1
I don't care if it is circumcised. It's not coming near my mouth.

Phrase 2
Get it in! Get it out! Get off of me!

Phrase 3
You want me to lick what?!!

Phrase 4
Bend over?!! What- am I a sheep?

Phrase 5
Don't point that thing near my hair- I just had it done!

$ 29.95 ea.

Discount Price: $ 19.99 ea.

* Fake Motion-Detected Security Camera

( Motion sensored fake security camera- Moves when someone walks by! The camera sweeps back and forth in surveillance motion and the red light blinks as if it were recording! Great for the home, business, etc. )

$ 24.95

Discount Price: $ 10.99 ea.

// NOTE! //

- Must be atleast 18 to purchase itemz

(Shipping based on weight and location)

- all discounted itemz are final and may not be

re-stocked, so get them while they last!

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