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ON 'DA HOUSE with BadHabits

2000 Badhabitz and still counting hehe :)
BadHabits AKA WAW_Beignet

Welcome to "On 'Da House with BadHabits"! 

(OLD ISSUES can be found under Old Trailmix and The Archives)  

August 30, 2000

 

Hey Hey all you Outlaw varmints out there!!! :)  (yeah yeah... I KNOW I haven't posted in awhile :)

First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOOTER!!!! :) (Hey Hooter! Didn't anyone ever tell you you're NOT supposed to use TNT for candles???? :)

Secondly... stay tuned... Dirtyolero assures me in the next few days he'll have his pics of the Outlaw Bash scanned and up!!! (Way to go Dirty oh oh oh! :)

And in case, if any of you are wondering what I've been up to... I can't tell you.. (cause then I'd have to shoot you :)

Well.. I'm off to help the kids with homework... ( a Beig's work is never done, WAAAAAAW!!!!! :)

waw_beignet

 

August 11, 2000

Well the OL BASH 2000  pics are at last uploaded and posted! (What a blast it was.. thanks guys! :) Bet you guys thought I'd never get to it huh? (well neither did I :)  CLICK HERE TO GO TO BEIG'S BASH PICS!!!

Also, Hmn_Dbull has his pics up at his site.. ( I must say he caught the more .. ummm...   hot and spicy moments on Bourbon Street pffffft!!! :)  CLICK HERE TO GO TO DBULL'S BASH PICS!!!

With in the next week... Dirtyolero and Leccyolero should have their pics developed from the bash.. when I get the links I'll post them for yas.   So till then Bon Appetit! :P

 

Hurricane_Beig :)

 

August 5, 2000

 

Hey guys... just a short note to say we're having a great time at the bash :)  Leccy and Safari are now officially married (whoohooo!) 

We got a rather rocky start (more on that later) but having a terriffic time despite the fact that out of 40 people planning to come only 10 showed up.   This past week more than 15 canceled.. some never bothered to let us know.  It's a shame really ... organizing something like this is ALOT of work.   Not to mention...  both Leccyolero and myself ended up spending WAY more than we needed to because of anticipating a larger crowd.  

But.. as I said we're having an awesome time...  Pat O Brien's and New Orleans will never be the same! (muahahah :)  Tonite we're going have some Cajun food and listen and dance to a Cajun band. (ieeeeeeeeeeeyyyyeeeeaa!)

I'd like to apologize about the lack o pics...  I'll have to post em this coming week.  As I mistakenly brought the wrong software (doh! )   For those of you who didnt come.. wish ya had.. as this will be the last OL Bash that I put on.   Well enuff for now.. time to go out and have some fun!!!! Hurricane_Beig :)

 

August 2, 2000

There are only about 5 or 6 things I wanna say today   (yeahhhh right :P :)

1.  OGB'S ... "Have I told you lately that I LOVE You... ?" (xoxo hossie & *SPANK* Exidor! :)

2.  Awwww Martone thanks for all your help lately!!!

3.  Have you hugged your OGB today??? (if not.. what are ya waiting for? whoo hooo! :)

4. Read below and print out the itinerary for the bash if you're going!

5. I'm gonna miss you WAW'S at the bash .. *sniff* *sniff* (You especially Falls! xoxo :P :)

6. I hope all you Outlaws who aren't going will bail us all out of the clinker in New Orleans (Or at least break us out!!! :)

See ya'll over the weekend.. where there will be "Live Updates" on the pandemonium we will wreak on the French Quarter. (If I'm not in the clinker where there is no modem for me) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!

Hurricane_Beig :)

 

July 31, 2000

Whoo hooooo!!! Only several more days till THE OUTLAWS BASH!

Here is the final schedule on what we'll be doing and where we'll be... (Be sure to print a copy to bring with you!!!)

OL BASH SCHEDULE

NOTE: EVERYTHING on this schedule is OPTIONAL you pick and choose which places you'd like to meet.. I would recommend definately going to Leccyolero and Safari Lady's wedding though, that way you can see who all is here and make plans for the rest of your trip.

