We all have our bad days, sometimes it lasts longer and becomes a bad week. Alot of superstars had bad weeks last week and now they must look in the mirror and answer that burning question, "What are you going to do about it?". Will they get up from their fallen state and fight to get back on top or will they simply take their blows and suck it up like a good little soldier? Tonight a man's back is against the wall, it could be his last chance for the title that has alluded him for almost a month now. Two returning superstars may their way back, will they be victorious or rack up another dreaded loss in that column? New questions are asked this week, we get some answers tonight in the city where the King once reigned supreme but all that's left of his legacy is a tourist attraction and followers who do nothing but shame what he left behind. We go inside the Pyramid as we are treated to numerous signs from the fans, "Domy needs psychiatrist help", "Remmy Pierce is really a jew", "Suicide = MIA", "Mayhem = Ratings" and the classic sign "uWa". Pyrotechnics go off as we start off Sabotage.
Chris Hash vs Dig Nasty vs Warrior Jack
Amber: "A big welcome to our fans here in Memphis Tennessee tonight, and to our faithful fans watching all the action at home! The opening contest on Sabotage is a Three Way Dance and is set for one fall. Introducing first, making his UWA debut tonight, from Gary, Indiana, here is Chris Hash!"
"Black and White" plays as the newcomer Chris Hash makes his way to the ring. The crowd welcomes him with a mixed reaction but he merely shrugs them off.
Ian: "It's always great to see new faces here in the UWA. Tonight Chris Hash will gain experience inside the UWA ring for the first time."
Rob: "Chris Hash is a pretty big guy. I like what I've heard from him the past week, I think he's going to be a true force inside that ring."
Amber: "Introducing the second combatant for this match, from Yonkers, New York, here is Dig Nasty!"
"Rock Star" plays over the PA as Dig Nasty struts toward the ring, and the crowd welcomes him with a mixed reaction as well.
Ian: "Yet more new blood entering this Three Way Dance. Dig Nasty sets to make his debut here as well."
Rob: "Check out the look of intensity on the face of Dig Nasty. He looks like he means business, and that's the way you succeed here in the UWA."
Amber: "And for the third and final combatant, he hails from Cosmo Canyon, here is Warrior Jack!"
The very familiar tune of "Enter Sandman" plays across the PA, as Warrior Jack steps out on to the ramp and heads for ringside.
Ian: "Here comes Warrior Jack, just one week after his debut last week at Springtime Sychosis. It certainly wasn't a memorable debut for the youngster after he had to be hauled away on a stretcher after being eliminated in the Fatal Four Way last week."
Rob: "Warrior Jack got a taste of just how brutal the world of UWA can be. I'm sure he's taken this past week to toughen up a bit, and that experience may be enough to pull him through this match."
The bell sounds as the three men circle each other. Hash and Jack lock up to start things off. Hash lifts a knee into Jack's midsection. Hash now whips his opponent into the ropes...Jack bounces off and Hash upends him with a Back Body Drop. Dig Nasty steps in and drives his boot into the midsection of Hash. Nasty locks on a Front Face Lock and attempts a Suplex, but Hash blocks it and lifts Nasty high in the air and drops down with a Vertical Suplex of his own. Hash stomps away on the chest of Dig Nasty. Hash pulls Nasty to his feet and doubles his opponent over at his side. Hash applies a waistlock and lifts his Nasty up and drives him into the mat with a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Warrior Jack is up on his feet and charges at Hash, but Hash catches his opponent, scoops him up, and drives Warrior Jack into the mat with a Powerslam. Hook of the leg by Hash, 1.. But Warrior Jack kicks free. Hash gets to his feet and sees Dig Nasty grabbing on to the ropes and helping himself to his feet. Hash charges at Nasty and wipes him out with a Clothesline, knocking Dig over the top and out to the floor. Hash chooses not to persue Dig Nasty on the floor, but turns his attention to Warrior Jack who staggers to his feet. Hash charges at Jack and saws him nearly in half with a Spear. Jack crashes to the mat hard and Hash goes for his legs. Hash locks both of his opponent's legs around his and turns him over for the Breaking Point. Hash pours the pressure on the lower back of Warrior Jack, and the referee checks to see if he wants to tap out. Jack hangs in there and tries to make his way to the ropes, but Hash has the hold locked in very tight. After several seconds pass Hash releases the Breaking Point. He reaches down and pulls Jack to his feet and clamps on a Front Face Lock. Hash drops down, driving the head of Jack into the mat with the Diamond DDT. Hash crawls on top of Jack for the cover, 1.. But Hash pulls away as he sees Dig Nasty on the top rope out of the corner of his eye. Nasty leaps from the top and drops an Elbow on top of Warrior Jack. Hash pulls Nasty to his feet and into a Front Face Lock. Hash drills Nasty into the mat with another Diamond DDT. He then pulls Dig Nasty and slides him on top of Warrior Jack and makes the cover, 1..2..3!
