LAUGH-O-METER SAYS: 10 of 10
Do not be mislead by the title. It is in bad taste but thats what we look for!!! This movie is a 10 if u didnt notice. The only 10. The laughs are non stop. Its like watching a fat kid play basketball but better. Heres the plot, aliens come to earth to eat people. Wardrobe-the aliens are humans but are dressed in head to toe denim. K mart had a sale. Also they all had mullets. Thats like 75 mullets. 75 mullets is a good time. If u dont know mullets are out of date hairstyles where the back is longer than the front, often sported by rednecks or hockey players. The aliens come here in a spaceship that is a house. The good guys are guys with mullets a camaro and a bazooka. The one nerd guy gets his head chopped open and brains fall out but he stays alive the whole movie. Anyway the mullets chase good guys around with hammers and are impervious to the machine gund of the good mullets. They walk right into shots and drop dead. the mullet guys bring the bazooka but i guess it is for show because he uses a branch to fight the aliens. The mullet guys fire about 798798798797 bullets at the good guys and all of them miss, the good guys are rolling on the ground the whole time avoiding bullets. The death scenes are great people gettin shot, eatin, and jumping off roofs. It ended with the head alien getting sawed in two by the nerd. One hell of a movie, Aaron is even considering a mullet.
FUNNY PARTS:
-a guy running away from the mullets steps in dog crap
-when a guy gets throw over a cliff, a dummy falls behind a rock, and somebody tosses a bucket of blood from behind the rock...then the carnivorous seagulls eat him
-a guy tries to keep his brains in his head with his belt
-theres a stand-in drive car with a cardboard cutout of the beatles in it
-a guy gets hit with a car and is severed in half
-a guy drops his bazooka, runs up 40 yards and grabs a stick, then goes to fight the mullets
-a fat guy mullet falls off the balcony, i forgot the reason