News/Rumors: 10/25/05 After the first Massacre has taken place everyone is on their toes trying to figure things out. Will Nightmare show up next week? Who was the Masked man who attacked Switchblade? Many speculate that the masked man is actually the same person who attacked Spiker after his match, yet others are claiming it to be a diffrent person. Who knows the truth? Also many people say that Nightmare has a plan for Pain next week. 10/18/05 Violent Streets came off well and was a huge success....Many people are wondering how the first massacre will live up to the hype. Will something big happen? only time will tell. Also it has been said that the apperances Nightmare made were not something that he was the only one behind. Also what will happen with PTH and Spiker? Are they ready to wrestle again? The rumor mills have been running rampant about one of them having a serious injury from violent streets. 09/25/05 Rumors are running rampant about the return of UVW! everyone is wondering what the violent revolution will hold. One thing is for sure though....Violent Streets will happen! It was the last ppv that was set to happen in UVW before the doors closed, and it promises to be big! What old names will resurface? What new ones will debut? There's only one way to tell and that is to stay tuned to the next violent innovation! Also it has yet ot be announced by the head office who opened UVW back up...was it Pain? Was it Matt Money?....is the Pain/Matt Money saga over? Only time will tell. AND....in other news.....it looks like the legendary Nightmare is STILL suspended, being the cause of the closing of UVW.
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MATCH OF THE WEEK: 10/25/05 Prime Time Heat Vs Switchblade 10/18/05 Prime Time Heat Vs Spiker in a Barbed Wire Ladder match for the UVW Violent Title
RP OF THE WEEK: 10/25/05 Prime Time Heat "Meet Your New UVW Champion" 10/18/05 Spiker "A return to Extreme (part 2)"
UVW Archives: 11/08/05 Fireworks explode as UVW’s Massacre comes on the air and the lights blink on and off while Loco by Coal Chamber echoes throughout the arena. The cameras zoom around the crowd as Dez and Hairy make their way to the announce position. Some signs are seen in the audience like: “I Rike Shawana” “Mike Is The Man” “Feel The Heat” “Pain in the ass” “I’m the masked man!” And “UVW=Crap” Awww…Man….not again! That’s right, Randy Orton is once again in the crowd protesting UVW. Orton holds his sign up high trying to get more attention but the cameras just cut to Dez and Hairy. Hairy: “Welcome back everyone to UVW Massacre! Tonight promises to be a hell of a show!” Dez: “That’s right. I can’t wait for the debut tonight of David Deviously! Not only that but Pain is sending armed security gaurds to get Nightmare and bring him into the arena. They will be face to face tonight and it promises to be explosive!” Hairy: “Not only that but The Violent title is on the line in a table match, The Masked Man will show up to face Switchblade who wants revenge, and Genocide is going to go one on one with Prime Time Heat…and if Genocide wins he gets a title shot at the next ppv!” Dez: “Speaking of the next ppv……UVW’s one night in hell takes place November 27th from Madison Square Garden! I can’t wait to see what is in store for that!” Hairy: “But in the meantime it’s time to start with our first match….a match that pits two UVW rookies against each other. The Blot….Taking on Jay “The Fallen Angel” Daniels.” Dez: “My Money is on The Blot!” Superbeast by Rob Zombie plays and Jay Daniels wastes no time getting to the ring. He sprints down the isle and slides in and starts yelling up the ramp while awaiting his opponent. Then Evolution by Motorhead hits and The Blot walks down to the ring. He walks into the ring and steps between the ropes. He stands on the other side of the ring and stares down Jay Daniels. Just then Violence Fetish by Disturbed plays and both men stop and look up the ramp with a confused look. Hairy: “What in the hell? That’s Anarchy’s music…..but he’s not in this match! His match isn’t until after this!” Dez: “Well it looks like he doesn’t want to wait because there he is!” The big man walks out and heads down to the ring. He steps over the top rope and looks at the two combatants. They both look confused. The Blot walks over and says something to Anarchy. Anarchy looks at him with anger in his eyes and then strikes with a hard right hand. He Kicks Blot in the gut and then runs over and clotheslines Jay Daniels. He then turns back and hits a big boot to Blots face. He picks The Blot up and hits him with an Anarchist Crunch. He then Grabs Blot and body presses him. He then throws him over the top rope and to the outside. He then Grabs Jay Daniels and hits an uppercut. He grabs him by the throat and hits an Anarchist Crunch over the top rope, to the outside, and Jay lands right on top of Blot! Hairy: “Holy Crap! Anarchy is clearing house!” Anarhcy Climbs to the outside of the ring and Throws Jay Daniels head first into the ring steps. He then grabs Blot and whips him into the protective barrier. He then goes over and starts punching blot in the forehead over and over. He then looks up and sees Randy Orton with his back to him in the front row. Orton is holding his anti-UVW sign up high. Anarchy grabs him from behind and pulls him over the guardrail. He hammers him with rights and lefts and then whips him into the corner pole. He then slides Randy Orton into the ring and follows in after him. The bell rings as this match begins. DING DING DING!!!! Dez: “Ok….i guess we’re skipping Blot vs Jay Daniels and going straight to the match between Anarchy, Randy Orton, and David Deviously!” Hairy: “I guess so…and keep in mind that this is an elimination match as well. The only thing I’m wondering is…where is Double D?” Anarchy whips Randy Orton in to the corner and follows him in with a hard clothesline. He then sets Orton up on the turnbuckle and hits him with an RKO off the ropes. Anarchy looks down at Orton and Spits. He lifts Ortons limp body up and hits him with an Anarchist crunch. (s)Ain't by Marilyn Manson hits the pa System and Anarchy takes his attention off of Randy Orton and stares down the ramp waiting for the third opponent in this match. Suddenly David Deviously attacks from behind. He hits Anarchy with some stiff clubbing blows to the back. He then turns Anarchy around and whips him to the ropes. He hits Anarchy with a running knee lift to the gut. He goes over and stomps on Anarchy and then drags him up to his feet. He hits a stiff closed hand punch to the jaw and then charges Anarchy with a shoulder to the gut, backing him up into the corner. He hits a few shoulders to the gut and then lifts Anarchy so he is sitting on the ropes. Double D climbs up the ropes and hits a DDT off the middle rope. Randy Orton finally makes it up to his feet. He runs at David Deviously who is standing near the ropes. David simply side steps and Randys own momentum sends him flying over the ropes. David Deviously walks over and picks Anarchy up. He hits Anarchy with a spinning elbow to the face. The big man staggers back against the ropes. DD Charges with a clothesline trying to send Anarchy over but Anarchy ducks. Anarchy takes a few steps forward as DD bounces off the ropes behind him. DD comes back with a big Bulldog to the monster. DD goes near the ropes and taunts to the fans. They boo him as he smiles. Randy Orton gets back in the ring and charges DD again. DD moves out of the way and Orton flies over the ropes on the other side of the ring. David Deviously goes over to Anarchy. He stomps on his kidney area a few times. Randy Orton Gets back into the ring and runs up behind DD. David Deviously turns around and while turning hits Orton in the face with his elbow. He looks down at Randy Orton and puts his foot on top of him. Ref:….1………..2…………3!!!!! Randy Orton has been eliminated! Now it is just David Deviously and Anarhcy, One on one! Anarchy makes it back to his feet while DD is pinning Orton. He hits David Deviously from behind. He hits a reverse ddt on him. Anarchy pulls DD up and whips him to the ropes. Anarchy goes for a back body drop but telegraphs it. DD hits a kick to Anarchys face followed with a clothesline. DD hits an elbowdrop and then picks Anarchy back up. He hits a hard bodyslam. He Grabs Anarchy again and hits a snap suplex. He pulls Anarchy up and hits a snapmare followed by a running neck snap. David Deviously calls for something but then someone runs into the ring. Hairy: “Wait…we’ve seen this guy before! That’s the Carnage guy that Double D has been exchanging words with!” Carnage runs into the ring and David Deviously turns around right into a super kick. The ref yells at him to get out of the ring…which he does…..but he just does it to get a steel chair. He then goes back into the ring with the chair. He picks Double D up and holds the chair behind his back. He then picks DD up with the chair behind him and hits a running powerslam on the chair. Carnage then leaves the ring and exits through the crowd. By this point Anarchy has made it up to his feet. He goes over and grabs David Deviously and then hits an Anarchist Crunch. Anarchy pins. Ref:……1……..2…….3!!!!!! DING DING DING! Pamela Pitstop: “Ladies and Gentlemen….the winner of this match….Uvw’s own Garbage man………ANARCHY!!!!” Violence fetish plays again as Anarchy celebrates on his way up the ramp and to the back. David Deviously finally makes it to his feet and looks around pissed off. He then takes off into the crowd looking for Carnage. Dez: “Well that certainly was interesting. Is Carnage even a part of UVW yet?” Hairy: “My sources have told me he is not. He has not signed a UVW contract yet and therefore has no business being out here tonight. And speaking of people who have no business being out here….I hear that Pain is going to be Face to Face with Nightmare….and that is NEXT!” UVW’s Tuesday Night Massacre is paid for by the follwing……. COMMERCIAL BREAK! Dez: “Ok everyone welcome back to the show! Now it is time to get down to business…..Nightmare is going to put Pain in his place!” Sic by Slipknot plays as UVW President Pain makes his way out to the ring. He has a bandage on his forehead. He gets in the ring and grabs the mic. Pain: “Hello everyone and welcome to Ultra Violent Wrestling here tonight! There is a lot to clear up here tonight. Now as you all know I have sent an armed security team to bring Nightmare here tonight and well it is ti…….” Pain gets cut off by another voice. The voice has a name….and that name is Switchblade. He steps out onto the stage. Switchblade: “WAIT WAIT WAIT! You have more to worry about tonight then Nightmare. You see Pain….I know that you are the masked man. And that cut on your head there is the proof. I saw when you smashed a glass over your head…now why don’t you just admit it? Come on asshole….We have been up and down the roads together…Man to man…Face to face….Tell me the truth!” Pain: “You know what jerkoff? No one interrupts me! NO ONE! Security…..come take this slap happy ass nut out of the arena until it’s time for his match!” Security comes out from backstage and surround Switchblade. They force him to the backstage area. Pain: “Now Switchass…..you want to know what happened to my head? You want to blame me for this shit!? Well I’ve got news for you man! I have a cut on my head because I got drunk last night….and met some hoochie at a bar. And well…we were doing the sideways monkey dance if you know what I mean….and I fell off the bed and hit my head on some weights that I had in my room! I have nothing to do with whoever this masked man is. He says he is an old friend of yours…..so I am sure we both know him…..but I have not talked to him and I do not know who it is. But it’s time to say screw Switch and get to the important part. Nightmare…..i know you’re backstage….get your ass out here!” The fans get silent as Pain waits…..and waits…..and waits….and waits some more….he waits…..still waiting……waits more…….still waits….hey guess what?.....STILL WAITING!...Nothing happens. Pain starts to look impatient when suddenly the violent-tron lights up with a shot of the backstage area. A security guard Is seen handing a production member a tape…a few seconds go by and the video takes over the screen. Nightmare is seen standing in the middle of a pitch black room. A Tombstone is in the middle of the room with the words “The Innovator” etched into the stone. Nightmare: “What’s the matter Pain? Disappointed? Did you really think that I was going to give in and let those security guards take me to you? Did you think I’d let them lead the lamb to the slaughter? The one that has brought you this tape is the last one that can walk. I suggest you do not send the sheep into the wolfs den again. Now as for you wanting me face to face…you’ve got it….at One Night in Hell……you and me….one on one…what do you say Pain?” The Video fades off as Pain stares at the screen. Pain: “Figures….a coward! That’s all he ever was! He just tries to intimidate people from a far. But he can’t back up his talk when it comes down to being in person. DO I accept the Nightmare challenge? You damn right I do! And it will be a match where if I win…you are suspended again! And if you win…well you can be President of UVW for a month! Then we’ll see who has the true power! So in a few short weeks Nightmare….i’ll see you in the ring!” Pain throws the mic down and starts to leave the stage. He gets near the curtain when suddenly a wooden baseball bat comes flying out from behind the curtain and explodes over Pains head. Pain passes out as Nightmare walks out from behind the curtain with a baseball bat Handle still in his hand. He looks down at Pain and Laughs and then yells “Who’s the coward now! Hope you enjoy the tombstone!” He then goes to the back as EMT’s tend to Pain. Hairy: “Well I can’t believe that! It seems that our next ppv has it’s first match announced! But in the mean time it looks like it’s time for our UVW Violent Title match!” Dez: “That’s right…as you can see tables have been set up all around the ring. The first person to put his opponent through a table becomes the UVW Violent Champion! Will Spiker Retain or will we see a brand new champ?” The lights go out and about two seconds pass. Then the lights come back on and Darkness is standing in the middle of the ring. Hairy: “Well it looks like darkness is wasting no time getting set for this match.” "Never Met A Motherf*cker Quite Like Me" by Kid Rock plays and Spiker comes out to the ring with his UVW Violent Championship. He walks up to the ring apron outside the ropes and stands there holding his title up for everyone to see. Darkness charges and hits Spiker with a boot to the face and Spiker falls down and through a table. Darkness grabs the Violent Title and holds it up above his head. Hairy: “Ummm what?.....uhhhh….does that count? The match hadn’t even started! Ummmm…..Well Darkness thinks he’s won but…..uhhh….i’m confused!” The Ref says something to Pamela Pitstop. Pamela: “Ladies and Gentlemen….the referee has informed me that since this match has not started yet that the table breaking does not count. Therefore this match WILL continue!” Just then Rising From Stuck Mojo Plays. Matt Money is seen on the Violent Tron. He has a bandage on his forehead. Matt Money: “Hold On Hold on! This is bull! I have been looking over the contract that both Spiker and Darkness have signed. And well. Nowhere on there does it state that they have to wait for the opening bell to win the match. As a legally binding document all it states is the first person to put his opponent through a table wins the match. Therefore…let me introduce to you, your new UVW Violent Champion….DARKNESS!!!” Darkness grabs his belt and runs to the backstage area before Spiker has a chance to get up. The fans all start to chant “Bullshit!” Matt Money: “Ok ok ok…and since there is such controversy over this decision…..I am announcing the second Match for UVW’s One Night In Hell……Spiker vs Darkness in a rematch for the UVW Violent Title. And it will be a “Loser faces Anarchy” Match. Since Anarchy has been on a roll as of late, and has been known for (taking out the trash) Whoever loses this matchup will be forced to Face Anarchy one on one directly after the closing bell! Hope you guys are ready!” Hairy: “Well it looks like One Night in Hell is starting to shape up now…..But what about this…We have a NEW Violent Champion! Only the 5th man to ever hold that belt! This is insane!” Dez: “Darkness earned that win and he deserves to be a champ! But speaking of things that have been earned…it’s time to see the ass Beating that Switchblade has earned!” Hairy: “He has NOT! He hasn’t done anything to deserve to be disrespected the way he has! I hope he destroys the masked man and then takes the mask off!” [A loud distorted guitar explodes over the PA System, as smoke pours out of the entry way. Red and white lights flicker around the arena as a single hooded figure appears at the top of the ramp.] "I got a problem with the snakes that are crawlin' Through my area when the darkness has fallen And Momma told me that they love to bite, They stab you in the back, no shame, that's right (What, what)" [Over the PA, the announcers voice raises above the music, identifying the hooded man.] Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING, WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS... THE XTREMIST......MIIIIIICCCCHAAAEELLLL MCCCOOOOORRRRMMMIIIIICCCCKKKKKK!!!!!! "I keep my distance cause they're makin' me crazy Stealin' from me, you know those fuckers are lazy My blood boils, fat turns to oil Step the fuck back or you'll get buried in soil!" [McCormick throws back his hood, revealing his white tipped brown hair, his blue eyes as cold as ice, staring forward. He walks with purpose towards the ring.] "Over drama, or you could sleep with the fishes My clutches are tight, and I'll take your last wishes One for your money, two for your girl Three for your life, now I fucked up your world!!!!" [The Violent Tron flashes a shot of McCormick drilling Nick Bower and Jacobias Discordia with a sledgehammer to the face.] "Do you like how it feels to be bit in the neck by the snake that kills? Do you know how it feels to be stabbed in the back then watch the blood spill?!" [Flash a shot of McCormick laying out Glori Allysin Rose in her own blood with the same sledgehammer and sadistic grin.] "I don't like how it feels, check it Do you know how it feels to be stabbed in the back then watch the blood spill? Break it down ..." [McCormick reaches the ring, and slides in, never once acknowledging the crowd. He slips out of his robe, and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and stares down anyone that his blue eyes will reach...] "Yo, it's kinda funny how you're runnin' your mouth man You're caught in a lie and then there's no way out, come on Betray your friends, and your peeps, and your family Livin' like a snake, livin like a bloody thief!" [Flash a shot of McCormick drilling Aerius Hyrule with "The Cutting Edge" in a Pit Match.] "Check my speech, cause it's deep like the sea From me to ya'll, then from y'all back to me, ha! Danger, danger, slay snakes like a ranger Military style fears God, not a stranger.." [McCormick gets down and heads to the opposite turnbuckle, getting up on it, and flipping off the crowd, spewing all sorts of obscenities from his mouth this time.] "Now tell me, tell me who's crew's sicker? Mine's sicker, get on your knees you be a dick licker One for your money, two for your girl Three for your life, now I fucked up your world Check it!" [Flash a shot of McCormick flying through the air with "Lethal Incision"] "Do you like how it feels to be bit in the neck by the snake that kills? Do you know how it feels to be stabbed in the back then watch the blood spill?" [McCormick gets down, and walks around the ring, eying his next victim.] Hairy: Wow McCormick looks like a million bucks tonight. Dez: Snap out of your little wetdream Hairy, because he's about to come face to face with his opponent. THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!!!!! [The arena lights dim.....] [ A silence falls over the crowd in anticipation.] [When suddenly the sound of static fills the arena.] [Followed by the sound of a women's scream.] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [And suddenly a voice breaks out within the darkness.] "Hahaha, remember Amy? Hahaha!" Hairy: WHAT AMY???!!!!!!!!!!!! Dez: OH MY GOD IT CAN'T BE.... [Suddenly the sounds of "In My Darkest Hour" by Megadeath begins to blare throughout the arena.] Hairy: SWEET JESUS IT'S...IT'S...... Dez: "GOLIATH" RICHARD TURNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [McCormick looks disturbed in the ring, he didn't count on this at all it appears.] Hairy: WAIT LOOK.... Dez: WHAT THE HELL [Suddenly from behind McCormick the mask man enters the ring and is standing directly behind Switchblade.] [A mic in hand the mask man speaks.] "HEY MIKE, GUESS AGAIN.....I'M NOT GOLIATH" [Switchblade turns around...to confront the mask man.] DEZ: OH MY GOD...A SPINNING SUPERKICK ON McCormick by the masked man Hairy: NO WAY...IT CAN'T BE IT JUST CAN'T BE [The mask man stands over a fallen McCormick after the viscious spinning superkick.] "Switch, old friend...this isn't over between us. For uVw has just been IMPACTED!" [The mask man drops the mic with a thud...before proceeding to leave through the crowd, the same way he came in.] Dez: “Ummmm……” Hairy: “What in the hell was that! Someone better get Switchblade some help!” Dez: “So….i guess that match is not happening then huh? Hmmmm” Hairy: “Well…I guess not…..Switch just finally made it to his feet and took off into the crowd…..So I guess it’s time for Champion Vs Champion…..UVW World Champion Vs OWF Heavyweight Champion! Prime Time Heat Vs Genocide! This one should be good!” The lights dim as "Outsider" by The Ramones is heard. The crowd suddenly explodes A camera angle is made near the entrance way. But, no one is seen. Within a few moments nothing happens. But, the fans at this point are hysteric. Beyond the curtain comes Genocide wearing a black leather jacket and torn shorts. He makes his way down the ramp. He doesn't look at anyone, not even the fans. His focus is primarily on the ring. He stands before the ring as he slides in. He kneels down on his knees for a moment as he looks side to side, looking at the fans. He stands up and walks over to his corner where he sits down in the corner waiting. Dez: “And there is the OWF Heavyweight Champion…..But he’s not in OWF right now! It’s time for a real fight!” U Not Like Me by “Fitty Cent” plays. Prime Time Heat comes out wearing the UVW World Title. He runs down to the ring and slides in. He looks at Genocide and does the thumb point taunt. Hairy: “And don’t forget that if Genocide wins this match he gets a title shot at One Night in Hell….this match however is non title!” The two men circle eachother and stare eachother down as they get set for this match. DING DING DING! The bell signifies the beginning of the match. PTH locks up with Genocide. PTH hits a kick to the gut to break it up. He then Hits a punch and backs Genocide up into a corner. He hits Genocide with a chop. Genocide looks pissed off and grabs PTH by the head and turns, tossing PTH into the corner. Genocide hits multiple chops and then sets PTH up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and hooks PTH for a superplex. PTH punches Genocide in the ribs a few times and then pushes him off. Genocide gets back up only to get hit by a cross body black by PTH. PTH gets up and pulls Genocide up. PTH hits a quick Knee lift and then a sweep to the legs taking Genocide down. PTH runs off the ropes and does a cartwheel moonsault to Genocide. He then gets up and locks Genocide into a side armbar. Genocide rolls over and makes it to a knee and then to his feet. PTH stays laying down and holding the arm bar. Genocide kicks PTH some and PTH is forced to let go. Genocide stomps down some more and then hits a knee drop to the face. He gets up and hits another knee right to PTH’s forehead. He then moves over to PTH’s side and hits a jumping knee drop to the ribs. Genocide picks PTH up and hits a standing dropkick. He then picks him up again and hits a stalling vertical suplex. Genocide picks PTH up again and hits a Russian Legsweep. He then locks on a boston crab. The ref checks if PTH gives up or not. Hairy: “Genocide is trying to show us that he has some technical skills here!” Dez: “But I think it’s way too soon to already be going for a win!” The ref checks a few times but PTH will not tap out. PTH starts crawling towards the ropes. He almost reached the ropes but then Genocide walks forward and drags PTH back to the middle of the ring with the boston crab. PTH looks like he’s about to tap but then he does a pushup followed with a forward roll. Genocide goes flying between the ropes and to the outside. PTH takes a few seconds to regroup and then sees Genocide on the outside of the ring. PTH goes for a baseball slide but Genocide side steps it. PTH slides to the outside of the ring and goes right on the attack with rights and lefts to the head of Genocide. PTH backs him up against the ring pole and then goes for a running right punch to the face but Genocide ducks. PTH’s fist collides with the ring pole and he grabs it and starts to scream. Hairy: “He may have just broken his hand there!” Genocide then kicks PTH in the gut and hits a Genocide DDT. He walks over to the time keeper position and grabs a steel chair as well as the bell hammer. He walks over to where PTH is. PTH is starting to get up. The ref is yelling at Genocide the whole time about the weapons. Genocide yells FINE! To the ref and gives him the steel chair. The ref walks over to the other side of the ring to drop it out of the ring. While the ref has his back turned Genocide takes the hammer and slams it into the head of PTH. He then drops it before the ref turns around. PTH starts to bleed from the head as Genocide rolls him back in. Genocide jumps over the top rope near the corner. He lands on the second rope on the other side of the corner and then jumps off with an Asai moonsault onto PTH. He pins. Ref:…….1………2……….Kickout! PTH kicks out and Genocide looks annoyed. He goes back to the outside and grabs the hammer again. He goes into the ring but the ref sees the hammer this time and takes it from Genocide. The ref takes it away as Genocide goes back over near PTH. PTH hits Genocide with a low blow while the ref isn’t looking. He then reaches into his tights and pulls out some brass knuckles. He gets up and goes over to Genocide who is on one knee now. PTH hits a stiff punch using the knocks to Genocides head. Genocide falls over as PTH puts the knucks back in his tights. PTH pins. Ref:…..1……….2……….Kickout! PTH gets up and we see that Genocide is busted open now. PTH walks around and goes to the outside. He grabs a chair and rolls back in. The ref starts yelling at PTH as Genocide gets up. Genocide yells to the ref that PTH has knucks in his tights. The referee looks at PTH and then reaches into his tights! Dez: “What the!? Our referee is feeling up our world champion!” Hairy: “Genocide is just trying to make sure this match is fair.” PTH drops the chair in surprise as the ref pulls the brass knuckles out of his tights. The ref throws them out of the ring and then starts yelling at PTH. The ref goes over to a security guy on the side to tell him to take the knucks and keep them out of the match. While he’s doing this Genocide grabs the chair that PTH dropped and hits PTH in the back with the chair. He throws it to the outside as the ref turns around. Dez: “Is that fair!? IS IT!? PTH deserves better then that!” Hairy: “Well he’s simply beating the champ at his own game.” Genocide takes PTH and whips him into the ropes. He hits PTH with a big spinebuster. He drags PTH up and then hits a stalling piledriver. He pins. Ref:……..1………….2………….Kickout! Genocide looks pissed off at that count. He looks at the ref angrily but then decides to ignore it. He goes over and hits a leg drop on PTH. Genocide thinks for a second and then goes to the outside of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair with barbwire wrapped all around it. He slides into the ring. The ref immediately takes it from Genocide. The ref turns around and Genocide hits him in the back of the head with a forearm smash. He grabs the barbwire chair from the fallen ref and waits for PTH to get up. PTH gets up just to get a barbwire chair to the head. Genocide then places the Barbwire chair on the mat. He picks PTH up and hits a Double Underhook Genocide DDT onto the chair. He goes to pin PTH but forgot that the ref is down. He goes over to try and wake the ref but PTH crawls over and low blows him. Genocide drops to his knees. PTH gets up and walks over to Genocide. He puts his head between his legs and pulls him up. He sets up for a powerbomb to Genocide and pulls him up. Genocide leans forward during this move and goes over PTH and dropkicks him in the back in a move that he calls “Merciful fate” PTH gets knocked into the ropes and then bounces backwards into genocide who landed rolling out of Merciful fate. He then grabs PTH and hits him with a Disasterpiece onto the barbwire chair. He pins and waits for a count. The ref takes forever to start a count because he is still out cold. But he finally comes to and starts a slow count… Ref:…………….1…………………………….2………………..Kickout! Genocide gets up pissed off at the ref. He gets in the refs face and starts yelling at him. The ref slowly finally makes it to his feet. Genocide keeps yelling at him. PTH runs up from behind and goes for the Heat Stroke. Genocide gets lifted into the air and then reverses the move into a small package. Ref:…….1……..2…….3!