Winner: Chris Hash
Ian: "How about that for an ending to a 3 Way Dance. Picture perfect you might say."
Rob: "Yeah, Chris Hash made short work of Dig Nasty and Warrior Jack. Looks like we have another promising newcomer making a name for himself already. We got something backstage..."
We are taken to the backstage area where we see a young woman holding her lip, it looks swollen and bloodied, there is a trail of blood from the beating and we follow it to be lead to a locker room which reads "Ladies Man Tim Jones." A couple of UWA staff comes over to try to comfort the young lady whose blouse is ripped also, she tries to speak but when she tries, a pool of blood spews from her mouth. Could this be the handiwork of one Tim Jones or some sort of twisted set up? We can only look forward to seek our answers as we fade out of this disturbing scene.
Ian: "It looks like maybe Tim Jones lost his cool with one of his ladies, we'll keep you informed on this situation as soon we hear more from it."
Rob: "Supreme ruffled some of the executives feathers this week but he looks to put that behind him as he faces the massive Drago in this next match-up."
Drago vs Supreme Spitfire
Amber: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky, here is Drago!"
"Severed" plays over the PA as Drago makes his way to ringside to a half decent pop from the crowd.
Ian: "The monsterous Drago set for action here tonight. He debuted just a few weeks ago with an impressive win, but it's been all downhill from there."
Rob: "Yeah he's been on quite a losing streak lately. He's got the size and the tools to be successful, but can't seem to use them in a positive manner."
Amber: "His opponent, from Austin, Texas, here is Supreme Spitfire!"
"Guilty" plays as Supreme Spitfire makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.
Ian: "Another interesting matchup headed our way tonight. Supreme Spitfire debuted last week and turned in a strong performance in the Fatal Four Way, however he did not win the battle of the rookies."
Rob: "Yeah it's always fun to watch the newcomers battle it out. In my opinion Supreme Spitfire could be a future superstar here in the UWA, but a mammoth test lies ahead for him tonight in Drago.
Supreme Spitfire enters into the ring and Drago immediately charges toward him. Drago swings with a right hand, but blocked by Supreme who fires a right hand into Drago's face. Spitfire rocks the big man with a couple more fists to the forehead and backs his opponent into the ropes. Spitfire whips Drago to the opposite side ropes, and Drago bounces off and Spitfire turns and catches Drago and drives him into the mat with a Side Slam. Spitfire stays on the attack and pulls Drago up. Drago swings and nails Spitfire with a knife edge chop. Drago nails another chop and sends Supreme to the ropes with an Irish Whip. Spitfire bounces off and Drago scoops Spitfire up, but Spitfire maneuvers his arm around Drago's neck and reverses the powerslam and drives Drago head first into the mat with the Sealer of Fate. Spitfire gets to his feet and backpedals to the corner. He charges and lands an elbow across the chest of Drago. Spitfire pulls Drago to his feet again and bows the big man over. Supreme turns his back to Drago and hooks his arms under Drago's arms. Spitfire lifts Drago up vertically as he is upside down. Spitfire drops down into a sitting position with the Firebreaker, drilling the head of Drago into the mat. Drago rolls over in pain, clutching his neck. Spitfire goes back to work and pulls Drago to his feet again. Spitfire with an Irish Whip launches Drago into the ropes again, Drago bounces off and Spitfire wraps his arms around him and fires him over his head with the Overhead Suplex, Drago crashes to the mat in pain. Spitfire reaches down and clamps his hand around the throat of Drago and leads him to his feet. Spitfire lifts Drago off his feet and in the air and drives him into the mat with the Spitfire Slam. Supreme Spitfire on top for the cover, 1..2..3!