FRIDAY August 4, 2000

5:30 pm
Catch the St. Charles Ave. Streetcar (ask the desk clerk at the hotel where the pickup is
located)
to Audubon Park to shelter 11 ... right on St. Charles Ave. ( it travels a very scenic route in part of the "Garden District" where Leccyolero and  Safari's wedding will take place :)

6pm - 9pm
Wac_Leccyolero & Safari's wedding and reception at Audubon Park shelter 11 on St. Charles Ave. (all invited! good food, drinks and
fun! Can you say "SPICY??" whoo hooo! :)


10pm till....
Meet at the traditional "Pat O' Briens" 718 St. Peter's St. for
their world famous "Hurricane" drinks!!! (warning these drinks make you lose ALL your inhibitions... and sometimes your clothes! Weeeeee!!! :)


SATURDAY August 5, 2000

11:30 pm                                       Meet at The Acme Oyster Bar
724 Iberville Street for some great (but inexpensive!) Cajun food (another local tradition where you can get just about
anything... and its alllllllll gooood baybeee! :)

2pm till ....

Karaoke and 3 for one drinks at the famous "Cat's Meow" 701 Bourbon Street.  I have a song list if you guys are interested.. talk about a FUN place!!! :)  Here's the url... CHECK IT OUT!

7pm
Meet at Mulatte's 201 Julia St for some Cajun Zydeco music by "Jay Cormier" , food, and
dancing!!!  (I don't believe theres any cover charge since we'd be
eating there also but the food is moderately priced and good:)


10pm till
Enjoy Harrah's Casino or have fun carousing Bourbon street and seeing the errr.. ummm...
sights :) (bring beads! :)


SUNDAY August 6, 2000

9 am                                                Meet at the historical Cafe' Du Monde 1039 Decatur St  for a REAL taste of some Beignet's and cafe' au lait (not to mention History.. The Cafe' Du Monde originally opened its doors in 1862 Olala!:) Not to mention.. the price of a meal here is EXTREMELY reasonable! :)

11:30 am - 1:30 pm       Paddlewheel Cruise: Meet at The Steamboat Natchez dock (Departs from the Toulouse Street Wharf across from Jackson Square) for a Jazz cruise with live jazz by the "Steamboat Stompers". A great way to say goodbye to the sites and sounds of New Orleans! (cost will be 13.75 per person for cruise -- if you have cruise
with lunch it would be 18.75 with the 3.00 off coupon I will have for you )



Note: If you'd rather go to a great Sunday Brunch Buffet.. Harrah's Casino 512 South Peter's St. (not very expensive) or "The Court Of Two Sisters" (has an awesome buffet so make your reservations on Friday. Cost is 22.00 per person... pricey but awesome!) are two great places to go to.

Some other things to do and see: (though I dont know when you'll find the time ;)

Walking Tour of the Historical French Quarter, Graveyard Tours (very good!), The Anne Rice tour, Visit the Voodoo Museum or Voodoo Shop, The
Aquarium of the Americas and Imax Theatre, Audubon Zoo (awesome zoo!), The Wax Museum, Shopping at the Riverwalk, shop Royal street
for Antiques, rowdy things on Bourbon st. *wink*, Jackson Square where there are street
performers and musicians, St. Louis Cathedral, The Cabildo.

I Don't know if I'll do another update before the bash.. I do know I'm going to try to post pics from the bash on my laptop computer (if I have the time) so untill I get back... "Au Revoir"!

PS... WHILE YOU'RE AT IT... GO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR THE "BEIGNET" AS LOUISIANA'S STATE FOOD!!! (And what food could be better????:)

 

Hurricane_Beig :)

 

July 8, 2000

I know... Long time no see!  (so spank me :) I know many of you may have heard about me getting my back/neck messed up in a car accident..  (not to worry nothing life threatening... its just that I have to take care of myself and not be in this computer chair for very long:)

Anyhow... I did want you guys not to worry the BASH is still on (see left column for complete details)

I do need everyone who is DEFINATELY coming to email me at wawbeignet@hotmail.com   with the details of  when they are coming, where they are staying.. and their REAL names (so we can get in touch in New Orleans)  also.. so I can mail you a schedule of the bash. 