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!!!! Pamela Pitstop: “And the winner of this match! And new Number one Contender to the UVW World Title…..The OWF Heavyweight Champion……..GENOCIDE!!!!” Hairy: “Oh my god! Genocide just beat our world champ! That means at One Night in Hell it will be a rematch….Genocide Vs Prime time Heat!.....and I’m being told over my headset, to prevent the use of weapons outside of the ring…that it’s going to be a cage match!” Dez: “Well we have one Massacre left before the PPV! Lets see how things pan out! I’d love to stay and go over all of the amazing action we have just seen but our air time is out! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!!!” -FADE TO BLACK- 10/25/05 Uvw’s Massacre snaps onto the air eminating from the luxourious Tucson Convention Center in Tucson Arizona, The home of UVW’s Weekly Television Show. There is a quick announcement that UVW will be coming live Nov 27th from Madison Square Garden in New York on PPV for UVW’s One Night In Hell. That is definitely big news as that venue has always been the place to push the envelope. Loco By Coal Chamber plays as the lights flash on and off and some pyros go off around the stage. The cameras catch some of the interesting signs at ringside like: “Spiker=The Man!” “Year of the Heat” “The End” “I want Beer” “Violence is wrong!” ….what?......oh not again! It looks like Randy Orton this time is at ringside protesting! Dez and Hairy make their way to their seats the show is set to kick off. This show doesn’t waste any time starting off with a bang either. Sic by Slipknot plays and Pain comes stomping out to the ring. He rolls in without even waiting for Pamela Pitstop to introduce him. He grabs the mic from her and tells her to get the hell out of the ring. He looks down at Randy Orton. Pain: “NO…..NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! We aren’t going through this bullshit again! Look Orton….I don’t’ give a damn if you and Prime Time Heat think you can stop the violence around here…..You aren’t freaking protesting on MY show! NO NO NO!!!!! Put the freaking sign down and get back in the locker room and get ready for your match!” Randy Orton just turns his back to Pain and holds the sign up to the crowd. Pain throws the Mic down and leaves the ring quickly. He jumps the barrier and walks up behind Orton. He hooks him from behind and drops down locking him into the Innovation. Pain pulls up and starts screaming as Orton tries waving his hand around to signal a tap out. Pain does not let go as he pulls harder. After awhile Pain lets go of the hold and shoves Ortons face down into the protest sign. He then goes back into the ring and Grabs a Mic while Medics attend to Orton. Pain: “Drag his ass out of here and take him back stage! Be sure to wake him up….He still has a match tonight! Oh…and Randy….incase you can still hear me….Since you like Violence so much, Your match tonight……Is a Hardcore Match! Enjoy Randy!” The Fans erupt in cheers as they love anything involving Violence. Dez: “How about that! What a huge announcement! Spiker Vs Randy Orton Tonight in a Hardcore Match!” Hairy: “If Orton wins that I would have to believe he’d be number one contender for the Violent Title!” Pain: “Now…onto business. First off….As was announced on this show….our next ppv, One Night In Hell, is scheduled to take place on Nov 27th. With this being a special show, at a special place, it will DEFFINATELY need a special match! And that match will be involving none other then The Innovator himself…ME! Pain….going one on one with…well…..i haven’t decided that part yet. But it will be Pain Vs Someone in….hmmm….how about we go for a match that I made famous….a Violent Rules match! And that opponent will be named by next weeks show! Now onto other business. Nightmare…..The man who was, and still is suspended from Ultra Violent Wrestling. Not only did you show your face at Violent Streets….but you did it twice! It’s obvious it was meant to target me. I mean first you get involved in the Violent Title match, knowing what that title means to me. And THEN you cost me the Ultra Cage match! You cost me ANOTHER UVW World Title reign! So I ask you Nightmare…why? WHY!?...now I know you’re suspended so you can’t come out an answer me at this moment…..but I will send a special security guard to get you next week and bring you to the arena. And there we will meet face to face…and you will explain yourself…and then you will be once again banished from the UVW! Just remember…you don’t EVER step foot in this ring unless the boss tells you to! And if you think….” Pain gets cut off when the violent-tron lights up and a familiar voice cuts him off. It is none other then his mirror image, Matt Money. Matt Money: “Pain…when will you ever learn? Huh? I told you at Violent Streets that I would do something that you can not afford. Now Nightmare is one of the people responsible for UVW closing before due to all of the costs of legal expenses. And now with you opening UVW with your own money and not relying on mine…..well…..Now you have to pay all legal fees as well. This is something that only I could afford, so you’re screwed now! And hey Pain…..just think about one thing…..You said that Nightmare can’t step foot into a ring without the boss telling him to…..Well….As 51% owner of UVW….I AM THE BOSS!” When Matt Money says that Nightmare slides into the ring behind Pain. Nightmare is holding a chair that is wrapped in barbwire. He hits Pain across the back with it! Hairy: “My God! That bastard is here! And it looks like Matt Money is behind it all!” Pain falls to the ground as Nightmare slams the chair into him over and over and the barbwire tears into his flesh. Nightmare picks Pain up and actually hands the barbwire chair to him. He takes a few steps back and super kicks the chair right into Pains face. Medics and Officials and Security all make their way down the ramp. Nightmare slides out of the ring and runs through the crowd as everyone else makes it into the ring. He leaves the area as Pain is attended to. Dez: “Well that certainly wasn’t expected!” Hairy: “Something has to be done about this whole Nightmare thing! But anyways….we don’t have time to dwell over stuff like that. Pain has been dragged off by Medics and it’s time for our first match to start!” Violence Fetish by Disturbed plays over the PA. Pamela Pitstop: “Ladies and Gentlemen….making his way down to the ring. Standing 7 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at an amazing 376 lbs……ANARCHY!” The crowd cheers as UVW’s Biggest enforcer comes out to the ring. Anarchy walks up onto the ring apron and then steps over the top rope. He awaits his two opponents when they suddenly run in from the crowd and attack Anarchy from behind. The bell rings as Pamela Pitstop gets out of the ring before Jay Daniels and The Blot hit her too. Jay Daniles and Blot hit Anarchy from Behind a few times but Anarchy just shrugs them off. He whips Blot into the ropes and connects with a big boot. Jay Daniles jumps on him from behind but Anarchy grabs his head and just flips him over his shoulder. Anarchy grabs Blot by the throat and then hits him with an Anarchist Crunch! He then picks Jay Daniels up and hits an Anarchist crunch on him right ontop of the fallen Blot. Anarchy covers the two man pile with one foot. Ref:……….1………2……..3!!!!! Pamela Pitstop: “And here is your winner…..ANARCHY!” The Crowd Cheers as Anarchy drags his two opponents to the edge of the ring. Anarchy gets out of the ring and then grabs them both on his shoulders. He then walks to the back carrying both men. Dez: “Wow….not only did he dominate them….but he’s cleaning the ring for our next match…..what a nice guy!” Hairy: “Ummm I don’t know if Anarchy and Nice really go in the same sentence…..But I guess we can just jump right into our next match since he did clear the ring!” Dez: “Yes, this next match should be good. It’s Pitting Randy Orton against Spiker.” Hairy: “And man is there a grudge in this match. Randy Orton not only ALMOST cost Spiker the violent title at Violent Streets, but he’s also the one that brought out the table that Spiker went through at the end of the show when he went flying off the top of the triple cage.” Dez: “Not only that but Pain has made this match a Hardcore match due to Ortons protesting.” Hairy: “Yes, and the last place you want to be in UVW is in a hardcore match against our Violent Champion!” Pamela Pitstop: “This match is a non title match and is scheduled for one fall! It is also a hardcore match which means there will be no disqualification, no count outs, and pinfalls count ANYWHERE!” *Fans Cheer* Pamela Pitstop: “Introducing first…The UVW Violent Champion….Spiker!” Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me by Kid Rock plays as the Violent Champ makes his way out to the ring. The crowd goes wild for him as he holds the title up high. Hairy: “He was the last UVW Violent Champion…and he is now the current. Spiker is now a 2 time UVW Violent Champion! Something that Pain is the only other man that can claim that feat!” Dez: “Speaking of feet….how about washing yours man?....I can smell them from here!” Randy Ortons theme hits and He comes out to the ring holding up a porotest sign. He gets to the ring and puts the sign down before entering. He stands across the ring staring down at Spiker. Pamela Pitstop: “And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri…..weighing in at 245 Lbs….The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!” *DING DING DING* The two men stare eachother down for a second and then Orton goes for a lockup. Spiker ducks and Slides under Ortons legs. He gets up behind Orton who is confused for a second and Spiker hits him with a dropkick to the back of Ortons knee. Orton drops to one knee and Spiker runs up and hits a bulldog, driving his face down to the canvas. Spiker picks Orton up and hits an elbow to the face. He then backs Orton up to the ropes and whips him. When Randy comes back Spiker hits him with a Manhattan Drop. Orton stumbles back a second holding his “lower abdomen” and Spiker takes him down with a snap dropkick. Spiker picks Orton up and hits him with a European uppercut. He then kicks Orton in the gut and hits him with a double arm DDT. He pins Orton. Ref:…….1……..2…….Kickout! Suddenly Genocide is seen running into the ring. He walks up to Spiker and stares him down. Randy Orton gets up behind Genocide and they both stare Spiker down. Spiker looks ready for a fight but Genocide turns and hits Orton with a stiff clothesline. He then looks down at Orton, Shakes his head, and walks out of the ring and leaves through the crowd. Dez: “What in the hell was that all about!?” Spiker looks upset and confused at the same time but he walks over and locks Randy Orton into a rear chin lock. He wrenches it in tight for a few seconds before pulling Orton up. He then lets go and hits a forearm to the kidneys of Orton. He then hits him with a belly to back suplex. Spiker gets up and stomps on Orton a few times before going to the outside and getting a chair. By the time Spiker gets back in the ring Orton is back up to his feet. He charges at Spiker and goes for a clothesline but Spiker ducks. Orton turns to get a chair in his gut followed by a ruthless chair shot to the head! Spiker sets the chair standing up in the middle of the ring. He then grabs Orton. He holds him up for a gutbuster but instead of dropping him down stomach first onto his knee he drops him onto the chair causing it to fold under the pressure. Spiker then taunts to the crowd. He then goes to the outside of the ring and finds a table. He slides it into the ring and sets it up near a corner. He then drags Orton over to the corner and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Spiker climbs up with him and hits a Spike Stunner from the top rope through the table that was set up! Spiker pins Orton. Ref:……1………2……..3!!!! Spikers music plays as he goes outside of the ring and grabs the UVW Violent Championship. He starts walking up the ramp when suddenly the lights go out. Hairy: “What the!? What the hell is going on now!?” When the lights come back on Spiker is laid out and his forehead is bleeding. Medics come out from the back and aren’t sure if they should tend to Spiker or Randy Orton. They then decide to take Spiker as he is bleeding profusely. Randy Orton ends up having to crawl to the back on his own. He gets halfway up the ramp but then Anarchy walks out. He goes and picks Randy Orton up. He then grabs him by the throat and hits him with an Anarchist Crunch. He then picks Randy Ortons lifeless body up and carries it to the back. Dez: “Ummm…..well……that was sure interesting.” Hairy: “I don’t know what the hell just happened….Spiker won the match…he was attacked by someone in the dark…..Orton was already destroyed and Anarchy came out and made things even worse for him….it’s just all out insanity!” Dez: “Well…..that was crazy….but I guess all we can do is move on. Pamela Pitstop is in the ring and we’re ready to start another match.” Pamela Pitstop: “Our next match is a re-match from the last OWF Heavyweight Championship match. It will be for one fall. Introducing first….6 feet tall….234 Lbs….From Battle Creek Michagan…..Genocide!” The lights dim as "Outsider" by The Ramones is heard. The crowd suddenly explodes. A camera angle is made near the entrance way. But, no one is seen. Within a few moments nothing happens. But, the fans at this point are hysteric. Beyond the curtain comes Genocide wearing a black leather jacket and torn shorts. He makes his way down the ramp. He doesn't look at anyone, not even the fans. His focus is primarily on the ring. He stands before the ring as he slides in. He kneels down on his knees for a moment as he looks side to side, looking at the fans. He stands up and walks over to his corner where he sits down in the corner waiting. Pamela Pitstop: “And his opponent….at 6 feet 11 inches tall…..weighing in at 318 Lbs. and hailing from Death Valley…..Darkness!!!” Overburdened By Disturbed plays as Darkness comes to just to be met with a chorus of boos. Darkness makes his way into the ring and the ring bell goes off. The two men stare at each other and Genocide charges. He tries to lock up with Darkness but Darkness just swats him down with a forearm smash to the back. He hits him a few more times but then Genocide gets back up to one knee, then to his feet…and then he runs a shoulder into the gut of Darkness and pushes him into the corner. He hits a few shoulder smashes to the midsection. Genocide hits 4 quick chops in a row on Darkness. Genocide then climbs up the turnbuckles and then hits 10 quick punches to Darkness’s head. He then grabs him by the head and falls back hitting Darkness with a Underhook Genocide DDT. Genocide goes up the turnbuckle to the top rope and faces towards Darkness. He then jumps off hitting a perfect 450 splash. Genocide then hits a knee drop to Darkness’s face. He then picks Darkness up and whips him into the ropes. When Darkness comes back Genocide hits a powerslam. Genocide picks him back up and hits a stalling piledriver. Genocide gets up and waits for Darkness to get up. He walks up behind him and hooks him. Hairy: “Wait for it….Wait for it…..THERE IT IS! Genocide just hit Darkness with The Disasterpiece! What an impact!” Dez: “Wait…..why is he not pinning him?....what’s he going to look under the ring for?” Genocide goes to the outside and gets a pane of glass out from under the table. He then slides it into the ring followed by two chairs. He slides in and sets both chairs up. Genocide looks down at Darkness with a smirk. He then grabs the glass pane and sets it up on the chairs. He walks over and grabs Darkness. He hooks him and hits The Disasterpiece again this time right through the glass! HE PINS! Hairy: “I can’t believe we just saw that!” Genocide pins Darkness. Ref:……1……..2……..3!!!! DING DING DING!!!! Dez: “Oh Wow! I was not expecting this to end so quickly! Genocide has beaten Darkness again!” Genocide celebrates before making his way through the crowd. Then the scene switches to backstage where Scott Matthews and Matt Breaker are sitting back with a cameraman focused in on them. Matt Breaker: “Hello everyone. We are here today to address the UVW Audience and the President who is known as Pain. We were asked by Matt Money to make an appearance…so here we are!” Scott Matthews: “Now Mr. Money…Our Mentor, has asked us here tonight to make sure that everything is fair in the Switchblade Vs Prime Time Heat match scheduled for tonight. As Majority owner of UVW Mr. Money has a large interest in this match. I mean after all….Not only is PTH The UVW World Champion….But he also is the head of the Anti-UVW Movement. And in fact he is so interested in the outcome of this match up that he has put up $20,000.00 of his own money…..and the winner of the match will be rewarded with that bonus on their pay check. But to make sure that everything is fair and just…he has Banned Pain and Spiker both from ringside as they both have reason to get involved in this. And also they have named Myself, Scott Matthews, Referee for the match…and Guest Ring Announcer for the match will be none other then Mr Main Event himself….Matt Breaker! So with that being said…let the fun begin!” The camera cuts back to ringside as Rising by Sutck Mojo plays. Both Matt Breaker and Scott Matthews make their way out to the ring. Dez: “Well this certainly makes our main event more interesting! 20 G’s on the line, Spiker and Pain both banned from Ringside, AND a special referee and ring announcer.” Hairy: “I don’t know…something smells fishy about this!” Matt Breaker: “Ladies and GENTELMEN!!!!.....For those of you who do not know ME!!! I am…MAIN EVENT……MATT BREAKER!!!! And the referee for tonights BOUT…..None other then my good FRIEND!.....He’s Legendary…He’s extraordinary…..He’s far from ordinary......Mr. SKYHIGH……SCOTT MATTHEWS!!!!! This match tonight is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!! And it will be a non title match with 20 thousand dollars on the line!!! Don’t forget…Pain…Spiker….Stay the hell away from the ring!.....Now…onto the participants to this match…..First I would like to introduce The first ever UVW Champion…..SWITCHBLADE!!!” Snakes by Papa Roach plays as the UVW Legend makes his way into the ring. Then U not like Me by 50 cent plays as PTH makes his way down to the ring holding his UVW World Heavyweight title. Matt Breaker: “And his OPPONENT…..The CURRENT UVW World Heavyweight Champion…..PRIME…..TIME…..HEAT!!!!!” PTH does the thumb point as Matt Breaker introduces him. Then he rolls into the ring and Scott Matthews calls for the opening bell. DING DING DING!!!! Hairy: “Well it’s time to see what these men have…this truly is a clash of the champions!” Dez: “That’s true….the first ever champ against the current champ! This should be good!” The Two men circle each other and then try to get things started with a collar/elbow tie-up. They end up just pushing eachother out of the tie up. They go for another one and PTH puts Switchblade in a side headlock. He rolls behind into a hammerlock. Switch reverses into a hammerlock of his own. He then switches from the hammerlock to a side headlock on PTH. PTH Throws Switchblade into the ropes who comes back with a quick shoulder block. Switchblade runs off the ropes and comes back to a leapfrog by PTH, he comes back off the other side and gets hit with a big Japanese arm drag. PTH Quickly hooks on an arm bar. PTH slowly picks Switch up by the arm and hits an elbow to the back of the head. He then locks in another side headlock. Switchblade pushes PTH into the ropes and whips him to the other side. On the way back PTH hits a hard clothesline. He keeps running to the ropes, But Switch gets back up and hits Prime Time with a high Back Body Drop. PTH Quickly makes it to his feet, And gets nailed with an arm drag and an arm bar by Switchblade. Hairy: "Well it's obvious that we have two very equally matched men in the ring. This is starting to shape up to be one of the great UVW main events that we should always come to expect." Switchblade presses PTH’s arm against the canvas and hits a big knee to it. And then another, He wrenches up on PTH’s arm trying to get him to submit. Dez: "It's WAY too early to be using submission moves at this point. I think Switchblade is just full of himself." Hairy: “Yeah I’m sure HE is the one full of himself….Not Prime Time Heat!” PTH turns and makes it to one foot. He hits an elbow to Switches midsection And then tosses him off the near rope. When Switch comes back PTH hits a back elbow smash taking Switchblade off his feet. PTH walks around the ring real quick as Switchblade gets back up. PTH walks towards him just to get a hard slap right to the face. Switchblade then hits a running forearm smash to Take PTH down. He then drops to his knees and starts to pound away on the head of PTH. After a few punches he Brings PTH back up to his feet. He Hits a high knee to the midsection, Followed by a knee lift to the face of PTH. He then picks PTH up and backs him up against the ropes. He hits a hard right punch as referee Scott Matthews yells at him about using a closed fist. Then a quick Back Chop. Hairy: "Shades of the great Ric Flair there." Dez: "Great? what is he great for? Having saggier boobs then my grandma!? And also when the hell did we start not allowing closed fists?" Hairy: “I think since Scott Matthews was assigned to this match.” Switchblade Hits two more Knife-Edge chops as the fans chant WOOOO! He then irish whips PTH against the far ropes. PTH ducks a clothesline by Switch and Keeps running. He Hooks his arm around the far rope to stop him. Switch runs at him only to meet a solid right hand. Switchblade gets up and meets another taking him off his feet. And again. The Third time Switch gets up PTH takes a few steps back, Gives a quick triple thumb point, Then hits a running punch to Switches forehead. He quickly jumps on Switchblade and Starts laying in some quick punches to his skull. They both get up and PTH Whips Switchblade into the ropes and bends down for a back body drop. Switchblade comes back with a kick to PTHs face. PTH Stumbles back and Switch Charges going for a clothesline. PTH Catches his arm and sets up for a Side Effect. But Switchblade backs out of it and Irish Whips PTH. When PTH comes back Switch hits a drop toe hold and goes for a submission move, But PTH wiggles away and gets to the ropes. PTH gets up on the Apron But Switchblade Runs at him and Cross Bodies him all the way down to the floor. Switch kicks Prime Time a few times while he's down. Then he picks him up and smashes his head into the steel steps. PTH Stumbles around and slides back into the ring. Switchblade Climbs up onto the apron and onto the top turnbuckle. He waits for PTH to get to his feet, then jumps off nailing a flying hurriacanranna. Switch goes for a pin. Ref:..........1................2.............kickout! Hairy: "hmmmm that seemed a little like a slow count to me!" Dez: “I think you’re high Hairy-ass!” Switchblade drags PTH up by the head and then hits a elbow Smash to the back of PTHs cranium. PTH Drops to one knee, and Switchblade backs up and then hits a running drop kick to the ribs of PTH. He Then picks up PTH and goes for a punch but PTH Blocks it. PTH hits a right of his own. And then two more, He whips Switchblade into the near ropes and Switch rebounds with a flying spin kick to the face. PTH Falls to his back and Switch goes for another cover. Ref: ..................................1.......................Kickout! Switch gets PTH back to his feet and once again slaps him. Hairy: "He's just toying with the man now!" He backs PTH into the corner and hits three more back chops. PTH has a sudden burst of energy and grabs Switch by the throat and forces him around and into the corner. PTH hits three really fast chops in a row followed by a hard right hand. He then Whips Switch to the opposite corner. Switchblade reverses the whip and PTH smashes back first into the corner. PTH stumbles forward a few steps and gets hit with a super kick by Switchblade. Switch Pins again. Ref:.............................................1...................................................2............kickout! Hairy: “God damn these slow counts are getting annoying! Someone needs to teach Scott Matthews how to count!” Switchblade picks PTH up and hits a hard back breaker. He then raises PTH up once more and hooks him into a double Underhook. He raises PTH up and hits a double underhook backbreaker. Switch runs off the ropes slowly and comes back with a big leg drop, Hulk Hogan style. He lays across him on his back for a pin. Ref:.....................................................1……………………………........2........... PTH reverses it into a crucifix pin on Switchblade Ref:...1....2...Kickout! Hairy: “What the hell!? Then he does a quick count for PTH!?” Dez: “What are you talking about? Damn….must be the shrooms!” Both men start to get up But Switchblade makes it to his feet a lot quicker. Switch hits a running dropkick to PTHs ribs once again before PTH can finish getting up. Hairy: "Switch is obviously trying to wear down Prime Time Heats Midsection and Back for a big move off the ropes.” Dez: “And how do you know that Mr. Wizard?” Hairy: “It’s common sense! DUH!” Switch Walks up behind PTH as he tries to make it to his feet. Switch starts to taunt PTH and kick him lightly in the back of the head. Switch Drags PTH up who is pretty much just dead weight, and he hits another chop to back PTH against the ropes. He whips PTH in, But PTH rebounds by coming off of his feet, high into the air, and hitting a big flying clothesline. PTH waits for Switch to get back up and charges in. But Switch sidesteps PTH and hits a flapjack onto him sending PTH down Neck first onto the top rope. Both men fall for a second, But Switchblade makes it back to his feet. Switch picks PTH up and hits a modified body slam. Switch climbs up to the top rope Slowly. When he makes it there PTH lunges off of his knees and into the ropes, Causing Switchblade to fall onto the turnbuckle in a very painful way. Dez: "Well I think that just ruined Switches Night! I guess I’ll just have to take on all of his groupies on my own." Hairy: "You disgust me, Just call the match dammit!" PTH Punches Switch as he sits on the top turnbuckle and the fans start to BOO as PTH Screams something in the face of Switchblade. PTH climbs to the 2nd rope and hits Switch with a big superplex. Both men are down and the referee starts his ten count. Ref:.......1......2......3....4....5....6.....7......8.... .9...... Both men make it to their feet just in time. Switchblade Charges at PTH But PTH Blocks the punch and hits one of his own. Switch Tries again and PTH again counters, this time with three stiff punches. He then Whips Switch off the ropes and connects with a high Belly to Belly throw. Switch gets back up and runs at PTH, and PTH hits a big Samoan drop. PTH goes for the Pin. Ref:.....1.......2........Kickout!!! Dez: “Let me guess…you think that was a quick count too?” Hairy: “Hell yes I do!” Both men slowly get up. PTH hits another punch and goes to whip Switchblade. But Switch reverses into a short arm clothesline. Switch Walks forward and taunts the crowd some, But PTH kicks up behind him. He Runs up from behind and sends Switch over the top rope with a clothesline to the back of the head. Switchblade rolls forward and hits the announce table. Hairy: "Well it looks like the action is right in front of us here!" Dez: "Screw that! if they come any closer I'm getting the hell out of here! I have to look out for my best interest!" PTH follows Switch out and