The Official "Whoa
Solid Crew" Web Page
This is the official page of the one and only Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas Crew from Cambridge, the Whoa Solid Crew! What is this all about? Providing Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas for all the up and coming punk/pop/emo/ska/hardcore bands visiting Cambridge in the UK! Soon to expand to more venues across the UK and Europe!!!
Are you in a band touring the toilet circuit? Need some hype to get the "kids" dancing? Need some merch to go? The Cambridge Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas Crew is your solution...
We are an Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas Crew that does exactly what it says on the tin. At your show, we will effectively put on another show; we will provide the required kick-start that will get all the kids dancing and wrecking havoc around the place! We are a group of people dedicated to providing the finest, purest, more efficient mood setting Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas(tm) since Bad Religion's hay day.
We are by no way amateurs or unprofessional. Having already helped several touring and local bands to get a good hype and support in Cambridge on a gratuity basis, we are constantly updating our equipment and personnel to provide the finest in Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas your money can buy. Our rates are the most competitive and lucrative in the UK at the moment of going to press.
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Where? |
When? |
Who? |
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Man On The Moon |
4th of May 2002 |
Knuckledust (Fuck yeah!) |
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Mean Fiddler (London) |
4th of May 2002 |
Sick Of It All ("Old Skool" Yeah!) |
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The Boat Race |
17th of May 2002 |
Big-10 & Fellthru (ska!) |
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Anywhere... |
Anytime... |
Anything... |
· Cleatus: Wow! Get those guys in the studio next month to do our whoas! Keep it up!
· Appease: Cool! We can't really hear ourselves! Cool!
· Vanilla Pod: Hey! That's cool! Get them whoas out!
· Fletcher: Whoa whoa whoa! Looks like we got a crew there!
Indicative
Price Plan (2002-2003 Season)
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Type of service |
Suitable for |
Fee per 2 songs* |
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Oozing Ahs(tm) |
Skate Punk/Pop Punk |
1 pint |
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Harmonizing Whoas(tm) |
Pop Punk/Emo |
1.5 pints |
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Oozing Ahs(tm) and Harmonizing Whoas(tm) |
Any type |
3 pints |
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Oi! Oi! Oi!'s ("Lower East Side/UK"
styles available) |
Oi!/Street Punk/Old School Hardcore |
2 pints |
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Pre-show Hype |
Any type |
Negotiable |
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After-show Hype |
Any type |
Negotiable |
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Skanking |
Ska/Dub/Reggae with or without Punk
(pref. with) |
1 pint |
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Smackdowns(tm) |
Hardcore Punk, Metal Core, Nu-metal and Old
School Punk |
1.5 pints |
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Beatdowns(tm) |
Straight Edge Hardcore -only!** |
2 cokes** |
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High-Fives(tm) |
Right after song- any type |
FREE!*** |
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S.I.M.P.L.E.(tm) Nodding |
All of the above |
FREE!*** |
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Studio Sessions |
All of the above |
Anything between 10 pint to 20 pints per day. |
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NB: *song must be between 1:30 to 3:00
in duration. If longer, we will charge as additional song. If shorter, we
will provide at half price or free if you contract us for more than 6 songs.
