There's a story about a man named Ranma
Who fell into a Chinese cursed pool.
And so did his Oyaji.
So now they feel like fools.
Here's Akane and her two sisters,
Whose father runs the Tendo Dojo.
Akane hates boys immensely.
She'd rather be solo.
Betrothal brought the two people together
And others joined in and formed a loud "Crunch!"
Now they're all fighting together
And reluctantly became the Ranma Bunch.
The Ranma Bunch.
The Ranma Bunch.
That's how they all came to be the Ranma Bunch!
"Ranma no Baka!" BAM!
"Kawaikune...!"
characters created and owned by Rumiko Takahashi
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