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ON 'DA HOUSE with
BadHabits
BadHabits AKA WAW_Beignet
Welcome to "On 'Da House with BadHabits"!
(OLD ISSUES can be
found under Old Trailmix and The Archives)
August 30, 2000
Hey Hey all you Outlaw varmints out there!!!
:) (yeah yeah... I
KNOW I haven't posted in awhile :)
First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOOTER!!!! :) (Hey
Hooter! Didn't anyone ever tell you you're NOT supposed to use TNT for candles???? :)
Secondly... stay tuned... Dirtyolero assures me in the next few days
he'll have his pics of the Outlaw Bash scanned and up!!! (Way to go Dirty oh oh oh! :)
And in case, if any of you are
wondering what I've been up
to... I can't tell you.. (cause then I'd have to shoot you :)
Well.. I'm off to help the kids with homework... (
a Beig's work is never done, WAAAAAAW!!!!! :)
waw_beignet
August 11, 2000
Well the OL BASH 2000 pics are at last uploaded and posted! (What a blast it was.. thanks guys! :) Bet you guys thought I'd never get to it huh? (well neither did I :) CLICK HERE TO GO TO BEIG'S BASH
PICS!!!
Also, Hmn_Dbull has his pics up at his site.. ( I must say he caught the more .. ummm...
hot and spicy moments on Bourbon Street pffffft!!! :) CLICK HERE TO GO TO DBULL'S BASH
PICS!!!
With in the next week... Dirtyolero and Leccyolero should have their pics developed from the bash.. when I get
the links I'll post them for yas.
So till then Bon
Appetit! :P
Hurricane_Beig
:)
August 5, 2000
Hey guys...
just a short note to say we're having a great time at the bash :) Leccy and Safari
are now officially married (whoohooo!)
We got a rather
rocky start (more on that later) but having a terriffic time despite the fact that out of
40 people planning to come only 10 showed up. This past week more than 15
canceled.. some never bothered to let us know. It's a shame really ... organizing
something like this is ALOT of work. Not to mention... both Leccyolero
and myself ended up spending WAY more than we needed to because of anticipating a larger
crowd.
But.. as I said
we're having an awesome time... Pat O Brien's and New Orleans will never be the
same! (muahahah :) Tonite we're going have some Cajun food and listen and dance to a
Cajun band. (ieeeeeeeeeeeyyyyeeeeaa!)
I'd like to
apologize about the lack o pics... I'll have to post em this coming week. As I
mistakenly brought the wrong software (doh! ) For those of you who didnt
come.. wish ya had.. as this will be the last OL Bash that I put on. Well
enuff for now.. time to go out and have some fun!!!! Hurricane_Beig :)
August 2, 2000
There are only about 5 or 6 things I wanna say today
(yeahhhh right :P :)
1. OGB'S ... "Have I told you lately that I LOVE You... ?" (xoxo hossie & *SPANK* Exidor! :)
2. Awwww Martone thanks for all your help lately!!!
3. Have you
hugged your OGB today??? (if not.. what are ya waiting for? whoo hooo! :)
4. Read below and
print out the itinerary for the bash if you're going!
5. I'm gonna miss you WAW'S at the bash .. *sniff* *sniff* (You especially Falls! xoxo :P :)
6. I hope all you
Outlaws who aren't going will bail us all out of the clinker in New Orleans (Or at least break us out!!! :)
See ya'll over the
weekend.. where there will be "Live
Updates" on the pandemonium we
will wreak on the French Quarter. (If
I'm not in the clinker where there is no modem for me) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!
Hurricane_Beig
:)
July 31, 2000
Whoo hooooo!!! Only several more days till THE OUTLAWS BASH!
Here is the final schedule on what we'll be doing and where we'll be... (Be sure to print a copy to bring
with you!!!)
OL BASH SCHEDULE
NOTE: EVERYTHING on this
schedule is OPTIONAL you pick and choose which places you'd like to meet.. I would
recommend definately going to Leccyolero and Safari Lady's wedding though, that way you
can see who all is here and make plans for the rest of your trip.