I can't wait to see you guys there!!! (And dont ya worry I'll be in "beig-ish" shape by then :)

waw_beignet

 

May 16, 2000

OL BASH LIST GROWS! (whooo hooo :)

As you can see.. we are now at 40 people...  (ten are tentative)  If any of you guys are coming and haven't let me know ... please send me an email at: wawbeignet@hotmail.com confirming that you are, Thanks!

Here's the list:   (if your name has an "*" by it, that means you are still listed as "tentatively" coming.. let me know if that changes ok? :)

1. WAC_Cajunolero
2. Cajuns wife
3. OGB_Phoenix
4. OGB_Lady Phoenix
5. TJG_LoneWolf
6. TJG_Msvegas
7. WAW_Timestalker
8. WAW_Beignet (*spank*)
9. WAW_Fallsdown *
10. WAC_Dirtyolero
11. HMN_Dbull
12. HMN_LawDog
13. OGB_Hooter
14. WAC_Leccyolero :P
15. TJG_Safari Lady :P
16. DTG_CIA
17. Methyd
18. Outlaw_DR
19. Blazin_DR
20. Blew_You_up
21. Roselady *
22. Roselady's husband *
23. Prettylady *   
24. Prettylady's husband *
25. OGB_Exidor
26. Exidor's wife
27. Dtg sixgun
28. Godzilla
29. Syn Robert Slow
30. CBO_Smokiebear
31. Gringo
32. Kiser
33. Truffle *
34. Truffle's friend *
35. BOK_Dad *
36. Sshep *
37. OGB_Magnum
38. OGB_HotTamale
39. Friend of Kiser
40. Friend of Kiser

Permanent OL Bash Info will be posted in the Left Column!

 

May 14, 2000

Happy Mother's Day Everyone!!!

This is just a short update since I'm taking this day easy (I deserve it :)  Just wanted you guys to know that I FINALLY put in new OL Quotes in the Outlaw's Quote Generator! (weeeeeeee :)  Hope you guys enjoy them... ( While you're here.. you could sign the Guestbook ya know :)

May 12, 2000

Hehe :)  HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ALL YOU MOTHER'S!!!  (OMG!!! That Just Didn't Sound Right! ...   ahh well you Mom's KNOW what I mean :)

And WAW_Timestalker does it again!!! (How does he do it?????? :)  He's sent in yet ANOTHER exclusive photo!   This time it's from the land "Downunder" (hey.. they aren't downunder for nothin' .. check this  photo out :) Hope you guys enjoy this photo of Oz_Hagen as much as I did!!! (whooohooooooo! :)

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET... ARE OR YA JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME??? <WG>

And now what you've all been waiting for (and pestering me about :P :P :P :)   ......

THE OUTLAWS BASH 2000 LIST

(The "*'s" signify those who said they were going to TRY to come... hmm... maybe a little viagara would help??<WG> Spanking self vigorously!!! :)

WAC_Cajunolero
cajuns wife
OGB_Phoenix
OGB_Lady Phoenix
TJG _Lonewolf
TJG_Ms vegas
WAW_Timestalker
WAC_Dirtyolero
Hmn_ Dbull
OGB_Hooter
WAC_Leccyolero :P
TJG_Safari Lady :P
WAW_Beignet (*spank*)
DTG_CIA
Methyd
Outlaw_dr
Blazin_dr
Blew_You_up
Roselady *
Roselady's husband *
Prettylady *   
Prettylady's husband *
OGB_Exidor
Exidor's wife
Dtg sixgun
Godzilla
WAW_Fallsdown *
Syn _Robert Slow
Cbo _Smokiebear
Gringo *
Kiser *
Truffle *
Truffle's friend *
BOK_Dad *
Sshep *

OGB_Magnum!

