The Funny Side of This
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(Lou / Derluen Pan)
2005 Dec 15 1:40 pm

Welcome to the world, little kids (ones, of all species, pets, etc). I hope your friends will be worthy of your miraculous presence. I am trying as much as I can to figure out if the world can be fixed up into a nice neighborhood.
This is some random blog. Nothing too clever. Not as clever as wiping out most of the living things on the planet. Or messing up a whole nation. Less clever than creating a planet full of living things. Or building a nation.
No new life forms have been invented here in the last few centuries. The skills are not here. Lucky for us, life builds new versions of itself, since we can not. Would you rather copy life's biotechnology or try to invent it after you have allowed it to be destroyed?!
Remember that a problem with comedy is too many people miss the serious points. But it is easier to listen to one thing's troubles as comedy than as tragedy. Read my serious web page at www.oocities.org/wheelife2005/index.html too, before and/or after, as may be best for your psyche. Maybe you will "read good" afterwards. There are a few hints here, to guard some things that I think should be secret, but because of the mind control problem I say again to stop the use of hints unless very important.

Life is a miracle that some molecules join together to form amazing & useful things. That this somehow happened, sustains itself and survives must be a rare miracle. Destroying it is a vast loss. Protecting and encouraging more variety of life is a naturally good attitude. You and everything living are lucky to be alive. Each of us must try to be more worthy of the gift of intelligent life and communication.

Near the end of Matrix Revolutions, agent Smith fights Neo in the rain & says some sharp film dialogue. He asks him why, why, why the pointless conflict (and I add, cruelty & destruction). He sneers angrily, for freedom, truth, peace, or the insipid cause of love?! Do you even know? All as artificial as the life they live. Which is true since emotion is just an artificial part of our biology. Freedom, truth, peace, or love are more elusive hopes & jokes as the world's spy agencies act in reverse & use what science is achieved, as of now, more to trick others out of independent thinking and action than to encourage it. What a joke! One sees hatred, war profits, lies & slavery drive acts. Endless conflicts for a purposeless existence. Survival is logical but what goals justify destruction of anything, live or created? I definitely view that so much cruelly selfish greed & power struggle is pointless & unworthy of & ignorant of the vast gift of life & thought that is given to this world. Emotion and thought can be seen in many living things, too, not a special gift that defines people or humans. What they have is language & history which we can decipher - now.

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Funny things about history, or this odd world


* I wonder. Is this planet what a theoretically civilized galaxy would laugh and label a criminal neighborhood right now, like a sleazy area? (Many things eat each other or scam them). Will the bipeds on it ever deserve the help and advice I give them? I have gone through a lot to do it. What would we have now to trade or deal with theoretical visitors from the galaxy? What engineering would they want? There are still some cool life forms that can interest them, without doubt, if they will be good animal owners. If they honor copyright, then works of entertainment and observations on politics, war, and spying could be valuable. I would want a label saying, "from a planet where competition is often far more vicious and primitive than need be; but we can not help being that way up to now".
* These are a few of the thousands of jokes in the form of 1 question: why do they do what they do?! Like why someone will give you a complex tree if you give them a few slips of paper money made from part of another tree.
* It is so comical how long these funny jokes go untold to bipeds until now. Hundreds, thousands of years. Incredible jokes over zillions of years..
Why oh why. No. Why. Know. Way.
Guess it was too sleazy here for the comics to visit!
* Such a big laugh - it is so spies can think they keep secrets like a real spy would! The so-called leaders of agents are busy keeping simple tricks secret (simple for a smart one to figure out). But still let major life science get wiped out. Every day they see things which colleges full of people still can not build with 100 years time. What a laugh, silly thing is, they probably leak every secret to smarter minds, good or bad, who have better tricks or understand more about life than they do. The agencies & the scientists working for them indirectly are busy fighting each other & looking for new diseases or weapons instead of figuring out why their attitudes toward life & their systems are so wrong.
* Here is a joke on education and evolution! ...Mothers carry babies in a cozy warm environment providing everything. They give them a more perfect world before birth as they will know after. Most parents feed, teach, give toys to, play with, and take care of them kindly (diaper changes are hardly fun). Guys (or girls) that turn into sexist manipulative users of women and sex are totally ungrateful knuckleheads who do not have any respect for that. Ones you let grow to destroy and abuse life and the world.
