Viridian Version! (Home of the DBZ guys.)
			Welcome, hello, and hiya. This is the Viridian Version. At least for now, anyway. I'm learning HTML. When I finish this site-builder crap'll be gone. But for now... This will be gone VERY soon. Why? I hate Yahoo! GeoCities. Bear with me. (I'll have to put up one battle per page! ... I've got to learn HTML soon.)
	The (lame) Beginning of a New Era!    Location: Blue Version    Player: Zarbon [No Record] Zarbon is in suspended animation! Well, yeah. Nothing's happened here in months! It's because the almighty webmaster closed it down! Really? DARN YOU, WEBMASTER! I WISH YOU'D DIE! He did! Read the Final Pokebattles Fanfic, although there probably will be another! I can't. I'm in suspended animation. Oh, yeah! You make it sound so perky, Clive. I'm sorry, but this is in the Narrator's Unwritten code! Then why does Larry break it all the time? ...He's a jerk! Portal opens! ... What does a portal opening have to do with Larry being a jerk? No, you idiot! A portal opened! Zarbon is no longer in suspended animation! Cool. Zarbon runs to the portal! So do a myriad amount of other wacky characters! The portal's closing, and there's only room for one more! Um, okay, very dramatic. I'm just gonna enter. Joe Blow is in your way! .... What? Joe is not going to let you through! He's gonna go through! Joe Blow wants to fight! ... Why doesn't he just go through the portal? Joe Blow is a moron! ... Right. I'll just use myself. Joe Blow sent out Joe Blow! Go, Zarbon! I'm going, I'm going! Joe Blow used Blow! Zarbon's hair was messed up! Zarbon used big pointless ki blast! Zarbon's attack missed! For some reason they all do. Joe Blow used long stupid rant about his crummy life! Aagh.... Not... another... rant.. attack... did.... you.... know... that.... long... pauses... make... you look... dramatic? Yeah, William Shatner does that! Zarbon used equipped Pepsi! Why the heck did I have a brand of soda equipped? Obviously the webmaster likes Gold and/or Silver! In a Software store near you! The joke didn't work well in Red Version either. Who cares! Question mark! Who cares! Clive is recycling old jokes! Wasn't there a fight going on? Um... yeah! Joe Blow has fallen asleep due to the stupid banter! That was needlessly convenient. Pokeball, GO! Joe Blow was caught! Zarbon enters the potal! Zarbon is in the Viridian Version, where the towels are oh-so-fluffy! Ripping of Weird Al now, are we? ... Shut up!