Ian: "Impressive performance by Supreme Spitfire here tonight, he totally manhandled the much larger Drago!"
Winner of the match: Supreme Spitfire
Rob: "The bigger they are the harder they fall. Drago took some spills here tonight but takes an even bigger one in the loss column."
We go backstage where we see the hardcore champion Tony Jones relaxing in his locker room with the hardcore title draped over his shoulder, he hears a knock on his door, he opens it and finds no one is there. He shakes his head and goes back to his locker when he gets a chair introduced to his forehead, he's laid out. The camera zooms up and reveals that the culprit is none other than Jonny Greene who has one of his cheap home-made tee shirts on and it reads "The King is dead" on the front and "Cause I killed the fat bastard" on the back, this ellicits big time boos from the Memphis crowd, Greene walks away from the fallen hardcore champion as he extracts a measure of revenge from his loss last week.
Ian: "Greene said that he had a bullseye painted on Jones and it looks like he hit it dead center with some help from that chair."
Marcus Taylor vs Jeff Endicott
Amber: "The following contest is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Slick Ducakas, from Hollywood, California, here is The Heartbreaker, Marcus Taylor!"
"Bodies" plays as Slick Ducakas leads the Heartbreaker to the ring. He acts a bit arrogant toward the fans and they respond with boos to his behaviour.
Ian: "He calls himself the Heartbreaker, it's Marcus Taylor headed to the ring for action tonight. He turned in an impressive performance last week in the rookie four way."
Rob: "This guy has all the tools, and he's got Slick Ducakas to make sure he uses them the right way."
Amber: "His opponent, he hails from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, here is the Canadian Icon Jeff Endicott!"
"Sandstorm" plays as the Canadian Icon steps out of the back and makes his way toward the ring, the look on his face clearly expresses his dislike for the American fans.
Ian: "Just several weeks ago this man was competing for the Hardcore Championship and we were calling him XP Storm. One week ago he emerged as the Canadian Icon Jeff Endicott."
Rob: "Well, all I can say about that is...maybe he should try another name. It sure didn't help his poor showing last week."
Endicott prepares to enter the ring, but Taylor stands at the ring ropes and blocks Endicott from sliding under the bottom rope. Endicott steps to his side and attempts to enter again, but the Heartbreaker cuts him off once more. Taylor kicks at Endicott, but misses. Endicott reaches in the ring and pulls Taylor's leg out from under him and yanks him out to the floor. The bell rings as the battle begins on the floor. Endicott slugs away at Taylor with a series of right hands. Endicott grabs a handful of hair and goes to slam Endicott into the ring steps, but Taylor gets his boot up on the steps and blocks. He grabs Endicott by the head and smashes his head into the steps causing a loud thud to echo through the arena. Taylor pulls Endicott away from the steps and grabs one of his wrists. Taylor yanks Endicott toward him and his arm meets Endicott's throat for Short Arm Clothesline. Taylor exchanges some profane words with the fans at ringside. He reaches down and pulls Endicott to his feet and slides him into the ring. Taylor climbs up on the ring apron and heads up to the top turnbuckle. He waits as Endicott gets to his feet. Taylor dives off the top and slams hard into Endicott with a Flying Shoulder Tackle. Taylor goes for the cover, 1..2.. Kick out by Endicott.
Ian: "Talk about impact, that was one hell of a Shoulder Tackle by Taylor!"
