This is the Official Moron Test

It's based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard University. Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll down and check your answers. DON'T CHEAT! Try to finish within 5 minutes.

OK, here goes...

1. Is there a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many "outs" are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

7. There are three apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long will the pills last?

hour(s)

9. A farmer has 17 sheeps. All but 9 of them die. How many sheeps are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cents stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

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