AZN TEST PART 2
AZN TEST part 3
AZN Test part 4
You know you're asian if... Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?" Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both. Everyone thinks you're good at math. Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's." You like $1.75 movies. You like $1.50 movies even more. You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!). Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc... Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses. Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage." You drive mostly Japanese cars. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. You've ever gotten little red envelopes around February. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors. You got to a fast food restaraunt and take home paper napkins, ketchup, sauce, etc - QTpie When your parents find a sale somewhere, they tell ALL their friends about it! - AK-7-8 your parents take home pens from the place they work so they dont have to go buy them. - AK-7-8 Your parents never take you to a ball game but insists they watch it on TV with you. - Solomon Shin your parents complain of having to walk five miles in the snow to school and should be happy for the school bus. - Solomon Shin your friends try to avoid your dad coz he looks like he knows how to use a cleaver - Nangz
You know you're asian if... Your main source of yearly income is Chinese New Year or your Birthday - brian-` Your hero is Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or Jet Li. - Mitsurugi Your parents won't let you date until you are in college. - Anonymous when you have a "Powered By Honda" sticker on your dropped civic - mdmazn you have to translate every piece of mail ur parents recieve - Vandy