Taylor pulls Endicott up to his feet and spins him around. Taylor bends over and tries to lift Endicott up on his shoulders for a Torture Rack, but Endicott reaches around and sticks a thumb in Taylor's eye. Endicott clamps a headlock on Taylor, charges, and drives him into the mat with a Bulldog. Endicott turns and heads for the corner, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Taylor slowly gets on his feet. Endicott leaps off the top and catches Taylor square in the jaw with a Missile Dropkick. Endicott quickly crawls over to his opponent and covers, 1..2.. But Taylor kicks out. Endicott pulls Taylor to his feet and sets him in a Front Face Lock. He lifts Taylor straight up in the air and lands Taylor on his back with a Vertical Suplex. Endicott gets up now and charges toward the ropes. He leaps on to the middle rope and flips himself backwards and lands on top of the Heartbreaker with an Asai Moonsault. Endicott hooks the leg, 1..2.. Taylor gets his shoulder up in time. Endicott goes back to work as he pulls Taylor up to his feet once again. Endicott backs Taylor into the corner and bows his head over and once again applies a Front Face Lock. Endicott lifts Taylor into the air for what looks to be another vertical suplex, but instead he sets Taylor down on the top turnbuckle. The Canadian Icon climbs to the the top rope and hooks in the face lock once more, getting Taylor to his feet. Endicott gets Taylor a few inches off the ropes, but Taylor swings his legs around and Endicott falls backward and crash to the mat. Taylor winds up on top of Endicott and he hooks the leg, 1..2.. Kick out but Endicott.
Ian: "What awareness on the part of Marcus Taylor!"
Rob: "I agree, he avoided some high impact that time and almost had Endicott down for the count."
Taylor now with the advantage as he sends Endicott to the ropes with an Irish Whip...Endicott bounces off the ropes and Taylor catches him from the side and drills him into the mat with a Sidewalk Slam. Taylor covers again, 1..2.. Kick out by Endicott. Taylor jaws at the referee claiming he made a slow count, but the ref sticks by his decision. Taylor pulls Endicott to his feet and sets him in a Standing Headscissors. Taylor muscles Endicott up in the air, spins, and drives his opponent into the mat with a Powerbomb. The ref sees the pinning position and drops down, 1..2.. But Endicott just barely gets the shoulder up. Taylor becomes even more furious with the referee and yanks Endicott up again. He backs him into the ropes and sends him to the opposite end with an Irish Whip...Taylor catches Endicott in a Bearhug position, he spins around but Endicott is able to get both feet on the ground before Taylor can hit the Primetime Plunge. Endicott applies another Face Lock and quickly lifts his opponent into a vertical position and drives him head first into the mat with the Emergency. Endicott gets to his feet and backs up to the corner as he waits for Taylor to reach his feet. Taylor is up, and Endicott charges and connects with a boot to the jaw for the Eye of the Storm. Endicott covers up hooking the leg, 1..2..3!
Ian: "The Canadian Icon has prevailed over the Heartbreaker here tonight! What an impressive victory by one Jeff Endicott."
Winner of the match: The Canadian Icon Jeff Endicott
Rob: "Endicott was certainly impressive as he was able to reverse Taylor's Primetime Plunge. Maybe the name change was a good idea."
After a commercial break, we go to the dressing room of Marcus Taylor who has suffered his second close defeat in a row, he is throwing his clothes around and throwing a fit, he balls up his fist and punches the wall as the blood trickles slowly from his hand, he turns around and yells at the camera to get out of his sight. The cameraman gets out and bumps into none other than SPF who still has a bandage over his forehead from Suicide's attack, he lets out a cocky grin and speaks.
SPF: "It's a good thing you bumped into me cause after tonight, I'll be the talk of this hick town after I what plan on doing tonight. People forgot about Suge? Well, I'll make sure they remember me forever..."
SPF walks away as we are left to ponder this ominious statement from the last UTW champion, we go down to the ring where Amber is about to start with her ring intros for our submission match.
Jonny Greene vs. Electra Rivers
Amber:"The following matchup is a submission match, introducing first from the city of Angels, she weighs in at 135 pounds, she is Electra."
