Greetings my short brethren. The hour of our liberation is at hand, and we can no longer tolerate the evil and greed of the too-talls. Drastic measures are being taken by myself and others in order to ensure peace in our lands. I recently embarked on a mission of pure decency in which I unleashed my devastation upon the fools who infest our bountiful world. I think if you read this thread in it's entirety you will soon realize that not only am I the most powerful figure in Norrath, but that my bravery and decency is so great that I deserve some sort of metal.

My story, like so many, begins in the area known as Greater Faydark. Upon entering the area I was immediately disgusted by the greedy and selfish things which were being shouted throughout the zone. I decided that in order to be truly pure of heart, I should announce to the elves that they would be given an opportunity for redemption before meeting my blade.







I found their responses to be repugnant, although I was not surprised by their unwarranted taunts. This was clearly just another batch of long-legged freaks who did not wish to pay proper respect to their gnomish masters.





I continued on, and moved into the land of my dwarven brethren. Upon entering Butcherblock Mountains I realized that it too, was heavily infested with long-legged freaks. Although I found it hard to keep my temper I decided that these fools would be given the same opportunity as their kin in Greater Faydark.





After meeting with my good friend Keric, we proceeded to head to the Orcish Pillar to begin ripping down Emperor Crush's minions. Upon arriving there, we met a gnomish mage named 'Albun'. He claimed to be with a warrior, but we saw no warrior. He then informed us that the warrior was invisible. Now, being a warrior myself I know not how to make myself invisible. So either this young mage was delusional or there was an elf in our presence. Upon interrogation Albun would not divulge the race of his partner, so we simply stood and waited for the next pull. We were shocked and horrified to discover that we were indeed correct.

When their battle with the orcs was finished, their battle with us began. Our bravery and courage was nothing short of heroic.



His gnomish friend was a bit upset. I tried to convince him that ours was a righteous cause, but alas he did not believe.



When his friend returned the gnome proceeded to damage shield him, and the battle for supremacy began again. The result was similar.



The elf returned again, and this time demanded to the zone that I duel him without my partner Keric. In order to prove to all that I am a force of true power, I accepted his duel.



The violence that ensued involved me hitting 'Auto-attack' and then going to order a pizza. As usual, the result was the destruction of yet another horrible pker…



What happened next was a pure abomination. After taking over the orc spawn we were viscously assaulted by a pair of elves while both of us were resting with half life. One seemed to be too old to do battle with Keric and myself, but was able to cast damage shields on Rangur, our assailant.



These foolish elves did not seem to understand the virtue of our crusade. What they do not realize is that Keric and I are the most deadly tandem in Norrath. If you are an elf and you are alive, it is only because we allow you to be. Justice was done once more.



The other elf who had been damage shielding was clearly disappointed, and I must admit that Keric and I were sharing a few laughs at her expense.



We still aren't sure what class Rangur is, but his damage shield definitely hurt. Rangur responded by offering excuses for his foolish demise.



Rangur was not in a guild, but his destiny seemed obvious. Keric and I have no doubt that Rangur will one day be the pride of The Highland Army.

We spent most of the day cleaning out Butcherblock and spreading the good news of the liberation. We then proceeded along with Ailmar and Maeddin to the land known as Kunark in pursuit of what is commonly known as 'phat l3wt'. Upon our arrival in Lake of Ill Omen, we encountered a strange reptillian creature who seemed to be able to summon death and use it for the purpose of evil. Our goodness was overpowering though.