Slams his head onto the announce table. Dez can be seen cowering in the corner on his chair. He smashes Switches head into the table again and Switch falls onto the table and rolls over onto it. Dez and Hairy take a few steps way from the table. PTH grabs Switch and rolls him back into the ring. PTH slides back in and starts stomping on Switchblade. PTH goes for a big punch but Switch blocks it and hits two of his own. Switchblade goes for a clothesline but PTH ducks and Switch just spins around really fast. PTH hits a quick kick to the gut followed by a big DDT and a kickup. The fans go crazy. PTH goes for a pin. Ref: ....1.....2.....Kickout! PTH picks Switch up and hits a Float over Suplex into a pin. Ref:...........1...........2..........Kickout! Switchblade gets up and Hits PTH with few chops and then whips PTH, But PTH Reverses The Whip. When Switch Comes back PTH reaches to the back of Switches head and tosses him over the ropes to the outside. PTH goes to the outside and Picks Switch Up. He tosses him back into the ring and goes for a pin. Ref:.......1.............2...........Kickout! Hairy: "PTH is going for many pins here. He must be getting desperate for a win." PTH picks Switch up and Hits a snapmare, Followed by an elbow to the collarbone as Switch sits on the canvas. PTH locks on a rear chin lock. He holds the move for awhile trying to drive the air out of Switchblades lungs. Referee Scott Matthews checks Switches arm twice, but on the third try Switch gets a rush of energy and pops up to his feet. He hits an elbow to the midsection and a right hand to PTH. He then whips PTH into the ropes and goes for a dropkick but PTH holds onto the ropes and Switchblade falls to his back. Prime Time Heat grabs Switches legs and Catapults him into the corner face first. Switch turns around just to get met with a hard clothesline. PTH picks Switch up and forces him back into a corner. He places Switchblade on the top rope and hits a quick jab to the face. PTH climbs up looking for another superplex but Switch punches PTH in the gut, and then in the Face. Switchblade pushes PTH off of the ropes and to the canvas. PTH gets up and gets nailed with a missile Dropkick off the top rope. Both men lay motionless for a moment. Ref:......1........2......3.....4......5......6.......7.....8.....PTH makes it to his feet. Switchblade gets up and PTH goes to punch him but Switch reverses and hits a left hook. PTH tries another punch but Switch reverses with a back chop. Switchblade hits another chop and tosses PTH into the ropes, PTH reverses the whip but Switch comes back with a spinning back elbow. Switchblade runs off the ropes as PTH rises and he hits a jumping shoulder block. Switchblade runs to the ropes again as PTH gets up and Switch hits a swinging neck breaker to PTH. Prime Time Heat gets back up only to get hit with a huricanranna, Switch turns it into a pin. Ref:................................1...........................................2................................Kickout! Hairy: “Not back to these slow counts! GOD DAMMIT!” Switchblade stomps on PTH more and picks him up. He tries to whip PTH into the corner but PTH reverses. Switchblade hits sternum first and stumbles backwards a few steps. PTH goes for a belly to back suplex but Switchblade backflips out of it and lands on his feet. PTH charges for a clothesline but Switch catches him, Ducks behind him, and hits a Heat Stroke onto PTH He goes for the pin. Ref:...........................................1.................................2................................KICKOUT!!! Both men lay on the floor for a bit. Switchblade rolls to a sitting position and is visibly upset. He doesn't seem to know what to do. Switch slowly gets to his feet using the ropes. PTH gets to one knee and Switchblade runs up behind him and hits a modified bulldog. Switch stands above PTH and starts kicking his arm. He then looks into the crowd with an intense stare. Dez: "What could Switchblade be thinking!?" Switchblade goes up to the top rope really quickly and goes for the Lethal Incision. PTH rolls out of the way and Switch crashes down onto the canvas. Both men lay there for a little bit but then get to their feet around the same time. Switchblade goes to Kick PTH but PTH catches his foot and hits a dragon leg whip. PTH gets up quickly and locks Switchblade into The Heatwave. Switch slowly but surely inches his way to the ropes and the ref takes his time with a 5 count but finally makes PTH break the hold. Switchblade rolls to the outside and PTH follows him. PTH hits a stomp and then looks sadistically at the Spanish announce table. Hairy: "Uh oh....we all know about wrestling and Spanish announce tables! LOOK OUT GUYS! Cuidado!" PTH pulls the monitors off the table and drags Switch onto the table. PTH climbs up with him And sets him up for a Heat Stroke. He picks Switch up and they go crashing through the table!!! Hairy: "I can't believe this! Both men are broken in half!" Both men try to catch their breath. PTH gets to his feet after awhile and he drags Switchblade to his knees and hits a punch to the face. He rolls Switch into the ring. PTH Rolls in and looks down at Switchblade. Suddenly Switch kicks up and is back to his feet. PTH looks at him for a second and Switch charges hitting elbows to PTH’s head. He takes a few steps back and runs in at PTH. But PTH hits a big Spine Buster. And walks around to Switches head. He raises an eyebrow and kicks PTH’s arm. He then takes his elbowpad off and tosses it into the crowd. HE runs back and forth and is about to hit the peoples elbow when Switchblade grabs his leg and trips him. He then locks on a sharpshooter. Hairy: “That’s what Prime Time gets for trying to steal a move from the WWE! That cocky son of a …..” Dez: “Hey! Watch what you say about him! He’s a star!” Prime Time Heat screams in pain. And almost reaches the ropes but Switch then steps forward a few steps. Suddenly a man in a ski mask and a black trench coat runs out of the crowd with a 2x4 wrapped in Razor Wire. He hits Switch in the back of the head with it and Switchblade falls limp. Prime Time Heat gets up and slowly makes it to his feet. He gives the masked man a strange look as the man holds out his hand to shake it. PTH looks at him for a second confused, but then he shakes the mans hand. Then the Masked man runs out of the ring and leaves through the crowd. Hairy: “What the hell was that!? And why has The referee not stopped this match!?” Dez: “I think it’s because Scott Matthews knows just how important this match is!” PTH walks over to where Switch is but Switchblade rolls him up in a small package. Scott Matthews doesn’t even make a count. Switch lets go and both men get up. Switchblade Kicks PTH in the gut and hits the cutting edge! He pins but Scott Matthews still isn’t counting. Hairy: “What the hell!? This just isn’t fair!” Dez: “Since when is UVW Fair!?” Switchblade gets up and goes over to Scott Matthews. He starts yelling in his face. He pushes Scott Matthews and Scott Matthews calls for the bell. Matt Breaker rings the bell and Announces that PTH has won due to Switchblade being Disqualified for assaulting an official. Switchblade yells that he’ll show Scott Matthews an Assault. The two men start trading punches but then Matt Breaker rolls into the ring with a chair. He hits Switch from behind and then Scott Matthews hits a Sky High on Switchblade. He then climbs the ropes and jumps off hitting Switchblade with a High Impact. The two men celebrate and try to get PTH back up while the show fades away. Hairy: “Ladies and Gentlemen….don’t miss us next week!!!!!” 10/16/05 Static fades into a live shot of the crowd packed inside of the United Center in Chicago IL. The crowd is going crazy for what just happens to be one of the greatest events in the history of wrestling. This blood thirsty crowd can not wait to see the insanity that is about to unfold. They want action, they want VIOLENCE! The audience waits in anticipation when suddenly the lights in the arena dim. They all get silent and then Sinner by Drowning pool plays over the PA System. The lights start flashing Red and White as the fans begin to go crazy. The cameras zoom around the crowd as Ultra Violent Wrestling returns live to Pay Per View! A few signs are zoomed up on in the crowd. Some of them read things such as “I want Blood” “Feel the Heat” “Switchblade=Champ” “Violence is Bad!” “I’ve got wood” And….wait…….Violence is bad?....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? The camera pans back to that particular sign and it Is in the front row. It is held by none other then UVW’s own Prime Time Heat! PTH Raises his sign high into the air and points at it. The music slowly dies down and the fans settle but then Sic By Slipknot begins to play and everyone stands up again. The harsh vocals of Corey Taylor from Slipknot can be heard screaming “Here comes the pain!” As The Innovator himself, Pain, walks through the curtain and out onto the stage. Pamela Pitstop: “Ladies and Gentlemen….please welcome back to Ultra Violent Wrestling…..The UVW President…..’The Innovator’……..PAIN!!!!!” Pain takes the microphone from UVW Ring Announcer Pamela Pitstop. He walks around the ring for a few seconds and waits for the fans to quiet down some. Pain: “Boy is it good to be back! So how is everyone doing tonight!? *Dramatic pause for crowd to cheer* I said….HOW IS EVERYONE DOING HERE IN CHICAGO!? *Cheap pop* Well I must say it is good to be back home. To be back where we all belong. FOR THE UVW TO RETURN!! This truly is a historic night……BUT….one thing is strange for sure….I thought when there is a full moon that the freaks come out. But hell guys…the full moon isn’t until tomorrow night….why the hell is Prime Time Heat holding up a protest sign here!? I mean come on….Prime…..Time…..Heat?.....You are one sick freak! Not liking violence? What the hell is wrong with you man?” Prime Time Heat shakes his head, Turns his back to Pain, and then points his sign backwards so Pain can still see it. Pain: “Hmmm….ok……well at least I don’t have to see that ugly mug now! You may not like violence PTH…..but have fun in your barbwire ladder match! Don’t cry too loud! Now….onto business. I’m sure that many people around here are wondering what happened…..Wondering why UVW Closed….and wondering how we are open now and where we are going. I know there are many, many questions and only a few answers. Maybe not even the answers that everyone is looking for. But they are all I have, all I can give you. Now you all know that the last time we closed down was because of mounting legal costs thanks to lawsuits stemming from the actions of ‘Psycho Killer’ Jack, And Nightmare. Then Matt Money bought the majority stock in UVW and paid off all of our legal debt. We re-opened. And as a punishment to those at fault for the closing, Nightmare was permanently suspended (though still on contract) and I made Jacks life hell! I beat Jack within an inch of his pathetic life on several occasions. I taught him a lesson he would never forget and that is the reason he is not here today. But then what happened? Why did we close again?.....Well quite simply Matt Money stopped paying for things. He got greedy, he was upset that I had showed him up on a few occasions, And he took his wallet, tucked it between his legs, and ran home. Now….I may have a decent amount of money saved up from my years in the ring….But I do not have enough to keep this fed going on my own. So we closed. I moved on to a career in OWF…and right from the beginning of that run I told them all….I TOLD THEM…..that I was only there to make enough money to get UVW back on it’s feet….And I did so….and here we are today. And MAN does it feel good to be out of that OWF hell hole and back home where I belong! And now, thanks to the sacrifices I had made….UVW is alive and breathing again! And I would like to thank each and every one of you sick depraved bloodthirsty fans for coming down tonight to see some violence! Tonight we have a barbwire ladder match for the highly treasured UVW Violent championship. And then we have an amazing Ultra Cage match for the top built in this business…the UVW World Heavyweight Championship! And not only that but also you get to hear from the greatest UVW star of them all…..ME!....And I have something on my mind for our pay per view next month……You see I was thinking and……” Suddenly Rising by Stuck mojo begins to play as Pain looks upset for being interrupted. He stares at the ramp awaiting his foe. He recognizes the music…he knows what it’s time for. But no one comes out. Instead the Violent-tron lights up and the back of a chair can be seen. It says Money on the back of it, and it slowly spins around to reveal none other then Matt Money! Now for those of you who don’t know the history of these two…..Pain was sent to a mental institution when he could not afford to keep UVW running. He had a breakdown. It was during this time that Matt Money bought out the majority stock in UVW…Becoming 51% owner. At that time UVW was brought back by Matt Money….But to every ones surprise, Matt Money appears to be Pains twin or something like that…..it’s confusing. Matt Money is exactly like Pain…but dresses better and wears glasses. So currently it is almost like Pain is staring into a mirror with glasses painted onto it. But with this mirror…only one side speaks at a time. Matt Money: “Pain Pain Pain…..You didn’t think I was just going to let you do this? Did you? I mean come on man. Here you stand, in the castle that I built! Sure, you may call UVW home, but I call it an investment! And yes, yes I did pull the plug on you last time. What can I say?....you don’t exactly make me happy Pain. You are a horrible excuse for a president, a wrestler, or even a human being! But that’s ok….you think you can go behind my back, get some money together, and open this fed again? You think you can do that without the consent of the majority owner? Well Pain…..not only will I be seeing you in court over this little outing you’ve put together, but also….as Majority owner….I do have a lot of control over the federation. So Pain….I know how much the violent title means to you….so tonight, during the violent title match, I will do something that you can not afford! Have a good night Mr. Pain!” The Screen fades as Pain watches it in anger. He then goes over to the side of the ring and sets up a chair, He takes a seat and then talk into the microphone again. Pain: “Well Matt, I have no idea what you have in store….but I’m not going to sit back and let it happen. I will just have to be at ringside for the violent title match to make sure nothing happens! But anyways…..Lets get this show started!” Sinner by Drowning pool starts to play again as the fans stand up. The barbwire ladder is brought out to the ring by men wearing thick gloves so they do not get cut. The ladder is covered in barbwire on every single inch of it. Another man brings out the UVW Violent Title. It is fastened to the loop and raised high above the ring. The Barbwire ladder is placed standing up on the outside of the ring. Then the UVW’s historic Announce team, none other then Dez and Hairy, make their way to the commentators table. Dez: “Wow it is good to be back! Even if I have to be sitting here next to Hairy once again!” Hairy: “I’m not exactly all smiles and giggles about being around you either, but it is worth it! Because tonight we have one helluva card for you! We have Prime Time Heat Vs Spiker for the Violent title….in a Barbwire Ladder match!” Dez: “Yeah and how the hell are they going to climb up and reach that belt if the ladder is covered in barbwire?” Hairy: “That’s the point Dez! If they want to win, they have to bleed!” Dez: “Well that just seems stupid to me! But anyways, then we have the Ultra Cage match for the UVW World Title! What do you think about that match Hairy?” Hairy: “I think it’s going to be innovative and amazing! You can all see that huge triple cage structure hanging above the ring, just above where the championship belt is hanging right now…..that match is going to send all of the participants to hell and back!” Dez: “But anyways Hair-meister….lets get to our first match!” Hairy: “Did you just call me Hair-meister?” Dez: “SSSSHHHH!!!! It’s starting!” U not like Me by 50 cent starts to Play and Prime Time Heat who is still protesting at Ringside hops the rail and rolls into the ring. He holds his sign up, looks over at Pain, and throws the sign down at Pains feet. He does his thumb point taunt In the corner and awaits his opponent. After the booing dies down a little bit "Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me" by Kid Rock plays. The fans all rise at once and start screaming for the return of the last UVW Violent Champ, Spiker! Spiker walks out and then makes a mad sprint into the ring. He slides in and points up at the violent title that he was the last man to hold. He motions that the belt will go around his waist and then he sticks his middle finger up at PTH. The referee calls for the bell and the two men circle around eachother. DING DING DING!!! Hairy: “Here we go! The first match back in UVW!” The men lock up and test each others strength. PTH wins this battle as he pushes Spiker down. They lock up again and PTH pushes Spiker down into the corner again. Dez: “Prime Time Heat has almost a 100 pound weight advantage here, so he will obviously be the stronger man of the two.” Spiker decides to use his brain instead of his brawn this time and when they go for a lockup he rolls behind PTH. Prime Time turns around to meet a dropkick to the jaw. Spiker quickly pulls PTH up and hits a fast snapmare. He then dropkicks PTH in the back of the head. Spiker pulls PTH up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a shoulder block but gets hit with a wicked clothesline by PTH. Prime Time Heat rolls to the outside of the ring and walks over to the barbwire ladder. He looks at it and then shakes his head. He then walks around it and goes over to grab his sign. He picks it up as Pain looks on and holds it up in Pains face and then takes it and places it on the ladder. PTH turns to head back into the ring but gets hit with a baseball slide from Spiker. PTH Tumbles backwards and hits against the protective barrier. Spiker then runs off the opposite ropes and dives over with a cross body onto PTH. Hairy: “Spiker just took a big risk and it paid off! Now it’s time to see what the former Violent champ can do to regain the gold.” Spiker looks over at where the barbwire ladder is. He crabs PTH by the legs and turns to position him for a slingshot. He holds PTH’s legs tight and falls back sending PTH flying face first into the barbwire ladder. PTH falls back with some minor cuts on his forehead and midsection. Dez: “And UVW sees some of its first blood since the return! That sure didn’t take long!” Hairy: “And thank god it’s flowing from Prime Time Heat, how dare he protest violence!” Dez: “Hey…..don’t talk trash about PTH! He’s the hottest thing since habeneros!” Spiker rolls PTH back into the ring and then folds up the ladder, luckily he was smart enough to tape his hands up before the match so he isn’t getting cut TOO bad. Spiker picks the ladder up and slides it into the ring. He then picks PTH up and whips him towards the ropes but PTH reverses the whip. When Spiker comes back from the ropes PTH hits a drop toe hold and Spiker goes forehead first into the barbwire ladder. Spiker lays there for a few seconds and PTH follows up with a legdrop to the back of Spikers head, driving his face deeper into the barbwire. Spiker pulls his face off of the ladder revealing some deep cuts as the crimson mask starts to cover his face. Dez: “Oh oh oh I want to say it….it’s my turn….you said it at our last show!...ok here we go….*clears throat*……HE’S BUSTED WIDE OPEN!” Hairy: “You sir….are a retard….But Spiker does appear to be in trouble here.” Prime Time Heat drags his fallen opponent up and kicks him in the gut. He then hooks him and hits a swinging neckbreaker. PTH gets up and does his thumb pointing. It’s obvious that he thinks he has this match won already. PTH looks up at the belt and then shakes his head, not knowing what he’s going to do. PTH picks Spiker up and hits a few stiff forearms. He then bodyslams Spiker and looks around. PTH decides to climb up to the middle rope in the corner and face Spiker in wait of Spiker standing up. Spiker slowly makes it to his feet and stumbles around groggy. PTH waits for the right moment and then jumps off nailing a missle dropkick! He then looks down at the ladder again and thinks for a second. Then he reaches down into his left boot and pulls something out. Hairy: “Those are wire cutters! What in the hell does Prime Time Heat think he’s doing!?” Dez: “Well I think that’s obvious! He doesn’t want to touch the barbwire….but he has to make it up the ladder somehow….so he’s going to cut the barbwire off of it!” Prime Time Heat starts to cut strands of barbwire off the ladder one by one. He gets done with the first rung of the ladder but did not notice Spiker getting back up behind him. Spiker runs up from behind, grabbing PTH by the waist, and hits a release german suplex. Spiker gets up and walks over to PTH, He then drops a knee onto the face of the heat man! Spiker grabs the ladder by the rung that isn’t covered in barbwire. He places the ladder on top of PTH and stomps on it a few times. Spiker then gets a sick look on his face. He goes onto the ring apron and looks in on Prime Time Heat who still has the ladder over him. Spiker jumps up and hits a springboard splash onto the barbwire ladder! Spiker rolls around in pain as blood starts to drip out of parts of his midsection from that move! Hairy: “Spiker showing us all why he is the last Violent Champion! Unlike PTH he is not scared of the barbwire!” Spiker slowly gets back to his feet and then pushes the barbwire ladder off of PTH. Spiker lifts PTH up and hits a European uppercut to the jaw of PTH. PTH Stumbles back a few steps and Spiker nails him with a jumping calf kick. Spiker runs up to the middle ropes and does a springboard flipping legdrop to PTH’s face. He takes a few seconds to regain his composure before hitting an elbowdrop to PTH as well. He drags PTH up by the head and hits a stiff elbow shot to the face. He then whips PTH to the ropes and connects with a big Powerslam. Spiker taunts to the crowd as he enjoys the pain that PTH is in. He grabs the barbwire ladder and sets it up under the title belt. He starts climbing the ladder, with the barbwire slightly ripping through the tape on his hands and the thickness of his boots. Some of the barbs start to graze his skin and some more blood starts to leak out. Dez: “Spiker can’t stand much more blood loss! But if he makes it up that hellacious ladder then he will regain the UVW Violent Title!” Spiker makes it halfway up the ladder but Prime Time Heat makes it back to his feet. First PTH dropkicks Spiker in the back, pressing him up against the barbwire. Spiker doesn’t fall off the ladder however as the barbwire is holding him on by his clothes. Spiker tries to pull off of the ladder and turns halfway off of it. PTH runs off the ropes and jumps up behind Spiker, Grabbing him by his head, and driving him back down to the canvas with a vicious bulldog. Spiker slowly gets up but turns around to get nailed with a belly to belly suplex. PTH gets up and runs off the ropes, he comes back to Spiker and hits a jumping knee drop. PTH pulls Spiker up and hits a release Tiger suplex. PTH looks at the barbwire ladder that is set up and looks disgusted. He looks around but can not find his wire cutters. He looks around thinking and then slides to the outside of the ring. He looks under the ring for something. Hairy: “What in the hell is this!? I thought Prime Time was against using weapons! Why is he looking for one now!?” Prime Time Heat doesn’t find what he wants and he heads to the other side of the ring. He looks under and pulls out a ladder that doesn’t have any barbwire on it! He slides it into the ring and then flows it in. Hariy: “Hey! That’s cheating! They’re supposed to climb up a barbwire ladder! Not a normal one!” Dez: “It’s not cheating….it’s called being smart!” Pain at ringside looks upset at this as he loves violence. But there isn’t anything he can do about it…..in a Barbwire ladder match, the first to grab the belt wins, besides that there really aren’t any other rules to follow. PTH sets the ladder up next to the barbwire one and starts climbing. He almost reaches the top before Spiker gets up and hits PTH in the back. Spiker climbs up behind PTH and hits PTH’s head into the Ladder. He then hits PTH face first onto the barbwire ladder that is right next to them. By this time both men are already wearing a crimson mask. Spiker hits a forearm to the back of PTH’s head and then climbs above him a little. Spiker hooks PTH and holds him up for a piledriver! Spiker jumps off hitting a jumping Piledriver off of the ladder! Hairy: “OH MY……….GOSH!!!! He could be paralyzed! I can’t believe he just did that to another human being!” Dez: “Oh my gosh?.....what are we in preschool or something?” Spiker slowly gets up after taking a hell of an impact to his spine from that move. He looks at the fallen Prime Time Heat and then looks up at the Violent Title. Spiker slowly walks over to the normal ladder and begins climbing. He makes it to the top and reaches up. It looks like he’s about to grab the belt but just then the lights go out! Dez: “What in the hell is THIS!?” "Sun Doesn't Rise" by Mushroomhead begins to play over the PA System. Lighters can be seen scattered throughout the arena, as well as flashes from cameras. Spiker stays perched ontop of the ladder but can not see where the belt is. When the lights come back on Nightmare can be seen in the ring. He has a lead pipe with him and he nails Spiker in the kidneys! Spiker falls off the ladder and back into the ring. Pain sees this and is in shock. He looks into the ring and doesn’t even think twice. He grabs his chair and slides into the ring. Pain takes a swing at the back of Nightmares head but Nightmare ducks. Nightmare turns and hits the lead pipe into the gut of the UVW President. Hairy: “What the hell!? Nightmare was permanently suspended for all of the lawsuits that he caused! What the hell is he doing here!?” Nightmare uses the pipe and hits a Downward Spiral with the pipe behind Pains neck. He then picks Pain up, Kicks him in the gut, and then hits a Lights out! PTH makes it to his feet but gets a super kick to the throat by Nightmare. Nightmare then piles PTH ontop of Spiker, and then puts Pain on top of them. He grabs the barbwire ladder and foilds it up. He then lays it ontop of the dog pile and grabs the chair Pain brought in the ring. He hits the ladder a few times with the chair and then takes the chair up to the top of the normal ladder with him. Nightmare puts his back to the pile of people and holds the chair against his belly. He then jumps off of the ladder hitting a HUGE moonsault with the chair down onto the barbwire ladder! Everyone rolls around in pain as the lights go out again. When they comes back on all three men are laid out and Nightmare is gone. Dez: “I can’t believe what we have just seen! That was a travesty! That man was never supposed to step foot in a ring again! I’m sure legal action will follow this!” Pain ends up rolling to the outside of the ring as he is not a part of this match. He slowly crawls his way to the back so he can get some medical attention before he has to attend the Ultra Cage match tonight. Spiker and PTH roll around on the mat some. After awhile the men make their way to opposite sides of the ring and start to pull themselves up by the ropes. The two men look at each other and then both of them charge. PTH hits a Yakuza kick to the face of Spiker. Spiker goes down but so does PTH as he’s still partially out of it from the attack by Nightmare. Both men slowly make it to their feet again and Spiker goes for a clothesline but PTH ducks it and hits a neckbreaker.PTH gets up and stomps on Spiker. He then pulls Spiker up and whips him into the ropes. When Spiker comes back PTH kicks him in the gut. Spiker topples over and PTH grabs him and goes for a powerbomb. Spiker counters the powerbomb into a Hurricanranna. Spiker kicks up and runs over to PTH, dropping a legdrop. Spiker pulls him up and hits a bodyslam down onto the barbwire ladder causing PTH’s back to be ripped open some. Spiker starts to climb the normal ladder towards the belt but PTH makes it to his feet and follows him up the ladder. PTH punches him in the back and then hooks him in a full nelson. He jumps backwards off the ladder hitting a release Dragon suplex off the ladder! Hairy: “Wow! That’s