Chrissy:
Chrissy is a 74 year old retiree who has an unusual love for spider monkeys, and gatorade. She used to be a telemarketer for Mentos (The Freshmaker). Chrissy came to America in 1932, when her father got a job as the bearded lady in the circus. Chrissy was originally born in the small island of Kineesh, before it was eaten by an ill-tempered mutated fish. She now resides in Kalamazoo, Michigan, with her 2 kids, 4 husbands, and 6 wives, in a mansion, on a swamp. She goes to weekly Pokemon lover meetings, and enjoys skydiving in the nude and doing Tai-Bo with one of her wives. Fun fact: Likes eating the other, other, white meat.
Katie:
Katie used to be a psychotic Yankees Fan, but times have changed and so has she.  She is now a Mets fan. She was living in an Igloo in Eskimo Land with her dogs Kassie and Saggy....and her scary movie collection. Along with her best friend Steve the mule.. and her mother Fredricka. Katie then found residence in Kawasakimo, Japamino for nine years until she was captured for being a shagadelicino gorilla monster. Then she escaped and found her way into the Canadian border, where she reunited with her former lover Mowie Fartee, and has had many children that have died in so-called "traumatic accidents". (But we all know the truth..) Now she has become an actress. In November of 2005, she can be seen in her new horror TV series, "Prom Afternoon"
The Real Deal:
Okay, we were joking about all that. We're actually British men from Malaysia. We moved to Tokyo to organize strikes against Beanie babies and Furbies. We clone apes at our house in The Bronx, Ohio.
The Real Real Deal:
We're 2 teen girls from Florida & we love music, movies, laser tag, soccer, and making fake bios.  ;)