An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned
beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off
this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I
get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm
jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box,
sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The
Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife. "Hey, don't
look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."