JACK FROST 2



LAUGH O METER SAYS: 3 of 10


This was an awesome movie if u like killer carrots in the bahamas dropping ice anvils on people and being killed off by bananas!!! Yep u guessed it. We did ont like this movie at all. It was way cheesier and worse than the first. The cop from the first one is back. And so is the bad acting, clever death scenes, and erotic killer snow man pornos. It starts off with a tank exploding in a lab. BOOM! Jack is back easy as that. The cop and family take a vacation on a desert island. Thats the only pasrt that makes sense. Somehow you hear jacks voice in the sea and he kills some bums on a raft with a carrot that he doesnt have yet then jack steals their last carrot. So now jack frost isnt a killer voice anymore, now hes a killer carrot. Oh yeah he happens to go to the same island as his buddy from part 1. When on the island we see captain fun, a gay jap, and one eyed willie. Jack starts off his killing spree as a carrot by climbing a tree and droppin a huge ice anvil on a girl. I guess ornaments to the face are gettin too boring. The cop starts to realize he is back. Wait!!!! Luckily the cop has killer antifreeze around his neck! Joy!! Movie Over! Wrong. The cop poors the antifreeze on the wrong snowman. I wish the movie ended there. I forgot the whole entire island is turned to ice and snow because jack frost touched a beer bottle. The nice sex scene in this movie is jack turns into an ice cube and goes in a girls shirt. Now as if captain fun isnt enough, jack frost spawns little killer baby snowmen. The only way to kill the snowmen is to get banana juice on them cuz the cop is allergic to banana juice and jack shares dna with the cop. So here comes the dramatic suspenseful action sequence. Move over terminator, say good bye to rambo, we have middle aged vacationers with banana filled squirt guns!!! Now the babies dies jack cries, and they eventually kill him with juice. Please dont make a part 3.