"Tainted Love" blares over the speakers and Electra comes stumbling out of the entrance way, she looks like she's on the wrong end of a beating and look who comes out armed with a steel folding chair but none other than Jonny Greene. Greene cracks the chair over the side of Electra's head as she goes down to one knee, Greene chucks the chair to her face as she goes down. Greene raises his hands to the air as the crowd boos him like he was a Yank, he gives them the two birds and goes to work on Electra by stomping on her left leg. Greene places the chair over her leg, he backtracks a bit and drops the elbow on the chair causing Rivers to clutch her leg in pain. Greene picks up the dented chair and he's looking to further damage the leg, he argues with a couple of fans and doesn't notice that Rivers is gingerly back on her feet, he turns around to swing the chair but Electra times it perfectly and dropkicks the chair right onto Greene's face as he goes flying off the ramp and lands backfirst onto the concrete floor.
Ian:"What a low class act this Hardrock character is, he blindsided a woman!"
Rob:"And you expected him to be a gentleman and show Electra a good time or something? Jonny only cares about three things: that his beer is cold, his paycheck is fat and that his opponents are lying face flat on the mat."
Electra gingerly walks on her leg and follows Greene whose still out of it. Electra picks Greene up and throws him backfirst onto the guardrail and she peppers the Cleveland native with a couple of rib shots as she focuses on the beer belly of Jonny. She throws a kick with her good leg but Jonny catches it, out of sheer instinct she counters with an enziguri but that move didn't help her bad leg either. Greene uses the guard rail to get back onto his feet, he picks Electra by her hair and quickly goes behind her, and he plants her with a German suplex. Greene clutches his ribs and he's deciding to get inside the ring, the ref checks on Electra and she wants to continue. Greene is now inside as Electra slowly walks back into the ring but Greene being the gentlemen holds the ropes for her to get in. She doesn't buy it for a minute and grabs Greene's leg and pulls him to the outside, she introduces Jonny's head to the steel pole and hammers down with a couple of rights to the temple.
Rob:"What an ingrate this chic is being. Jonny was being a class act and look how he gets repaid!"
Ian:"Did you really think Greene would hold the ropes for her? He was setting a trap and Electra was too smart for that, she may be a blonde but she's no ditz."
Electra whips Greene ribs first to the ring steps as the top of it topples over from the momentum. Electra charges but Greene counters it to a backbody drop and she lands awkwardly onto the floor. Greene props the ring steps a couple of feet away from the ring pole, he drags Electra's leg and positions it between the steps and the pole. He snatches the chair from Amber and he rears back and swings the chair to the steps as a sickening "CRACK" is heard all over the Pyramid. Electra is screaming in pain, Greene quickly throws her into the ring and he applies the figure four leg lock! Electra is refusing to tap but she has nowhere to go as she is in the middle of the ring, she squirms backward on the mat and making her way inch by inch to the ropes, she makes a lunge at the ropes and barely makes it. Greene isn't too pleased and he doesn't break the hold until the last possible moment. He props Electra's leg onto the middle rope and he drives all 255 pounds onto the knee joint of the former women's champion.
Ian:"I can't believe Greene is really focusing on one part of Electra's body, I thought he was just some mindless bar room brawler."
Rob:"Well if that was me, I wouldn't focus on Electra's leg, I'd really work on her..."
Ian snatches the mic from Rob saving the audience from a sexist remark. Meanwhile Greene is climbing the turnbuckles, he jumps off and connects with a top rope legdrop on Electra. He's really taken control of this match, he gets Electra back onto her feet and places her in a front face lock and he's looking to score with a suplex but Electra squirms free and lands on her feet, she stumbles momentarily but hops on Greene and slaps a sleeper as Greene slowly goes down, she gets tired of the move and drops the Ohio native with an inverted DDT. She gets him back onto his feet and he's noticeably groggy, she whips him to the ropes and connects with a beautiful standing dropkick. BETRAYAL! She grimaces in pain, Jonny doesn't go down from the move, he throws a wild punch but she catches his arm and drops down placing him in her finisher, the ElectraShock!