definitely a first! Both men are down and out after that!” Both of the competitors struggle to make it to their feet. After a few seconds PTH stands up and limps over to where Spiker is. He picks Spiker up and gets behind him. He nails him with a Heat Stroke! Both men stay down for a little bit but then PTH finally makes it to his feet and starts to climb the ladder! Dez: “This is it! We have a new violent champion! I know he can make it up that ladder! Spiker will never EVER get up from the heat stroke!” IN the crowd Randy Orton is Shown holding up a sign that says “Violence Sucks” He cheers on as PTH climbs the ladder. He almost reaches the top when out of nowhere Spiker kicks up! He climbs up the opposite side of the ladder quickly. He meets PTH at the top and they starts trading punches back and forth. Spiker gets the advantage as they both make it to the very top rung of the ladder. Spiker hits a punch to PTH’s gut and hooks him. They both go flying off the ladder and down ontot he barbwire ladder that’s on the mat as Spiker hits the Spike Stunner from the top of the ladder! Hairy: “HOLY CRAP! I can’t believe that one! He just hit a Spike Stunner from the top of the ladder onto the barbwire ladder! Both men are down and I’d be surprised if PTH can even walk after that!” Dez: “Don’t say holy crap! Say what’s really on your mind! HOLY SHIT!” Spiker begins to climb the ladder. He makes it all the way to the top and starts to reach up for the belt. Suddenly Randy Orton runs in from the crowd and climbs the ladder on the other end. He reaches the top and punches Spiker in the face. He hooks Spiker and jumps off the ladder hitting an RKO! Orton pops up and climbs the ladder. He pulls the violent title down and the ref stands near the ring bell not knowing what to do. Randy Orton climbs back down and looks at the belt. He then looks down at the two fallen men. He thinks for a second and then starts to walk towards PTH. Just then Sic by Slipknot begins to play and Pain runs down the ramp. Orton just holds the belt looking shocked as Pain runs down into the ring with a chair. He nails orton over the head with a chair shot causing Orton to drop the belt. Pain then tosses Orton over the ropes and follows after him. He throws Randy Orton into the crowd and the two men brawl deep into the crowd. They disappear in a see of people. During this mayhem Spiker crawls over to the violent title and grabs it. He tucks it into his body. The ref looks around and then whispers something to Pamela Pitstop before ringing the ring bell. Pamela Pitstop: “Your winner….and NEW UVW Violent Champion…………… ………SPIKER!!!!!!!!!!” Dez: “What!? But Hair-ball….he didn’t pull the belt down!” Hairy: “I don’t think that matters! The win goes to the first man to gain possession of the belt….nowhere in the rules does it state that they have to get it down….it just says the first man to gain possession of the belt is the winner….Thus making Spiker the winner!” Dez: “That’s bull! Prime Time Heat was screwed here tonight! I can’t believe this crap!” =================20 minute Intermission============== UVW goes to an intermission in order to clean the ring up, patch up PTH and Spiker, and set up the Ultra Cage. About 7 minutes into this intermission the cameras go to the back and we see President Pain sitting there getting checked out by the medics. He doesn’t look very happy either. But at least he seems to have gotten rid of Randy Orton for now. Pain: “What the HELL was that!? Nightmare!? NIGHTMARE!?....YOU ARE SUSPENDED! You are never to step foot into a UVW ring again! What the hell were you doing here tonight!? I must apologize to the UVW fans for that atrocity. As long as I am in charge here, this will never happen again! I would also like to take this time to congratulate the new Violent Champion, Spiker. Good job at winning the belt that means the most to me, and you better hold it proud! I know you may never live up to my legacy…but I wish you luck! And Orton and PTH….I’ll be damned if someone is going to win the Violent Title like that! That’s why I taught you a lesson little Randy! Now…..as for this Ultra Cage match coming up….It’s time for Pain to once again become the UVW World Champion! …..Screw Nightmare…..Screw Matt Money…..Screw them all……It’s time that they all face their judgement!” The camera switches back to ringside to show Dez and Hairy sitting there stareing into the monitors. Dez: “Well it sure looks like Pain is ready….but do you think that Prime Time Heat and Spiker are ready after the hell that they’ve already been through tonight?” Hairy: “It certainly is going to be a difficult night for those two. I do not envy them one bit. But anyways it looks like that monstrous contraption has been set up and we are set for the Ultra Cage match for the UVW World championship!” Prime Time Heat suddenly walks up behind Dez and Hairy. He is all bandaged up and covered in blood still. PTH grabs one of the spare headsets as Dez and Hairy sit there looking shocked. PTH: “Well now that you losers are done setting up this RIDICULOUS excuse for a match. Well, I made it through one crappy trash match and now it looks like it’s time for another!….It looks like it’s time for Prime Time to go and get his UVW World Championship! I can’t believe the crap that went down and Spiker getting lucky and stealing the violent title…..But don’t worry…in the Ultra Cage match….I’ll teach him a lesson! So if you guys can’t take the heat….get out of the ring! ….Look out ….here I come!” U Not like Me by 50 cent plays as PTH makes his way into the cage. The cages are the size of a hell in a cell and the bottom cage, which will be an elimination tables match, has tables surrounding the ring in every spot except for the entrance which has ring steps to get into the ring from the doorway. Each level of the cage also has a door on the side. Once a member of the match is eliminated, he will have to go out the door, and somehow on his own will, climb down the cage to the floor and leave the arena. Under the ring of the first cage is a ladder, which once all the opponents for the first round have been eliminated, will be used to climb up into the second cage. The second cage, which will be an elimination knock out match has weapons attached all around the walls of the cage. Including a ladder which, once the time is appropriate, will be used to reach the next cage. In this level of the cage men will be eliminated by being pinned and then staying down for a 10 count after the pin has been made. Once the remaining men make it to the top level, it will be a submission match. Once everyone has submitted other then the last two men….then those last two will climb the side of the cage and make their way out the exit in the top corner of the cage. Once those two men are on the top of the cage, there will be a ladder match. The ladders will be fastened to the top, outside walls of the third cage. The men will then fight on top of the third cage, and the first one to reach the UVW world title and release it from the ring, will be awarded the UVW World Championship! Hairy: “This will truly be a UVW Classic moment!” Goodies starts playing and the only female on the UVW roster comes walking out! Xinta gets into the ring opposite PTH as she stares him down. Then superbeast by Rob Zombie hits and Jay “The angel of death” Daniels comes walking out. He runs to the ring and quickly hops in. He looks around the cage and at the tables as the next contestant makes his way in. Violence Fetish by Disturbed plays and one of the biggest men in UVW, Anarchy, Makes his way to the ring. He has held gold in the UVW before but he has never been world champion….could this be his first world championship? The big man makes his way into the ring and then the lights go out. Overburdened by Disturbed plays and when the lights come back on Darkness is standing in the ring among all of the other men. Next Evolution by Motorhead plays as The Blot, one of thise sports greats, walks down to the ring. He has been OWF Heavyweight champion….but not UVW World champion. So many people have goals to reach during this match, but only one can emerge victorious. Then take what’s mine plays as Pyros go off on the ramp. Randy Orton comes out and makes his way into the ring. Hairy: “That’s the bastard that tried to cost Spiker the Violent Championship!” Snakes by Papa Roach plays as the first ever UVW World Champion, Switchblade, comes out to the ring. He looks ready to capture what he thinks is HIS belt. Outsider by the Ramones plays and the Current OWF Heavyweight champion, Genocide, walks down to the ring. He is hoping tonight to become a double world champion! Never Met a Motherfucker quite like me by Kidrock plays as the crowd erupts. Spiker comes limping down to the ring covered in blood still and with ace bandages all over his body. He looks really pissed off and gets into the ring. PTH and Orton make sure to be on the other side of the ring as him. Then Sic by Slipknot plays as the one and only Innovator, the UVW President and Former UVW World champion runs down to the ring. He is obviously ready for action. All of the men participating in the match are now in the ring and they begin to circle each other. Just then Rising by Stuck Mojo plays and the crowd lets out a chorus of boos. Pain looks up In anger as his two former friends, Scott Matthews and Matt Breaker comes out onto the stage with microphones. Scott Matthews: “Well Well Well Pain…..It looks like UVW is open once again….and a match involving all of the wrestlers has been signed….but let me ask you something Pain. Why were we not contacted to be a part of this match!? I mean afterall we are the BEST DAMN tag team to ever step foot inside of UVW. We are one of the most decorated tag teams of all time, Known as High Impact. Was it because you were scared Pain? Were you scared of us showing you up?” Matt Breaker: “Now that would be understandable. I mean there has never been any two men more dominant in UVW then “Skyhigh” Scott Matthews and “Main Event” Matt Breaker! And that is why, once we heard about this match, we called up our good pal Matt Money. I believe you two are pretty close right?....well anyways….to make a long story short…as majority owner in the company he has granted us a spot in this match and our chance at the UVW World Heavyweight Championship! So lets get this thing done!” The team of High Impact run down and get in the cage. The ref on the outside of the cage locks the door and the bell rings as all of the men begin to brawl. Hairy: “Matt Money yet again trying to screw things up in UVW! He wants one of his cronies to become world champ so they can ruin the title! Where the hell does he get off doing something like this!?” Dez: “Well as Majority owner….he can do what ever the hell he wants. But anyways Hairy-ass……how will the eliminations work now?” Hairy: “Well I’m being told over my headset that since there are now 13 members participating in this match, now in the first round 4 men will be eliminated, in the second round 4 men will be eliminated, in the third round 3 men will be eliminated and then the final two will make it onto the top of the cage to battle it out for the world title! …..oh….and don’t call me Hairy-ass!” Dez: “Whatever….anyways… BACK TO THE ACTION!” Everyone brawls around the ring and they try to find a single person to focus on among the mass of people. Orton hooks up with Genocide. PTH hooks up with Anarchy. Switchblade and Spiker are seen trading punches. Within a few seconds Matt Breaker can be seen flying over the top rope from a back body drop by Jay Daniels! Matt Breaker goes crashing through a table as he becomes the first man eliminated from the match! Hairy: “Wow we already have one man out! I can’t believe that happened so fast!” Darkness gets Blot backed up into the corner and starts pounding away on him. Genocide walks up behind Darkness and grabs him. He hits Darkness with a Vertabreaker. Xinta is seen punching Spiker in the face but then Spiker blocks a punch. Spiker hits a quick headbutt and then grabs Xinta by the hair. He pulls her over near the ropes and then pushes her over them. Xinta lands on the ring apron. Spiker goes after her again but Xinta hits a neck snap across the rope. Spiker stumbles back as Xinta gets back up to her feet on the ring apron. Spiker gets nailed from behind by Randy Orton. Scott Matthews then jumps to the middle turnbuckle and springboards off along the ropes and hits Xinta with a dropkick, Chris Jericho style. Xinta goes flying off of the apron and smashes through a table. She is now the second one to be eliminated! Dez: “Well we are halfway through the first round! Two people have been eliminated!” Hairy: “And did you see Orton nailing Spiker from behind!? That seems to be a theme tonight!” Jay Daniels can be seen hitting Switchblade with a swinging neckbreaker.Anarchy hits some pounding blows to the back of Darkness. Darkness fires back with a back elbow to the gut of Anarchy and then a quick kick in the balls. Anarchy drops to his knees within a split second. Blot is seen getting kicked in the gut by Pain. Pain pulls Blot up onto his shoulder and goes for a running powerbomb. He throws Blot over the top rope and Blot goes smashing through a table. Elimination #3!!!! Blot is out! Switchblade hits a superkick to the face of Jay Daniels. He then drops a quick elbowdrop. Darkness hits a knee lift to the belly of Genocide and then hits a hard DDT. He stomps on Genocide for awhile before he gets attacked by Spiker. Spiker hits Darkness with a quick snap suplex. Jay Daniels is stomping on a fallen Scott Matthews. He picks Scott Matthews up but Scott hits him with a quick forearm smash and follows it up with a bodyslam. Scott Runs off the ropes and comes back with a quick legdrop. He gets grabbed by Anarchy and Anarchy whips him to the ropes. Scott Matthews Counters and ducks down to hit a back body drop. Anarchy sees this ahead of time and hits Scott Matthews in the back. He then grabs him for a powerbomb. He lifts Scott Matthews up but Matthews counters into a headscissors sending Anarchy flying near the ropes. Scott Matthews Charges at Anarchy and goes for another hurricanranna. While jumping in the air Anarchy catches him and tosses him over his head. Scott Matthews uses his superior balance to land on the top rope. He takes a second to try and regain his balance while standing on the top rope when Prime Time Heat hits a turning dropkick to the back of Scott Matthews. Scott goes flying off the rope and through a table. Hairy: “Well there is elimination number 4! That officially ends the table match and anytime now someone will go under the ring to retrieve the ladder and the remaining 9 men will climb up into the second cage!” Instead of moving on to the next level the men keep brawling. Pain and Switchblade are seeing trading fists. Pain gets the advantage and hits Switchblade in the face with an elbow. He follows it up with three more and then hits a diving shoulder block. Genocide can bee seen outside of the ring amongst the table rubbish that is left. He reaches under the ring and pulls the ladder out. He slides the ladder into the ring and joins the brawl as he is met with stomps by PTH and Orton while sliding in. They pull Genocide up and hit him with a double chokeslam. Dez: “It Looks Like Prime Time Heat and Randy Orton are actually working as a team here!” Hairy: “Speaking of teams….I find it funny that the team that was granted a spot in this match by Matt Money to win the world title were both eliminated in the first round!” Dez: “Yeah…..figures you would find that funny!......Insensitive prick!” Hairy: “Whatever….shutup man……now lets see if they ever make it to the second cage!” PTH walks over and grabs Jay Daniels in a vertical suplex. He walks over near the ropes and then throws Daniels over the ropes in almost a powerbomb type move. Daniels crashes through one of the spare tables but it does not count as an elimination as all four men have already been eliminated in this round. Spiker sees the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring under the trap door leading to the next level. He then rushes over and attacks Pain. While he is doing this PTH starts to make his way up the ladder. Spiker sees this and runs over. Spiker hits PTH in the back and then climbs halfway up the ladder on the same side as PTH. He hooks him and hits a tremendous DDT off the middle of the ladder. Spiker then climbs up and makes his way into the second cage before anyone else. Hairy: “And that’s the SECOND time tonight that Spiker has proven he’s better at climbing ladders then PTH!” Dez: “Hey…don’t trash talk the violent champion!” Spiker takes a few seconds at the top to catch his breath before his first opponent makes it up the ladder and to the second floor. Switchblade climbs up the ladder and into the second cage. Spiker meets Switchblade with some boots to the back. He then pulls Switchblade up and whips him back first into the side of the cage. Switchblade falls to his knees in agony. Spiker runs forward and hits a low dropkick to the fallen Switchblade. Back in the bottom cage the other men are still fighting it out. Pain hits Randy Orton with a big clothesline. Then Anarchy hits a chokslam on both Jay Daniels and Genocide at the same time. Pain then takes out PTH and Darkness with a double DDT. That leaves only Pain and Anarchy standing. They look at eachother and nod as they go over to the ladder and climb opposite sides. They both climb up and into the second floor at the same time and join the fun. They walk up behind Spiker and Anarchy hits a forearm to the back of Spikers head. Anarchy lifts Spiker up for a belly to back suplex and Pain comes up behind them and grabs Spikers head for a reverse DDT. All three men fall down with Spiker taking the brunt of the move. Anarchy and Pain then both get up and go after Switchblade. Anarchy pulls Switchblade up as Pain pulls a chair off the side of the cage. Anarchy whips Switchblade towards Pain as Pain hits a baseball swing with the chair to Switchblades face. Genocide makes his way up the ladder during all of this and enters the second cage. Genocide grabs a wooden baseball bat from the side of the cage and runs up behind Anarchy. He cracks it over the back of Anarchys head and the bat explodes into a million wood splinters. Anarchy drops down to his knees, and then falls face first to the cage floor to reveal the blood pouring out of the back of his head. Pain turns around to see this and he charges at Genocide. Pain takes Genocide down and starts punching him in the head. Both men get up and Pain kicks Genocide in the gut. He hits Judgement on Genocide and goes for the pin. Hairy: “Well normally the ref would be counting right here…..but round 2 of the match doesn’t officially start until ALL of the members are in the second cage.” PTH and Randy Orton both make it to their feet and climb up into the second cage. They walk up behind Pain. Pain turns around as PTH picks him up onto his shoulder. Orton then hits Pain with a high dropkick as PTH slams him down with a spinebuster. Jay Daniels slowly makes it up to the second cage and gets attacked immediately by PTH Prime time hits a reverse german suplex to Jay. Darkness also makes his way into the second cage and starts fighting off Randy Orton. The bell rings to signify that all of the men have made their way into the second cage and that the second round has now started! Dez: “Here we go! This is the knockout round! Remember….you have to pin an opponent….and then they have to stay off their feet for a 10 count afterwards…..that is the rules!” Anarchy hooks up with Jay Daniels and tosses him against the side of the cage. Then Anarchy pulls off a pair of brass knuckles. He measures Jay and hits him right in the side of his forehead with the knucks! Jay Daniels is busted open from that strike. Spiker goes to the side of the cage and he pulls a sledge hammer off of the cage. He turns just in time to see Randy Orton. He charges at Orton and aims the hammer for his face but Orton ducks. Orton kicks Spiker in the gut and then lifts Spiker up onto his shoulder. He runs towards the cage wall and tosses Spiker like a dart, face first into the cage. Some of Spikers Bandages get torn up from this. Pain walks up behind Orton and rolls him up. Ref: …..1…….2……3!!!! Hairy: “Well I don’t see the point of that! Pain got the 3 count but it was a rollup. So as you see, Orton got right back up afterwords……but this is a KNOCKOUT match here! He has to keep his opponent off of his feet for 10 seconds!” Anarchy is seen punching the hell out of Jay Daniels in the corner. He grabs him by the throat and pulls him out of the corner. He hits Jay Daniels with an Anarchist crunch! He Pins. Ref: …..1…..2….3! Ref 10 count:….1…..2……3…..4….5…..6…..7…..8….9……10!!!! Jay “The Fallen Angel” Daniels has just been the first to be eliminated in the second round of the Ultra Cage! Genocide throws Orton up against the side of the cage and then charges, hitting a shoulder right into the gut of Orton. Genocide then trips him with a drop toe hold and Randy Orton goes face first onto the floor of the cage. Genocide goes to pick him up but Orton hits a low Blow. Genocide stumbles forward and Randy Orton grabs a shovel off the wall of the cage. He swings and hits Genocide in the back. The shovel head breaks off and goes flying. Darkness is seen hitting Spiker with a Jackhammer. He then stomps on Spiker some as he dominates the smaller man. Darkness picks Spiker up and hits a knee lift to the midsection. He then follows it up with a powerbomb down on the cage floor. Dez: “My god Spiker has been through hell tonight! And it’s not getting any easier!” Pain hits Switchblade in the face with a wicked chair shot, causing Switchblade to be busted open. Pain picks Switchblade up and hits him with a fishermans buster. Randy Orton hits Anarchy with an RKO! He pins! Ref:……1…….2…….3!!!!! Ref 10 count: ……1……..2……3……4……5…..6……7…… Anarchy gets back up slowly and the count is stopped. Then PTH runs up behind him and manages to hit him with a Heatstroke. It is a little sloppy because of how huge Anarchy is….but he hits it and pins! Ref:……….1………..2……3!!!! Ref 10 Count:………1………2……….3………4…….5…..6……..7…….8…… Anarchy once again makes it to his feet. Orton and PTH looks pissed off and they attack Anarchy quickly. Randy Orton climbs up the side of the cage and reaches the top. He holds on and waits. PTH lifts the giant Anarchy up onto his shoulder as Randy Orton jumps off hitting an RKO on his way down! PTH walks over to the side of the cage and doesn’t pull a weapon off the side of the cage, but pulls the rope off that’s holding a chair. PTH and Orton drag Anarchy over to the side of the cage and tie his feet to the side of the cage with a rope. They then both pin him. Ref: ……..1……….2………3!!!! Ref 10 count: ……1…………2………..3……….4………. Anarchy already comes to and tries to get up but his feet are tied to the cage! He pulls himself up, gripping to the cage, but his feet are still stuck in their position….the ref keeps counting. Ref:………5…………6……….7………8……….9……10!!! Hairy: “What!? What the hell was that!?” Dez: “Well……the rules state that the wrestler must make it back to his feet within the 10 count. Now as far as that goes…technically he didn’t make it to his feet!” Hairy: “Bu….Bu….But…..this is a knockout match!....Anarchy wasn’t knocked out!” Dez: “Doesn’t matter…..he didn’t make it to his feet!” Spiker is seen hammering away at Genocide against the cage. Spiker reaches over and grabs a lead pipe off of the cage and hits Genocide in the gut. Then he swings and hits Genocide in the back of the neck with the pipe. Genocide falls to his knees and Spiker grabs a kendo stick off the cage. He swings and hits Genocide right across the face causing his nose to start bleeding. Hairy: “That looks like a broken nose to me!” Spiker turns and hits Randy Orton in the back. He then puts the Kendo stick over Ortons neck. He begins to choke the legend killer. Pain sees the fallen Genocide and goes over to him. He pins him. Ref:…….1……….2……..3!!! Ref 10 count:………..1……….2……..3……….4………..5………..6………. Genocide makes it to his feet and attacks Pain. He starts pounding away on him. Darkness walks up behind Spiker and frees Randy Orton. Spiker hits Darkness with a Spike Stunner! He pins him! Ref:……1………2……….3!!! Ref 10 count:…….1………2……..3……..4………5…….6…….7…….8……9…….10!! Dez: “Darkness has been eliminated! That only leaves one more person to be eliminated in this round! And after that it’s up to the submission match in the top cage!” Spiker pulls the ladder off the side of the cage and uses it to ram into the face of PTH! Switchblade runs up behind Spiker and hits him with a bulldog. Pain grabs a ball of Barbwire off of the side of the cage and sets it down. He grabs Genocide and throws him down onto the barbwire with a spinebuster. Pain then moves the barbwire over some and pulls Genocide up. He hits a DDT onto the barbwire. Genocide starts bleeding profusely. Pain then rushes over and attacks Switchblade. He throws Switchblade head first into the cage. Switchblade fights back and tosses Pain into a part of the cage that had Razor wire strapped to it. Pains head gets ripped open from this attack and Switchblade follows up with a forearm to the back and a belly to back suplex. Switchblade sets the ladder up in the middle of the cage. He then goes on the attack by hitting a hard clothesline on Genocide. While he does this Prime Time Heat climbs the ladder and gets into the top cage. Hairy: “What the hell!? The second round isn’t over yet! What is he doing in the top cage!?” Dez: “It doesn’t matter…..nowhere in the rules does it say that you HAVE to stay in the cage that’s designated for that round!” Hairy: “But that’s cheating!” Dez: “It’s called outsmarting your opponents!” PTH waits in the top cage catching his breath as the other opponents keep fighting. Orton gets hoisted into the air by Switchblade and Pain comes running by with a swinging neckbreaker! Dez: “They just hit Orton with the Violence Fetish!” Spiker hits a Spike Stunner on Genocide but Orton and Pain both stop him from making the pin. They take him over to the other side of the cage and start pounding on him. Pain hits Judgement on Spiker! Switchblade is seen climbing up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Hairy: “What this…..could Switchblade be going after Prime Time Heat? Oh wait…no it looks like…..it looks like he’s looking down on Genocide…..it looks like……oh he’s jumping….it’s…..” DEZ: “HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Switchblade just hit the Lethal Incision off the ladder on Genocide! He goes for the pin!” Ref:….1…..2……3.!!!! Ref 10 count:…….1…..2…..3……4…..5…..6……7…..8…..9…..10!!!! Hairy: “That’s it! This round is over! Time to make it to the third cage for an elimination submission match!...and please….Dez…..try and watch your language!” Pain climbs up the ladder as Switchblade recovers from the move and Spiker and Orton are brawling. Pain gets into the top cage and starts to fight with PTH. Switchblade slowly climbs up into the third cage as well to join the brawl going on between Pain and PTH. PTH and Switchblade hit Pain with a double Super Kick. They then start brawling themselves. Down in the second Cage Spiker hits a hurricanrana on Randy Orton, sending Orton flying onto the ball of barbwire. Spiker gets up and grabs a metal trash can off the cage wall. Spiker puts Orton inside the can and lays him down. He then grabs a chair and climbs halway up the ladder. He jumps off hitting an Arabian Facebuster causing the can to crush. In the cage above PTH runs at Switchblade but Switch rolls through it and hooks PTH in a single leg crab. PTH starts tapping out immediately! Dez: “Well Prime Time Heat would be eliminated right now…..But Orton and Spiker still need to get into the top cage!” Spiker Pulls a table off of the cage wall and sets it up near the ladder. He then grabs Orton and Drags him up the ladder with him. Spiker signals for the Spike Stunner but Orton hits a punch to the back of Spikers head. He then jumps off grabbing Spiker by the head and hitting an RKO off the ladder and through the table! Spiker is laid out! Orton slowly makes his way into the top cage aswell. Hairy: “Well everyone but Spiker has made it to the top cage. Once he gets in there, then the submission match will begin.” Orton walks up behind Switchblade and hits a buzzsaw kick to the back of his head. This breaks the single leg crab and frees Switchblade. Pain makes it to his feet and walks up behind Orton. He locks on a tazmission and waits for Orton to tap. But by this time PTH is back to his feet and meets Pain with some boots. PTH picks Pain up and hits a swinging neckbreaker. PTH lays