Well, here it is. The page of my randomness. Please enter if you are over the age of 18 and not offended by some graphic language. Look, when I say graphic, I do mean it, so don't come in and read my work then get all huffy and email me something hateful saying that you didn't like it and it offended you. TOUGH. There is a warning here that YOU MUST BE 18 TO ENTER MY SITE AND NOT OFFENDED BY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE! I have all things marked with warnings if they have graphic language, so if you don't want to read it don't.

So, for all those with open minds, come on it. Please excuse the mess, for this page was made at a special request and is just kind of thrown together for simplicity's sake.

PLEASE NOTE! ALL WORK ON THE FOLLOWING PAGES IS MINE. YOU MAY ONLY LINK TO THIS SITE OR COPY FROM IT WITH MY PERMISSION! EMAIL ME! Thank you, and enjoy your stay!

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EXIT NOW because I am under 18!

EXIT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!