FRIDAY August 4, 2000
5:30 pm
Catch the St. Charles Ave. Streetcar (ask the desk clerk at the
hotel where the pickup is
located) to Audubon Park to shelter 11 ... right on St. Charles Ave. ( it travels a very scenic route in part of the "Garden
District" where Leccyolero and Safari's wedding will take place :)
6pm - 9pm
Wac_Leccyolero & Safari's wedding and reception at Audubon Park shelter 11 on St.
Charles Ave. (all invited! good food, drinks and
fun! Can you say "SPICY??" whoo hooo! :)
10pm till....
Meet at the traditional "Pat O' Briens" 718 St. Peter's St. for
their world famous "Hurricane" drinks!!! (warning
these drinks make you lose ALL your inhibitions... and sometimes your clothes! Weeeeee!!!
:)
SATURDAY August 5, 2000
11:30 pm
Meet at The Acme Oyster Bar
724 Iberville Street for some great (but inexpensive!)
Cajun food (another local tradition where you can get just about
anything... and its alllllllll gooood baybeee! :)
2pm till ....
Karaoke and 3 for one drinks at the famous
"Cat's Meow" 701 Bourbon Street. I have a song list if you guys are
interested.. talk about a FUN place!!! :) Here's the url... CHECK IT OUT!
7pm
Meet at Mulatte's 201 Julia St for some Cajun Zydeco music by "Jay Cormier" ,
food, and
dancing!!! (I don't believe theres any cover charge since
we'd be
eating there also but the food is moderately priced and good:)
10pm till
Enjoy Harrah's Casino or have fun carousing Bourbon street and seeing the errr.. ummm...
sights :) (bring beads! :)
SUNDAY August 6, 2000
9 am
Meet at the historical Cafe' Du Monde 1039 Decatur St for a REAL taste of some
Beignet's and cafe' au lait (not to mention History.. The Cafe'
Du Monde originally opened its doors in 1862 Olala!:) Not to mention.. the
price of a meal here is EXTREMELY reasonable! :)
11:30 am - 1:30 pm Paddlewheel Cruise: Meet at The
Steamboat Natchez dock (Departs from the Toulouse Street Wharf
across from Jackson Square) for a Jazz cruise with live jazz by the
"Steamboat Stompers". A great way to say goodbye to the sites and sounds of New
Orleans! (cost will be 13.75 per person for cruise -- if you
have cruise
with lunch it would be 18.75 with the 3.00 off coupon I will have for you )
Note: If you'd rather go to a great Sunday Brunch Buffet.. Harrah's Casino 512 South
Peter's St. (not very expensive) or "The Court
Of Two Sisters" (has an awesome buffet so make your
reservations on Friday. Cost is 22.00 per person... pricey but awesome!) are
two great places to go to.
Some other things to do and see: (though I dont know when you'll
find the time ;)
Walking Tour of the Historical French Quarter, Graveyard Tours (very
good!), The Anne Rice tour, Visit the Voodoo Museum or Voodoo Shop, The
Aquarium of the Americas and Imax Theatre, Audubon Zoo (awesome
zoo!), The Wax Museum, Shopping at the Riverwalk, shop Royal street
for Antiques, rowdy things on Bourbon st. *wink*, Jackson Square where there are street
performers and musicians, St. Louis Cathedral, The Cabildo.
I Don't know if I'll do another update before the bash.. I do know
I'm going to try to post pics from the bash on my laptop computer (if I have the time) so
untill I get back... "Au Revoir"!
