The other day I went to the mall
by myself
just to look around.
It was a lazy Saturday afternoon
and I hadn't done laundry yet
so I had just slipped on those ever-so-comfy jeans
I wore yesterday.
But I didn't notice that yesterday's underwear
was still inside one pant leg.
So, as I was walking through the mall
I was mildly surprised to kick that pair of underwear
at some unsuspecting gentleman
waiting outside Penny's on a bench.
He kindly returned them to me
but not before a close inspection
``Well,'' he said, ``you sure got my attention.''
So I wrote a note to self
thought maybe I'd write this up in an article some day
for posterity: