"ARGHHHH
!"
"Honey what is it?"
"The baby!"
"Shit!"
sprang to life and quickly pulled on some clothes.Although not very well as his top was on back to front and he was in 's skirt!
"Crap.I'm just gonna change into some trousers..."
"NO!Unless you wanna bring your kid into this world,we're leaving now!" shouted,as she clutched her stomach.
"But i'll look like a ponse!"
quickly changed his mind and helped down the stairs,out the door and into the car.In a matter of seconds they were speeding down the road,about to bring a new life into this world.
********* "I'm sorry Miss but your just going to have to keep yourself occupied.You can't force this baby out until you've made some progress and dialated some more."A nurse said sternly to ,looking down on her from her glasses.
"Fine.I'll just phone my mate then..." started.
"No.I'm affraid that's out of the question.No mobile phones in here and you can't get up to the pay phone in your condition.Perhaps your husband could phone this er 'mate' of yours?"The nurse reasoned.
made a growly kind of noice and pulled a face at the nurse as she turned on her heel to leave in agony. just looked on and gulped as he decided to speak since the pair's arrival in the hospital 15 minutes ago.
"So do you want me to go call then?" asked quietly,scared that would lash out at him and scream in his face.
"Yes please honey.Your such a sweety!" smiled,much to the surprise of ,and raised her hand to his cheek.
smiled and slowly tore himself apart from his wife.
***On the Phone***
"Yea she's in now...i know...i'm finally gonna be a dad...well said she wanted you to be Godmother but of course your still gonna be auntie ...i know...awww don't go all emotional on me...don't cry...just get your fat arse down here now and then you'll be able to see her...yea she's pretty moody...er huh...yep she's shouting ALOT!...ok see you soon .Bye!" hung up and was about to turn back to 's room when he got another idea.Well two more minutes couldn't hurt...could it?
*********
" WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" screamed as she reached for the oxygen mask that was around her neck.
"I've been on the phone to .You asked me to baby."
"Don't say that word whilst i'm in here having one of em!"
"Oh sorry bab...erm honey."
"You were on the phone to as well wern't you?( slowly nodded his head.) ! You know and don't get on.I don't wanna be stuck in here trying to have this baby,if their gonna be shouting at each other.I'm the only person that's allowed to shout today!"
*********
"Hey hun!How you coping?" smiled warmly as she greeted her best friend.
"I dunno coz the nurse aint letting me push this thing out.It's driving me crazy !" moaned,and clutched her stomach again.
"Can i do anything?" offered.She hated seeing her best friend in pain.
"Could you just rub my back please?"
"Sure hun.But shouldn't be doing this?" turned to where once was stood in the door,but the door swang shut,only to be re-opened in a matter of seconds.
poked his head round the opening of the door,sticking his tongue out at and completely ignoring
. "Oh.It's you." sulked,moving back to the chair at the side of . just grunted and continued to welcome .
"So how you doin?" said 'joey' style!
"Oh for God's sake .She's married and she's having a baby.This aint the time or the place." moaned at .
"I was just trying to lighten up the mood.Who asked you anyway?" retaliated.
"You guys...please." struggled to say,as she felt intense pain build up inside her.
"I'm just saying.He never thinks does he?" "Me never think?I'm not the one that got stuck in a public toilet and had to be rescued by the fire brigade!" smiled to himself as he knew had nothing on him.
"Guys...stop." winced at the pain.
"Oh shut up.It's not my fault.The locks were faulty."
"You keep telling yourself that and maybe one day you'll believe it!"
"OH MY GOD DUDES SHUT UP! ARGGHHHHHHHHHH" screamed out in pain. " ?!Are you ok hun?" asked,forgetting all about and turning her attention to .
"Just get ." groaned,as she moved about on the bed.
"I'll go!" and both shouted at the same time,and ran off before they had time to disagree.
*********
( and both rushed round a corner and into what they thought was another hallway,but what was actually a cupboard.The pair caused air to wizz behind them and the door slowly closed behind them,but quick enough so as neither of the two could grab the door before it closed.Now and were stuck in a cupboard together,which to each other was one of the worst possible things on earth.To them they'd rather listen to the cheeky girls on repeat for 2 hours then be shut away in a room with each other.And that's got to be bad!)
"Great!Out of all the people in the world i had to be stuck with you!" said loudly,as she slid down the wall and pushed her knees upwards.
"Yea this aint exactly a walk in the park for me y'know." exclaimed.
was forced to listen to ,but maybe this was for the best as something came across as she heard 's sexy accent.
*********
At least 20 minutes went past when finally broke the silence.
"Why don't you like me ?" smiled and inside she felt like her heart was melting as called her by her nickname. "I dunno.I just always got the impression you didn't like me.And i felt like i had to fight with you constantly so as i didn't loose ." replied after a few minutes of thinking,and then dropping her head to the floor,where she was greeted by hard concrete slabs.
"That's exactly how i felt with you.Like i had to work to stay mates with .But you don't need to worry about loosing .It's obvious you guys are buddies for life the way you always look out for each other.I mean you were doing the job that was supposed to be doing in the delivery room." said,trying to make feel better.It seemed as though he had had a lot of practise in making girls feel good,as 's legs turned to jelly.
"I could never take anyone's best mate away from them.I would feel so bad.I just appreciate the great friends i have and never take anything for granted.If it wasn't for ,i wouldn't have ever got to know ...or you for that matter.And i'd help anyone if they were in trouble." rushed the last part,so as didn't pick it up...but he did!
"What did you say?I know your not a bad person and i think we should stop this silly fighting." decided not to dwell too much on the fact that was gratefull that she had set eyes on him.
suddenly started to silently cry.At first didn't notice,but couldn't help but sniff and 's full attention was on her.
"Why are you crying?" asked bluntly.
"It's just that i'm stuck in a stupid cupboard with you...and don't get me wrong your a...great guy...and i've totally got over our fights...but my best friends in a room...going through agony...and i know this is gonna sound stupid and slightly wrong...but i'm not gonna be able to be there...and help her...and me and always talked about it...that we would stick with each other...through the whole thing...and i've broken my promice." sniffed as more tears streamed down her face.
just looked on at .He had always pictured her as tough and never expected her to be emotional.After all she put up some good fights with him!But now she was here and there was no way he could ease the pain,and right now,there was nothing more he wanted to do in life.
sat down next to ,pulling himself into the same position as was in, and carefully slid his arm around 's shoulder's.He wasn't sure how she would react but instantly pulled herself closer to ,and moved her face into 's chest whilst she cried and cried and cried,until she didn't think it was possible to cry anymore.
*********
and had fallen asleep,curled up together on the floor,their arms still around each other.
Someone turned a key in the lock and gently pushed the door open.
"Huh?" muttered,squinting his eyes in the strong sunlight.
"What are you two doing in ere eh?"A middle aged man with a strange accent asked.
" we've got to get up." whispered as he gently shook .
"What?Why?We can't get out we're locked in." murmered,without moving or opening her eyes.
"Not anymore.We can go." explained,tearing himself away from 's arms.
" don't go.Your nice and warm!"
"I've got to.We've got to go and see ."
instantly sprang to life and got up off the cold floor.She ran round the corner and through the corridor into 's room. followed wearily.
*********
bounced into 's room and was confronted by panting and holding 's hand as if her life depended on it.
" where have you been?" screamed at as a dodgy sound could be heard from where the midwife was sitting.
"It's a long story and i don't have enough time to chat and by the looks of neither do you hun." smirked,but quickly changed her face as she saw the evil glare was making.
"Ok Mrs .One more push and this whole ordeal will be over!"The midwife chirped.
beared down and pushed as much as she could...and then the faint cries of a baby could be heard.
" you did it!" screeched loudly with excitement as lay back on the bed,exhausted.
"I'm so proud of you honey." praised as he kissed her sweaty cheek.
"It's a girl!"The midwife finally announced a few minutes later,after checking the small bundle was healthy.
"Awww." muttered as she felt the tears well up in her eyes.This had to be the cutest thing she'd ever seen.
"Hold up!Where's ?" asked,after looking at his daughter in awe for five minutes.
"I'll go check." offered and walked out the room,which triggered a few eyebrows to raise by and .
*********
It didn't take long for to find .
