Greg and Laurie Kane
-for not kicking us out of their basement, cause we really deserved it, and for giving us someplace to fit Dylans monster of a drum set.

Ray Spanjer
-The originals had our first gig in his store and he didnt even kick our ass for a 12 foot window collapesing. Plus hes the coolest guy you could ever meet.

Bob Gallagher (4000 Holes)
-Giving us a chance to record cause we are cheap and putting up with our shit in that tiny, tiny room.

Cafe Sole (RIP)
-For giving us all a place to spend our summers and getting us all into the scene. Derreck is truly a God among men.

The Shoebombers
-Side by side until the bitter end...

The Secks
-For creating Asscor's creepy, drunken cousin with the lazy eye, asscore

Jesus 2000
-For teaching us all that the Western Hemisphere is the Dancinest Hemisphere there is, Rainbow suspenders are a cool way to keep your pants up, and how to give someone a nosebleed in 1 easy to do lesson. (thanks again)

Brittany "Buddafuco" Noll
-For being a true fan... or at least pretending to be cause your obligated to.

Jeremy "Hand-Cuffs" Rouse
-For teaching us that no matter hard you try, youll never be as good as him at anything.

Jacob "The Boot" Jones
-The political "big daddy" that taught us all to take a stand and show the man that we mean business... or something like that.

The Hills
-They are all great, they really really are... except the cop. *Chris-they're all cops dude.* Carson- Oh right, right.

Josh Gealon
-because you asked to be here...

Kali
-We all miss you very much. Florida is a hole anyway...come home.

Linda SEIMER
-For the garage....the cold, cold garage.

BlackCat Fireworks
-Where would we be without you?

Death
-Keep up the good work!

The Simpsons
-greatest...show...ever.

Brand-X
-winner.

HAMERS!
-Cause that's really what it's all about, right? Hamers?

The Bronx
-...jesus christ...

Cricket
-Our little sister, and favorite Mallory. Please come Home.

J to the essica
-for that one thing you did, that one time, at that place. Remember?

Alicia
-for making us look like we know what we might be doing (which we don't)

God
-yeah, right.

Monarch Vodka
-man, i sure could use a shot right now...

Canada
-the country not its people (hows that taste New Jack?)

The Congrigation
-For we are many...

Our fans
-all 6 of you (including Buddafuco).

The Creeps, Scatterbox, American Zero (RIP), The Rock-Ness Monsters, MANG, and The Federales
-Give yourselves a hand...

Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, Dracula, The Zombie Nation, Bela Lagosi, Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, George Romero, Wes Craven, and Troma Entertainment
-...again, ladies and gentlemen, give them a hand!

and a special "Thanks for nothin'" to:
The Marines
-For tricking Chris into your ranks. Have fun champ...

and finally...

Our Families
-cause i'm pretty sure that there is a law somewhere that says we have got to.