OGB_Hot Tamale!

 

*NEW* THE HURRICANE POSSE!!!

Those Outlaws DEFINATELY going to the bash will be granted EXCLUSIVE membership in the HURRICANE POSSE.  :)   So... if you've made your plane or hotel reservations ... contact  "Hurricane_ Leccy" to join up!!!

Hurricane_Beig :)

May 10, 2000

Hey Hey all!  Who is this masked Beignet you say???  ( Oops! I'm so whooped from work that I put my thong on the wrong end!!! :)

Just a Little "Thong in Cheek" Humor.. :P

And this sent in by WAW_Timestalker ( Oh my!!!!! WHAT A SCOOP!!! :)   An Actual BABY PICTURE of OGB_Hooter!!!! (ahh what a cute thing he was! :)

"Born To Be Willllllddddd" :)

If you guys haven't checked out the OGB site yet, LOL! Go there now and see their recent update.. ( ROFLMAO! :)   Plus.. you get to see a map built for killin waws called "Bellyacres"  (WAAAAAAAAW! :)

Then cruise on over to Lonewolf's TJG site and check out the ending to his latest story!

Also... a new map which I think is gonna take OL to new heights is "Winner" by WAC_Blackyolero (also a known ML abuser.. and SCAMP :P :) You guys HAVE to check this one out..   you play teams.. but only one player from each side can go in at a time in a deathmatch.. when your teamate dies.. you get to go in..   I can see that lawmakers will be able to get all kinds of new ideas from this new mode of play. WTG Blacky! (And I understand Picante helped tremendously... xoxo to you Picante :)

Stay tuned for tomorrows update on the OL BASH 2000 and a list of people attending! :) (That's all folks! :)

waw_beignet

 

April 28, 2000

 

OL Bash 2000 News and Schedule!!!

Remember to EMAIL ME if you're coming! Thanks! :)

(Note ... This is the TENTATIVE schedule... will set a permanent one up closer to the Bash date.  If you want to "sitesee" own Your own feel free.. just catch us at the next meeting place! :)

OUR HOTEL WILL BE THE "HISTORIC FRENCH MARKET INN" Please make reservations by calling 1-888-538-5651 and telling them you are with Susan Pierce's party which was quoted a rate of 79.00 per nite (Ask to speak to "Jesse" if you have any trouble) There is more info in left column if you need it.


FRIDAY August 4, 2000

5:30
Catch the St. Charles Ave. Streetcar
to Audubon Park to shelter 11 ...( it travels a very scenic route in part of the "Garden District" where Leccyolero and Safari's wedding will take place :)

6pm - 9pm
Wac_Leccyolero & SafariLadies wedding and reception (all invited! good food, drinks and fun! Can you say "SPICY??"  whoo hooo! :)

10pm till....
Meet at the traditional "Pat O' Briens" for their world famous "Hurricane" drinks!!! (warning these drinks make you lose ALL your inhibitions... and sometimes your clothes! Weeeeee!!! :)


SATURDAY August 5, 2000

1pm
Meet at Mulattes or Tippitina's for a taste of Cajun food and some Cajun Music.

8pm
Bon Voyage! Say Farewell to New Orleans on Steamboat "Natchez" dinner cruise (live bands, gambling, food and a great view of the city at night on the Mississippi River! :)

10pm
If you dare to... meet at Pat O' Briens again then have fun carousing Bourbon street and seeing the errr.. ummm... sights :) (bring beads! :)


SUNDAY August 6, 2000

9am
Meet at Cafe' Du Monde so you can see what a "Beignet" really tastes like! (olala! hehe :) and have some cafe' au lait with it.

