Well, that's me at a professional glance. But, you ask, does this man ever have fun? Of course I do... I GO TO COLLEGE! I do whatever I want. This includes following my favorite teams. I'm a die-hard hockey fan: the speed, the violence, the skill... I love it. And we all know the best team in the NHL happens to be the Toronto Maple Leafs! Sure they might not be stacked with Gilmore, Sundin, Potvin, Clark, and Andreychuk anymore. But they still have Sundin, Berezin, and CuJo! I also like the Colorado Avalanche. Gotta root for the afiliate to the home town Bears!! GO BEARS! GO AVS!! In baseball it's all Chi-town. I'm a White Sox fan, even though I don't follow it too closely anymore. I loved watching Ventura and Thomas play, and now Ventura's gone, but they have Ray Durham. So it's all good. I don't follow too many other sports. GO LEAFS!!!!!!
  Music man, right? Yeah, sure. So what kind of music do I listen to mostly? Well, I am all about Dave Matthews! I love that band. I listen to a lot of rock/pop and classical. My favorite composers are Bach, Tchaikovski, Chopin, and Verdi. Some of my other favorites include Billy Joel, Blues Traveler, Matchbox 20, third Eye Blind. I do listen to some jazz. I prefer playing jazz over listening to it. But when I do, it's usually Stan Kenton or one of the old big bands: Benny Goodman, Glen Miller, or count Basie.
"The future is no place to place your better days..."
"Eat, drink, and be merry..."
"Hands and feet are all alike, but gold between divide us... fear between divide us... til we all slip away..."
"Could I have been anyone other than me?"
"You think you're so smart, with your deggo mustache and greasy hair!"
"Surprise me ya filthy bastard!"
"I know a little french.... you're an asswipe, pardon my french."
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to anything resembling a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
"Throw me a frickin' bone here, I'm the boss... need the info!"
"Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
"Father above, why with all this anger do you fill me up with love?"
"Would you not like to be... sitting ontop of the world with your legs hanging free..."
"If you could see yourself you'd be embarrased!"
"For the price of a Coke, or a smoke... keep alive those hungry eyes..."
"He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits..."
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