Scorpion Thunderbolt


The definitive guide to Kettlecup Corp's finest hour, featuring informed and thought provoking synopsis, sound clips, theme music and a state of the art screen saver.

Parents Lose It
With the onset of old-age, our relatives exhibit inreasingly strange behaviour; such as an unhealthy obsession with model construction vehicles, building an Italian tower in the garden, constructing a stream and light dislay on the back lawn or simply going mad due to a build up of flies in the cellar.

Friends of the Stars
Our experiences of celebrities, however worthless and obscure they may be, are probably the most important events of our lives. Regardless of whether you've given Kevin Keegan a severe beating in a layby and left him for dead or vaguely remember someone in a bar telling you that they once saw Rick out of Status Quo from the other side of a crowded room.

Kettlecup Download
Download a variety of good, bad and downright irrelevant Kettlecup Corp products, from the jazz barbeque sound of the Trouser Specialist tapes to Marseille's master of impressions Stephan Beufont via a hard rocking synthesiser workout from Godiego.

 


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