He was sat outside in the waiting area looking through a window at a room filled with new born babies. " !Where have you been? 's had her baby!"
"I know.I heard!" said,but he didn't break his stare from the babies.
"How come you missed it?" wondered out loud.
"I stayed behind coz it didn't feel right to be in there.What with all the screaming and blood.I didn't feel up to it today." smirked finally tearing himself away from the 'baby room'.
"You like kids don't you?" asked,taking in the fact that had been looking at the babies for a while now.
"Yea.I can't wait to have my own.I've just never found the right girl i guess.There is this one girl though.But she doesn't know how I feel,and i'm scared that if i tell her she'll end up hating me and then i would be lost without her." replied quietly.
"You should tell her then.What have you got to loose?" answered,not realising who was talking about.
" .It's you.I've always liked you,ever since first introduced me to you.And every time you shouted at me,my heart would break,and i think getting locked in that cupboard together is one of the best things that could ever happen to me."
was taken aback and struggled to say anything. took this the wrong way and turned,his back facing .
knew there were no words that could tell quite how she felt so she decided to choose the best action instead.She used her hand to turn towards her,tilted her head slightly and leaned towards ,pushing her lips against his.
The kiss went on for several minutes,neither of the two wanting it to end,but both knowing they had to get back to and soon.
"Do you still want that baby Mr ?" smiled after they broke apart.
"Yea.And i'm pretty sure i've found THE girl for me now." also smiled.
"We'll see what we can do!" replied,grabbing 's hand and leading him towards 's room.
"Woah dudes!What is up with you?You two hate each other!" exclaimed,stealing the words out of 's mouth.
"Not anymore." replied.
"So you two are...a couple?" asked.
poked her tongue out slightly and nodded.
The room was filled with 'aww' and 'get in there mate' and then the attention quickly turned to and 's daughter.
"Have you decided on a name yet then?" asked.
"Yep. , .Meet !" chirped,struggling to contain his excitement without going totally nuts!
"Awww that's such a sweet name.Definately the perfect name for her!" smiled as she felt wrap her hand around one of 's fingers.
"One thing mate...why are you dressed in a skirt?" The End.
"Honey what is it?"
"The baby!"
"Shit!"
sprang to life and quickly pulled on some clothes.Although not very well as his top was on back to front and he was in 's skirt!
"Crap.I'm just gonna change into some trousers..."
"NO!Unless you wanna bring your kid into this world,we're leaving now!" shouted,as she clutched her stomach.
"But i'll look like a ponse!"
quickly changed his mind and helped down the stairs,out the door and into the car.In a matter of seconds they were speeding down the road,about to bring a new life into this world.
********* "I'm sorry Miss but your just going to have to keep yourself occupied.You can't force this baby out until you've made some progress and dialated some more."A nurse said sternly to ,looking down on her from her glasses.
"Fine.I'll just phone my mate then..." started.
"No.I'm affraid that's out of the question.No mobile phones in here and you can't get up to the pay phone in your condition.Perhaps your husband could phone this er 'mate' of yours?"The nurse reasoned.
made a growly kind of noice and pulled a face at the nurse as she turned on her heel to leave in agony. just looked on and gulped as he decided to speak since the pair's arrival in the hospital 15 minutes ago.
"So do you want me to go call then?" asked quietly,scared that would lash out at him and scream in his face.
"Yes please honey.Your such a sweety!" smiled,much to the surprise of ,and raised her hand to his cheek.
smiled and slowly tore himself apart from his wife.
***On the Phone***
"Yea she's in now...i know...i'm finally gonna be a dad...well said she wanted you to be Godmother but of course your still gonna be auntie ...i know...awww don't go all emotional on me...don't cry...just get your fat arse down here now and then you'll be able to see her...yea she's pretty moody...er huh...yep she's shouting ALOT!...ok see you soon .Bye!" hung up and was about to turn back to 's room when he got another idea.Well two more minutes couldn't hurt...could it?
*********
" WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" screamed as she reached for the oxygen mask that was around her neck.
"I've been on the phone to .You asked me to baby."
"Don't say that word whilst i'm in here having one of em!"
"Oh sorry bab...erm honey."
