You Dog You
This version is now hopelessly outdated, in case you're interested.  Now it's much better!--unfortunately you can't read the better version, because it's on my hard-drive...

Quick Summary:  This is the story of a young man who knows exactly what he wants out of life:  to restore world-order by destroying a race of genetically enhanced beings who call themselves "Devas."  Unfortunately for him, besides a few fellow Deva-haters, the rest of the world--including an alarming number of his fellow humans--seem to be against this goal.  There is, however, a good reason for that.  And the reason is that Devas are a peaceful, loving people with no desire to hurt anyone or anything.   Yeah, that's right.  Alister's the bad guy of the story.  And frankly, he doesn't care if you read about him or not, because he's going to keep doing what he's doing, no matter who thinks it's wrong.  And
so many do.  ...How on earth will he deal with them all?  

(I, on the other hand, care deeply if you read about Alister.  Please do.  I can't promise that he'll personally thank you for it, but I will, if you email me with comments and criticism.) 

What's that you say?  You do wanna hear Alister's story?  I can't promise that it's pretty, or that it ends happily, but, well...  Here goes...    (Note, read from the top of the list down.  Yes, they're numbered backwards) 
Prologue:  Dead Things
16: Bus Stop
15: Safe Foods
14: No Going Back
13: Red-Handed
12: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
11: Reading God's Palms
10:  The Eldest Oyster Winked his Eye
9: What the Saint Said
8: When Icons Attack
7:  The Misguided Mule of Justice Waltz/ The Tree and I
6: He made a Harp of her Breastbone
Illustrations: 
The Bad Guys (There was crap on the scanner.  Sorry.  Alister, Jack, and Sidney.)
The Good Guys (Sachever and Airial, looking Heroic and Afraid, respectively)
Sidney (Being Sidney.  He's good at that.)
Er... (Alister and Thistle.  Meant to be sweet.  Came out...jailbait... )
Alister (He isn't contemplating suicide, FYI.  He's just being mysterious, and things.  Yeah.)
Jack and Magdalena (being cute and lovey and things and Jack looks like he's got shoulder pads) 
Airial (Isn't she sweet and good and true?) 
Alister (Mr. Cornered Animal.  I have a difficult time with his hair.  Also with making him look like he's not starving to death.) 
WARRIOR POPE!
5:  Who's Afraid of the Big Bald Monkey?
4:  Into Twos
3: Like Fire
2:  Attacking God
1:  Deus Ex Machina
Epilogue:  Growing things