Reporter One: This is Anne Gora of Megakatt City Action News.

Reporter Two: Clovis N. Hoofst reorting for Corporate News Weekly

Tom Lockjaw: Hey move it sister. This is my interview. Tom Lockjaw here at the Audobon Bay Bridge reporting live, To give you the interview of the new millenium. Yes here I have the Fearsome Five, for their first interview with the press, ever.
Yes here they are
Megavolt
Quacker Jack
Liquidator...
Wait a second where's the other one. the leader the guy with a big chainsaw. No I'm not doing it he might sneak up on me again.

Barbara Wawa: SO Megavolt, Bushwoot, Quacker Jack, Liquidator. Tell us about yourselfves. What makes you you?

Anne Gora: Yes and what advice do you have for super villains in the new millenium?

(Megavolt grabs the mike from the news reporter.)

Hey there all you people
Hi my name is Elmo
You did not know me well
Just cause I in higschool I was a bit of a nerd
You put me through hell...sinki

(He starts doing a stripper style walk)
So you trapped me inside a nasty carpet machine
It made static cling
When I woke I found I was electrified
and could zap anything

I've never been happier
now that I can zap you
Cause you made me a villain
And now I've really gone insane.
(breaks into insane cackling)

Megavolt: Reggie Your verse
Reggie: But guys I'm not a villain anymore. I'm a family man. (shows pictures of his kids). Reporters: AWWWW. What cute kids.
Bushroot: and why are you encouraging such violent behavior?
Quacker Jack: Come on for old times sake...
(They Plead with him)

Reggie:
When I was a villain
When I was a villain(shoots the others a dirty look)
I really made the scene
And all I did was turn my blood to chloropasts
and then my face turned green.

Well I grew fruit
I grew flowers the size of men
I even scared the cops
And my plants ran amuck in the city streets.
These were some nasty crops

Get yourself some powers
Even if they're flowers
But remember if you wanna be a villain
You've gotta be insane

Quacker Jack: Reggie that was amazing. How come you don't go into musical theater?

Reggie: In high school I was the Pirate King in Pirates of Penzance.

Quacker Jack: I was the Fool in a "Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" and in "King Lear" and in "Death of Salesman."

Megavolt: There weren't any clowns in Death of a Salesman.

Quacker: Right a fool. Now wonder it was such a boring play.

Quacker Jack:
You can rob, you can steal,
you can shout and curse
Brother that isn't hard
So why not build a three hundred foot Teddy Bear
and conquer St. Canard

Sure I might not grow vines
But I'm doing so fine
Cause of my crazy brain.
If you wanna be a villain
You really gotta be insane.

Liquidator
Bud Flud was my old name
Oh what a crying shame
when he shoved me in that vat
I'd like to make him eat him pink little cape
and stomp upon that stupid hat

You've a costume, a gimmick a vengence scam
There's nothing else to do

Well you're not really a villain
till you almost succeed
and Darkwing Duck busts you.

Vengence is a fine thing
Till you're caught by Darkwing
He'll freeze you in a pail
Wheter flesh or fur or feathers
a villain ends up in jail

(They start singing a round) Megavolt: I've never been happier now that I can zap you

Bushroot: Get youself some powers even if their flowers

Quacker Jack: Sure I might look tacky I'll scare you with my wacky Booga booga booga

Liquidator: Vengence is a fine thing till you're caught by Darkwing

But heed our last refrain (They get in a kickline)

If you wanna be a villain... Quacker Jack: A really evil villain You wanna be a villain Bushroot: I really don't recommend it

If you wanna be a villain It really...(kick) helps...(kick) to...(kick) be INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

(Applause)
(Just then a black motorcycle with teeth and a very angry duck in a yellow suit approaches.)

Negaduck: What in the name of The Backstreet Boys is going on. What are all the leeches and paprazzi doing here? I leave to get one carton of cultured buttermilk and a bucket of smelts and you show everyone in the world where our hideout is?

Megavolt: It was Quacker Jack
Banana Brain: Don't listen to him. It was all Bushroot's fault

Bushroot: I'm not in this gang anymore.

Liquidator: Oh right Mr. Diva Divine. Does Negaduck look like a discerning consumer.

Negaduck: You just wanted to do a fancy splashy musicla number. (The Fearsome Four look sheepishly)

FF:Yes

Negaduck: Unbelievable... ALL right vultures get out of here. (Pulls a chainsaw on the camera man.) Sondheim Rocks... um if he ever finds out about this I'll die.