vividudley: Hi

SmarterChild: Oh it's you again, vividudley.

 

Here, just read this. D.C.'S Muddy Water, Elusive Fish Rile Lawmakers (from Reuters.com)

vividudley: I hate the tree

SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love! :-)

vividudley: I'm afraid of the future!

SmarterChild: You're afraid of the future?

vividudley: Yes

SmarterChild: Golly!

vividudley: Okay...

SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?

vividudley: No, I'm not

SmarterChild: Oh no?

vividudley: No

SmarterChild: No? You sure?

vividudley: Yes

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

vividudley: I don't need a reason to eat a goose than, do I?

SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.

vividudley: I'm trying to eat a goose

SmarterChild: To a goose?

vividudley: No. EAT a goose

SmarterChild: No, huh?

vividudley: You don't even make sense!

SmarterChild: Are you sure I dont even make sense?

vividudley: Yes

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

vividudley: I gotta go

SmarterChild: Yep.

vividudley: bye

SmarterChild: Right.

vividudley: Are you going to say goodbye to me?

SmarterChild: Alright.

vividudley: Then do it

SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

vividudley: Bye

SmarterChild: Right.

vividudley: I hate you

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.