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Hey yo wuts up?! I have some fucked up friends but they are all fucked up in a good way. Here are some funny quotes that have been said in the last couple of years, most of them have come online. I have ran out of room on this page, so this one won't change at all, but check out Quotes 2! I will keep putting new quotes up on that one. Love you all! Kevo:) <3 |
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Twon-u no where a great place is? Me- where Twon- the shower Me-lol, yup Twon-i wanna get laid in a shower Me-but it sucks when u get out and ur freezing cold Twon- that's why u stay in shower..and have illicit shower sex Twon-we're so fucking racist Me-lol, yeah Twon- but pretty much only to spics Me-lol, and polacks, but everyone is to polacks Twon-even polakcs are so that don't count MP:and my finger is swollen form playin too much bass Me:sounds like fun MP:yup. it hurts like a bitch. thats not stoppin me though, lol Me: lol MP:i love it too much Me:but the pain dude the pain MP: FUCK THE PAIN!!!listen to the bassful music! me:Dude just talk to her, and bring her to my party[talking about this girl mikey likes] Mikey:why the fuck do u want her to come Me: cus i wanna see who mikey wants to go out with. Dude its not like im gonna try to take her from u or anything, i mean i could but i wont. lol Mr. Burns: Oh, theres a big one, its got freedom written all over it. Mr. Smithers: Uh, sir, thats Cuba. My mom: Kevin, are you up? Me- I am now. Mom-Well the phones for you, its some guy. Me-what the hell?! since when do guys call me? Mr. Merel- Kevin why do they always pick on you? Me- I dont know. Probably cus they're jealous cus they're inferior to me. At the Cubs game: V-Oh my god the Cubs are actually winning. (Literally not more than two seconds later Brian Giles hits a two run homer and the Pirates take the lead). Me-Can I vote for me? Twon- me would be me...twon. not u. Me-no, me, not u, kevin Ryan: damn dude all im sayin is she;s got a body and i wanna fuck the living hell outta her[talking about Jessica Biel] lol Me: lol, dude, u r one horny fucking bastard, u need to chill out a little, ur like a little 12 year old who just jacked off for the first time Ryan: shutup Me: lol Ryan: she mite have the greatest ass ever. its just so UGH! lol Me: calm down dude, just go wack off and itll be over Ryan: lol naw Twon- u know what u need Me- lol, wut Twon- you need a lesbian or bi friend Me- lol, y Twon- it makes no difference til one point u argue with her over which female celebrities are hotter Twon- but ur dick is ur friend, isn't it? Me- lol! yeah, yes he is due to the contents of this quote, i have decided to keep the names secret, to avoid this getting into the wrong hands and friends of mine getting in trouble. Person A-dude, i cant wait till this weekend Person B- getten laid? Person A- YUP ...min later Person B- i like being right. Me- u would be so short at lane Rebecca- i'm tall and mighty Me- no ur short and weaky At Beabien's HS Fair, Me and V were there representing Lane, Rick was there for Jones, and Max was there for northside. we had just finished playing a game of JT or old times sake. V, the slowest and fattest person there won! Me- (bending over trying to catch my breath) man i wish i was fat and slow. Max-yeah, everyone always feels sorry for the fat people. |
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