Ian:"She's got it locked in! Ring the bell!"
Rob:"Woah, down there cowboy, Jonny's no quitter and he was too close to the ropes so she has to break that hold."
Electra releases the hold but look whose coming down the rampway but Jason Blood and he has with him what looks like to be a burnt remnants of a title. The camera zooms in and it's Electra's old women's title that Jonny burned. Electra is distracted by this and that's all that Jonny needed as he clips her knee and drags her to the middle of the ring, he locks on a modified version of the Texas cloverleaf and he really locks it on tight, Electra crawls to the ropes but Greene lifts her back up and he drags right back into the center of the ring, her body falls limp as the ref checks her. She's passed out.
Ian:"I can't believe that beer bellied, low class, homemade teeshirt wearing SOB Jonny Greene actually knew how to apply a submission move."
Rob:"You're just jealous you'll never be as good as Hardrock. I talked to Jonny earlier and he calls that the 'Bastard submission' and it worked to perfection."
Winner: Jonny Greene
We are taken to the backstage area where a man dressed in a gladiator outfit and he looks to be about 8 foot tall and atleast 400 pounds, this man is massive. Tenacious Tonya comes over to get a word from this man.
Tonya: "Excuse me sir, but could you tell us what your doing here tonight? Are you a new superstar in the uWa?"
Minotaur: "All will be revealed in a matter of time, my actions will speak for themselves more so than any words I may speak tonight..."
We fade out to see a section of the sold out Pyramind waving miniature USA flags as they know the next match pits the classic good versus evil.
Jeff Hulk Hemp vs Gangrul
Amber: "Our next match tonight is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, led to the ring by Laura, from Plainfield, Illinois, here is American hero Jeff Hulk Hemp!"
"Real American" hits the PA, and an energetic Jeff emerges from the back waving Old Glory high in the air. The fans erupt with cheers as he heads for the ring with Laura at his side.
Ian: "Just listen to this crowd and look at the look on Jeff's face. He loves American, he loves the fans, and he loves coming out here and kicking ass."
Rob: "Yeah he's overflowing with patriotism, in his eyes every opponent that sets foot in the same ring with him is a terrorist. Despite coming up short on Bourbon Street last week, he is back and ready to take care of business once again."
Amber: "His opponent, hailing from parts unknown, here is the ever mysterious Gangrul!"
"Down With the Sickness" plays as Gangrul steps out of the back and slowly makes his way to the ring, as the crowd greets him with a loud chorus of boos.
Ian: "Who knows what flows through the veins of Gangrul...pure evil perhaps? This is going to be a classic matchup tonight, one that I have had the pleasure to call between these two in the past."
Rob: "He's dark, he's demented, and he's headed out here to a different tune tonight and possibly a different attitude. Gangrul fell short last week in his grudge match with Electra Rivers, but he's looking to turn it around against his sworn enemy tonight you can bet."
Jeff Hemp comes out blazing. He hits Gangrul with a flurry of right hands. Jeff has his sights trained firmly on The Gothic Giant The 2 men fight furiously, trading punches. Gangrul catches one of Jeff's arms & twists it behind his back. He drives Jeff into the corner the impact sending him over the turnbuckle to the outside. The fans groan as they see fan favorite Hemp hit the cold concrete. Gangrul wastes no time in taking control of the situation. Jeff struggles to regain his composure on the outside. But the inside, Gangrul climbs high atop the turnbuckle and leaps outside with a cross-body. Jeff is waiting however,
he catches Gangrul & slams him hard on the floor.
Ian: What a great move by Hemp! He's sure Gangrul is in league with the terrorists and therefore he's Jeff's sworn enemy.
Rob:"Am I allowed an opinion here? Jeff is showing some guts here, but Gangrul is the larger & stronger of the 2..it won't be long before Jeff is feeling the power of Gothamania running wild all over him."