12pm (optional)
The final meeting place *sigh* we meet at Acme Oyster Bar (another local tradition) where you can get just about anything... and its alllllllll gooood baybeeeeeee! :) note:  you can probably get the hotel to hold your luggage for you even after you check out)

Some other things to do and see:

Walking Tour of the Historical French Quarter, Graveyard Tours (very good!), The Anne Rice tour, Visit the Voodoo Museum or Voodoo Shop, The Aquarium of the Americas and Imax Theatre, Audubon Zoo (awesome zoo!), The Wax Museum, Shopping at the Riverwalk, shop Royal street for Antiques, rowdy things on Bourbon st.
*wink*, Jackson Square where there are street performers and musicians, St. Louis Cathedral, The Cabildo.

Here's a link for more info on touring the sites of The French Quarters.

I'll try to have a list of people coming up tomorrow :)

Wow, to think a few more days and it will be May! (Happy Mother's Day ahead of time to all the Mom's out there! :)  Speaking of being a Mom.. here's a pic of my daughters...

Hmmm What did I tell them about Fighting on the Stairs???

Jackie and Samantha

I Know I don't often say anything really serious or personal on this page..  But for once I'd like to. 

I have a number of friends out there who are going through a difficult time in their marriage or are getting a divorce.   I've been divorced.. and there is one thing I've found...

Children need both parents and they really need their parents to get along in order for them to be happy through some really difficult changes.  Ok.. enuff said (back to the beignet you all know and worry about hehe :)

Here's a "Time"ly Quote for the day....

WAW_Timestalker:   It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what They don't tell you is that every time you hear a person complain about Lag an Angel gets set on Fire...   (hehe good one, Time Bro! :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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March 22, 2000

Well... if you've come for the latest on The Saga of Timestalker's Lost Soles (hey... those shoes do get around... who knows where they'll turn up next!!! Bad shoes *spank spank* :)  Click Here for the Latest!!! (and don't forget to scroll to the bottom of the page for the most recent :)

And now for the latest in "Dear Sistah" Letters .... (And my most profuse apologies to Kiser for this taking sooooooooo long :) IF YOU 'D LIKE TO WRITE DEAR SISTAH.. CLICK HERE!!!

DEAR SISTAH

Dear Sistah,

My name is KiserSose ;) and im an OUTLAWSHOLIC. I'm at a loss here. It seems to me that this addiction has done more to better my life than
to create problems. So why is it that when i'm having the urge to shoot an outlaw and go through with it and killen all,why do people want to say
it is a bad addiction?

I like the sudden rush you get the minute sanchez goes flying clear across the map :). It's a good feeling people
need to try it! You seem to have this control over him when he tries to throw all the dyno he can at you but then you overcome him by blowin a single barrel shotgun hole thru him. Its' really exhilirating.

So I really need to know if my meetings with O.A. (outlawsholics anonymous) is doing me any good. I figured you best would know what is in my best interests
knowing you come from a great group of WISE people in HIGHNOON.

I await a reply from you Sistah for now i have to go because i feel that urge
comin on now .....

KISER 8~)


Dear Kiser,

I thought I'd better answer this letter of yours personally, since who would be better to than SNM_BadHabitz herself???

The way I look at it.. is if it makes you  feel good... and you can still see straight
in the morning... much less be able to type coherently
(for all you all nite OL'ers out
there :)
and you can still walk in the morning (well... scratch that.. there are some things that keep you from walking in
the morning that are very good for you! ;)


But I digress... anyhow.. if it feels good and causes no harm to others
(so you shoot
and kill people and blow them to bits??? It's a game They RESPAWN right?? :)
And what safer way for YOU to be BLOWN? (hmmm.. who can blame ya for being addicted, right??? :)

Well, Kiser, It sounds like a fool's paradise to me!!!!!!! In fact... I would cancel those O.A. meetings as it takes away from your playing time!
(and fun whoo hoo :) And concentrate on the important things.

I can see many benefits to playing OL... Hand/eye coordination.. dexterity
in your fingers
(can come in handy sometimes! hehe :) Why.. just the other day I went to a restaurant.. and I knew the most strategic place to sit so snipers
wouldnt be able to hit me!!! Now... how many activities in life will teach you that???