"You were on the phone to as well wern't you?( slowly nodded his head.) ! You know and don't get on.I don't wanna be stuck in here trying to have this baby,if their gonna be shouting at each other.I'm the only person that's allowed to shout today!"
*********
"Hey hun!How you coping?" smiled warmly as she greeted her best friend.
"I dunno coz the nurse aint letting me push this thing out.It's driving me crazy !" moaned,and clutched her stomach again.
"Can i do anything?" offered.She hated seeing her best friend in pain.
"Could you just rub my back please?"
"Sure hun.But shouldn't be doing this?" turned to where once was stood in the door,but the door swang shut,only to be re-opened in a matter of seconds.
poked his head round the opening of the door,sticking his tongue out at and completely ignoring
. "Oh.It's you." sulked,moving back to the chair at the side of . just grunted and continued to welcome .
"So how you doin?" said 'joey' style!
"Oh for God's sake .She's married and she's having a baby.This aint the time or the place." moaned at .
"I was just trying to lighten up the mood.Who asked you anyway?" retaliated.
"You guys...please." struggled to say,as she felt intense pain build up inside her.
"I'm just saying.He never thinks does he?" "Me never think?I'm not the one that got stuck in a public toilet and had to be rescued by the fire brigade!" smiled to himself as he knew had nothing on him.
"Guys...stop." winced at the pain.
"Oh shut up.It's not my fault.The locks were faulty."
"You keep telling yourself that and maybe one day you'll believe it!"
"OH MY GOD DUDES SHUT UP! ARGGHHHHHHHHHH" screamed out in pain. " ?!Are you ok hun?" asked,forgetting all about and turning her attention to .
"Just get ." groaned,as she moved about on the bed.
"I'll go!" and both shouted at the same time,and ran off before they had time to disagree.
*********
( and both rushed round a corner and into what they thought was another hallway,but what was actually a cupboard.The pair caused air to wizz behind them and the door slowly closed behind them,but quick enough so as neither of the two could grab the door before it closed.Now and were stuck in a cupboard together,which to each other was one of the worst possible things on earth.To them they'd rather listen to the cheeky girls on repeat for 2 hours then be shut away in a room with each other.And that's got to be bad!)
"Great!Out of all the people in the world i had to be stuck with you!" said loudly,as she slid down the wall and pushed her knees upwards.
"Yea this aint exactly a walk in the park for me y'know." exclaimed.
was forced to listen to ,but maybe this was for the best as something came across as she heard 's sexy accent.
*********
At least 20 minutes went past when finally broke the silence.
"Why don't you like me ?" smiled and inside she felt like her heart was melting as called her by her nickname. "I dunno.I just always got the impression you didn't like me.And i felt like i had to fight with you constantly so as i didn't loose ." replied after a few minutes of thinking,and then dropping her head to the floor,where she was greeted by hard concrete slabs.
"That's exactly how i felt with you.Like i had to work to stay mates with .But you don't need to worry about loosing .It's obvious you guys are buddies for life the way you always look out for each other.I mean you were doing the job that was supposed to be doing in the delivery room." said,trying to make feel better.It seemed as though he had had a lot of practise in making girls feel good,as 's legs turned to jelly.
"I could never take anyone's best mate away from them.I would feel so bad.I just appreciate the great friends i have and never take anything for granted.If it wasn't for ,i wouldn't have ever got to know ...or you for that matter.And i'd help anyone if they were in trouble." rushed the last part,so as didn't pick it up...but he did!
"What did you say?I know your not a bad person and i think we should stop this silly fighting." decided not to dwell too much on the fact that was gratefull that she had set eyes on him.
suddenly started to silently cry.At first didn't notice,but couldn't help but sniff and 's full attention was on her.
"Why are you crying?" asked bluntly.
"It's just that i'm stuck in a stupid cupboard with you...and don't get me wrong your a...great guy...and i've totally got over our fights...but my best friends in a room...going through agony...and i know this is gonna sound stupid and slightly wrong...but i'm not gonna be able to be there...and help her...and me and always talked about it...that we would stick with each other...through the whole thing...and i've broken my promice." sniffed as more tears streamed down her face.
just looked on at .He had always pictured her as tough and never expected her to be emotional.After all she put up some good fights with him!But now she was here and there was no way he could ease the pain,and right now,there was nothing more he wanted to do in life.
sat down next to ,pulling himself into the same position as was in, and carefully slid his arm around 's shoulder's.He wasn't sure how she would react but instantly pulled herself closer to ,and moved her face into 's chest whilst she cried and cried and cried,until she didn't think it was possible to cry anymore.
