Oi! to all
my friends, dawgs, cat lovers, and/or friendly internet
browsers. I finally had some time on my hands and decided to post it
up. Well what can I say...here it is!
Improvements...
Jeez... Never open a web page that you are
working on in Microsoft Word... They add all of your system info in
a format so people can learn everything about you through your source code!!! Its evil.. And they
reformat all of your effects, they usually don't survive.
As only some of
you know, I had an older...crappier...site. It still exists @
Catfish.
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I have a cat...
I gave my cat a bath today! I took lots
of pictures, but they are stillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll being developed....She's sooo cute!
Phantom Shitter Jimmy W. arrested.
Friday, July 20, 2001
USA,
(WASARRESTED)
-- Jimmy W., commonly known as the
"Phantom Shitter",
is currently being held in custody and is facing charges of 25 counts of public
indecency for defecating in public.
When questioned,
Jimmy
replied with, "Yes, it was I who shat in the shower."
Jimmy
frequently used fecal matter as a way of bringing attention to issues
he
felt strong about.
Jimmy
was easily identified by
his
trademark signature, P.S. "Phantom Shitter", always signed at the bottom of every note
left behind.
If convicted,
Jimmy
could be facing a sentence of up to 6 months in jail and $5,000 fine..
The Honda
Civic Tour
has
saved my me from endless self pity! You see... Dan sold my
(and Mat E.'s) ticket to the Millencolin show
on the 20th before I could get the money to him, even though he said
he would save it for me! Ack! Then
he
tries to blame it on his mother's
"policy" that he didn't inform me or Matt about. Beware of unknown parental policies when
dealing with Dan. Anyway, as I frantically searched the web for another
ticket, the phrase "Everclear at San Bernardino Ca" with the Honda Civic tour
caught the corner of my eye. So one thing led to another and
now I'm going to see Everclear with my dad and Conor!!! By the way,
Conor's dad runs the whole tour!!!! You can view the official tour page @ civictour.com.
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Props To My
Homies!
Jimmy:
My best friend for as long as I can remember! If your down he'll be
right there to make fun of you :) One hell of a trumpet player,
but hes getting better at the guitar...sombody buy this man a
bass guitar!!!
Dan: One of my best friends. He is
origional to the very end and random...did I mention
random... Conor:
My long time homie who inspired me
to actually sit and make a web page..keep playing bass Myles:
My good friend who has an
awsome site at juggalopunks
.
Probably the best sophmore bass
player out there... Dale: A
true friend and Juggalo...has saved me from many scraps and is fun
to hang out with and pyro... Peter: Our band drummer(and
a very good one at that) he can do more with a set than you can
shake a stick at hes a really cool guy. Matt E.: My
crazy friend who watched in horror (and amusement as) I left a dent
in Dan's celing...with my head. a very good friend. A.J.: A
friend to the very end.. he can dance like a mofo on stage... but
don't fart around him... Garret: My
ex-gimp homie who wrestles with me 6th period.. and is very good
might I add...yes I might... Conor H.:
My new friend that I met as a freshman... who I hang out at
Strawbucks with..good times Morie:
Always fun to kinda stand next to in a circle at
lunch... Chris F.: One of the most intersting guys I know... a
very funny guy who apperiantly is a ladies man...watch out
:) Mat D.: My skatin' homie and soccer pal... he has a
really killer pompador! Patrick: My
surfer friend who has taught me many a lesson at the guitar, and
life... Westle: A very cool guy who I hang out with often.. I
look foward to surfing with you Ezekiel:
One of the funniest guys I know... who has very thick hair and is a
very loyal Weezer fan Craig: My
impact leader and good friend... always there to beat you up or
teach a good lesson... we need to practice playing music
together!!!
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