So go for it Kiser.. and as with anything in Life.. when you do it.. enjoy it... savor it.. and give it your full attention!

The Sister with the....
BADHABITZ!

March 19, 2000

Hi Guys... well I must say everything they say about New Orleans is true (and how! :) 

I attended the St. Pat's day parades in the Quarter.. and yes.. the women there (and men whoo hooo:)  really do "Bare All" of themselves for mardi gras beads... sooooooo... if you're coming to the OL Bash in August (see left column for info) bring LOTS o' BEADS!!! (hehe :)

What was really fun though. is after the parade.. it turned into a HUGE street/ dance party in the middle of Bourbon Street! (What fun yes! :)

And now.. just in.. some latebreaking news on the continuing journey of "Timestalker's Lost Soles" don't miss this one.. CLICK HERE!!!

 

March 17, 2000

And a Happppppppppy St. Patty's Day to you Irishy Outlaw's out there! :)  (Just happen to be Irish and French myself.. so whoo hoo time to celebrate! :)

Tommorrow we'll be back with the continuing Saga of Timestalker's Lostsoles  ... as they meander their way to New Orleans.

But for now.. I think we'll just have some Zzzzzzooooooone Moments!!!!! (whoo hoo :)

BUTT PRINTS...

TJG_msvegas> shall we try hood???
waw_beignet> on the hood or under the hood?
grumpyrick> hehe both
TJG_msvegas> rofl
waw_beignet> or hood ornament?
TJG_msvegas> all over the hood
waw_beignet> LOLOL
TJG_Lone_Wolf> not on my corvette
TJG_msvegas> how about in it wolf?
waw_beignet> lol ok.. you're off da hood ;)
TJG_Lone_Wolf> get butt prints all over it
CBO_Smokie> hehehe
waw_beignet> annnnd? lol
TJG_msvegas> thats right sis and!
waw_beignet> you got something against butt prints? lol
TJG_Lone_Wolf> other prints, lol
TJG_msvegas> thats what they make polish for!
waw_beignet> exactly :)we could write "wash me" on it after ;)
TJG_msvegas> ^5 for butt prints
waw_beignet> lol vegas;)  me thinks time to cut and paste.. save as... "butt prints" :P lol

waw_beignet

March15, 2000

Hey Hey Hey... We have an update on what Timestalker's shoes have been up to... Enjoy! (click on timestalkers shoes LINK to get there!)

Also, for those of you coming to the OL bash in August (see info in left column for details) It looks like Leccyolero and his girlfriend, Safari Lady have decided to get married at the bash! (shotgun wedding? hehe :)

Congratulations you Guys!

 

March14, 2000

Hey guys... I KNOW   I haven't updated in a while.. please forgive me.. have had 2 deaths in the family in the last 2 weeks...

Ok... but here's some new up to date news:

Called... The "Lost Soles" or "sole searching" (hehe! )

Timestalker..abandoned his shoes in L.A. about 10 months ago on his trip to China... finally the shoes (or Lost Soles) decided to go Sole Searching... here's the first beginning issue of... "sole-searching" as they make their way back home!  Click Here!)

 

February 27, 2000

Top Ten Reasons Beig Has a Guestbook...

1. It's kinda like wiping your feet on
the welcome mat on your way out...(you never know.. you might need it after wading thru all that BULL! HmnDbull? hehe :)

2. Helps her make a list of who is naughty and who is nice... (tip#1 think flattery to get on xmas list! :)

3. Would like to one day say... 1 million
"WAAAAAAAWS!!!" and counting (hehe :)

4. Helps keep a Good Beig up.. (ya wouldnt wanna keep a Good Beig down.. now would ya??? (Umm.. don't answer that!!! :)

5. Likes to see how many people take the opportunity to promote their gangs ;)

6. Likes to decode the guestbook messages to suit herself    ( whoo hooo :)

7. It's the nearest thing to being patted on the back she can achieve (and it feels sooooo much better! hehe ;)

8. It keeps her from begging for male (oops!
mail!!!!!!!!! :)

9. Is keeping the Guestbook open in the hopes that one day (*sigh*) Paleface will actually deign to sign it.. (hehe :)

10. One day hoping to post a complete work of her guestbook entries and make Millions!!! (hmmm.. guess we could call it "The Good, The Beig.. And The Ugly" muahahah :)