PS... WHILE YOU'RE AT IT... GO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR THE "BEIGNET" AS
LOUISIANA'S STATE FOOD!!! (And what food
could be better????:)
Hurricane_Beig
:)
July 8, 2000
I know... Long time no see! (so spank me :) I know many of you may have heard about me getting
my back/neck messed up in a car accident.. (not to worry nothing life threatening... its just that I
have to take care of myself and not be in this computer chair for very long:)
Anyhow... I did want you guys not to worry the BASH is still on (see
left column for complete details)
I do need everyone who is DEFINATELY coming to email me at wawbeignet@hotmail.com
with the details of when they are coming, where they are staying.. and their REAL names (so
we can get in touch in New Orleans) also.. so I can mail you a schedule of the bash.
I can't wait to see you guys there!!! (And dont ya worry I'll be in
"beig-ish" shape by then :)
waw_beignet
May 16, 2000
OL BASH LIST GROWS! (whooo
hooo :)
As you can see.. we are now at 40
people... (ten are tentative) If any of you guys are coming and haven't let
me know ... please send me an email at: wawbeignet@hotmail.com
confirming that you are, Thanks!
Here's the list:
(if your name has an
"*" by it, that means you are still listed as "tentatively" coming..
let me know if that changes ok? :)
1. WAC_Cajunolero
2. Cajuns wife
3. OGB_Phoenix
4. OGB_Lady Phoenix
5. TJG_LoneWolf
6. TJG_Msvegas
7. WAW_Timestalker
8. WAW_Beignet (*spank*)
9. WAW_Fallsdown *
10. WAC_Dirtyolero
11. HMN_Dbull
12. HMN_LawDog
13. OGB_Hooter
14. WAC_Leccyolero :P
15. TJG_Safari Lady :P
16. DTG_CIA
17. Methyd
18. Outlaw_DR
19. Blazin_DR
20. Blew_You_up
21. Roselady *
22. Roselady's husband *
23. Prettylady *
24. Prettylady's husband *
25. OGB_Exidor
26. Exidor's wife
27. Dtg sixgun
28. Godzilla
29. Syn Robert Slow
30. CBO_Smokiebear
31. Gringo
32. Kiser
33. Truffle *
34. Truffle's friend *
35. BOK_Dad *
36. Sshep *
37. OGB_Magnum
38. OGB_HotTamale
39. Friend of Kiser
40. Friend of Kiser
Permanent OL Bash Info will be
posted in the Left Column!
May 14, 2000
Happy Mother's Day
Everyone!!!
This is just a short update since I'm taking this day easy (I deserve it :) Just wanted you guys to know that I FINALLY put in new OL Quotes in the Outlaw's Quote Generator! (weeeeeeee :) Hope you guys enjoy them... ( While you're here.. you could sign the Guestbook ya
know :)
May 12, 2000
Hehe :) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ALL YOU MOTHER'S!!! (OMG!!!
That Just Didn't Sound Right! ... ahh well you Mom's KNOW what I mean :)
And WAW_Timestalker does it again!!! (How
does he do it?????? :)
He's sent in yet ANOTHER exclusive photo! This time it's from the land "Downunder" (hey..
they aren't downunder for nothin' .. check this photo out :) Hope you guys enjoy this photo of Oz_Hagen as much as I did!!! (whooohooooooo! :)
And
now what you've all been waiting for (and pestering me about :P :P :P :) ......
THE OUTLAWS BASH 2000
LIST
(The "*'s"
signify those who said they were going to TRY to come... hmm... maybe a little viagara
would help??<WG> Spanking self vigorously!!! :)
WAC_Cajunolero
cajuns wife
OGB_Phoenix
OGB_Lady Phoenix
TJG _Lonewolf
TJG_Ms vegas
WAW_Timestalker
WAC_Dirtyolero
Hmn_ Dbull
OGB_Hooter
WAC_Leccyolero :P
TJG_Safari Lady :P
WAW_Beignet (*spank*)
DTG_CIA
Methyd
Outlaw_dr
Blazin_dr
Blew_You_up
Roselady *
Roselady's husband *
Prettylady *
Prettylady's husband *
OGB_Exidor
Exidor's wife
Dtg sixgun
Godzilla
WAW_Fallsdown *
Syn _Robert Slow
Cbo _Smokiebear
Gringo *
Kiser *
Truffle *
Truffle's friend *
BOK_Dad *
Sshep *
OGB_Magnum!
OGB_Hot Tamale!
*NEW* THE HURRICANE
POSSE!!!
Those
Outlaws DEFINATELY going to the bash will be
granted EXCLUSIVE membership in the HURRICANE POSSE. :) So... if
you've made your plane or hotel reservations ...
contact "Hurricane_
Leccy" to join up!!!
Hurricane_Beig
:)
May 10, 2000
Hey Hey all! Who is this masked Beignet you
say??? ( Oops! I'm so
whooped from work that I put my thong on the wrong end!!! :)
And
this sent in by WAW_Timestalker ( Oh my!!!!! WHAT A SCOOP!!! :) An
Actual BABY PICTURE of OGB_Hooter!!!! (ahh
what a cute thing he was! :)
If
you guys haven't checked out the OGB
site yet, LOL! Go there now
and see their recent update.. (
ROFLMAO! :) Plus.. you get to see a map built for killin waws called "Bellyacres" (WAAAAAAAAW!
:)
Then
cruise on over to Lonewolf's TJG site and check out the ending to his latest story!
Also...
a new map which I think is gonna
take OL to new heights is "Winner"
by WAC_Blackyolero (also a known
ML abuser.. and SCAMP :P :) You guys HAVE to check
this one out.. you play teams.. but only one player from each side can go in
at a time in a deathmatch.. when your teamate dies.. you get to go in.. I can
see that lawmakers will be able to get all kinds of new ideas from this new mode of play. WTG Blacky! (And
I understand Picante helped tremendously... xoxo to you Picante :)
Stay tuned for
tomorrows update on the OL BASH 2000
and a list of people attending! :) (That's
all folks! :)
waw_beignet
April 28, 2000
OL Bash 2000 News and Schedule!!!
Remember to EMAIL ME if you're coming! Thanks! :)
(Note ... This is the
TENTATIVE schedule... will set a permanent one up closer to the Bash date. If you
want to "sitesee" own Your own feel free.. just catch us at the next meeting
place! :)
OUR HOTEL WILL BE THE "HISTORIC FRENCH MARKET INN" Please make reservations by calling 1-888-538-5651 and telling them you are with Susan Pierce's party which
was quoted a rate of 79.00 per nite (Ask to
speak to "Jesse" if you have any trouble) There is more info in left column if you need it.
FRIDAY August 4,
2000
5:30
Catch the St. Charles Ave. Streetcar
to Audubon Park to shelter 11 ...( it travels a very scenic
route in part of the "Garden District" where Leccyolero and Safari's wedding
will take place :)
6pm - 9pm
Wac_Leccyolero & SafariLadies wedding and reception (all
invited! good food, drinks and fun! Can you say "SPICY??" whoo hooo! :)
10pm till....
Meet at the traditional "Pat O' Briens" for their
world famous "Hurricane" drinks!!! (warning these
drinks make you lose ALL your inhibitions... and sometimes your clothes! Weeeeee!!! :)
SATURDAY August 5, 2000
1pm
Meet at Mulattes or Tippitina's for a taste of Cajun food and
some Cajun Music.
8pm
Bon Voyage! Say Farewell to New Orleans on Steamboat
"Natchez" dinner cruise (live bands, gambling,
food and a great view of the city at night on the Mississippi River! :)
10pm
If you dare to... meet at Pat O' Briens again then have fun carousing
Bourbon street and seeing the errr.. ummm... sights :) (bring
beads! :)
SUNDAY August 6, 2000
9am
Meet at Cafe' Du Monde so you can see what a "Beignet" really tastes like! (olala!
hehe :) and have some cafe' au lait with it.
