Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program
began unexpected childt processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, DrunkenBoys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0
no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on
this program. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
Joe Luckystrike
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that
Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden
operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but and up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0
and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Failures (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems
that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system
will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great
program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a support application with Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system, especially for those of you who have not completely
uninstalled Girlfriend 7.0 from their system.
Best of luck,
Cash Ondelivery
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