Here we have none other than the "Punk-Rock Princess", Avril however the hell you say her last name. I chose to use this picture because it says alot about her right away, if you analyze it correctly. First we have her tie. Jesus jumpin' Christ. Next, we have her recently aquired MTV award, triumphantly held in the air for all her fans to see, as if to say "LOOK WHAT ALL MY REBELLION GOT ME, AN MTV AWARD! REMEMBER KIDS, DONT LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS AND SKATEBOARD"! On closer inspection, we see her tie holds the Canadian flag on the bottom. Now, i'll admit that i've said some nasty things about our neighbors to the north, but it seems insulting for even them to be represented by such an outright moron. I propose that Canada should get together and form a nice mob complete with pitchforks and fire and hunt her down. Perhaps if you ask nicely, the cops will let you borrow one of their horses so some of you can catch up to her limousine. Basically, April embodies the packaged rebellion that can be purchased at Hot Topic (or for those of you who are too rebellious for the mall, Hottopic.com). She has turned the idea behind Punk and Punk music into a fashion trend. She is not alone in this though. She is backed by others such as Good Charolette, A Simple Plan, etc. To all the 13 year old girls who listen to her, she is punk in its purest form and there is no more to it behind the tie and bracelets. The ideas have been held back by fashion rather than spread, which is real lame. So to you April, we send you a hearty COBY TEETH SALUTE!(i'm well aware i called her April, but really, who the hell do you know thats named Avril and who would name their kid that anyway. Stupidity must run in her genes.)
~Lando~