12pm (optional)
The final meeting place *sigh* we meet at Acme Oyster Bar (another local tradition) where you can get just about anything... and
its alllllllll gooood baybeeeeeee! :) note: you can probably get the
hotel to hold your luggage for you even after you check out)
Some other things to do and see:
Walking Tour of the Historical French Quarter, Graveyard Tours (very good!), The Anne Rice
tour, Visit the Voodoo Museum or Voodoo Shop, The Aquarium of the Americas and Imax
Theatre, Audubon Zoo (awesome zoo!), The Wax Museum, Shopping at the Riverwalk, shop Royal
street for Antiques, rowdy things on Bourbon st.
*wink*, Jackson Square where there are street performers and musicians, St. Louis
Cathedral, The Cabildo.
Here's a link for more info on touring the sites of The French
Quarters.
I'll try to have a
list of people coming up tomorrow :)
Wow, to think a few more days and it
will be May! (Happy
Mother's Day ahead of time to all the Mom's out there! :) Speaking of being a Mom.. here's a pic of my daughters...
Jackie and Samantha
I
Know I don't often say anything
really serious or personal on this page.. But for once I'd like to.
I have
a number of friends out there who are going
through a difficult time in their marriage or are getting a divorce.
I've been divorced.. and there is one thing I've found...
Children
need both parents and they really need their
parents to get along in order for them to be
happy through some really difficult changes. Ok..
enuff said (back to the beignet
you all know and worry about hehe :)
Here's a "Time"ly Quote for the
day....
WAW_Timestalker:
It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what
They don't tell you is that every time you hear a person complain about Lag an Angel gets
set on Fire... (hehe good one, Time Bro! :)
waw_beignet
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March 22, 2000
Well... if you've come for the latest
on The Saga of Timestalker's Lost Soles (hey...
those shoes do get around... who knows where they'll turn up next!!! Bad shoes *spank
spank* :) Click Here for the Latest!!! (and
don't forget to scroll to the bottom of the page for the most recent :)
And now for the latest in "Dear Sistah" Letters
.... (And my most profuse
apologies to Kiser for this taking sooooooooo long :) IF YOU 'D LIKE TO
WRITE DEAR SISTAH.. CLICK HERE!!!
DEAR SISTAH
Dear Sistah,
My name is KiserSose ;) and im an OUTLAWSHOLIC. I'm at a loss here. It seems to me that
this addiction has done more to better my life than
to create problems. So why is it that when i'm having the urge to shoot an outlaw and go
through with it and killen all,why do people want to say
it is a bad addiction?
I like the sudden rush you get the minute sanchez goes flying clear across the map :).
It's a good feeling people
need to try it! You seem to have this control over him when he tries to throw all the dyno
he can at you but then you overcome him by blowin a single barrel shotgun hole thru him.
Its' really exhilirating.
So I really need to know if my meetings with O.A. (outlawsholics anonymous) is doing me
any good. I figured you best would know what is in my best interests
knowing you come from a great group of WISE people in HIGHNOON.
I await a reply from you Sistah for now i have to go because i feel that urge
comin on now .....
KISER 8~)
Dear Kiser,
I thought I'd better answer this letter of yours personally, since who would be better to
than SNM_BadHabitz herself???
The way I look at it.. is if it makes you feel good... and you can still see
straight
in the morning... much less be able to type coherently (for
all you all nite OL'ers out
there :) and you can still walk in the morning (well... scratch that.. there are some things that keep you from
walking in
the morning that are very good for you! ;)
But I digress... anyhow.. if it feels good and causes no harm to others (so you shoot
and kill people and blow them to bits??? It's a game They RESPAWN right?? :) And what safer way for YOU to be BLOWN? (hmmm..
who can blame ya for being addicted, right??? :)
Well, Kiser, It sounds like a fool's paradise to me!!!!!!! In fact... I would cancel those
O.A. meetings as it takes away from your playing time! (and
fun whoo hoo :) And concentrate on the important things.
I can see many benefits to playing OL... Hand/eye coordination.. dexterity
in your fingers (can come in handy sometimes! hehe :) Why.. just the other day I went to a restaurant.. and I knew the most
strategic place to sit so snipers
wouldnt be able to hit me!!! Now... how many activities in life will teach you that???