some boots on and then locks in a Cross Arm Bar. He wrenches back on it as Randy Orton attacks Switchblade. Pain rolls over so that he is almost to his feet. PTH holds onto his arm trying to get the Innovator to tap! Pain almost makes it to his feet but PTH wrenches back hard and Pain falls back down. The hold is really starting to take its toll when suddenly Spiker comes flying onto PTH with punches, breaking the hold. *Ring Bell Rings* Hairy: “And Spiker has made it into the top cage! Time for the submission match to begin!” Dez: “I wonder if Randy Orton will be able to be the legend killer and beat Switchblade? I mean afterall…as the first ever UVW World Champion….Switchblade MUST have legend status!” Spiker pounds on PTH and then raises him up. He hits an elbow to the gut and then a knee to the face. PTH stumble back and Spiker grabs him by the head and runs him into the side of the cage. Spiker stomps on him some as Randy Orton Slams Switchblade down on the steel with a powerslam. He then runs up behind Spiker and attacks. He grabs Spiker and tries for a german suplex but Spiker stands strong and blocks it. PTH then hits a dropkick on Spiker and he goes flying into the release german suplex by Orton. Orton and PTH nod at each other and then go after Pain. PTH Picks Pain up but Switchblade cuts Orton off at the pass. He hits Orton with a Blade Beam! Switchblade starts pounding Ortons head against the floor of the cage! PTH hits Pain with a big DDT and then goes and grabs Switchblade. They brawl back and forth as Pain gets up and makes his way over to Randy Orton. He picks Orton up and locks him in a full nelson. He then hits a front leg trip and takes Orton down face first to the ground. Pain holds on to the full nelson and puts his knee on Ortons back and Pulls up on Orton. Dez: “He’s got him in the Innovation! That’s got to be it!!!” Hairy: “There it is! Orton just tapped out! He is the first man eliminated from the third cage! I guess him and PTH won’t be working as a team for the rest of this match!” Pain lets go of Orton and goes after Spiker. Switchblade whips PTH into the side of the cage. When PTH Stumbles back Switchblade locks him in a full nelson. Switchblade shakes PTH around trying to get him to tap out but then PTH hits a low blow back kick. PTH then hits a drop toe hold and goes for an ankle lock. He wrenches the ankle as he tries to get Switchblade to tap out. He twists and turns the ankle bu does not get a submission. Switchblade uses the side of the cage to help himself up to one foot and then he leaps forward causing the leg that PTH is holding on to, to whip PTH face first into the cage side. Pain Hammers Spiker over and over with rights and lefts. Pain picks him up and hits Judgement on him! Pain starts calling for The Innovation when the lights suddenly go off. Everyone looks confused. When they come back on Nightmare is standing in the cage right behind Pain with that lead pipe again! He takes the pipe and cracks it over the back of his head. He then hits Pain with the lights out! As he does this the lights actually do go out again! Dez: “What in the hell!? I thought Pain said we would never see that guy again! He should be shot right now! Shot and killed dammit!” Hairy: “While I don’t condone the act of shooting someone….i can’t really disagree with you on that one Dez.” When the lights come back on Pain is completely out cold. Spiker goes over to him and locks him in a sharpshooter. The refs observe for a bit and realize that Pain isn’t going to tap out. They know he is out cold. The bell rings for Pain to be let out of the cage as he has been eliminated! Hairy: “Well he didn’t tap out….but it’s obvious that he can’t continue any longer! Pain unfortunately is out of this match now.” Medics make their way into the top cage and help him out as Spiker, Switchblade and Prime Time Heat battle it out. All three men are on their feet. PTH charges at Spiker but Spiker dodges out of the way. PTH turns just to get a kick to the gut by Switchblade. Switch then hits Spiker with a back elbow. He grabs the two men and rams their heads together. He then picks Spiker up and hits a death valley driver on him. Switch goes over to PTH and hammers away on him some. He picks PTH up and grabs him in a front face lock. He pulls up on it and hopes to make PTH tap. Spiker walks up behind Switchblade and hooks him into a sleeper hold. He tightens the sleeper and PTH falls as Switchblade loses hold of the front face lock. Switchblade then reaches back and snap mares Spiker over him. Spiker gets to his feet and charges switchblade. He hits a spinning kick to the jaw of Switch and then gets up. He runs at PTH and hits a Yakuza kick to his face. Spiker pulls PTH up and kicks him in the gut a few times. He then hooks him into a rolling butterfly lock. He pulls tight as PTH is getting ready to tap. Suddenly Siwtchblade runs up with a front dropkick to Spiker causing him to lose the hold. Dez: “This is some real back and forth action here!” Switchblade hooks Spiker and hits him with the cutting edge! Spiker is out. In the meantime PTH makes it back to his feet. Switchblade runs at him and goes for a hurricanranna. PTH counters it into a sitout powerbomb. PTH locks Switchblade into the Heatwave and Switchblade quickly taps out! Hairy: “THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT!!! We’re down to the final two people! They will make their way ontop of the cage and battle it out in a ladder match to name a UVW World Heavyweight Champion!” Dez: “The ironic thing is…..this is the same two men that were in a barbwire ladder match earlier tonight! Prime Time Heat managed to win that one….but only with the help of Randy Orton. Lets see how things turn out this time!” Switchblade leaves the cages as PTH and Spiker get to their feet and stare each other down. The two men don’t bother waiting to get up on top of the cages. They charge each other and lock up. PTH drops down to one knee and hits a low blow on Spiker. He gets up and grabs Spiker by the head. He hits a snap suplex on Spiker. He pulls Spiker back up and connects with a T-Bone suplex. PTH starts to get a little cocky and taunts his opponent some. He kicks him around and slaps Spiker in the back of the head. He then picks Spiker back up. He gets him in a rear chin lock but Spiker turns and hits three knees to the gut of PTH. He tries to whip PTH but PTH holds on tight. He holds it a little longer and then Spiker hits a few more elbows. He then picks PTH up for a belly to back suplex but then changes the move in mid air to a backbreaker on PTH! Spiker looks around and then goes to the corner of the cage. He climbs it and climbs out the trap door and to the top of the cage. He looks around and then sees the world title belt hanging above the cages. Spiker goes to the edge and reaches down, pulling a ladder up. He takes the ladder and stumbles over to the middle of the cage. PTH makes his way to the top of the cage and stops Spiker before he can set the ladder up. He kicks Spiker in the back of the knee causing him to drop to one knee. PTH then waits for Spiker to try standing again and then hits a running Fameasser onto the cage top! PTH grabs Spiker and bodyslams him down onto the ladder. PTH stands ontop of the third cage doing his thumb point taunt. PTH goes to pick Spiker up but Spiker hits a downward spiral onto the ladder. Spiker pops up and starts slamming PTH’s head into the ladder. Spiker then sets the ladder up, but not under the belt. He climbs up the ladder and then looks down on PTH. He jumps off going for a twisting moonsault splash. PTH moves out of the way and Spiker goes crashing down on the top of the cage. PTH goes and gets another ladder off the side of the cage. He sets it up under the belt. He begins to climb but Spiker gets up and dropkicks the ladder. It tips over and PTH falls over to the cage top. He gets really close to going over the edge but manages to stay on the cage. Spiker walks over and goes to grab him. PTH grabs spikers clothes and pulls him, throwing him over the edge of the cage! Spiker grabs ahold and hangs onto the edge. Spiker slowly climbs back up as PTH struggles to get back to his feet. Spiker runs up behind PTH and hooks him for a german suplex. PTH hits two back elbows to the face to counter the german suplex and then he hits a spinning drop toe hold. He then floats over to a headlock. PTH holds it tight but Spiker slowly starts making it back to his feet. He hits two back elbows and then turns facing PTH and hits a few quick jabs to the gut. He then hooks him and hits a stalling vertical suplex. Spiker drags PTH over near the ladder that isn’t under the belt. He looks up thinking about going up the ladder but then he remembers how that turned out last time. Spiker picks PTH back up and hits him with a quick STO takedown. He then picks PTH up again and hooks him for a powerbomb. He lifts PTH up in the air and then drops him down on his knee with a shoulder breaker! Spiker looks around and decides to go for the belt. He begins to climb the ladder under the belt slowly. PTH makes it to his feet and climbs the other ladder for some reason. PTH turns towards Spiker and then jumps off with a flying tackle. He brings Spiker crashing down to the cage floor. Hairy: “That one HAD to hurt! I don’t know how someone is going to reach the title belt up there!” Dez: “By Climbing…..Duh! Hairy-sack!” PTH gets up and lays some boots into Spiker. He makes SPiker sit up and then hits a running neck snap. PTH goes and gets the other ladder. He sets it up next to the one under the belt. PTH starts to climb up on both ladders, using one to climb and one to keep his balance. Spiker kicks up and runs up the ladder grabbing PTH from behind. He jumps off hitting a german suplex off the middle of the ladder! Both men crash down on the cage hard.Spiker crawls over to where PTH is and hits a few stiff headbutts. Spiker makes it to his feet and pulls PTH up. He hits him with a cradle piledriver. He then crawls over to the ladder and starts to climb up it. He makes it almost to the top when PTH starts to climb the second ladder next to it. PTH punches Spiker in the lower abdomen. He takes a few steps up so that they are both at the top of the ladders. He then slowly turns Spiker so that he’s behind Spiker. PTH hooks him and jumps off hitting the Heat Stroke off the very top of the ladder. Both men crash THROUGH the top of the cage and fall through into the third cage! Dez: “I can’t believe that! Those men have to be dead after that! THEY FELL AT LEAST 20 FEET!!!!!” Hairy: “Lets take a look at some footage of that amazing move!” ==================Replay Airs a few times====================== Dez: “Well it looks like the two men are starting to stir. Lets see what they do now!” Spiker and PTH stir and end up using the cage wall to get themselves to their feet. PTH kicks Spiker and then pounds him with a forearm to the back. PTH rams the side of Spikers head into the cage wall. He then hooks him and hits a reverse DDT. PTH goes to the corner of the cage and begins climbing towards the trap door to get back to the top. He goes very slow due to being in pain. Spiker makes it back to his feet and hits a running elbow to the back of PTH. PTH clutches to the cage trying to stay up. Spiker positions himself under PTH and hooks him. He drives PTH down with a powerbomb. Spiker slowly climbs up and back onto the top of the cage.Spiker takes a long time catching his breath and making his way over to the ladder. In this time PTH manages to make it onto the top of the cage too. Spiker grabs one of the ladders and tries to climb but only makes it onto the first rung before PTH cuts him off. PTH hits him in the back and then turns around and grabs Spiker from under the arms. He holds Spiker up for a Razors Edge. He then slams Spiker down with a Razors Edge onto the top of the cage. Then PTH looks all the way down to the rampway and smiles. Hairy: “What is he smiling at now!?” The camera cuts to show Randy Orton down on the floor setting up a table that has a giant bullseye on it! Orton then dumps a pile of thumbtacks onto the table. Hairy: “What!? What is this!? I THOUGHT THEY HATE VIOLENCE!?” Dez: “Well it looks like Spiker pushed them to this. They don’t want to sink to his level but they will if they have to!” Hairy: “He can’t seriously be thinking about this!” PTH drags Spiker up and pulls him over near the side of the cage. He grabs Spiker by the back of the head and tries to throw him off but Spiker ducks. PTH swings around and Spiker kicks him in the gut and then hits a Spike Stunner! Both men lay motionless for a few seconds. Hairy: “This has got to be it! Spiker has this match won!” Spiker slowly makes it to his feet and looks towards the belt. He gets up and starts walking over. But then he turns to see PTH making it to his feet aswell! Spiker looks at him and charges. He goes for a huricanranna and lands on the shoulders of PTH but PTH stops Spiker from flipping him over. Instead PTH holds Spiker and falls backwards, Tossing Spiker behind him. Spiker goes flying off of the cage and falls an unbelieveable distance and right through the table at the bottom of the stage with the bullseye on it. Dez: “WHAT THE!? Spiker has to be dead after a fall like that! He’s broken in half!” Prime Time Heat slowly makes it to his feet. He stumbles over to the ladder and climbs it rung by rung. He reaches up and grabs the UVW World Championship and then falls off the ladder and onto the cage top! His music plays as PTH looks down at the belt he has worked so long to earn. Medics at the floor attend to Spiker. Dez: “Wow….i can’t believe that……well it looks like we have a new UVW World Heavyweight champion!” Hairy: “Well I don’t like it….but I guess there’s nothing we can do about it. We have a world champion who hates violence…..this truly is a dark day for UVW. But our air time is almost up. So everyone watching at home be sure to tune in on Tuesday October 25th for the return of UVW Massacre! I’m Hairy and my broadcast partner here is Dez. We’ll see you at Massacre!” UVW Violent Streets Fades away between shots of Showing Spiker receiving medical help and Prime Time Heat holding his World Championship. 10/5/04 Uvw’s Massacre snaps onto the air eminating from the luxourious Tucson Convention Center in Tucson Arizona. There is a quick announcement that UVW will be coming live next week from Madison Square Garden in New York. That is definitely big news as that place has always been the venue to push the envelope. Loco By Coal Chamber plays as the lights flash on and off and some pyros go off around the stage. The cameras catch some of the interesting signs at ringside like: “PTH=DONKEY” “The House that Jack Built” “Barbarian Max fears the Shower” and “Money’s Cheap” As Dez and Hairy make their way to their seats the show is set to kick off. Amy makes her way out to the ring with little reaction, then Max’s music hits as Barbarian Max and Freak come running out. They get in the ring and the bell rings, Amy runs at Freak who then rolls her up into a small package, the ref makes the count. Ref:……..1…………2…………3!!!! Hairy: “WHAT!? That was quick!” Dez: “I guess that we’re starting things out fast tonight!” As Max and Barbarian start to make their way to the back in celebration the lights go out. Then on the big screen a giant Duracell Battery appears on the screen. It has a light behind it that seems to be glowing. Then it disappears as the lights return to normal. Hairy: “What in the hell was that!?” Dez: “I’m not really all that sure but oh well, we have to get to our next match, it will be Randy Orton taking on Kane one on one!” Hairy: “That’s right but actually I’m being told that first we have an interview in the back with G Money!” The camera cuts to the back and is on G Money. He is stareing intently into the camera and not even blinking. He has no expression on his face at all…..Then he starts to tip over and falls flat on his face revealing that there is a knife sticking out of his back. The camera cuts back to Dez and Hairy with a shocked and disgusted look on their faces. Hairy: “uhhhh ummm…..what in the hell was…..was that…..ummmm.” Dez: “I don’t think we should be showing anything like that on national television. But ummm I don’t know what to say now…it’s just….uhhh……” Violence Fetish by Disturbed Plays as Anarchy makes his way out to the ring. Dez: “What in the hell? This isn’t the match that’s scheduled to take place now!” Hairy: “Who really cares!? Did you see what I just saw!?” Anarchy climbs into the ring and grabs a mic. The fans quiet down some as the big man decides to let something off his chest. Anarchy: “Now this is something that definitely means a lot to me. You see, tonight I have a kick my nuts match against Prime Time Heat. Now this match is quite simple….we take turns kicking eachother in the nuts, and the first one to fall is the loser! Well I mean there was supposed to be a match right now between Kane and Randy Orton….but well……I kind of maybe sort of just a LITTLE bit….like…Anarchist Crunched them both through tables…….so yeah they won’t be competing…..sucks to be them. So anyways Prime Time…get your gay ass down here!” Come on Baby Light my fire by Johnny Cash plays and PTH makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos. He rolls into the ring and the bell rings. Anarchy goes ahead and tells PTH to take the first kick. PTH backs up a few steps and then takes a running kick. He hits Anarchy right between the legs but the big man hardly even flinches! Dez: “HAH! I knew it! He doesn’t even have any balls!” PTH looks at Anarchy strangely and takes a step back before Anarchy nails him with a field goal to the nuts! PTH drops in less then a second and the bell rings again signifying that Anarchy is the winner. Violence fetish begins to play again as Anarchy reaches down into his pants. Hairy: “…………….WHAT IN THE HELL!?” Anarchys hand emerges revealing that he had a protective cup on the whole time. PTH still is rolling around in agony but after awhile uses the ropes to get up. Then Anarchy walks up behind him and pulls PTH’s shorts down! The camera quickly cuts away from the ring so they don’t show anything they shouldn’t…. It goes straight to a view of the crowd where many women are laughing their heads off. Some of them are even pointing down at the ring and making “small” gestures. Dez: “I can’t believe what we’ve seen here….it’s like seeing what Hairys nights are like!” Hairy: “Shut the hell up man! I can’t believe Anarchy had a cup on….but Anyways lets get going with our OWF Heavyweight Title matchup. As Sic by Slipknot plays Pain walks out to the ring holding the OWF Heavyweight title that he stole last week. After awhile the OWF theme music plays as Lonewolf and Nick Jeffries comes out to the ring. They are visibly upset. They quickly roll into the ring as the bell rings. Pain kicks Lonewolf in the gut and hits Judgment. Then Nick Jeffries runs up and gets a punch in the nose. Jeffries is dropped in an instant and Pain puts one foot on him as the ref makes the count. Ref:….1…………2…………3!!!!!! Pamela Pitstop: “Here is your winner and NEW OWF Heavyweight Champion!......The Innovator……PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!” Pain grabs his title and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back. Meanwhile security grab Lonewolf and Nick Jeffries and drag them away and out of the arena since they aren’t UVW Employees. A few seconds go by and the next match is ready to begin. Rising by Stuck Mojo plays and Matt Money walks out onto the ramp. He is wearing his usual full body suit and face mask, you know….his wrestling gear. He's got a mic in hand and he stops at the start of the rampway. His music stops playing as he puts the mic up to his mouth. The crowd boos as he tries to speak. Hairy: It looks like Matt Money has something to say. Dez: Yep, I wonder what it is. Matt Money: Hey now. Crowd: Boo Matt Money: I just want to. Crowd Boo Matt Money: SHUT UP! Crowd: BOO Dez: I can't believe the fans are disrespecting him. He's Matt Money damn it! Hairy: Matt Money is a rich snob who thinks he can do anything, let the fans disrespect him. Matt Money: Whatever, Let me just make this quick for all you assholes in the arena tonight. Matt Money will NOT be competing against Spiker tonight. Crowd: Boo Matt Money: Yes I know, it's a real shame. But you see I am not contractually obligated to compete since I am not a UVW wrestler. So I will not be wrestling tonight. Besides, it's not like Spikers even on my level. Matt Money turns to walk away but bumps into "The Innovator" himself, Pain. Matt Money slowly backs away as Pain rips the mic out of his hands. The Crowd erupts in loud cheer as Pain raises the mic to his mouth. Dez: Oh no it's Pain. Hairy: Alright, make him wrestle Pain! Pain: Matt Money, you WILL be competing tonight against Spiker. You are under the UVW name and if I want to, then I can and will make you compete. If you don't like it then just lay down and show these fans how much of a bitch you really are. Matt Money starts yelling some stuff at Pain and he just shakes his head. Pain then grabs Matt Money and hurl him over his shoulder. Then Pain quickly walks down the ramp toward the ring with Matt Money stuggling to get free. Pain pulls himself onto the side of the ring and throws Matt Money over the top rope. Pain then walks away as Never Met a Mother Fucker Quite Like Me by Kid Rock starts playing. The fans erupt in cheers again as Spiker makes his way out on the ramp. Spiker walks by Pain who is leaving and it looks like he gives him the thumbs up. Spiker then starts sprinting to the ring and he slides in. Dez: How dare Pain force the co owner of UVW to wrestle, that's just not fair. Hairy: I think it's perfectly fair. Pain wrestles doesn't he? Dez: But Pain is a wrestler. Hairy: And here in UVW, Matt Money is too. The match starts with Matt Money attacking Spiker before he can even get to his feet. Matt is putting the boots to his head as Spiker rolls around trying to get away from his foot. Matt Then stops kicking him and he picks him up. Matt gives Spiker a neckbreaker. Matt then picks him up and goes for the cash drop but Spiker gets out of it and pushes Matt away. Hairy: It's to early to put him away Matt. Dez: Spikers the violent champ, I think Matts trying to get a quick win. Spiker takes a moment to shake off Matts cheap attack and then he squares of with Matt. They approach one another and get into a tie up. Matt wins and puts Spiker in a hammer lock. Spiker quickly counters putting matt in the hammer lock. Matt spins out of it and grabs Spikers arm. Matt irish whips him into the turnbuckle and he runs at Spiker. Spiker get's an elbow up hitting Matt in the jaw. Matt turns and stumbles backward. Matt then turns to face Spiker as Spiker charges out from the corner hitting him with a hard clothsline. Hairy: That was a great clothesline by Spiker. Dez: Looks like Matt may be shaken up a bit. Spiker drops a couple elbows on Matt Money and then he tries locking him in an STF. Matt squirms away though and gets back on his feet. Spiker charges in but Matt sends him crashing down with drop toe hold. Matt then jumps on the downed Spiker and puts him in a reverse chin lock. The ref checks on Spiker occasionally but he shows no signs of quitting. Matt lets go of spiker and drops kicks the back of his head. Spiker holds his head as Matt Money taunts the crowd. The fans boo and Matt Money turns around and picks Spiker up again. Matt then suplexes Spiker down to the Mat. Matt picks Spiker up again and throws Spiker into the ropes. Spiker bounces off and hits Matt with a flying forarm. They Matt get's back up quickly and so does Spiker. Spiker runs at Money again but Money drops down and Spiker runs over him. Matt Money gets back up as Spiker bounces off the ropes. Spiker spears Matt Money to the ground. Hairy: Looks Like Spiker is coming back. Dez: Don't count out the money man. Spiker stays on the offensive as He picks him up and drives him down in a spike DDT. Spiker picks him again and he thows Matt into the ropes. Matt bounces off and gets a super kick to the jaw by Spiker. Just then the lights go out and a battery is seen on the big screen once again. The battery has a light glowing from behind it….and then it explodes and the lights go back to normal. Spiker stands there looking confused for a second. Hairy: “What in the hell is all of this battery business?” Dez: “I’m not sure.,…but it’s certainly confusing.” Spiker runs over to the turnbuckle and climbs on the top rope. Spiker wastes no time as he jumps off in moonsault. Spiker lands on Matt Money and he goes for the pin. 1..........2...... KICK OUT! Hairy: A good plan but it doesn't work. Dez: Matt Money won't be defeated by a simple moonsault. Hairy: I bet you can't do a moonsault. Dez: Of course I can, it's just a flip. Hairy: Whatever you say Dez. Spiker gets up and kicks Matt a few times. Spiker then returns to the top rope and waits for Matt Money to get up. Matt Money gets up slowly and looks up at Spiker who is coming down on him with a flying cross body. Spiker connects and Matt Money is down for another count. 1..........2........ KICK OUT! Hairy: Matt Money barly got out of that one. Dez: Matt Money needs to come up with something right now or he might stay down. Hairy: Wait, someones walking down to the ring. Scott Mathews and Matt Breaker are walking down the ramp. They get to the ring and split up to opposite sides. Spiker sees this and he gets ready. Scott Mathews gets on the side of the ring and Spiker charges for him. While this is happening Matt Breaker slides into the ring from the other side and gets Spiker from the back. Spiker falls on the ropes as Scott Mathews slides in the ring to join Matt Breaker. They beat up Spiker for a bit until Matt Money gets up. Matt walks over to Spiker and he says something to Scott and Breaker. Matt then grabs Spiker from the back and holds him for Matt Breaker and Scott Mathews to pummel. They both punch him in his exposed stomach and chest a couple times and then Scott throws Breaker into the ropes. Breaker runs at Spiker and extends his leg for a super kick. But Spiker gets out of the way and Breaker hits Matt Money instead. Dez: Noooo, you idiots, how dare you hit Matt Breaker! Hairy: That's good, maybe now Spiker can capitalize. Spiker takes advantage of the confusion and he grabs Matt Breaker. Spiker throws him over the top rope and onto the floor. Scott Mathews rushes Spiker but is thrown over as well. Spiker then turns his attention to Matt Money who is struggling to get to his feet. Spiker kicks him in the gut and hits the Spike Stunner. Matt Money is down and out as Spiker hooks the leg and covers him. 1..........2..........3 THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS SPIKER! Hairy: What a match, Matt Money can't be happy with his two lackeys after that. Dez: They screwed Matt Money! Why didn't the ref disqualify him when they hit Matt? Hairy: Why didn't the ref disqualify Matt when they attacked Spiker? Dez: Cause Matt Money is the owner, you can't disqualify the boss. Hairy: Shut up Dez, this is UVW anyway. DQs are called seldomly as it is. Just then In Memorium by The Crown hits and the lights start flashing. “Psycho Killer” Jack comes walking out from the back. He looks around with a strange look on his face…but that’s normal for him. He then runs to the ring and slides in. Then Du Hast plays as TB Hunter makes his way into the ring. The bell signals the beginning of the match and the two men circle each other a few times. Then the two men lock up and TB hits a quick knee lift. As Jack bends over Hunter measures him and hits a hard punch to his temple. Hunter grabs Jack and whips him into the ropes quickly. Jack comes back and gets nailed with a back elbow. Hunter goes for an elbow drop then but Jack rolls out of the way. As Hunter hits the ground Jack goes for a legdrop but Hunter rolls out of the way aswell. TB Hunter goes for a kick from the sitting position to Jacks face but Jack lays down quickly to avoid it. He then goes for a punch to Hunter as both men sit side by side. TB Hunter blocks it and then hits one of his own. As TB Pounds away both men get up to their feet. He then goes for a big right hook but Jack ducks under it. TB Hunter spins around and then comes back to get hit with a hard clothesline. Jack picks Hunter up and pushes him into the corner. He hits a hard right punch and then kicks TB in the gut. He then puts his foot up to choke Hunter in the corner for awhile. Jack then walks away and turns back to Hunter….he looks at him for a second and then charges in but Hunter hits a drop toe hold sending Jacks face crashing down into the turnbuckle. He drags Jack out to the middle of the ring an locks on a side leg lock but Jack quickly gets to the ropes. Jack gets up and runs in just to get hit with a deep arm drag. TB Hunter quickly slaps on a short arm bar as Jack tries to fight it off. Hairy: “It looks like TB is going to try and counter Jacks Power Brawling style with his technical prowess!” Jack finally reaches up and pokes Hunter in the eye with his thumb. They both slowly get up but then Hunter hits Jack with a flipping dropkick. Just then the lights go off and the battery appears on the screen once again. T.B. Hunter looks at it confused when the Battery explodes once again and this time on the screen it says the words “SOON….DAMN SOON!” The screen then goes back to normal as Hunter is looking around confused. What he doesn’t realize though is that Jack has made it back to his feet behind him. TB Hunter turns around just to get NAILED with a running lariat. Dez: “WOW! That one left a mark!” Hairy: “So we saw that battery crap again…what are we now sponsored by Duracell or something?” Jack picks TB up and hits some forearm Smashes. He then backs TB up and whips him into the ropes. Jack hits a big spinebuster on Hunter. Jack then picks TB Hunter up and drags him over to the corner. Jack jumps up onto the middle turnbuckle and then pulls TB up in a piledriver postion. He jumps off with a sitout powerbomb from the middle rope!!! Dez: “Holy Hell! That could have paralyzed him!” Jack goes over to pin TB Hunter but TB reverses it into a roll up on Jack! Ref:…….1………..2…………..KICKOUT! Jack gets up and charges at Hunter but TB Ducks and hits a punch to the face. He Grabs Jack and whips him into the ropes. TB Hunter bends down for a back body drop but as Jack comes in he hits TB with a axe handle to the back. Jack pulls TB Hunter up and hits a deep hit of death! Jack goes for the pin! Ref:………..1…………2…………..3!!!! Pamela Pitstop: Here is your winner ….PSYCHO KILLER….JACK!!!! Jack gets up and raises his arm in the air…just then two men can be seen running into the ring and attacking Jack from behind. Hairy: “It’s High Impact! Scott Matthews and Matt Breaker!” Dez: “I guess they still aren’t done getting revenge on Jack.” The two men lift Jack up into the air hitting Final Impact….they then climb up in opposite corners and come flying off with High Impact! Hairy: “I can’t believe this! They just hit Jack with two of their finishers!” Just then Spiker comes running to the ring as TB is getting up. Spiker slides in and Clotheslines Scott Matthews out of the ring from behind. Matt Breaker starts coming up from behind Spiker for an attack but Hunter cuts him off. Tb Hunter backs Matt Breaker up and whips him to the ropes. As he comes back the two men time it perfectly so that as TB Hunter lifts Matt Breaker into the air, Spiker springboards onto the ropes and flys off with a turning dropkick to Matt Breaker. Breaker quickly rolls out of the ring to join his partner. The show fades off for the night as Scott Matthews and Matt Breaker are on the outside of the ring yelling stuff at TB Hunter and Spiker. 