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Let me state a thing or two about programming languages.
One big reason for people liking Perl is that it's a quick, compact language. I'm glad I know a little perl, but still I'm fearing the demise of Perl. Both Python and Java have gained on Perl since January 2000. I might consider switching to another language if this trend persists.
Be sure to save your work often. In the event that your connection to the Internet "times out," your work will NOT automatically be saved.
Where do you want to go toady today?
Godzilla's not me. Beyond that, I ain't sayin'. It is our function to proficiently innovate our interactive interfaces.
Test-Text
The following text, partly written in German, serves as an example to heuristic spam and sense detection, preferably done by a CGI Pearl script.
Der folgende Text dient als Test fuer heuristische Systeme, welche, in Perl geschrieben, aehnlich zuverlaessig wie ein menschlicher Betrachter, Sinn oder Unsinn vorliegender Texte unterscheiden koennen sollen. Dies beruehrt den Bereich der kuenstlichen Intelligenz. Einfachere heuristische Systeme dieser Art sind Programme wie Spam Assassin.
Ich ziehe nicht Notwendigkeit an, am Ausprüfen oder an der Prüfung irgendwie besser zu erhalten, und meine programmierenweisen brauchen nicht zu ändern.
Something completely different: a text with random links
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