* You are lucky to be alive; so is what you have and will see. Treat life in ways worthy of that fact. Forgetting the interest and wonder of a newborn about things is our loss. When you were born, you could not have thought your mission would be to help destroy all the living things. To heckle this silly waste of living things is fun, if you want to help do that. Try to say things that motivate better ecological conservation and jokes that are wise to say. Give it a heckle 4 times a day or something. These leaders would never disarm & destroy their weapons (that is a laugh), so it is not that they are disarming themselves of bio-weapons when they keep all those other weapons.
* Society has a super funny attitude of how to make the experience worthy of the miracle of life for everyone! I get only 1 time through life, as does everyone/everything else, as far as I know. Life is such a brilliant gift in this universe; be worthy of it. There are animal parks, some giant aquarium tanks & some great nature shows to see the incredible life in our world. Just like you enjoy the space & experience, so do animals which climb mountains & roam so much more than most bipeds.
* Pause your action please! Must delay our lives for advertising purposes, valuable, worthy, trivial, or unworthy. Just an often amusing part of life here.
* If you are a rare and special being who is improving and creating better ecology, have many children and pass that on to them. Otherwise, each biped is a large drain on ecology. Funny how much trouble it is! Carry a child in a womb, birth it, feed, clean, and teach it, and endure the sleep loss, "terrible" two's and teens of rebellion. They share germs even if they dislike sharing much else. You may end up feeling sympathetic with the film "Monsters Inc". Each one will ask you to help care with their children. Few if any are sure what a child will grow to be.
* This promise of cloning a species is on the verge of delivering them into a horrible new kind of hell. There is so much hell for the domesticated, laboratory, or captive ones already. The cloning researchers are threatening to give people their own new kind of hell any time now. Not that people have avoided suffering and hell in their own history. Is that a joke? I warn you, if they suppose they have many copies of you, they will act as if you are even more disposable & expendable, like ants. Some species lost so much variety they are almost clones now, like cheetah or some seals, yet they still compete fiercely with each other. Your hope of unified cooperation is likely only a funny dream. There are many elements in many nations who cannot be trusted to act with integrity or fairness. You want to joke on yourself and teach your current unkind keepers or snooping enemies more precious secrets? Keep the horrible ideas unsaid! I mean it: do not discuss it.
* It is so funny. What is this? Natural selection of the most naive cynics? Unnatural selection of the most naive con-men?
* You/those cynics with the selfish, uncaring, tough, hard attitudes still are unconvinced about this. They take huge risks unwisely. Any complaints from them about any of these comments here are a joke. Words are not supposed to hurt a hard tough war maker. Believe that constructive criticism or harsh language injures them? Hurt feelings?! They do not dream of or believe in love, friendship, help, or cooperation?! For these cynical things (ones), those are just jokes, only things to exploit and deceive others about without conscience. They only believed in it as a child, and they hoped to grow up to destroy life around them. The joke is, if these things do not believe in cooperative emotions, they think illogically too. There is no logical reason to cooperate if there is no mutual help and trust, which describes many of the things I observe about what is called friendship. Then these things are enemies to everything, once they are understood. These things cannot explain how their acts are tolerated. I think they are naive about what is probable. It is such a laugh: things with mean hard attitudes are chosen because they are so easy to con into acts which insult the scientific technology represented by life and now border on suicidal disaster. These hard cynics are a laugh when they feel love or care. Without being given spy cameras and recorders, or told about genetics often, they would not even think it is happening. Those things are just smart enough to carry out the cheating and destruction. They are stupid or silly enough to totally ignore how someone with their attitude who cares for that life would react to their insults. They do not think about what it will be like to build those things. Cheating and theft do not build or create, but they say it is the core of life. They are far from the most evolved species for violence and talk of survival of the fittest without thinking it through, so ironic since people are much less fit than most species. Why do they restrict or check for weapons? It is truly funny how they love violence and seem to think playing interplanetary war would be fun and profitable. Those things do not realize that it takes many other living beings and bipeds to keep life nice for them. Life has not dealt bipeds such a hard and unpleasant situation, if one really thinks about it. These fools act like they do not know protecting ecological resources is a main purpose of life. True, what I am saying may have been whispered while I was asleep as a last try to keep irrational exploitation and control going a while longer. Without doubt ordering others to obey without their personal evaluation is dangerously silly when there is clear evidence your science level is inadequate to totally understand all life. I know it suggests changes making spy operations more vulnerable to certain levels of technology, but it is an interesting challenge.