9/28/04 The screen fades into a view of the audience as the lights dim and fireworks hit. Loco By Coal Chamber plays and the fans go nuts. They have some signs that read things like “Jungle Monster” “Freaks R Fun” “Jack=Crippled” and “I want Beer!” Dez and Hairy make their way to the commentators table as this one is getting set to explode. Hairy: “Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Massacre! UVW is running strong and we have some great matches tonight!” Dez: “Not only that but Pain is supposed to have a big announcement tonight!” The Sickness begins to play as Freak makes his way to the ring. The fans aren’t truly sure what to think of him as he’s a new face to Ultra Violent Wrestling. He gets into the ring and awaits his opponent. Then some Jungle music begins to play as Barbarian Max makes his way to the ring. He gets in on the opposite side of Freak and the two stare eachother down. Hairy: “These two actually have quite a history together. They trained in the same fed and have feuded before. They know eachother inside and out! So this should be a great one.” Dez: “Yeah….and it looks like Max is a giant!” Hairy: “That’s right…he’s the heaviest person on the roster….so it’s safe to say that Max is BIG!” Dez: “It’s safe to say that I’m Big aswell if you know what I mean” *creepy laugh* Hairy: “Anyways….lets get to the action.” The bell rings as the two men lock up. Max ends up pushing freak across the ring. They try locking up again and Max once again just shrugs off Freak. Then Freak runs up and hits a dropkick to Max’s knee. Max falls to one knee as Freak starts to pound away on him. Max gets up and Freak whips him into the ropes. Max ducks the clothesline on the way back and then comes flying back with a shoulder block to Freak. Max hits a big elbow drop to the chest of Freak. Max picks Freak up but Freak hits a low blow to Max. The two start pounding away at eachother and then Freak gets the upper advantage. He sends Max reeling but then Max runs forward for a second at Freak and Freak hits a huge flapjack to the big man. Freak picks Max back up and throws a big right fist to his face. He then whips Max into the ropes and hits a drop toe hold. He runs up and hits an elbow drop to the back of Max’s head. He picks Max back up and hoists him up on his shoulder. He walks over to one corner and then turns to point the other. Dez: “It looks like he’s going for a running powerslam.” Hairy: “The move that The British Bulldog made famous!” He runs forward a few steps but then Max slips off behind Freak and pushes Freak face first into the corner. He lays against the turnbuckle as Max runs up from behind with a splash. He then hooks Freak and hits a release german suplex into the middle of the ring. Max climbs the turnbuckles to the top and waits while Freak slowly gets up. He isn’t even facing Max since he’s so out of it. Max jumps off and hits a Jungle Drop on Freak. Ref:……..1………….2………..3!!!! Jungle twist starts to play again as Max’s hand is raised in victory. After awhile Freak gets back up and the two go nose to nose. They yell some stuff at eachother and then Max takes a stiff punch to the face from Freak. He looks at Freak and then returns the Punch. The two stare eachother down for a few more seconds and then shake hands!!! Max goes to Pamela Pitstop and asks to use the mic for a second. Barbarian Max: “Now I want to send a warning and a challenge out to all the people here in UVW. Us Monsters wish to make a challenge….a Challenge that we have seen others making recently……we want a shot at the UVW Tag Team Titles! And when we get it….we will show everyone just how dangerous we really are!” The two men leave the ring as Pain makes his way down to the ring without anyone noticing. He grabs the mic and begins to talk which gets all of the fans attention. He is still bandaged up from his match with Jack. And he has The Violent Title around his waist. Pain: “Hello everyone in UVW I am here to make a few announcements. First of all….UVW’s Next ppv will be title “Violent Streets” and will also be headlined by Myself Vs. Jack in a Three stages of hell match. First match being a Jacks Playground match or whatever the hell he said……Second match being a Master of Dominance match….and if there is a third match…it will be decided the night of the ppv by the winner of a coin toss! But anyways on to other business…..BT Smooth….the ‘Vice President’ of UVW….come on out here!” The Smooth Spot (an original UVW Theme) plays as BT Smooth makes his way into the ring. He seems confused as to why he’s coming down to the ring…what the hell is going on? Pain: “Now BT….you are in good with Mr. Matt Money…..That is until you let me take control of this Violent Title that is around my waist and officially sanction a UVW Violent title match for tonight….that is where your ass messed up! Because now……I am here to tell you…that Matt Money has given me the nod to fire you….so without any further delay BT……YOU’RE FIRED!” As Pain says this he kicks BT Smooth in the gut and Hits Judgment! Pain gets up and grabs the mic again as BT is out cold. Pain: “Now that handles one pest…now for another….PTH….you have irritated me for the last time…I have gotten all of the whining from you about not winning the world title and this and that….so with that being said….your match tonight is canceled! I’m tired of you so starting next week…..you’re getting dealt with!” Just then Prime Time Heat walks out…..He seems upset….but then Randy Orton runs out from behind him and hits an RKO. He then runs off as EMT’s check on PTH. Then some strange music starts as OWF owner Lonewolf and OWF/NeWA star Nick Jeffries walk out and start making their way down to the ring. They have something that looks like the OWF Heavyweight title with them. Pain: “Jesus Christ! How many interruptions am I going to get tonight!? Now I have to deal with a fruity puppy and an even fruitier owner! Well I see you guys made a replica of the belt I burned……if you think it’s worth anything….well just come on into the ring and prove it.” Lonewolf rolls into the ring just to get hit with Judgment just like BT was. Then Nick Jeffries runs into the ring. Pain punches him once and he falls down. Pain picks him up and then takes him down in The Innovation! Dez: “Pain is on fire tonight!” Hairy: “Yeah he looks beat up still but he’s definitely kicking ass with the best of them.” Nick Jeffries starts tapping out as Pain pulls back on the Innovation. But Pain doesn’t let go of the hold. Nick Jeffries soon starts crying like the little bitch that he is. After awhile pain finally lets the baby out of the hold and grabs the OWF Heavyweight title…..he spits down on it but then picks it up and spits down on the two OWF men. He then walks out of the ring taking the OWF Heavyweight title with him. "The flame still burns" begins to play as the seven foot tall monster emerges from the backstage area. He walks down the ramp and into the ring. Shortly after, "Du Hast" by Rammstein is heard as the new member T. B. Hunter makes his way out to the ring. The fans cheer as he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Dez: This new guy T. B. Hunter has something to prove out here tonight. Hairy: That's right but I believe a friend of Spikers will prove more then a match for Death. Dez: Yeah right, look at death, he's a beast from who knows where, T. B. Hunter hasn't got a chance. Hairy: Well, we'll soon find out, this match is underway. The bell rings and T. B. Hunter and Death open up the match in a tie up. Death wins and throws Hunter into the ropes. Hunter bounces off and jumps into the air hitting death with a flying clothesline. Death gets back up right away only to be knocked back down with a shoulder block. Death quickly returns to his feet again and gets kicked in the gut by Hunter. Death bends over and Hunter hooks him in a suplex position. Hunter lifts him up and holds him there with one arm. Hunter then drops him down head first in a perfect stalling brainbuster. Hairy: T. B. Hunter is off to a great start, he just manhandled this giant in little to no time. Dez: It's just beginners luck, he still has no chance. Hairy: Whatever you say Dez. Hunter stays on the attack as he picks Death up gives him a standing clothesline. Hunter then puts the boots to his face as Death squirms around trying to get free. Hunter stops kicking him and drops an elbow on his head. He gets back up and drops another on his head. Hunter picks him up and throws Death into the ropes. Death bounces off the ropes and gets a belly to belly suplex from Hunter. Hunter taunts to the crowd and they cheer loudly. Dez: Look at him show off, he thinks he's got this match won. Hairy: Well if you haven't been paying attention to the match Dez, it's been T. B. Hunter doing all the ass kicking this far. Dez: I still think Death is going to win, he's been letting Hunter waste his energy, I'm sure of it. Hairy: You are a real dumbass, no one takes that much damage on purpose. Dez: ............. Hunter finishes pleasing the crowd and turns around as Death is getting to his feet. Hunter walks up to him and grabs his head. Hunter bends him over and puts him in a standing head scissors. Hunter lifts Death up and drops down for a beautiful sit down powerbomb. Death looks like he's had enough because he isn't moving. Hunter picks him up and throws him into the corner. Hunter runs at him and jumps high hitting him with a body splash. Death staggers around as Hunter bouces off the nearby ropes. He runs at Death and then spins around him and grabs him by the back of the head drops him down in The Last Hunt. Hunter puts one foot over Deaths chest and the ref counts. 1................2................3 Hairy: And this match is over. T. B. Hunter just obliterated Death. Dez: Death was destroyed, I can't believe someone of that size can go down so easilly. Hairy: Yes it's hard to believe but wait, whats Hunter doing? Hunter stares at Death for a while and then picks up his limp body. Death stands there in a daze as Hunter reaches into his pants and pulls out brass knuckles. Hunter puts it on his right hand and pulls his arm back. Hunter then swings it forward hitting death with the power of the punch. Death goes down hard and lays there. Dez: Wow, that was awesome, Death deserved that. Hairy: That was just uncalled for, He may not have done that good but that doesn't give you the right to embarrass him. Dez: He must have been disappointed with his opponent so he sent a message to everyone in the back. Hairy: That might not be such a great idea Dez, I am sure someone will step up to him if that's what he wants. Dez: I agree with you there Dez, someone will definitely take a stand. The cameras go to the back where T.B. Hunter is walking…he walks up and right into none other then “Psycho Killer” Jack. He stares at the banged up Jack some and then just shrugs him off and walks away as Jack stares at him, surprised by the behavior and disrespect. "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed blasts through the P A system and Anarchy appears onto the stage. He walks down the ramp and jumps onto the side of the ring. He steps over the ropes and waits for his opponent. "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent is heard and G Money walks out from the backstage area. He walks down the ring and slide into the ring. Dez: Well this is going to be a um..... exciting match. Hairy: G Money hasn't proven anything to the UVW except for the fact that he just plain sucks. This match won't be long. Dez: I think you're right Hairy. The match starts out with G Money running at Anarchy. G money jumps into the air and attacks Anarchy. However Anarchy just sticks his chest out and G Money bounces off it like it was a concrete wall. G Money gets back up and begins punching Anarchy in the face but it doesn't appear to be doing any damage, just seems to be irritating him. As G Money continues his relentless onslought of punches, Anarchy grabs one and bends his wrist back. G Money drops to a knee as Anarchy smiles at his victim. Hairy: Anarchy is just humiliating him. Dez: Yes he is, it's great. Anarchy quickly picks up G Money and drops him with an Anarchist Crunch. He puts a finger on G Money. 1...............2...............3 Hairy: And this match is over, what an easy match for Anarchy. Dez: Yeah, I was hoping for a bit more then this. Hairy: Doesn't matter, Anarchy is the victor and G Money is the loser. Dez: I don't think we can expect anything good from G Money. In the back Madman Master Tohgoh is seen preparing for the match. Suddenly Jack comes running up infront of him with a 2x4. He whacks it over Madmans head and takes him down. He gets up and continuously brings the board down on the head of Madman. The scene cuts back to the commentators as Jack is going nuts on Master Tohgoh. Hairy: “What the hell was that all about!?” Dez: “I think that’s obvious….it’s Jack being Jack….looking to add to his list of victims!” Hairy: “Well anyways Kane is already in the ring and Spiker Is on his way out now….Guess this match will just have to be one on one.” Dez: “Yup…while we were watching that backstage scene Pain came down with the UVW Violent title and left it at ringside. He also suspended the barbwire above the ring. Now someone just has to reach it!” Hairy: “You truly are sick!” Spiker slides into the ring and the bell rings as he charges Kane. He hits a flying front dropkick which sends Kane back into the ropes. He runs at Kane and clotheslines him over the ropes but Kane lands on his feet. He runs and jumps over the ropes with a cross body block but Kane catches him. Kane runs towards the ringpost with Spiker but Spiker slides off and Kane runs face first into the post. He stumbles back and Spiker dropkicks him in the back of the head back into the post. Spiker then turns Kane around and whips him back first into the announce table. He pulls Kane up onto the table and hits him with a few punches. He then hooks him and hits a piledriver through the announce table! Hairy: “Wow Spiker really making a quick impact here!” Dez: “Well that’s because he knows it’s for all the marbles here! The Violent title is on the line…..what more can you say?....it’s important tonight!” Spiker walks over to where the ladder is at ringside and slides it into the ring. He sets it up and starts climbing up after the barbwire. Once he gets to the top he starts reaching up….but then looks and sees that Kane is standing outside of the ring. He stops thinking for a second and then jumps off the top of the ladder and to the outside with a flipping splash onto kanes shoulder. Kane falls down quickly and Spiker rolls him back into the ring. Spiker follows after and Kane gets up. Spiker kicks Kane in the gut and then hits a Spiker Stunner. Spiker climbs back up to the ladder and grabs the barbwire off. He climbs down the ladder with the barbwire. He takes the barbwire and whips Kane with it. He then places it down on the ground….Bodyslams Kane on top of it. Then he takes the ladder and folds it up and puts it over Kane. Spiker climbs up the ropes and jumps off with a 450 splash onto the ladder. He pins Kane as the ref makes the count. Ref:……….1……………..2……………..3!!!!!! Spikers music plays as the ref brings him the violent title and raises his hand and Pamela Pitstop announces Spiker as the winner and NEW UVW VIOLENT CHAMPION! Spiker puts the belt around his waist and climbs up the ropes and raises his hands up in the air. Dez: “Wow…he made that look easy.” Hairy: “Yeah but we know that it truly wasn’t…….Spiker faught hard for this and knew how much it meant.” Dez: “Do you realize he’s only the third person to hold that title in it’s 8 year history!” UVW goes off the air as Spiker is celebrating….Tune in next week for more great action and also for more info on the UVW Violent Streets, PPV. 9/21/04 Massacre A Graphic comes up on the screen saying that tonight Jack will announce why he threw the world title down in the middle of the ring at Re-Birth last week. Then it recaps all of the matches about to take place tonight. This screen fades into a view of the audience as the lights dim and fireworks hit. Loco By Coal Chamber plays and the fans go nuts. They have some signs that read things like “You will Blink” “Kerosene Heater” “Anarchy fears the Mirror” and “Spiker = Ratings” Dez and Hairy make their way to the commentators table as this one gets started right away. Hairy: “Well welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Massacre. Tonight is our return to TV and it will sure be a great night.” Dez: “That’s the same thing I said to your mom last night!” Hairy: “What!?....my mom….ahhh nevermind….lets just get started.” Rising by Stuck Mojo plays as Matt Money walks out to the ring. He’s still wearing his glasses and Armani suit. He steps foot into the ring with Referee Scott Matthews. He grabs a microphone from Pamela Pitstop at ringside and waits for the crowd to quiet down. Matt Money: “Now Pain once again thought he outsmarted me. He signed me up for an elimination match with a bunch of losers here in UVW. But what happened? Hmmm for some reason the person in my office responsible for making travel arrangements for the Stars here messed things up. And the three men I was supposed to face tonight, Well…..for some odd reason they didn’t receive their plane tickets for today. So therefore none of them are here. It’s just me….and I have brought Scott Matthews out here to do the right thing. He’s going to count those men out and award ME the match! Now get to counting!” The fans boo as Scott Matthews begins the count. Hairy: “This just isn’t right!” Scott Matthews: ………1……..2……….3……4……..5………6………7…………8……….9……..10!!! DING DING DING!!!! Matt Money gives the mic to Scott Matthews as Rising begins to play again on the P.A. System. Scott Matthews: “Your winner, and the GREATEST CEO that the UVW has ever seen…..MATT MONEY!!!!” The two men laugh as they make their way to the back again. As soon as they get past the curtain the next match is set to begin. Arabian music plays and Sabu gets to the ring. Then The flame still Burns plays as Death comes out to the ring. Then Du Hast by Rammstein starts playing. Both men look around in complete confusion. The announcers even seem confused. Noone else was scheduled to be in this matchup. Just then the newest recruit to UVW, T.B. Hunter comes running out with a steel chair! He slides into the ring and levels Sabu right away. Death starts to walk up behind him but Hunter hits a blind swing into his face. Hunter then puts Sabus head in the chair and hits a running senton drop onto the chair crushing it around Sabus head. Dez: “Wow! This is Sabus last night in UVW, and well….looks like he’s going to be left remembering it for awhile.” Hairy: “That is if he can remember anything at all!” After beating on them for a little while Du Hast starts over and T.B> Hunter makes his way out of the ring and through the crowd. We Cut to a scene in the back. Kane is seen getting ready for a match with the referee walking along side him. Suddenly Anarchy runs up from behind with a crowbar. He hits Kane in the back of the head and Kane falls down in an instant. The back of his head is busted with a huge gash and looks like it will need stitches. The referee takes one look at it and goes to the cameraman and lets the ring announcer know to ring the bell. It seems that Anarchy has won this match before it’s even started! Hairy: “I can’t believe it! The Animal known as Anarchy has struck again! I guess since Kane is bleeding that the match is over…doesn’t matter if it was really in the ring or not!” Dez: “Well that was insane….i guess then we should just get to Randy Orton Vs. G-Money!” G-Money is seen entering the ring ready for his matchup. He sits and waits for Randy Orton but noone sees him. The Referee starts a 10 count as it looks like we’re ready for yet another canceled match. When the ref reaches 8 someone is seen running out from the crowd behind G-Money……it’s Randy Orton!!! He runs in the ring and Dropkicks G Money in the back of the head. G Money stumbles forward and into the ropes. He leans on them and Orton runs up from behind and hits a knee to the small of Moneys back. Dez: “I can’t believe that he snuck up on G Money like that!” Hairy: “I can...G Money is scum and deserves to be attacked dammit!” Dez: “You’re just jealous!” Orton hits G Money with a few right hands and then hooks him for a Tigerbomb. He almost hits it but G-Money hurricanrannas him. Orton gets up quickly as G Money runs at him quickly. Orton takes G Moneys head off with a HUGE clothesline. He picks G Money up and drags him to the corner. He places G Money on the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. G Money then connects with a punch. Orton falls down to the mat on his back, he quickly gets back up though. Randy Orton stands there for a second as G Money jumps at him. Randy Orton hits an RKO out of nowhere though! Dez: “OH MY GOD!!!! Where the hell did that come from!?” Randy Orton pins G Money and gets an easy 3 count. His music plays and he rolls out of the ring and Jumps into the crowd where he fights his way out of the arena. A video Package is shown highlighting the recent events leading up to the double main event we have in store tonight. Clips are shown of Spiker in his everyday life and talking to someone on the phone and everything. Then they show some lousy clip of PTH….it was sad really……And then they show Jacks fun time earlier in the week and the clips from everything that Pain has been doing. Then it’s time to get things started. Never Met A Motherf*cker Quite Like Me by Kid Rock begins to play as the crowd goes nuts. Spiker walks out to a loud ovation. He gets in the ring and starts to showoff for the fans with a backflip off the turnbuckle. Just then Big Money Heavyweight by Big Tymers plays as Prime Time Heat walks out and to the ring. There is a ladder set up at the end of the ramp, right infront of the ring. PTH seems just as cocky as ever. The two get in the ring as the bell rings. Hairy: “Well this should be a classic! Hanging above the ring is a blank contract. The winner is the first to grab that contract…and then they can fill it in to request any title shot in any match that they want.” Dez: “That’s right…if it’s a vacant title they don’t get to pick their opponent…..but they get to pick the stipulations and everything.” The two start pounding away on eachother but then PTH gets the advantage. He then backs Spiker up to the ropes and runs at him. Spiker hits a hurricanranna to the outside and this time they BOTH go over. Spiker grabs PTH by the head and slams his face down onto the ringsteps. PTH tries to walk away but Spiker follows behind him and slams his face down into the protective barrier. Spiker grabs PTH and rolls him back into the ring. Spiker follows in but Prime Time starts to stomp on Spiker as he enters the ring. He then picks Spiker up and hits and elbow to the face and whips him into the ropes. Spiker counters the whip and hits a high backbody drop. Spiker kneels down next to PTH and grabs him by the hair. He slams his head down into the mat a few times and then gets back up. PTH uses the ropes to stand back up and Spiker runs up from behind and kicks PTH’s leg out from under him. PTH tries to get up using the ropes again but once again has his leg kicked out. Spiker picks PTH up and punches him. He whips him into the ropes but PTH grabs the ropes as Spiker attempts a dropkick. PTH rolls to the outside to try and get a breather. PTH is resting with his back against the ring apron when Spiker comes up from behind and grabs his hair. He pulls PTH up but PTH drops down with Spikers neck across the top rope. PTH grabs the ladder and puts it up on the ring apron. He’s going to slide it into the ring as Spiker gets back to his feet. Spiker sees this and takes a baseball slide into the ladder sending it crashing into PTH’s ribs. Spiker goes to the outside and grabs PTH. He throws PTH over the protective barrier and into the crowd. Dez: “What in the hell does he think he’s doing!? Prime Time Heat shouldn’t be in the crowd with all those low lifes! He’s better then that!” Spiker follows him into the audience and they start to hammer on eachother with rights and lefts. Spiker gets the advantage and slams PTH down onto a chair as a fan runs away in fright. He goes to pick PTH up but PTH his a thumb to the eye. As Spiker grabs his eye and backs up some PTH gets up and hits a stiff right forearm which sends Spiker reeling backwards. PTH hits a few more and backs Spiker back up against the protective barrier. He runs at Spiker but Spiker hits PTH with a backbody drop back over to the ringside area. Spiker follows over the barrier. He sets the ladder up against the ring apron. Spiker slams PTH face first into the ladder and PTH falls backward unconscious. Spiker grabs PTH by the feet and hits a hard slingshot right into the ladder! Hairy: “That one HAD to hurt!” Spiker walks over and finds another ladder at ringside. He bridges it between the barrier and the ring apron. When he turns around PTH hits a rake to the eyes. PTH then vertical suplexes Spiker down across the ladder and Spiker rolls off to the other side. PTH makes sure that the ladder is sturdy and then climbs up onto it. He grabs Spiker by the hair and drags him up aswell. He hooks Spiker for a suplex but Spiker hits two back elbows to PTH’s ribs. He then starts punching PTH in the face. After about 4 punches PTH goes down with a rung of the ladder right between his legs! Dez: “Oh no….that’s going to ruins his night!!” Hairy: “I’m sure you know just how that feels!” Dez: “Yeah, kind of like the time your sister was giving me…..” Hairy: “Anyways…back to the