Many ppl think that all that`ll happen if you have been bad, is that you wont get any presents. well, WRONG! Few know that Santa Is actually a demon, A spawn of SATAN! It makes perfect sence. How, you might ask yourself. well, ill explain: first off the name. If you reshuffe santa, you get? You got it, SATAN. Coincidence? I think not. Secondly: His lead reindeer has a red nose? LIES! Its small eruptions of the Flames of Hell, only so small that it seems like a constantly shining light. Thirdly: He is A big, fat man. How does he get big and fat? You never hear of santa eating dinner, or go to the toilet for that sake. Its simple. Those children who has been very bad, he eats, and replaces with a motorized doll. Forthly: He wears red clothes, and hides his teeth with his "Great white beard". Why is this? Because he has great scary teeth, and if the children saw these they would run away, as oposed to running to santa. (How else is he to catch his food, he is a great big fat overweight old man fs). Red is the same color Satan is, and those HO HO HO is simply muffled by his beard. It really is a EVIL, horrible satanic laugh. fifth: He operates in the shadows and in the night... Do I need to say more? Sixth: When he goes out (the only time he goes outside) is on christmas eve, allmost the darkest night in the year (Continents such as Australia is operated by lesser imps and small demons wich are capable of operating in direct sunlight). seventh; His symbol, the christmas star. What do you get if you tilt it a little bit to the right or left? A satanic symbol, the pentagram! eight: He comes down the Chimney, wich usually is a hot and quite deadly place unless you are used to fire. (Hell is a firey place) ninth: He commands a vast army of "elves". The truth is that they are infact goblins and imps, all spawn of satan. But ins spite of all this evidence, you might still ask yourself: Why does he only eat those children who are bad? The answer is simple: Beeing bad is a walk in the park. Beeing good ALL the time? Hell on earth QED Target -Seer of Truth