 

And this in from BTJustice:

I just wanted everyone to know that CNET
has a Users' Opinions Page For Outlaws.
It is currently at 57 opinions with a 98%
approval rating. In conjunction with
signing Paleface's Petition, perhaps
people will also give positive opinions
of Outlaws at CNET. CNET pulls a lot of
weight so it may help with getting some
sort of sequel to Outlaws. If any of you
news guys know of any other places to get
the word out on this, please forward this
message to them.

waw_beignet

February 24, 2000

We've been having a pretty good response to the "Go Ask Sistah" Advice for the depraved column ... (sooooooo Keep them letters coming!!! :)

And Here's a couple of pics of my kid's caught red handed trying to smuggle the kitty cats over to their Dad's house (hehe ;)

C'mon Now.. It's Time To Let The Cat Outta The Bag!!!

Saber Teddy Cat Looking Not A Bit Surprised

I Think I'm About To See One Of My Lives Pass Before My Eyes...

Xena Warrior Kitty... Her Spots Showing Thru The Bag Gave The Kidnappers Away hehe!

 

GO ASK SISTAH!

(To send in your question write to Sistah here!)

Dear Sistah,

I have this problem with another player...
he likes to treat me as if I'm a virtual
creature from a gameboy.

He calls me all the time when I'm online...
saying I'm his "Pikachu."I'm beginning to get quite desperate... coz he wants to play with me all the time, which I don't want to do. (obviously)

How can i convince him I'm a OL player with needs that are beyond this "Pikachu" creature?

In tears,
PokeOlero


Dear PokeOlero,

What's up with taking crap off of some pokemon gangsta!?! You a Outlaw BABY! You need to show that twirp what ya got.

I suggest, you tell him, you'd like for him to
play your game. Take him in and let him have it.  Slap him around like a 2 dollar whore! Us Outlaws take nothing from no one Pokelero, and i'm a bit surprised that you have taken this nonsense off of such a loser!

ANYTIME, someone threatens your outlaw manliness, do not hesitate to stomp on this being, as if it were a reflex ;)

Take my advice Pokelero, and you'll have this pikachu lover eating outta your hands ;)

BadBadSistah!
(aka BadBaby oooooooh Yeahhhh!:)

 

waw_beignet

February 23, 2000

Ok.. I have to admit.. I've reaaaalllllly
been pondering this "Are Big Gun's Really Better" issue since that last "Go Ask Sistah" column .. hehe.. and well I've
come up with yet another Top Ten List...

ARE BIG GUNS REALLLLY BETTER???

(BEIG THANKS to Dirtyolero for Helping with these! :)

1. Just be sure it's a gun you can SCORE with ..( hehe )

2. Ok the question is... Do you REALLY
wanna Kill the ladies with ONE bullet
or have a couple of SHOTS at it?(hehe)

3. It's nice to have a gun that you can
sneak attack with (whoo hoo :)

4. Too big a gun makes it hard to umm.. HAND-le ....

5. As long as it's a quality hard steel
barrel noone really cares about the size!

6. High powered rifles are not always the best choice... after all its a close combat (hehe ponder that!:)

7. A big gun can make movement very
difficult.. where as with a small gun
you can get away with alot of strafin
action! (Yesssssssssssss! :)

8. Small guns can be less tiring to carry around... more stamina!  (hehe)

9. Sometimes your effectiveness depends on what you're shooting at.. (pick your targets with care ;)

10. Heck.. anyone can use a gun.. but
use some TNT and really blow them away! (Muahahaha! :)

waw_beignet

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