The Turbo! Rumor Mill

Last updated 4-19-02

The rumors contained herein are all unfounded, and are just that - rumors.  If you have heard or seen any rumor not contained within this page, please send it to webmaster@weareturbo.com.

The Band

After a show while on tour through North Reading, MA, 6 girls, 2 handsome studs, and a goat all wanted to "do the entire band."  Turbo!, having just been released from the North Reading Venereal Disease clinic, politely declined.

It was reported that Turbo! got back together and practiced on Friday, November 23, rehearsing a brand new song, as well as their classic material.

Jumbo Stixx

Jen I'Talia

Jen was once on Springer.  We hope to receive details on which episode later.

Jumbo breaks at least one set of drumsticks every time he hits the skins, earning him his name Jumbo Stixx.

Jen learned to play bass from lessons given to her by Sid Vicious.

Jumbo is an ex-pro wrestler in the WWF called 'The Immoral Scizo.'

Johnny Dangerously

The Mad Dog

It is rumored that Johnny fathered a child before he even entered high school.

The Mad Dog is addicted to Children's Junior Strength Tylenol Chewable Grape Tablets.  On his addiction, he allegedly said, "I just can't get enough..."

Johnny was indicted for stealing a can of Campbell's Soup with Stars from Shaw's.  When asked why, it was "Because I can't afford it, what with my child support payments."

The Mad Dog is in the Poison music video "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," except he's a girl.  Even freakier than seeing this, the best place to see it (on the Poison DVD) is at Chapter 1, 16 seconds into it... MD's birthday is on 1/16.

Song Rumors

"Don't You Love (To Hate Me)?" was written for the devil in-carnate, otherwise known as Ronald McDonald.  For years, Ronald has been trying to kill The Mad Dog, so MD wrote a song dedicated to him.