action!” Spiker drags him off of the ladder and rolls him back into the ring. PTH gets into the ring and moves into the corner where he sits trying to catch his breath. Spiker picks the ladder up and decides to put it in the ring. He slides it over the bottom rope and starts to push it in as PTH sees this he gets up. PTH runs and jumps ass first onto the side of the ladder that is in the ring, which sends the other end of the ladder up into Spikers face. PTH looks to have hurt himself some aswell with that move. But after awhile he gets up and pulls the ladder into the ring. PTH sets the ladder up underneath the contract. He begins to climb but halfway up Spiker makes it back into the ring and pushes the ladder over. PTH jumps off though and lands on his feet. He charges and hits a clothesline on Spiker. As Spiker is getting up PTH folds the ladder up and rams it into Spikers ribs and traps him in the corner using the ladder. He lays his end of the ladder down and starts hitting Spiker and slamming his head down onto the ladder. PTH rolls outside and looks under the ring and pulls out a chair!. He clombs up on the turnbuckle behind Spiker with that chair. Hairy: “NO! he’s going to crush Spikers head with it!!!” He holds the chair up high but then Spiker hits a back elbow into the abdomen of PTH. He then snapmares Prime Time down onto the ladder that is infront of him. PTH grabs his back in agony and rolls around some. Spiker gets up and leans the ladder against the top rope. He picks PTH up and front Russian legsweeps him down onto the ladder (you know…the move Jeff Jarrett calls the stroke) Spiker slowly gets up and lays the closed ladder between the second and third ropes in the corner. Spiker goes over and grabs PTH. He goes to whip PTH but PTH counters and sends Spiker sternum first into the ladder. Spiker falls fast. PTH picks Spiker up and hits a reverse DDT. Both men are out of it for a short time before PTH finally gets up and starts stomping on Spiker. He then pulls the ladder out some to make sure it’s in place again. He makes sure that Spiker is laying directly under it and he grabs Spikers legs. He hits a slingshot right up into the ladder! Dez: “That was brutal! I can’t believe it!” Hairy: “Prime Time Heat showing that he has a violent side!” The ladder falls back into the ring from the impact as PTh struggles back up to his feet. PTH sees the first ladder from this match still laying against the ropes and he pulls it into the ring. He slowly sets up the ladder under the contract but then falls down to the canvas from the beating he’s taken thusfar. Hairy: “Both men have had a lot taken out of them. Prime Time Heat right now is just trying to keep things going.” He slowly gets back up and onto the first rung of the ladder where he lays half conscious. At the same time Spiker sets up the other ladder from his knees and puts it next to the one PTH has. PTH makes it another rung up as Spiker starts to climb his ladder right next to PTH. PTH starts reaching up trying to grab the contract but Spiker hits him in the back of the head. Both men are about halfway up the ladder as Spiker hits two more fists to the back of PTH’s skull. He then hooks PTH and jumps off the ladder with a huge bulldog off the ladders! Dez: “WOW! What an impact! Both men will need to take awhile to regroup after that one!” Both men rolls around in agony for quite some time. After awhile, Spiker uses the ladder to help him to his feet. He starts to climb as PTH slowly gets up. PTH reaches up and hits Spiker with a low blow. PTH then climbs up the ladder next to him and hits a piledriver off the ladders!!!! Hairy: “HOLY CRUD!!!!!! That could have killed Spiker! He could be paralyzed! WE NEED E.M.T.s out here immediately!” A ref comes out to check on the men but they seem to be alright. After awhile PTH makes his way out of the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out two more chairs! He slides them both into the ring and places one across Spikers face and then stands back with the other one. He reuns at Spiker but Spiker grabs the chair and swings upwards which collides with the chair that PTH has and sends them both into Prime Times face! Spiker rolls out of the ring and grabs a third ladder. He slides it into the ring and follows it in. He sets the two chairs up and bridges them with the ladder. He then lays PTH onto the ladder and climbs up to the top rope! He jumps off and nails PTH with a 450 splash onto the ladder. The ladder doesn’t give in the slightest as the chairs collapse under the pressure. Both men seem hurt yet again. Dez: “These men are putting it ALL on the line!” Spiker gets up and slowly starts to make his way up a ladder. At the same time PTH grabs the ladder that he was laid across before and uses it to hit Spiker in the ribs. Spiker falls off of the ladders and to the mat. PTH sets up the third ladder behind the other two and then starts to climb it. But at the same time Spiker climbs the turnbuckles. When PTH is halfway up Spiker hits a missle dropkick to Prime Time Heat! Both men are once again down as they both squirm to get to the ladders. They both go around to one of the ladders and start climbing opposite sides of it. They reach the top and start punching eachother. Then the ladder starts to tip and both men fall over the top rope and to the outside as the ladder topples! Hairy: “They have to be broken in half!!!” PTH slowly slides back into the ring. He seems half dead as he grabs a ladder to help himself up. He bgins to climb once again. He’s very slow to make it anywhere and actually falls back down after two steps. He then starts climbing again. He makes it halfway up before Spiker rolls in with a chair and runs and hits a chair shot to the back of PTH. PTH falls onto the top of the ladder and lays limp 10 feet up in the air. Spiker climbs up the other ladder and gets to the top. He grabs PTH and signals for a Spike Stunner! Dez: “This could be it! This could be the end!!!!” Spiker jumps off the ladder with PTH Nailing a HUGE Spike Stunner! He then makes his way slowly up the ladder and retrieves the contract. He rolls out of the ring half dead as his music begins to play. Spiker slaps a few hands at ringside and makes his way to the back. Hairy: “Wow….what a match.” Dez: “And now Spiker gets to chose his title match for next week at massacre! I wonder what he’ll decide!” Hairy: “I’m sure it’ll be a good choice!” Dez: “Yeah…….Well anyways it’s time for tonight’s Main Event!” The ringside crew begin setting up for our main event tonight. They take the ladders away from the match that just ended and get things cleaned up. Then they take down the ropes and replace it with Barbwire. They take the mats away from ringside, exposing the cold hard concrete. And they begin to distribute all kinds of weapons around the ring. After a few minutes the ring area is set and is awaiting the athletes. Dez: “Well this should be a crazy matchup….Unlike anything we’ve ever seen here before!” Hairy: “You freaking moron! What do you mean!? We’ve had two of these matches in the past! Think before you speak next time!” Dez: “Geez…..Say it…don’t spray it!” The lights dim as In Memorium by The Crown plays throughout the arena. The fans cheer as the one known as “Psycho Killer” Jack comes out to the ring. He carefully walks through the barbwire ropes and then walks around looking at it and smiling. Just then Sic by Slipknot plays as Pain comes running out. He still has a neck brace on but he seems to be very energetic. As the music gets the crowd pumped up Pain makes his way into the ring. He stands in the opposite corner of Jack and stares him down. Pain looks at Jack….looks around the ring some….And then takes his neck brace off and throws it out of the ring. Hairy: “It looks as though out of respect for Jack and for the match, Pain is taking his neck brace off and doesn’t want any excuses for anything that happens.” Dez: “Maybe that’s what it looks like to you….to me….It just looks like that damn thing got too itchy for him!” DING DING DING!!!!......this match is underway! Pain and Jack circle each other a few times. They have been waiting for this match for over a year, and both of them want to come out on top. Not like anyone would want to come out on the bottom….but you know what I mean!.....right?....anyways….. The two men lock up and Jack quickly hits Pain with a knee lift. He hits two forearms to the face and then tries to whip Pain into the barbwire ropes. Pain quickly puts the brakes on before running into the barbwire and he turns to run back at Jack but gets hit with a big clothesline from the Psycho Killer. Jack hits a knee drop to Pains forehead and then picks him back up. He hits Pain with a bodyslam and then taunts to the fans. He goes over to the barbwire and touches it a bit before smiling again. He grabs Pain and then grabs him by the back of the head and tries to run him into the barbwire. Pain ducks out and Jack almost runs into the barbwire before he stops just in time. Jack turns around to get met with a hard right hand by Pain. He hits two more and then a dropkick which sends Jack stumbling backwards. Jack is about two inches from the barbwire but then regains his composure and goes back after Pain. Pain kicks him in the gut and then wrenches the arm. He hits a back elbow to Jacks arm and then a Japanese arm drag. Pain is still holding onto the arm and hits a legdrop onto it before locking in an armbar. Hairy: “Looks like Pain is going to try the submission and technical approach before he goes to the weapons. Maybe even buying a little time before the real danger begins.” Dez: “Danger!? HAH! Danger is Pains middle name!!!” Hairy: “I thought his middle name was Scott?” Dez: “Hmmm I don’t know…anyways….Jack is making back to his feet.” Jack battles out of the hold and starts to get back up to his feet as Pain is still wrenching the arm. Jack tries to punch Pain with his other fist but Pain ducks it and then pulls on Jacks arm and hits a shortarm clothesline. He then locks on a crippler crossface as the ref checks on Jack. Hairy: “Wow…Maybe Pain really wants to make Jack tap again!” Jack rolls over which puts his sholders down and the ref starts to count. Ref:….1……Kickout! Jack finally makes his way out of the hold but he is in obvious pain. Pain gets up and Grabs Jack. He hooks him and hits a swinging neckbreaker. He then picks Jack back up and goes to whip him into the barbwire! Jack almost hits the wire but baseball slides under the ropes! The bottom barbwire strand cuts him a small bit but it was better then hitting them all at once. Jack falls down onto the concrete as Pain looks somewhat disappointed. Pain goes to the ropes on the other side of the ring and slowly makes his way out while trying not to cut himself. He gets to the outside of the ring and starts looking around at all of the toys for his use. He finally decides to go with a simple and plain steel folding chair. Meanwhile on the other side Jack has recovered and he grabs a chair himself. They both start heading towards eachother and round the same corner at the same time. They both swing their chairs and the two metal objects collide in mid air. The impact of this collision hurts both of their hands and they both drop their chairs. Then the two start to pound away at eachother. Jack finally gets the advantage and throws Pain down into the ringside steps. Pain falls in a fetal position as the steps break apart from the impact. Jack goes over and stomps on Pain. He then grabs a cookie sheet that is laying around and waits for Pain to get back up. Jack cracks the pan across Pains back. Pain turns around in agony only to get hit over the head with the same object. Pain goes limp and falls over. Dez: “Oh my god! PAIN IS OUT!” Hairy: “Nah…I don’t care what you think. I know Pain and he has a lot more fight in him then that.” The Referee slowly makes his way out of the ring as Jack goes for the pin on Pain. By the time the ref finally gets there it’s only about a one count at the most. Jack looks upset but quickly gets to his feet. Pain rolls around some and then grabs a small sheet of glass that is right by the ring. Jack reaches down to pick Pain up but gets met with a piece of glass shattering over his head! Jack is officially busted open….but that’s nothing new with him. Pain gets up and grabs a nearby stapler. He begins to staple Jacks head!!!! But after two staples Jack rolls away. Dez: “That’s just disgusting! We can still see the staples hanging there!” Pain goes and picks Jack up. He sets him up for a suplex. And he hits it right down on an acoustic guitar that is laying around. The Guitar shatters into a million pieces and Jack grabs at his back which is in massive amounts of pain now. Pain grabs a metal trash can and puts Jacks head inside of it. Pain grabs another chair and holds it under his arm. He takes a running elbow drop with the chair crushing the can around Jacks head. Pain gets back up and starts kicking the can around. He pulls the can off of Jacks bloody head and picks Jack back up. He lays the chair down on the floor and then DDT’s Jack down onto the chair. Some blood smears onto the chair and Pain holds it up to show the crowd. He then wraps the chair around the ankle of Jack and starts to taunt him as he takes a few steps back. Hairy: “This can’t be good! He’s trying to cripple Jack!” Pain takes a running leap and attempts a headbutt to the chair which is wrapped around Jacks ankle. Jack rolls out of the way and Pain just hits face first on the concrete. Jack gets the chair off of his ankle and starts looking under the ring for something new. He quickly pulls out…….a stuffed teddy bear!?....He looks at it and figures “what the hell” So he waits for Pain to get up and takes a running start. He nails Pain in the head and Pain goes down without hesitation. Jack looks somewhat surprised and he hugs the bear real quick. Then he stops and feels the bear some. He looks at it and then rips its head off and throws it into the crowd. Some kids that are sitting ringside can be seen crying at this event. Jack reaches into the bears body and pulls out a brick that was inside of it! Dez: “Well that’s certainly a new thing in children’s toys!” Hairy: “…………SHUTUP!” Jack picks Pain back up and hits an elbow to the face. He picks Pain up in a firemans carry and then does a front flip ontop of him down onto the concrete ground. He pins Pain. Ref:……..1………2…………Kickout! Hairy: “Pain was going for a submission earlier on…but it looks like Jack just wants to beat him senseless and pin him! Jack gets back up and stands over Pain. He bends over and slaps Pain right in the face and then starts yelling some stuff, Pain gets fired up from this and reaches up and grabs Jack by the throat. Jack is surprised by this. Pain stands back up and then Pain pushes Jack back into the ringpost by the throat. He goes to kick Jacks head into the post with a standing side kick but Jack rolls out of the way. Pain quickly gets back on the offensive with a kick to the ribs. Pain then follows up with a stiff kick to the side of Jacks head. That’s right….Tajiri style!....Pain then reaches down and grabs a wooden chair. He opens it up and puts it on the floor. Pain goes over and picks Jack up. He grabs Jacks head and hits a running bulldog onto the wooden chair causing the seat part to break off. Pain then grabs the back half of the chair and lays it down ontop of Jack. He goes over and finds a bowling ball that he grabs. He walks over to where Jack is and throws it down ontop of the broken wooden chair! Jack tries to get back up but Pain pins him. Ref:……..1………..2………..Kickout!!!! Pain gets back up and grabs Jack….he drags him over a bit and then finds a wooden table. He sets it up between the ring apron and the guard rail. Hen the looks over and sees a glass table and he smiles while thinking of something devious. He slides the glass table directly underneath the wooden one. He then lays Jack ontop of the wooden table and climbs up the apron and onto the top turnbuckle while the whole time being very careful not to catch himself on the barbwire. Pain looks down on Jack and then jumps off while attempting a frog splash. Jack rolls off of the table and Pain goes crashing through both the wooden and glass table. Dez: “OH MY…….GOSH!!!” Hairy: “Will you stop saying that all the time? You sound like a moron! But anyways that move was insane! And now it looks like Pain is bleeding not only on his face but also a few parts on his arms and on his body!” Pain tries to get up but is a little bit out of it. Jack finds a bottle of Jack Daniels laying around. He opens it and chugs some and then breaks the rest of the bottle over the back of Pains head. Pains head begins to bleed even more. Jack picks Pain up and drags him over to a little coil of Barbwire that is rolled up. Jack puts Pains head between his legs and hits a devastating jumping piledriver onto the barbwire. As Pain falls to the side the barbwire comes with him as it is stuck to the top of his head. Jack goes and starts yelling at some kid sitting at ringside about how he’s going to kill Pain. Meanwhile Pain is getting back to his feet, He stands up right next to the ring apron, using it to help support his weight. Jack turns and sees Pain standing. He runs at Pain but Pain hits a back body drop on Jack, causing Jack to go flipping into the barbwire ropes up above. Jack bounces off of them and falls back to the concrete landing almost directly on his head. The barbwire has ripped into the flesh on Jacks back and the back of his legs as well. Pain slowly gets to his feet and then he sees two pictures leaning against the ring. There is a poster of Jack and one of Pain….both in large glass frames. Pain grabs the Jack poster and waits for Jack to make it to his feet. When Jack turns around Pain smashes the poster over his head. Jack falls back to the ground with the leftovers of the frame still hanging around his neck. Pain grabs the picture of him and places it under Jacks face. Pain climbs up on the ring apron and jumps off attempting a legdrop but Jack rolls out of the way. Pains ass smashes into the picture of himself! Dez: “HAH! Pain now has a pain in his own ass!” Hairy: “That was retarded….lets just call the action!” Jack gets the frame off from around his neck and then grabs a pair of brass knuckles. He gets up and waits for Pain to get the hell up. Pain stands and Jack takes a running punch at him with the knucks on. Pain ducks and hits Jack with a punch of his own. He hits two more but Jack blocks his third punch. Jack tries to hit with the knucks but Pain ducks again. Jacks fist crashes into the ringpost with the brass knucks. Hairy: “My God that could have broken Jacks hand!” Jack grabs his fist in agony as Pain walks up behind him. Pain hits a reverse DDT on the psycho killer. Pain starts collecting chairs from ringside. He sets two up and then bridges them with another chair. He goes back and gets Jack. He hooks him and hits a powerbomb right onto the chairs! The chairs all fold under the pressure as the fans start to chant “HOLY SHIT!” Pain grabs a bag and tosses it into the ring. He also grabs a can of gasoline, a table, two chairs, and a wooden baseball bat and slides that all into the ring. He then rolls Jack in and follows. Pain hits two elbow drops to the back of Jacks head. He then grabs the baseball bat and waits for Jack to stand up. He takes a running homerun swing and the bat shatters across the back of Jacks head! Dez: “I can’t believe it! He’s GOT to have a concussion after that!” Pain looks down on Jack and laughs. He then sets the table up. He looks around the ring and grabs the bag he slid in. He then grabs the gasoline and pours about half the can into the bag and lays the can back in the corner. He shakes the bag up some before dumping its contents out onto the table. Hairy: “Holy crap! Those are thumbtacks!....Thumbtacks that are now covered in gasoline!!!” Pain grabs Jack and puts him sitting up on top of one of the corners. He then pulls a lighter out of his pocket and lights the tacks. A million little sharp balls of flame are now covering the table. Pain then climbs up on the corner with Jack. He goes for a frankensteiner onto the table but Jack counters and hits a sitout powerbomb through the table and the burning tacks!!!! Both men roll around in pain as the fire goes out from the impact. Jack slowly makes his way on top of Pain for the cover. Ref:………1……………2………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!! Dez: “WHAT!? How the hell did Pain get out of that!?” Hairy: “I guess we now know why he’s one every violent rules match in the past….he can take a hell of a beating!” Jack seems upset that Pain managed to get a shoulder up. Jack stands up revealing that he has tacks stuck in him as well, Not as many as Pain does…but they’re still there. Jack picks Pain up and whips him back first into the barbwire ropes. Pain falls down but quickly gets back up. Jack runs at him but gets hit with a spinebuster back down onto the thumbtacks! Jack rolls away and out of the ring trying to escape the tacks, but the damage has already been done. Pain rolls his bloody self out of the ring aswell. They get near eachother and Jack runs at Pain but Pain hits a flapjack down onto the concrete. Jack is in obvious pain as he tries to get back up. Pain picks Jack up but Jack gets a sudden burst of energy. Jack punches Pain in the face three times before backing up and hitting a running clothesline. He picks Pain back up and hits a bodyslam on the concrete. He then picks him back up and hits a elbow to the face. He rolls Pain back into the ring and reaches under the ring for something. He then pulls out a pair of wire cutters. Hairy: “What the hell does Jack think he’s doing?” Dez: “What?....aren’t wire cutters a normal part of a wrestling match!?” Hairy: “I don’t know what kind of freaky wrestling you watch…but you’re an idiot” Jack rolls back in the ring and then goes over to the barbwire ropes. He begins to clip them off at the turnbuckle. He then goes to the other corner and clips them off on that end too. Now there are three loose strands of barbwire. Jack grabs one of the strands by the end and actually starts whipping Pain with it. He then takes it and begins to wrap it around Pains limp body. He then grabs another piece of barbwire and actually wraps it around his own body while laughing. Dez: “This man is just sick….what the hell is wrong with him?” Hairy: “He sure puts the Psycho in the phrase Psycho Killer!” Jack gets the barbwire around himself and waits for Pain to get up. He charges Pain but Pain moves out of the way. The barbwire covered Jack goes crashing into the corner. Jack stumbles back and turns right into Pain who hits a barbwire belly to belly suplex. He then picks Jack up and holds him up in a fishermans buster. He slams Jack down hard. Hairy: “Oh….this must be that tribute to Shane Douglas that Pain was talking about. A….Barbwire covered tribute?” Pain looks around for a second and then finds a chain sitting around…what a coincidence! Pain wraps it around his fist and waits for Jack to get up. Jack finally makes it to his feet and takes a running punch at Jacks forehead. He nails Jack who then collapses to the mat. Pain throws the chain down and then slowly gets the freaking barbwire off of him. He drags Jack up and then hooks him in a full nelson. He then hits a front foot trip and locks on The Innovation! Dez: “Here it is! Here it is!.....JACK IS GONNA TAP!!!!” Jack starts screaming in pain as the referee checks on him. This is one of the most devastating finishing moves there is and Jack sure can’t last much longer in it. He looks like he’s seconds away from tapping out yet again when Jack makes it to a sitting position by sliding his feet out front. Pain still has Jack in a full nelson though as Jack does a forward roll, flipping Pain over and landing ontop of him. Pain still has the full nelson on but is being pinned by Jack. The ref starts the count. Ref:……..1……………….2……………Kickout! Pain lets go of the hold to escape the pin. He quickly gets up and kicks Jack in the ribs. He seems aggravated that his finisher was countered…that NEVER happens! Pain picks Jack up and locks him in another full nelson but Jack kicks backwards and hits a low blow. Jack grabs Pains head and jumps into the air hitting a turning DDT. He then slides out of the ring on the side with no barbwire left. He sets up two tables down there side by side. He then places the two loose barbwire strands ontop of the table. He goes back into the ring and finds the half empty can of gasoline. But to Jack the can isn’t half empty….it’s half full! He takes the can and dumps it all out onto the tables…..ok….now the can is empty. He walks around the ring looking around for something. After awhile he reaches down and finds Pains lighter. He walks over to the edge and lights the lighter….he drops it down onto the tables as they get engulfed in flames. Jack goes and drags Pain to the edge of the ring with him and picks him up. It looks like he’s setting up for the Deep Hit of Death! Hairy: “NO! this Is inasne! It’s not worth it!” Dez: “Yes it is! I want to see someone go through the flaming barbwire table dammit! This is the violence that UVW is all about!” Hairy: “You bloodthirsty bastard!” Jack gets ready to hit the move but then Pain hits a low blow. He stands up and Grabs the head of Jack. He hooks him and Jumps off the ring apron hitting Judgment through the flaming barbwire table! A fireball flys up into the air from the impact throwing the flames upwards. The referee looks down from inside the ring to see Pain laying ontop of Jack. He begins to count. Ref:……..1………….2………….3!!!!!! The Bell rings as Sic by Slipknot plays once again. Pamela Pitstop: “Ladies and Gentlemen….your winner…..UVW President….The Innovator…..PAIN!!!!!” Dez: “I can’t believe it! That was just insanity.” Hairy: “Well ladies and gentlemen….i’d hate to cut this short but this match went so long that we have to go off the air RIGHT NOW! We’ll see you next week and thank you for tuning in!” The cameras fade to black while showing a bloody Pain laying ontop of a bloody Psycho Killer Jack, in the midst of a pile of weapons. 