Hemp picks up Gangrul and rolls him into the ring and slides in after him. Jeff lifts Gangrul to his feet
and sends him flying into the ropes. Gangrul, gets a sudden rush of adrenaline, and catapults off the ropes, hitting Jeff
with a flying elbow smash. The big man hits Hemp with a standing moonsault and Jeff goes down like a ton of bricks. Gangrul for the cover 1...2.. and kickout by Hemp. Gangrul complains about the slow count but the ref ignores him. Gangrul is enraged that it wasn’t a three gets into the ref's face. The ref tell him it was only two. Gangrul responds with a shove to the ref. The ref pushes him back as the crowd cheers.
Ian:"That's gonna be a fine for UWA's own bloodsucker. You can't manhandle the officials."
Gangrul turns around and is greeted with a superkick to the face, courtesy of Jeff.
Rob:"Gangrul is gonna be smiling like Mike Tyson after that kick, I'm sure a few of his teeth are a little loose."
Ian:"The blood is dripping from his lip already. Jeff is like a man possessed tonight!"
Jeff charges at Gangrul, but the big man blocks the tackle & catches Hemp, driving his spine into the canvas. The fans boo Gangrul but he simply spits the blood pooling in his mouth down on the floor, leering evilly at the fans. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle & nails Jeff with a knee to the midsection. Jeff rolls around the ring in agony, clutching his bruised ribcage. Gangrul is unrelenting & drives Jeff down once more with a huge powerbomb. With the fans doing their best to yell encouragement to The Hempster. Gangrul goes up top once more, dragging Jeff with him.
Ian:"We know what's coming next..Vampire Spike. This is devastating, Gangrul is very methodical when it comes to decimating the opposition."
Both men come crashing down, with Gangrul making the cover...1...2...3! The ref raises the Goth Monster's arm as the fans erupt in jeers. Gangrul jerks his arm away from the official & put the poots to an already injured Jeff Hemp. All eyes are focused on the ring, so no one is paying attention to Laura who is in tears outside the ring. That is, until her terrified screams pierce the air. All heads turn and Jeff struggles to his feet just in time to see Laura being carried away by 2 mens garbed in turbans & long robes. Jeff tears out of the ring after them, chasing the trio down the ramp and behind the curtain. The cameras follow as they shove Laura into a car and speed out of the parking lot. A dejected Jeff watches as they drive away.
Rob:What the hell is going on here? First Veronica vanishes last week without a trace...now this week we have what looks like the terrorists Jeff is always talking about. What is this place coming to? We are down to just 2 hot women, Electra & Ash. I'm gonna start looking for a job somewhere else if the women keep disappearing!"
Ian:"What my collegue is trying to say folks, is that we are worried about Laura & will keep you updated on any news we hear throughout the show."
Winner of the match:Gangrul
We go to the parking lot area of the Pyramid and we see not one but two stretch limosines pull in, the drivers get out and open the door. From the first limo out steps Mayhem whose dressed in his familiar Armani suit as he sports the UWA world title over his massive shoulder. He waits for the driver to open the door of the other limo and out steps Ash whose dressed in less fancier clothes, they walk in together and look to be on the same page as they head into Hell frozen over.
Amber:"From Warhoth Castle, Carpathian Mountains, he weighs in at 255 pounds, he is Sundark."
"Shadow" hits the PA as Sundark comes out to mostly silence from the crowd, he slides in the ring belly first and waits for his opponent.
Amber:"Weighing in at 280 lbs, he hails from Los Angeles, California, making his return to the squared circle after months off, this is Makaveli!"
"Thug Luv" blares over the speakers as Mak steps from the curtains to mostly cheers from the Pyramid but a few boos from some old school fans who remember his dastardly deeds in past federations. He gets inside the ring and is met immediately by Sundark who drives the knee into the stomach of Mak who doubles over, Sundark drives Mak down face first with a scissors kick. Sundark hops on the second rope, he dives off attempting a leg drop but Mak gets out of the way. Mak shoots Sundark to the ropes and takes the Mountain man with a sidewalk slam. Mak gets him back to his feet and he whips him to the ropes again, this time Mak scores with a fist to the gut, he backpedals a bit and scores with a big time knee lift that rocks Sundark's head back. Mak drives the point of the elbow to the side of Sundark's head as a small cut now appears on his head. Mak now stopping though, he whips Sundark to the corner and follows it up with a wicked clothesline, he has Mak in a bearhug and places him on the top turnbuckle, Mak throws him off the top turnbuckle with a huge beal as Sundark lands hard on the small of his back.