So go for it Kiser.. and as with anything in Life.. when you do it.. enjoy it... savor
it.. and give it your full attention!
The Sister with the....
BADHABITZ!
March 19, 2000
Hi Guys... well I must say everything they say about New Orleans is true
(and how! :)
I attended the St. Pat's day parades in the Quarter.. and yes.. the women there (and men whoo hooo:) really do "Bare All" of themselves for mardi gras beads...
sooooooo... if you're coming to the
OL Bash in August (see left column for info) bring LOTS o' BEADS!!! (hehe :)
What was really fun though. is after the parade.. it turned into a HUGE street/ dance party in the middle of Bourbon Street! (What fun
yes! :)
And now.. just in.. some latebreaking
news on the continuing journey
of "Timestalker's Lost
Soles" don't miss this
one.. CLICK HERE!!!
March 17, 2000
And a Happppppppppy St. Patty's Day to you Irishy Outlaw's out there! :) (Just happen to be Irish and French
myself.. so whoo hoo time to celebrate! :)
Tommorrow we'll be back with the continuing Saga of Timestalker's Lostsoles ... as they meander their way to New Orleans.
But for now.. I think we'll just have
some Zzzzzzooooooone
Moments!!!!! (whoo hoo :)
BUTT PRINTS...
TJG_msvegas> shall we
try hood???
waw_beignet> on the hood or under the hood?
grumpyrick> hehe both
TJG_msvegas> rofl
waw_beignet> or hood ornament?
TJG_msvegas> all over the hood
waw_beignet> LOLOL
TJG_Lone_Wolf> not on my corvette
TJG_msvegas> how about in it wolf?
waw_beignet> lol ok.. you're off da hood ;)
TJG_Lone_Wolf> get butt prints all over it
CBO_Smokie> hehehe
waw_beignet> annnnd? lol
TJG_msvegas> thats right sis and!
waw_beignet> you got something against butt prints? lol
TJG_Lone_Wolf> other prints, lol
TJG_msvegas> thats what they make polish for!
waw_beignet> exactly :)we could write "wash me" on it
after ;)
TJG_msvegas> ^5 for butt prints
waw_beignet> lol vegas;) me thinks time to cut and paste..
save as... "butt prints" :P lol
waw_beignet
March15, 2000
Hey Hey Hey... We have
an update on what Timestalker's shoes have been up to... Enjoy! (click on timestalkers shoes LINK to get there!)
Also, for those of you
coming to the OL bash in August (see
info in left column for details)
It looks like Leccyolero and his girlfriend, Safari Lady have decided to get married at
the bash! (shotgun wedding? hehe :)
Congratulations you
Guys!
March14, 2000
Hey guys... I KNOW
I haven't updated in a while.. please forgive me.. have had 2 deaths in the family
in the last 2 weeks...
Ok... but here's some
new up to date news:
Called... The
"Lost Soles" or "sole searching" (hehe! )
Timestalker..abandoned
his shoes in L.A. about 10 months ago on his trip to China... finally the shoes (or Lost Soles) decided to go Sole Searching... here's the first beginning issue
of... "sole-searching" as they make their way back home! Click Here!)
February 27, 2000
Top Ten Reasons Beig Has a Guestbook...
1. It's kinda like wiping your feet on
the welcome mat on your way out...(you never know.. you might
need it after wading thru all that BULL! HmnDbull? hehe :)
2. Helps her make a list of who is naughty and who is nice... (tip#1
think flattery to get on xmas list! :)
3. Would like to one day say... 1 million
"WAAAAAAAWS!!!" and counting (hehe :)
4. Helps keep a Good Beig up.. (ya wouldnt wanna keep a Good Beig down.. now would ya??? (Umm.. don't answer that!!! :)
5. Likes to see how many people take the opportunity to promote their gangs ;)
6. Likes to decode the guestbook messages to suit herself
( whoo hooo :)
