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The sin is not falling down, but staying down.—Unknown.

God has created the past; God has created the future; God has also created today and given it to us as a "present." —Daniel Rozenberg.

The only man that was perfect was crucified for it. —Unknown.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. —Voltaire. 1694-1778

"Hell is paved with good samaritans." —William M. Holden

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"If you can imagine a place without any love, or compassion, then you have a small understanding of what hell is really like."--Joe Sizemore

"We think He (God) is just some kind of magic sorcerer that we can bring up when things go badly."--Joe Sizemore

"Where there is time there is hope."--Joe Sizemore

"Mankind's science cannot measure what cannot be seen, our scientific knowledge is too limited to understand."--Joe Sizemore

Visit Joe Sizemore's Home On The Web! -- His site is very spiritual, inspirational and educational.

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"God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest." —J.G. Holland. 1694-1778

"Pray as if everything depended on God, and work as if everything depended on man." —Anonymous.

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." —Rita Rudner

"Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness." —Shakti Gawain

"Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow." —Swedish proverb

"Kill the snake of doubt in your soul, crush the worms of fear in your heart and mountains will move out of your way." —Kate Seredy

"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit." —Bern Williams.

"Why do vampires always chase down Christians? Why not Jews, or Arabs? You know, somebody who won't be carrying a cross!." —Galager

"When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you please get that for me Please?" —Unknown

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." —Oscar Wilde

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us." —Unknown

"We can't help but stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we are born." —Albert Einstein

"All that we see or seem...is but a dream within a dream." —Edgar Alan Poe

"And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle." —Goethe

"If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise." —Unknown

"Fear is faith that it won't work out." —Sister Mary Tricky

"If churches were places where people felt they could come, warts and all, and be accepted just as they are, we probably wouldn't have so many wayward saints." —Guy Doud

"The final heartbeat for the Christian is not the mysterious conclusion to a meaningless existence. It is, rather, the grand beginning to life that will never end." —James Dobson

"Nobody can bring you peace but yourself." —Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." —Unknown

"We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow." —Unknown

"Everything else can wait but the search for God cannot wait, and love one another." —George Harrison (Former Beatles) 1943-2001

"People living deeply have no fear of death." —Anais Nin

"You only find complete unanimity in a cemetery." —Abel Aganbegyan

"The ten commandments doesn't proceed with 'If you feel like it..." —Laura Schlessinger

"What has always made a hell on earth is that man has tried to make it his heaven." —Friedrich Holderlin

"A sad soul can kill you quicker, far quicker, than a germ." —John Steinbeck

"Most true happiness comes from one's inner life, from the disposition of the mind and soul." —William L. Shirer

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." —Mark Twain

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." —Unknown

"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse." —Miguel de Cervantes

"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life? Since you cannot do this very little thing, why do you worry about the rest?" —(-Jesus, Luke 12:25-26, NIV)

"Great people are they who see that spiritual is stronger than any material force, that thoughts rule the world." —Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth." —Carl Sandburg

 

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