Ian:"Makaveli isn't showing any signs of ring rust, he got in there and is really mixing it up with this face painted Mountain man."
Rob:"Sundark got thrown in the can last week when he tried to interfere in the main event, he'll be looking to score a measure of revenge for the man responsible and that is none other than the returning Mak."
Sundark rolls out of the ring to try to catch his breath but Mak doesn't have any of it as he backpedals and runs off and dives through the ropes and scores with a suicide dive onto the unsuspecting Carpathian resident, Mak drives fist after fist onto the white face of Sundark. Mak gets him back by his hair and whips him to the guard rail, Mak is really fired up as he shakes hands with the fans. Sundark snatches a cup of beer from the floor and drives the beer into the eyes of Mak. The LA native clutches his eyes while Sundark picks him up for a scoop slam but instead drives him ribs first to the ring pole. Sundark makes his way to the time keeper's table and snatches the hammer from his possession, he tucks it between his tights as he makes his way back to Mak. Sundark points to a couple of rowdy fans to the ref as he is distracted, he pulls out the hammer and attempts to strike Mak with the hammer but Mak catches him and drives Sundark's face onto the floor with a diamond cutter. Mak now has possession of the hammer and he glances at the ref whose still distracted and Mak drives the hammer into the crotch of Sundark!
Rob:"OH MY GAWD! That just wasn't right."
Ian:"Makaveli is really showcasing that vicious streak that he's notorious for. He's deadset on making this return to the business a succesful one."
Mak throws the hammer away as he slides Sundark back into the mat. Mak gets Sundark back to his feet whose still reeling from that crotch shot, Mak whips him to the corner as the whiplash effect has Sundark staggered. Mak slowly makes his way over there as he whips Sundark to the opposite corner again but this time he throws him with even faster velocity as Sundark topples face first onto the mat. Mak raises his right hand to the air as the crowd roars in approval, Mak picks the downed Sundark and places him in a fireman's carry position, he swings Sundark's body around and drops him chin first onto his shoulder. Hail Mary! Mak covers Sundark for the 1.2.3.
Ian:"That was certainly a dominating performance by the street fighting legend from LA."
Rob:"He showed that he is as tough as advertised, title holders better be aware of this man."
Winner: Makaveli
We cut to commercial and after that, we see a couple of cops snooping around backstage and they are asking for the location of Timothy Jones aka the Ladies Man. The Commissioner comes over and in his own helpful way asks the police officers what they're doing here.
Shin:"I didn't know we had donuts in tonight's dinner spread....Just kidding officers, what can I help with you with?"
The officers tell Shin that they have a warrant for Jones arrest for battery as they have a sworn testament from the young lady we saw earlier.
Shin:"Officers, I'd help you but I haven't seen Jones all night, infact no one's seen him even arrive but you do know that he has to wrestle on tonight's main event, I'd hate to disappoint these fans if you arrest him before he can add a couple more scars to his body. Heh heh."
The officers inform the Commissioner that if he finds anything to call this number, they give him a card and leave to investigate other parts of the building.
Shin:"Real helpful, they give me a card with 9-1-1- on it, this is where my tax dollars go to pay for these clusterfucks? I won't let those coppers get ahold of Jones, he can fry in the chair for all I care but he will wrestle tonight whether I have to push, pull or drag his sorry ass in that ring."
Shin walks away as we go back to ringside for a first blood match.
Amber:"The following is a first blood match! Introducing first, from Brockton, Massachussets, being led to the ring by Dimno and Haley, he is Domy."
"Praise" blares over the PA as Domy comes out to a nice ovation from the crowd but that is cut off immediately as a loud siren goes off and out comes Chad Carter with no music but just an annoying siren going off and the Nazi flag waving on the Underground-Tron.