7. It's the nearest thing to being patted on the back she can achieve (and it feels sooooo much better! hehe ;)
8. It keeps her from begging for male (oops!
mail!!!!!!!!! :)
9. Is keeping the Guestbook open in the hopes that one day (*sigh*)
Paleface will actually deign to sign it.. (hehe :)
10. One day hoping to post a complete work of her guestbook entries and make Millions!!! (hmmm.. guess we could call it "The Good, The Beig.. And The
Ugly" muahahah :)
And this in from BTJustice:
I just wanted everyone to know that CNET
has a Users' Opinions Page For Outlaws.
It is currently at 57 opinions with a 98%
approval rating. In conjunction with
signing Paleface's Petition, perhaps
people will also give positive opinions
of Outlaws at CNET. CNET pulls a lot of
weight so it may help with getting some
sort of sequel to Outlaws. If any of you
news guys know of any other places to get
the word out on this, please forward this
message to them.
waw_beignet
February 24, 2000
We've been having a pretty good response to
the "Go Ask Sistah" Advice for the depraved column ... (sooooooo Keep them letters coming!!! :)
And Here's a couple of pics of
my kid's caught red handed trying to smuggle the kitty cats
over to their Dad's house (hehe
;)
Saber Teddy Cat Looking Not A Bit Surprised
Xena Warrior Kitty... Her Spots Showing Thru The Bag Gave The
Kidnappers Away hehe!
GO ASK SISTAH!
(To send in your question write to Sistah
here!)
Dear Sistah,
I have this problem with another player...
he likes to treat me as if I'm a virtual
creature from a gameboy.
He calls me all the time when I'm online...
saying I'm his "Pikachu."I'm beginning to get quite desperate... coz he wants to
play with me all the time, which I don't want to do. (obviously)
How can i convince him I'm a OL player with needs that are beyond this "Pikachu"
creature?
In tears,
PokeOlero
Dear PokeOlero,
What's up with taking crap off of some pokemon gangsta!?! You a Outlaw BABY! You need to
show that twirp what ya got.
I suggest, you tell him, you'd like for him to
play your game. Take him in and let him have it. Slap him around like a 2 dollar
whore! Us Outlaws take nothing from no one Pokelero, and i'm a bit surprised that you have
taken this nonsense off of such a loser!
ANYTIME, someone threatens your outlaw manliness, do not hesitate to stomp on this being,
as if it were a reflex ;)
Take my advice Pokelero, and you'll have this pikachu lover eating outta your hands ;)
BadBadSistah! (aka BadBaby oooooooh Yeahhhh!:)
waw_beignet
February 23, 2000
Ok..
I have to admit.. I've reaaaalllllly
been pondering this "Are
Big Gun's Really Better" issue since that last "Go
Ask Sistah" column .. hehe.. and well I've
come up with yet another Top Ten List...
ARE BIG GUNS REALLLLY BETTER???
(BEIG THANKS to
Dirtyolero for Helping with these! :)
1. Just be sure it's a gun you can SCORE with ..( hehe )
2. Ok the question is... Do you REALLY
wanna Kill the ladies with ONE bullet
or have a couple of SHOTS at it?(hehe)
3. It's nice to have a gun that you can
sneak attack with (whoo hoo :)
4. Too big a gun makes it hard to umm.. HAND-le ....
5. As long as it's a quality hard steel
barrel noone really cares about the size!
6. High powered rifles are not always the best choice... after all its a close combat (hehe ponder that!:)
7. A big gun can make movement very
difficult.. where as with a small gun
you can get away with alot of strafin
action! (Yesssssssssssss! :)
8. Small guns can be less tiring to carry around... more stamina! (hehe)
9. Sometimes your effectiveness depends on what you're shooting at.. (pick
your targets with care ;)
10. Heck.. anyone can use a gun.. but
use some TNT and really blow them away! (Muahahaha! :)
waw_beignet
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