*********
and had fallen asleep,curled up together on the floor,their arms still around each other.
Someone turned a key in the lock and gently pushed the door open.
"Huh?" muttered,squinting his eyes in the strong sunlight.
"What are you two doing in ere eh?"A middle aged man with a strange accent asked.
" we've got to get up." whispered as he gently shook .
"What?Why?We can't get out we're locked in." murmered,without moving or opening her eyes.
"Not anymore.We can go." explained,tearing himself away from 's arms.
" don't go.Your nice and warm!"
"I've got to.We've got to go and see ."
instantly sprang to life and got up off the cold floor.She ran round the corner and through the corridor into 's room. followed wearily.
*********
bounced into 's room and was confronted by panting and holding 's hand as if her life depended on it.
" where have you been?" screamed at as a dodgy sound could be heard from where the midwife was sitting.
"It's a long story and i don't have enough time to chat and by the looks of neither do you hun." smirked,but quickly changed her face as she saw the evil glare was making.
"Ok Mrs .One more push and this whole ordeal will be over!"The midwife chirped.
beared down and pushed as much as she could...and then the faint cries of a baby could be heard.
" you did it!" screeched loudly with excitement as lay back on the bed,exhausted.
"I'm so proud of you honey." praised as he kissed her sweaty cheek.
"It's a girl!"The midwife finally announced a few minutes later,after checking the small bundle was healthy.
"Awww." muttered as she felt the tears well up in her eyes.This had to be the cutest thing she'd ever seen.
"Hold up!Where's ?" asked,after looking at his daughter in awe for five minutes.
"I'll go check." offered and walked out the room,which triggered a few eyebrows to raise by and .
*********
It didn't take long for to find .
He was sat outside in the waiting area looking through a window at a room filled with new born babies. " !Where have you been? 's had her baby!"
"I know.I heard!" said,but he didn't break his stare from the babies.
"How come you missed it?" wondered out loud.
"I stayed behind coz it didn't feel right to be in there.What with all the screaming and blood.I didn't feel up to it today." smirked finally tearing himself away from the 'baby room'.
"You like kids don't you?" asked,taking in the fact that had been looking at the babies for a while now.
"Yea.I can't wait to have my own.I've just never found the right girl i guess.There is this one girl though.But she doesn't know how I feel,and i'm scared that if i tell her she'll end up hating me and then i would be lost without her." replied quietly.
"You should tell her then.What have you got to loose?" answered,not realising who was talking about.
" .It's you.I've always liked you,ever since first introduced me to you.And every time you shouted at me,my heart would break,and i think getting locked in that cupboard together is one of the best things that could ever happen to me."
was taken aback and struggled to say anything. took this the wrong way and turned,his back facing .
knew there were no words that could tell quite how she felt so she decided to choose the best action instead.She used her hand to turn towards her,tilted her head slightly and leaned towards ,pushing her lips against his.
The kiss went on for several minutes,neither of the two wanting it to end,but both knowing they had to get back to and soon.
"Do you still want that baby Mr ?" smiled after they broke apart.
"Yea.And i'm pretty sure i've found THE girl for me now." also smiled.
"We'll see what we can do!" replied,grabbing 's hand and leading him towards 's room.
"Woah dudes!What is up with you?You two hate each other!" exclaimed,stealing the words out of 's mouth.
"Not anymore." replied.
"So you two are...a couple?" asked.
poked her tongue out slightly and nodded.
The room was filled with 'aww' and 'get in there mate' and then the attention quickly turned to and 's daughter.
"Have you decided on a name yet then?" asked.
"Yep. , .Meet !" chirped,struggling to contain his excitement without going totally nuts!
"Awww that's such a sweet name.Definately the perfect name for her!" smiled as she felt wrap her hand around one of 's fingers.
"One thing mate...why are you dressed in a skirt?" The End.