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FEMALE COMEBACKS-
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: Your body is like a temple. Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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