* Bipeds from both cold & hot climates have such funny traits! Seals are dark colored to absorb sun & fat to insulate them from cold. As traffic jams & hot motors make the world hotter, what will happen to them?! The wrong attitudes about ecology & climate must change or stop.
* I thought more about the class system. It has been used in many places over much history. There are only 2 jokes I will tell about it. 1: Sheep, ducks & even robots would probably like to maintain their priority with a class system, but it is not needed for a social order. 2: The class system has always seemed to grind down the self esteem of many members to a painful level to manipulate behavior and spending. This is a nasty joke, even though there are other types of nasty control tactics. Society with engineering technology can offer enough things now to buy the behavior of its members. What is it, put a bunch of biped controllers together and it results in a malevolent group conscious that hates bipeds and abuses them?
* I knew some funny pet dogs who thought people had incredible magical powers at first. Opening a garage door with a remote impressed them. Making fog from ice did too. But food shopping was the big winner. How cool to figure out there is a trick to it all.
* I had a funny idea to build toy robots connected to computers. They will probably think I invented computers and robotic parts. But then it would be bad if they think the other robots and stuff around them are for them to use to chop up and trade me for more batteries and accessories. Baboons have that attitude, maybe, they think it can be justified because they are the smartest and most organized things around them.
* Suppose these robots were set to compete for power. It is a giggle if they tell themselves they win because they are so good and so smart. If abused and exploited by something, then freed and given power to control other types of robots, but they grow to abuse and exploit others in the same ways, one can suspect that something is still continuing the abuse and exploitation pattern in disguise. This could be true for many people like blacks, Israelis, and others. It ends up with having to admit either they are like past persecutors now or the evil which inspired their abuse is with them still, using them, and they have not escaped it or extinguished it yet. Hell if emotions are not such a trap! When you let others do the thinking for you, your world becomes their world (the "Matrix"). Start trying to find out for yourself if what you do is better for all life on your world, and ethical or not, whether you are an agent of power or just little people. When someone stops thinking over things like that and executes orders without judgement, they become a hazard to the world who must be woken up to the danger that they have stopped obeying rules of ethics and simple plain wisdom. Good or evil can sneak into, or lure any mind. Why would they want you to commit violence without the chance to communicate with and learn enough about the target? Why should you avoid to talk to or learn from a victim or enemy? You should be happy to find out when you are wrong, despite fear. Good or evil can get into anyone.
* Amusingly ridiculous, the lack of caution and flaws in security for ordinary civilians and how they are watched over.
* Another funny thing: What do cops do when they stop you? Check your id. What does the bank do? Check your id. What do some people do when they meet a ghost or hear a magical voice in their head? 6 ideas: Ask for a list of predictions to ask for. Ask for a list of miracles. Think you can ask for a fake identity?! Ask what their ID is? Do they dare appear at a place and time of careful choice? Quiz them on things, tactically not important, that only you know and now your snoopers will too.
* Is it not very funny how when people were primitive, plants and animals could seem like simple blocks of stuff and people things are so clever, but now that we have more science, many of us know these forms are incredibly complex and complicated and people things are actually so stupid. Oh yeah, they joked that animals have no feelings or minds and overlooked them. How do those numb people things think animals get around the wild and reacted to people?! It is kind of funny like how a television is simple on the outside but complex on the inside. Those people things do not realize when animals try to show them they think and get them to notice.
* Business managers complain how much it costs & trouble it adds to recycle products. Funny how research money still produces poor progress. Their best scheme is charging consumers to recycle & then cheating on it. These knuckleheaded idiots even think designing to help recycling is too much trouble & easy to sabotage. Yet they do not respect enough how their ecosystem does accomplish this & much bigger challenges.
* Funny how they have these programs saved and edited to show us lots of wild live animals from places we never see in real life. Then I go to some nature area and ask myself, where are the animals?! There are just 1, 2, or a few animals of a few types to be seen. You are starting to appreciate them (life) more; it is so funny how you feel a little bit upset if your child is killed and a little concerned about continuing your genetic lineage, but only now doing more to save their lineages. You feel a little bit upset about being captured or mistreated. Their genes may be just as different from others as you think yours are from others. Bipeds act so badly when they have so much science, comfort & advantage. This is my world and my universe that these intelligent beings are going about destroying and causing trouble in, and your world too. Start saving it and making it better.