Foreign bands can deal in Euros and US Dollars only. We have been known
though to provide our services for free in special cases, so do get in touch
if you want to look into a better deal and everything. Special packages are
available. **Beatdowns(tm) are more expensive than Smackdowns(tm) because alcohol
is substituted for cokes and that youth-crew finger pointing we all grew up
to love. Straight edge t-shirt and black Xs on fists are optional, so long as
you inform us beforehand. Gorilla Biscuits and Minor Threat covers are
greatly appreciated. ***Although this service is always free, please
do not assume that we will provide at your request; we generally do this at
our discretion, but will provide it as complimentary service pro bono, should
we enjoy your show, or if we feel obliged to. |
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Where we will perform: |
Conditions/Extra Information: |
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Rock Shows/Tours/Arenas* |
Sure! (We require a specific rider for tours) |
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Weddings/Funerals |
Sure! (Extra charge for rental of formal wear) |
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Bar Mitzvahs/Birthday Parties** |
Sure! (Cake and photos greatly appreciated) |
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Barbeques/Pool Parties |
Sure! (Burgers/Nachos greatly appreciated) |
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In Stores/Office Parties*** |
Sure (McDonalds/Virgin Megawhores need not apply, ok? It's fo' tha kids, yo!) |
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Studio Sessions**** |
Sure (Depends on the heavy schedule we have) |
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NB: * Rider is extensive list of petty demands that Jennifer Lopez and the Rolling Stones combined can't beat! We are very strong about this issue, just to see who will tell us to fuck off first or who will actually meets these demands! Please, do your best to get the rider, or we will be sad and not perform as good. Contact us for further information** We only cater for birthday parties of four year olds or older. ***This is all about the kids yo! We will not perform for any corporate jerk-offs who like to dress up like clowns and sell quarter-pounders that are fucking miniscule! Death to the Big Mac! Besides, we all go to Burger King. Aiii? **** We require our own studio room when doing our "thing". We will also require the rider, as specified in the Tour/Arena contacts. We will only consider serious offers. Or else fuck off! |
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We will shortly be adding audio samples of some of our finest moments at doing what we do best, namely Oozing Ahs and Harmonizing Whoas(tm) as well as pictures from some of the highlights of the past few shows! We will also include pictures of us in action. At the request of the artist we will wear any band t-shirts you may have, so long as you provide them at reduced price or even better free! Contact us for more details!
Reach us here: whoa_solid_crew@yahoo.co.uk
Want to trade links and banners? The email us with all your info and we will sort something out!
If you abuse this portal of communication, you will get lots more abuse
from us, the police and my good friends who are 7 ft. tall and wear goat's
tongues around their necks to school. That's juvi hall to be precise. Biatch!
http://www.playpensite.co.uk/ : Cambridge's finest alternative
night club
http://www.fellthru.co.uk/ : Cambridge's premier ska/punk band. Word
http://www.battleska.com/ : Pioneering instrumental ska/jazz
punk funkers, from around Cambridge.
http://www.go.to/all_screwed_up : Athens' (Greece) finest punk rock
band. Aiii?
http://www.theaquabats.com : Blink182 is only good cuz
Travis played for the Holy Aquabats!
http://www.leftovercrack.com/ : No need for any explanation.
Biatch.
http://www.foamers.com : Good oi/punk ska core from the
UK. Pretty obvious, duh!
http://www.badreligion.com : The original Oozing Ahs
and Harmonizing Whoas machine!
http://www.agnostic-front.com/ : For all your hardcore street punk
needs. Respect.
http://www.knuckledust.net/ : London's finest. UKHC to tha
bone!
http://www.atomandhispackage.com/ : All you silly people should not hate
Atom; worship Atom!
http://www.ataris.com/ : They might have sold out,
but the whoas are simply ecstatic!
http://www.victoryrecords.com/ : The only label all of
whose bands require Beatdowns/Smackdowns to function at all!
http://www.fatwreck.com : Vanity? Nope, Fat Mike's bands
are just fat in a phat way. Yeah!
http://www.cballrec.com/ : Athens City purveyors of all things punk, hardcore and (rarely) ska!
http://members.tripod.com/panx_romana
: The originators of the Athens City punk scene. YEAH!!!
http://www.soulflytribe.com/ : Soulfly is all Sepultura was to be if they weren't dicks. Max rules!
http://www.sepulturatribe.com/ : Sepultura is crap without Max. No argument about it.
http://www.neilswaab.com : The guy who invented Mr. Wiggles. Or did Mr. Wiggles invent him?
http://www.go.to/relativelyokrecords : Athens City label to feature the mighty Bob's band among other stuff... soon...
http://www.punker.com/ : This is Jughead's Revenge official e-place. Not Jugg's, Jughead's Revenge!
http://www.nwaworld.com/ : N.W.A. is easily the most punk hardcore rap super group. Biatch.
http://www.imiscoumbria.gr/ : You sorta like hip-hop? Look no further... Premier Greek hip-hop yo.
\m/ Copyrights reserved for in an imaginary state for 2002,
the year of the beast! \m/