Her name was Delfina, her sister Edwina,
Not nearly what they really seama,
Del's a fluttering butterfly,
Edwina a beauty like Princess Di.
In the scheme of life they both live their passion,
Edwina for love,
And Delfi for trashin'.
Today in Victoria's Secret is Edwina,
At the big Thrift for Punk stuff, you'll locate Delfina.
Birds of a feather these two are not
But their hearts are as big as an old canning pot.
So here's a tribute to the girls of today,
Let 'em be cause tomorrow they'll be flabby and gray.