* There is a nasty joke played on those who hope to solve sad problems. They show or tell you of someone or thing that is appealing and in trouble or damaged. You feel very emotionally sympathetic and nice. You do scientific work or give money. They use it to do the opposite kind of nasty thing or make a weapon. So funny is it not?
* Funny, most people are too fat (often on cheap food) though they hate being fat and even if they think it looks bad. Many over-spend and handle credit badly. Some gamble or lose money on stocks illogically. Funny, poetically enough, social ecological resource spending is out of control too. It is just starting to try to control it sustainably. There is more talk than action. Is it out of reasonable control now? Is it a war on ecology, to drain it all? Vastly many people know little about ourselves and much less about the life they help deplete. I have only seen or read of tiny success at restoring unique types of constructively valuable species or ecosystems. Those clowns still break, kill and strangle the high technology pieces of the ecosystem machine without understanding much of the pieces or the whole!
* Maybe they experiment on how to make people submissive and quiet about being over-charged, over-worked, ordered around, and giggle about cheating them about money, sex, emotion, and quality of life. And jokes to make them lose control emotionally. And sabotage what they can do themselves so they buy laughably mediocre offerings. Know when & how to stop sexual harassment & exploitation.
* It is extremely uncool how ones who give off what ordinary people feel is confidence & cool style really help in the lame silly destruction of living feeling life science. They soon turn to be lousy partners and selfish sexists when rationally viewed. They make a mistake & call them alpha males or girls in the cool clique. Men who mistreat them, divorce, give no help with raising children, and give little reward to those who raise them. Funny how women help make this trait more successful instead of punishing it. Many do not deserve that but some who thought about it rationally but still act in a sleazy uncaring way do. They should want the trait for nice engineers & scientists with integrity (this is meant in a scientific way). There is such a tiny chance a biped will create a net benefit in true biochemical diversity that it is worth advising they reduce population until truly moral & beneficial biochemical synthesis of food & materials replaces taking life. The US is demanding more rent deposits, year leases & fees, with many women in the act in fact. Funny thing is, they do not clue in yet & demand the same kind of thing from these alpha types or spy manipulators who can access resources.
* Are bigger deposits and longer leases demanded because rental property owners or agents speculate in stocks and get trapped by price drops?! What a bad feeling to be stuck in a stock for a long time. Addicted to playing stocks, they may resort to this, hoping to solve bad luck.
* Expect wild animals to break open food coolers or other things if you feed them and encourage them to visit. I see hungry dogs and other animals resist urges to eat their friends or other life. Animals may ruin property, but bipeds casually buy paper and wood made by ruining trees which many living things rely on. It is often better to be nice to animals by giving them better and more areas to live. Use and do more recycling. Vote with your dollars and make sure the wild life harvest is selective, efficient, sustainable, and merciful.
* The dark side will use your inventions & put you back using rocks & spears again if you don't watch out (if it decides to grant you spears). Living in fear sucks (very unpleasant), there are better choices for civilized beings to create. It is how the wild life works.
* Funny joke. They try to keep totally simple tactics secret after having major scientific secrets get eaten or go extinct. For paper profit. Stop joking with priorities, any time now. Really!
* Well, guess they found out if there were any big wave riders among those sweat shoppers with that tsunami in Indonesia! All those scummy con-men & thugs pushing the wage slavery/prison labor schemes for sneakers, clothes & sex down there. Hunting for wild animals for fur, meat, labs or zoos.
* Pranks are funny until you start to see that tricks are happening to you and you get so serious when it is you suffering. Start valuing each life much much more; think about trying to live on a dead asteroid! Warning: it takes little for rational minds to despise this contemptuous waste or slaughter of biochemical life. It is like grinding up the newest electronics hoping to sell some bolts made from them or wasting the newest engineered life hoping to sell flavored tofu/yogurt in big paper boxes. In Lord of the Rings 2 (Two Towers), the Ents who keep the forest healthy say men & wizards are never friends to forests so they decide the forest will just weather the storm of war instead of helping to fight evil. Will people, like Ents, take all day just to say hello or debate ecological deaths?!!
* Amusing but tragic how societies somehow have urges to dismantle & destroy the complex world they live in (both by pointless pollution & ignorant trivial greed), how they likely give urges to people with power to disrupt the very groups & societies they are part of & some people suicidal urges (to be bombers, hurt themselves, or whatever).
