MOSQUITO

LAUGH-O-METER SAYS: 5-10

Well you know it couldn't have been that bad, cause Gunnar Hansen(the guy that plays leatherface in Texas chainsaw massacre) takes off the mask and drops the chainsaw(at least for a couple scenes) to actually attempt at some acting with dialog. The lead guy was funny, he'd always yell at gunnar and threaten their lives, which is always good when 50 pound mosquitos are chasing you. Anyhow, this is a stereotypical bug movie: bugs get mutated, turn big, and kill people, kinda like ticks. The people come together and they discover the mosquito eggs in the basement of this house. Well they turn the gas all the way up, and then they throw a match on it and it blows up, killing the eggs, leaving 3 of the original living. We see in this flick that bad habits are hard to break, since Gunnar Hansen just hasta pick up the ol chainsaw and do some hackin and wackin at the mosquitos, FORGET THE FLY SWATTER, GRAB THE CHAINSAW!!!!!