* Really amusing, how spies who monitor many thinking minds have such moronic cheating views about the purpose or philosophy of life. These pages use text font Helvetica! People or animals/life who have real ethics or appreciation of life have every right to think "get your dirty stinking paws off me" & let your cages become a curse to you, towards these cheating agents or controllers who have pathetic ignorant hypocritical goals & views. Like the Planet of the Apes films, their moronic hypocritical sayings or boasts about ways of life or rights show stupidity about the complexity of the minds & body of other living things that they exert power over. What stupid bullshit. They thought my purpose in life is just to be a lab subject for their whims! Understanding so little of all other life, they presume the same about them with huge arrogance. When you know individuals or examples of various life in detail & know their deaths, you miss them & regret the losses. For most people now, what would be epic efforts or strong drama to survive violent weather or accomplish things critical to live, are frequent events for wild life. Failing to preserve the biochemical achievements of life loses it to entropy. Mixed up minds never think deeply about this life they know. They just rely on industrial civilization or gnaw hacks of animal protein or throw wood or paper boxes in the trash.
* Is the risk of spy devices in your shoes, clothes, packs bought from sweat shops or slavers funny or what? These sleazy cheating thugs & imitators spy on you, your wife, kids, friends or business. Spy agencies running foreign ops still drop their ethics & try to use drugs to turn people into (wage) slaves & human cattle. They need to lie & pretend some cooperative ethics to get social cooperation. Here & other nations, they abuse migrants & foreigners as wage slaves or just slaves for farming, drugs, sex, recycling, making clothes, shoes, chocolate/cocoa, coffee, wine, school backpacks & many other things. They put a respectable look to their store & the factories when inspectors visit. Being a customer supports them. Any spy gadgets you can make or buy probably can not protect you. They must sneak into the supplies & databases of any naive innocent drug dealers. Why do these spies greedy for power or money travel so far to get drugs & people for sex services? They must insist on paying low foreign prices for them.
* Basing production on biological life, what a problem! A little bad luck & an imbecile who is clever enough for a moment to think of stealing can get the means to start competing with you. Then again, things people make industrially are easier to reverse engineer than biology, it is just that idiots who do not know the value of ecology (like ops in foreign intelligence) can not do it. It is a challenge.
* Life is the miracle that some molecules join together to form amazing & useful things. To repeat, that this somehow happened, sustains itself and survives must be a rare miracle. Protecting and encouraging more variety of life is a naturally good attitude. Destroying it is a vast loss. You and what you see living are lucky to be alive. There are only a few numerous types of plants and animals in any one region, especially now, and the sea has few exceptions. Suspect why someone or you would feel an urge to destroy life. Replace "life form" with a lower scientific value thing like jet plane, supercomputer, satellite spy device, or luxury car in the emotional equation to see if the decision would still be logical. Maybe where you sleep, watch TV, buy clothes, and drive is leading you to this mistake.
* This area near this university is just widely filled with sabotage or whatever it is. It still goes on tiresomely. Always annoying actions, testing, and delays. Using my time and putting me through nastiness with laughably low reward.
* I have said all this. Happy now? (M, W)


Things worth doing


* Adjust prices and taxes, lower annual tax, raise taxes and fees to consume or harvest wild or natural living things like wood and fish to increase use of synthetics and simplest things. Reduce profits on and penalize overlogging. They profit by selling them much too cheaply! Develop within & shrink current areas, stop expanding into habitats with much natural life. Use more synthetics. This will save more living life science.
* Penalize ocean destruction.
* Use biochemistry to synthesize food instead of using living things.
* Lost fishing hooks, lines & nets cause wasted injury & death. It is so vicious and primitive. Design fishing lines & hooks that dissolve in fresh and sea water quickly enough. Raise taxes on ones that do not. Maybe an electrically connected system can work, when nets or lines break and disconnect, it triggers a dissolve. A difficult but better answer is to retrieve lost fishing equipment.
* Make plastic taste bad enough to starving sea life & others so they spit it out & stay healthy. Plastic bags & things look like foods like jellyfish to starving water birds, seals, lizards, or others.
* Plastic rings for 6-pack cans sometimes tangle & choke water & land life. Design it so removing a can breaks its ring, or so the rings break down quickly on land and in water. Try slits on the sides that have to be ripped to get the can out.
* Land mines that turn off when the war is over, or after a set time (they need replacing). Best, but hard to build, are mines that can recognize enemy units and let innocent animals pass.
* Why not install water use meters where so many lack them? It would clearly start to help conserve water.



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