9/14/04 Re-Birth The fans in UVW Arena are all standing and screaming at the top of their lungs as UVW is set to make it’s big return. Everyone can hardly take the anticipation as the spotlights hit the ring and the house lights fade some. The Crowd is packed as the arena is obviously sold out. People are holding signs that read things such as “I feel the Heat” “Psycho Killer” “I fear Noone!” “Jacks still in the Box” and “Put Beer Here” Dez and Hairy make their way down to the Commentators position While “New Level” by Pantera blasts throught the arena. As soon as they reach their destitnation the cameras turn on and Re-Birth is set to go. Fireworks go off all around the entrance way as the Music gets even louder and the lights start to flash red. The Cameras pan around to the fans who are all going crazy and then finally make their way over to Hairy and Dez. After awhile the crowd settles down and Dez begins to speak. Dez: “HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! And welcome to the return of Violence! The Re-Birth of Innovation! The awakening of greatness! Welcome everyone to Ultra Violent Wrestling!!!” Hairy: “That is right Dez, we are back! Everyone thought that it was over! Everyone thought that the violence had stopped…Everyone thought we were closed! BUT WE STAND HERE TODAY!.....We stand here alive and well….Maybe even stronger then ever. And we have a great night ahead of us for you!” Dez: “Yes we most certainly do! Not only is it the return of UVW, and a return to great wrestling action, and also a return of the GREATEST commentating team of all time……But also we have a Royal Rumble matchup with everyone in the fed involved. And we have an interview with our President “The Innovator” Pain where he will address many things……But also we will have a world championship match between the winner of the Royal Rumble…..and a yet to be announced opponent!” Just then Jack is seen walking into the ring with a folding chair. He sets it up and sits in the middle of the ring. Hairy: “Speaking of all of that stuff….it’s time to get underway I guess…..But what is Jack doing out here already!? And why is he sitting?” Dez: “I guess he wants to watch the interview from Pain up close and personal!” Hairy: “Ok well that’s good because I’m being told that Pain is in the back and awaiting us right now.” The camera switches to the backstage area. Pain is seen sitting at a desk looking his usual way. His Girlfriend, Liz, is seen sitting beside him. And Anarchy, his bodyguard, is standing directly behind him, towering over everyone. The fans erupt at the view of Pain and he gives a quick little smirk and waits for the crowd to grow silent. He then gives a slight smirk and begins to talk. Pain: “Hello everyone and Welcome to the Re-Birth! As you all know I am the UVW president….and many of you may notice that I have a gold belt around my waist. Is it the UVW World title that will be decided tonight?.....NO!.....it is the OWF Heavyweight title. As some of you know I was in that fed after the UVW closed down. I made it to the top and won their championship…..then…..when I was in my prime….i walked out on the bastards! Many people wonder why. Did they upset me? Was I injured? Was I fired?....NO! I walked out because I got what I needed from them. You see….i not only got this belt….but I got paid quite well. And we heard from Matt Money earlier this week saying UVW closing was my fault and it was because of my financial problems that we closed. Well there are SMALL shreds of truth in that statement. I did run out of funds to run UVW. And that is why it closed and I went to OWF and collected enough money in the ring that I could re-open UVW….then I had no reason to be there anymore….so I walked out as champion. And it is with that, that I put an end to an era. That I end the era of Pain as OWF Heavyweight Champion. So this belt is now worthless since UVW gold is all that matters now.” The Camera switches to Jack and shows him watching but seeming somewhat bored….It appears that he is waiting to hear his name. Then the camera goes back to Pain. Pain gets up and walks over to the side of the room. He then takes the belt and tosses it into the nearby trash can. He then pours some lighter fluid into the can and lights a match…then uses it to light the rest of the matchbook. He stares at the beautiful flames for a second before tossing the matchbook into the can causing the belt to burst into a ball of fire. Pain looks at it for a second with joy before going back to his desk. He reaches under it and pulls out another gold belt and lays it out on the desk. Pain: “Now as you see I have another championship belt. This one….the UVW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! This is the belt that matters…the one that everyone should be after, the one that will be on the line tonight. Now I know there are still questions about UVW closing…and like I said I did run out of funds…but there was a reason. You see back in the day Nightmare started a fight with ‘Psycho Killer’ Jack in the backstage area. It was actually at the end of the final ‘Massacre’ show. And during that fight they ended up knocking a member of the ringside crew into an electrical board and he was fried on the spot. That’s right…he died….no….he was KILLED! And those two men are the sole reason UVW closed. Because that mans family bombarded me with lawsuits, and all of my money went into lawyers and other legal fees and settlements. And UVW closed it’s doors when it was all said and done. I am sad that it worked out that way…But it did. But now I have enough money and we are back! But things are not over from the past.” Jack is shown in the ring again. He is looking on more interested now. He looks to have a mix between anger and amusement on his face. Then the camera goes back to Pain. He is looking intense and serious now. Pain: “You see me and Matt Money still have unfinished business. Not only that But Jack and Nightmare…I will NEVER forgive you for causing UVW to close down. And with that being said…first off…..Nightmare. The man who started the fight. You sir have not been seen back in the UVW since then. Some are saying you’re dead. Some are saying you retired. Some are saying you’re scared. But it doesn’t matter to me anymore. You haven’t been back in UVW yet…and you’re not going to be back! Because Nightmare….you are indefinitely suspended! That’s right…..you will not be back here anytime soon. And with that said there has always been a tradition between Jack and Nightmare where Jack always breaks Nightmares tv.” Pain reaches below the desk again and pulls up a rather large TV. It has the word ‘Nightmare’ spray painted in red across the screen. He then places it on the desk and sits back down. Jack gets up out of his chair in the ring and walks over to the ropes. He leans on them and points at the screen and tries screaming something at Pain but he doesn’t have a mic so noone can hear him. Pain: “You see Jack….as the first part of your punishment….i saved the final TV set that Nightmare had in his UVW days…..and you aren’t going to get to break it. You see…..as long as I have this TV set, you will be reminded of your unfinished work. Not only that but remind you that you are responsible for Nightmare never wrestling again! But that’s only the beginning sir. You see Jack…..Tonight there will be a Royal Rumble in the first step on the road to the world title. And although you HAVE to be in it since you are under contract to UVW, I don’t want you to win. And therefore as another part of your punishment you will be entering the Rumble at Number ONE! That’s right you’re the first person in…and I pray to god that you will also be the first person out. And there is another part to your punishment Jack….you’ll find that out later tonight though. But that brings me to the main event tonight…..the winner of the royal rumble will get a world title match tonight. Now you all know how I hate Matt Money. Unfortunately Matt Money has a different contract then the other UVW wrestlers, and therefore is exempt from being in the Royal Rumble…..not because he can’t be in matches…but because the match was signed as everyone under a wrestling contract with UVW….along with other special names that I included in the list. But Matt Money wasn’t a part of that list. However I DO have the booking power here in UVW, and therefore The Winner of the Royal Rumble WILL be facing Matt Money in a one on one match at the end of the night to name the World Champion! And trust me….as I am also entered into the Rumble……I will do whatever I can to win and get my shot at finally destroying Matt Money for good! So that is it everyone….and if you didn’t think that was good….well The rumble is up next…..so everybody that steps in my way…just so you know…..you’re gonna get INNOVATED!” The camera fades to black and then goes back to Dez and Hairy who are looking on with a shocked look on their faces. Hairy: “Well that was certainly interesting and insightful.” Dez: “No duh you dumbass! What I’m interested in is who else is in the Royal Rumble that we don’t know about!?” Hairy: “And what about Nightmare being suspended?” Dez: “What about it!? I never felt safe around him anyways!......but it looks like we’re set for the Rumble…so lets get to it! Jack is already in the ring looking angy.” A few referees surround the ring to watch for eliminations and the bell rings three long times. Pamela Pitstop grabs a mic and announces to the crowd that the winner of the Royal Rumble will be facing Matt Money at the end of the night for the World Title! Just then In Memorium by The Crown hits and the fans start to scream as “Psycho Killer” Jack is announced as already being in the ring. Jack runs back and forth, kicking the ropes and screaming at the top of his lungs. He grabs his chair and throws it over the ropes and down to the floor. He’s obviously upset and wasn’t expecting to already be in the Rumble. He waits in the ring in anticipation waiting for the first victim. Then P.I.M.P by 50 cent plays as G-Money makes a mad dash into the ring. The two men instantly charge eachother and start pounding on one another. Hairy: “Well this one is under way!” Dez: “Now it is my understanding that every 2 minutes another person will join the ring…and of course to eliminate someone you have to throw them over the top rope and have both of their feet touch the floor.” Hairy: “Yes you nimrod…we know what a Royal Rumble is…we’ve been hearing the rules for years…..lets just concentrate on the action. Jack and G-Money keep pounding on eachother but Jack ends up gaining the advantage. Jack hammers away with a few stiff right hands and then whips G Money into the ropes. Jack hits a hard hip toss and G Money pops back up and runs at Jack and Jack hits a deep Japanese arm drag. Jack picks Money up and kicks him in the gut. He then grabs Moneys arm and hits a short arm clothesline but keeps holding onto G-Moneys arm. He drags Money up and hits another. He then drags G-Money up again and hits a forearm smash. He then hooks Money and hits a hangmans neckbreaker. Jack goes for the pin but then realizes that there are no pins in this matchup! Hairy: “Jack forgetting that this is not the environment he’s used to. There are NO pins in this match! He must eliminate G Money!” Jack realizes this and picks up G Money by the head and then runs towards the ropes. He tosses G Money over the ropes and then turns around and taunts to the fans. G-Money lands on the ring apron though and rolls back into the ring. He runs up behind Jack and hits a big dropkick to the back of the head. Jack tumbles down and falls under the bottom rope and to the floor. G Money starts to show off thinking he’s beaten the Psycho Killer. Dez: “Now remember, he has to go OVER the top rope…..so Jack is still in this.” Just then the 10 count starts for the next guy to run in. G-Money waits in anticipation as Jack stands up outside of the ring. He waits for a second on the outside….catching his breath some. Some strange Arabian Music begins to play as Sabu runs out and into the ring. He instantly takes control over G-Money who has already been beaten around some. He hits a drop toe hold and then an elbow to the back of G Moneys head. He then stands up as Jack slides back into the ring behind him. Jack grabs him in a cobra clutch and then throws Sabu over his head in a release suplex. Hairy: “Sabu got folded in half on that one!” Dez: “He better be careful! Sabu has a history of neck injuries and I think Jack knows that aswell!” Jack goes over and picks up G money. Money goes for a right punch but it’s blocked and Jack pokes G Money in the eye with a thumb. G Money turns around and holds his eye in pain. He then turns back towords Jack and Jack hoists him up into the air and hits a hard spinebuster. He then goes back over to Sabu who is starting to get up and hits a big DDT. Dez: “Well it looks like Jack is really handling himself well so far…but he’s the first man in this thing and who knows how many people there will actually be!” Hairy: “That’s true…Pain said there were more people in that weren’t listed…but didn’t say WHO or HOW MANY!?” Jack then goes back on the attack with G Money. He picks him up from Behind and hits a big Release German Suplex. The countdown for the next entrant begins and Jack smiles as he looks around at the destruction he has caused and he waits for the next person. 10…9….8….7….6….5….4….3…..2….1…….. Bulls on Parade By Rage against The Machine plays as the fans look around confused. Then The first owner of UVW, Rage, walks out from behind the curtain. Hairy: “Well it looks like we see the first of the surprise entrants! It’s the former UVW owner…the man who handed the company to Pain…..it’s RAGE!” Dez: “This is truly a shock!” Rage charges into the ring and goes on the attack on Jack. (wow that rhymed) They trade blows until Rage hits a knee lift to the gut followed up with a high vertical suplex. He gets up and does a standing legdrop (ala D-Lo Brown) to the face of Jack. Just then Sabu and G Money make their way to their feet and see the fallen Jack. They both look at Rage, and all three men nod their heads. Sabu and G Money go to pick up Jack but then Rage Charges at G Money and attacks him with a running forearm smash. He pushes G Money into the corner and starts pounding on him. Hairy: “Oh wow! Rage tricked the other two men! They thought they would all work on Jack together….i guess it really IS every man for themselves!” Sabu keeps picking Jack up but Jack hits a back elbow to the midsection. Jack then throws Sabu over the ropes and down to the floor! Dez: “There’s the first elimination of the match! Sabu is out! SABU IS OUT!” Jack turns and looks towards Rage. Anger can be seen in his eyes. Jack charges into the corner, Sandwiching Rage in-between him and G-Money. Jack backs up and Rage falls flat onto his back. Then G-Money stumbles forward before taking a nosedive directly into Rage’s Lower extremities. Jack looks around as he is once again the dominant man in the ring. He goes over to Rage and picks him up before hooking him into a front face lock. He holds it for a few seconds and then hits a knee lift followed with a quick Brain Buster. Jack looks down on Rage and spits at him. He then goes to pick up G Money but only gets him halfway up before the music of Spiker hits. Jack drops G-Money and watches as Spiker comes down to the ring and slides in. Hairy: “Well this should be interesting!” Dez: “Yeah! Spiker was stupid enough to say Jack was funny!” Hairy: “Now I may like Spiker’s chances here tonight….but I don’t think he was right about that…..if anything Spiker is a sick freak for thinking that Jack is funny!” Jack instantly goes to work on Spiker, Stomping on him before he even gets to his feet. But Spiker fights off the attack and gets a strong right jab to the jaw of Jack. This sends the Psycho Killer back a few steps and Spiker hits a flipping drop kick. Spiker goes and picks Jack back up while Rage and G Money fight it out on the other side of the ring. Spiker hits a stiff European uppercut and then goes for a left hook but Jack ducks. The Momentum spins Spiker around and Jack grabs him in a rear waist lock and then backs up towards the ropes. Dez: “Holy Crap! It looks like Jack is going to go for a release German suplex over the top ropes!” Hairy: “Holy Crap?....what are we in third grade again!?” Dez: “Your moms in third grade!” Just then Spiker hits a back elbow to the eye of Jack who is instantly busted open and starts to drip blood from his eye. He then hits a backwards mule kick and Jack falls in between the second and third rope, and tumbles to the floor. Spiker turns and sees Jack on the floor and looks happy at his accomplishment. Hairy: “Spiker looks like he thinks he just Eliminated Jack. But remember, he has to go OVER the top ropes! And Jack didn’t do that!” Dez: “That’s right! For the second time tonight Jack is on the outside but NOT eliminated!” Spiker goes after G Money who is in the corner trying to toss Rage over. Spiker attacks G Money from behind with a punch to the kidneys. He pulls Money over and hits a big bodyslam on him. Spiker then signals that he’s going up top! Dez: “This is a stupid move to do in a Royal Rumble! You’re vunerable up there!” Hairy: “Wow….for once you actually said something that wasn’t stupid!” Spiker begins to climb the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. Once he reaches the top, Rage comes charging over and tumbles into the ropes causing them to shake. Spiker loses his balance and Crotches himself on the tunbuckle. As the fans let up a collective moan of agony Rage gets back up and climbs the turnbuckle behind Spiker. He hooks Spiker for a super back suplex, but before he can hit the move, G money runs up from behind and hits Rage in the back. G Money hooks Rage from standing on the bottom rope. He then back suplexes Both men off the ropes in on giant move! The Crowd begins to chant “HOLY BLEEP! HOLY BLEEP! HOLY BLEEP!” What?...you thought I was gonna say what they were REALLY saying!? What if some kids are reading this!? Hairy: “Wait!...what’s Jack doing with a chair on the outside!?” Dez: “That’s the chair that he was sitting on earlier tonight!” Jack slides into the ring as the countdown begins again. 10……G Money stands up and gets a chair to the head………9…….8……Jack drags Rage up and hits him across the back. Jack then drops the chair to the mat…….7…….6……Jack picks Spiker up and hits a kick to the gut, he then DDT’s Spiker onto the chair. He picks the Chair up and starts to pound down on the back of Spiker over and over…….5……4…..3…. Hairy: “I can’t believe this! Jack has snapped!!! He’s destroying everyone!....whoever is coming out next better be careful!” …..2……1…….Pigwalk by Stuck Mojo hits the PA System as Jason Starr walks out to the ring. He walks VERY slowly because he sees Jack in the ring beating on everyone! When Jacks back is to him Jason Starr slides into the ring. Starr runs up behind Jack and tries to hit him but Jack swings around taking a baseball swing with the chair right into Jason Starrs face! Jason falls down in pain. Jack, who is still dripping blood from his eyebrow which got busted open earlier, smiles sadistically as he looks at the pile of bodies around him. Just then Take your best Shot by Dope hits and the fans look around confused. Dez: “What the hell is going on!? There was no countdown! Hell it hasn’t even been a whole minute since the last entrant came in!” Just then the curtain flys open and the crowd pops for what they see. Hairy: “It’s Matt Breaker and Scott Matthews!!!!” Dez: “Well this is a surprise! These two men……once one of the greatest tag teams to ever step foot in UVW known as High Impact…..are now staff members here in UVW. Matt Breaker being an interviewer, and Scott Matthews now the head referee.” Hairy: “Yeah, and if you remember right, Jack punched Matt Breaker in the eye earlier this week! And as you can see, he still has a black eye. Not only that but he also has bandages around his head from his later encounter with Jack.” Matt Breaker and Scott Matthews stand at the entrance for a little bit and say some stuff to eachother. They then charge the ring as Jack awaits them with the chair. They both slide in and Jack runs at them with a chair swing but they both duck under it and run to the other side of the ring. Jack turns around with the chair just to get a double super kick from the team, sending the chair into Jacks face! Hairy: “Instant Impact!!!!!!” Dez: “I can’t believe this! They hit one of their signature moves!” Matt Breaker drags Jack back to his feet as Scott Matthews goes to the top rope. Matt Breaker lifts Jack up, kind of in a “skyhigh” type position, as Scott Matthews comes flying off the top rope with a reverse bulldog (taking Jack down from infront instead of behind) Hairy: “Final Impact! Another one of their finishing moves!” Matt Breaker and Scott Matthews go up to opposite corners while Jack is laying in the middle of the ring. Scott Matthews comes flying off with a five star frog splash as Matt Breaker jumps off with a flying elbow drop. Dez: “HIGH IMPACT! HIGH IMPACT!!!!! OH MY……..GOSH!!!!......Jack is out of it!” Hairy: “This is total insanity! I don’t even know if High Impact are officially in the rumble! They didn’t wait for the next entrant time…..and they came out together instead of one at a time…but their music DID play…so I think it’s official! Dez: “Well think about it….they used to be in a stable with our Prez, Pain….He made Jack entrant number one…..he doesn’t want to see Jack win…..So I think he told High Impact to come out early since Jack was taking control!” Everyone slowly starts to make it to their feet as Matt Breaker grabs the chair and throws it back out of the ring. Him and Scott Matthews start stomping on Jack as the countdown for the next person begins. Hairy: “Well since High Impact came out early we’re having another person come down at the time they were supposed to come out. The Ring is starting to fill up!” Dez: “Yeah…so far Sabu was the ONLY person eliminated!” 10….9….8…..7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2……1…….LATINO HEAT!!!!! Eddie Guerrero walks and and jumps into the ring. He charges G Money who is starting to get up with a knee to the ribs. Eddie picks G Money up and hits an elbow smash, followed with a knee to the gut and a “fame-asser” Eddie stands up with a happy look on his face until Spiker runs up behind him and hits a release tiger suplex. Spiker picks Eddie back up and hits a swinging neckbreaker on him. Matt Breaker grabs Rage and hits a huge powerbomb on him in the middle of the ring. He pulls him back up and holds him in a single arm front face lock. He spins him at full speed and falls in what is known as “The Spirit Breaker” Jason Starr gets hit with a spinning DDT by Scott Matthews. Who then gets back up and looks over at Jack who is bloody and out cold. He wants to eliminate him so he pulls Jack up to his feet. He grabs Jack by the back of the head and runs towards the ropes. Jack falls slightly and gives Scott Matthews a push towards the ropes. But to prevent going over, Scott jumps up onto the top rope and Springboards back into the ring with a moonsault. He lands both on Jack who is trying to stand, and also on Jason Starr who is trying to get up. Matt Breaker pulls Rage up but rage punches him in the face. Matt backs up against the ropes and Rage runs at him. Hairy: “He’s going for the charging of the Bull!” Matt steps to the side like a true Bull Fighter and Rage goes flying over the top rope from his own momentum. Dez: “There’s the second elimination! RAGE IS OUT!” Just as that happens though, Spiker clotheslines Matt Breaker over the rope and he is eliminated aswell! Hairy: “Well I think he sucessfuly got Jack back, but he won’t be walking into a world title match now!” Eddie Guerrero grabs Jason Starr and hits a brainbuster. He then picks Jason Starr up and punches him in the face. Starr stumbles around and turns a bit. Eddie then hits a big running bulldog. Eddie picks him up yet again and Whips Jason Starr into the ropes. When Jason reaches the other side Scott Matthews catches him with a flapjack that sends Jason over the top rope and belly flopping down to the ringside floor. Hairy: “And there goes Jason Starr! We have another elimination.” G Money is standing over Jack and pounding on him. Spiker comes up from behind him and dropkicks him in the back of the head. He tumbles forward and lays with his neck across the top rope. He starts to stand up but Spiker hits another dropkick to the back of his head, sending him tumbling over the rope and to the outside! Dez: “Wow! Yet another elimination! But the countdown has begun for the next person to enter. Guess we won’t empty the ring afterall!” 10……..9……….8…………..7………….6……….5………4………3……..2………1!!!!!!!! Violence Fetish by Disturbed begins to play as the fans all erupt. They know what this means….The coming of one of the most unstable people in UVW’s History! ANARCHY!!! He steps out and starts walking down to the ring as everyone begins to get up. Hell even Jack almost finally makes it to his feet. Everyone stands there….side by side, Waiting for the big man to get into the ring. Then Jack finally makes it back to his feet and he charges Scott Matthews. He takes him down and everyone turns to look at what’s happening between the two. While Guerrero and Spiker are distracted Anarchy slides into the ring and takes out Eddie from behind with a clothesline. He then grabs Spiker by the back of the neck and lifts him up in a backwards chokeslam. He throws him down face first as Spiker rolls around in pain. Then Anarchy walks up behind Jack and grabs him. He grabs Jack by the throat, grabs one of Jacks legs…..Then hoists him up in a type of chokeslam, turns 180 degrees, and throws Jack down to the canvas! Hairy: “ANARCHIST CRUNCH!!!!! Who in the hell is gonna be able to get this giant out of the ring!?” Anarchy goes back and Grabs Eddie Guerrero. He hooks him for a powerbomb and lifts him up. He walks with Eddie in that position over to where Jack is on the ground. He then powerbombs Eddie down onto Jack. Anarchy picks Spiker back up and holds him in a gorilla press position. He walks around the ring for a little bit with Spiker up in the air and then drops him down across his knee with a gutbuster! Anarchy laughs as he walks around looking at the bodys that lay in his wake. He drags Eddie up again and hits another Anarchist crunch. He then literally WALKS on Spiker. Just then the countdown begins again so Anarchy looks to the entrance and waits. 10………..9…………..8……………7…………..6 Dez: “Whoever it is better be ready for a fight!” ………5…………..4…………3……….2…………1………KANES MUSIC HITS!!!! Hairy: “Oh my god….we have two monsters here ready to collide!” Kane comes out through the flames of his entrance and walks to the ring while Anarchy is stareing him down the whole time. Kane gets to the ring and up on the apron and then walks OVER the ropes and into the ring. Kane meets Anarchy in the middle of the ring where they stare at eachother in the eyes…..Face to Face, Nose to nose. Then Anarchy takes the first swing. Him and Kane exchange blows while the other people start to get up. Anarchy starts to get the advantage and backs Kane up against the ropes. Anarchy takes a few steps back and then goes for a running boot to the face. Kane moves out of the way and Anarchy lands with the rope between his legs. He stands there in pain and letting out a high pitched yelp. Just then Spiker and Eddie Guerrero crawl over to where Anarchy is and try to push his other leg over the ropes so they can throw him to the outside. Anarchy is too big however for them to move his leg. Just then Kane comes running with a boot of his own right ot the face of Anarchy. This, combined with the efforts of Spiekr and Eddie, sends Anarchy tumbling to the outside. Anarchy lands on his feet on the outside and throws a tempur tantrum about being tossed out. He attacks one of the refs at ringside with an Anarchist crunch. He then throws a chair into the audience before looking like he has an idea on his face. He then quickly stomps off to the back. Dez: “Well that was surely a moment that will go down in UVW History. I have NEVER seen anyone go toe to toe with Anarchy like Kane just did!” Hairy: “I wonder why Anarchy was in such a hury to get to the backstage area?” Dez: “Who knows…who really cares….the only thing that matters is that everyone is getting back up and things should be getting interesting!” Kane begins to choke Eddie….Eddie then kicks him with a low blow and runs off the ropes. When Eddie comes back he goes for a clothesline but Kane ducks hit. Eddie turns back around just to get Kanes hand around his throat once again. Kane hits him with a chokeslam. Spike comes at Kane from behind but Kane shrugs off the attack and gets him by the throat aswell!......ANOTHER CHOKESLAM!!!! Kane then sees Jack who is struggling to get to his feet after the beating he’s taken so far. Kane goes over and grabs Jack onto his shoulder. He then lowers him in a tombstone position and hits a huge tombstone piledriver!!! Hairy: “Jack has got to be out of it now! He’s been in there since this match started! And has taken a real beating so far!” Dez: “But now the real question….now that Anarchy is out of the ring…who can stop Kane!” Hairy: “Well we might find that out soon…because here comes another countdown!” 10…….9…….8……7……..6…….5……..4……..3……2…….1…..!!!! Hairy: “….uhhh…….why isn’t anyone coming out?” Dez: “Wait, look in the ring! It’s Death!.....he must have come through the audience instead of the entrance so he could have the surprise factor on his side. He’s attacked Kane from behind!” The two big men trade punches as one tries to destroy the other. They seem pretty evenly matched and end up in a tie up. They are standing right next to the ropes trying to hiptoss the other one out, but neither one seems to be able to out strength the other. After awhile Eddie Guerrero comes running and cross body blocks them. All three men tumble over the ropes and fall to the floor. Eddie quickly runs to the back to avoid the danger but Kane and Death keep slugging it out. They pound on eachother all the way to the back! Hairy: “Hey…what ever happened to Scott Matthews?....he WAS in this match still….where is he!?” Scott Matthews is seen at ringside sitting on a chair with one foot up. Dez: “If both feet don’t touch the floor then I guess he’s still in! Scott Matthews is truly a wise man!” Jack and Spiker slowly get to their feet as they are the only ones actually left in the ring. Meanwhile Scott Matthews just sits at ringside and claps. Jack runs at Spiker and clotheslines him down. Jack looks over and sees Scott Matthews sitting at ringside. Jack runs and slides under the ropes and to the outside. He attacks Scott Matthews and rolls him back into the ring. Jack follows him in as Scott Matthews quickly makes it to his feet since he’s pretty fresh. Scott lays the boots onto Jack as he tries to get up. Scott Matthews whips Jack into the ropes and catches him with a jumping calf kick when he comes back. Scott Matthews then goes up the ropes and jumps off hitting a flipping legdrop. Spiker picks Scott up right away and goes to work on him. Spiker hits a standing dropkick which takes Soctt Matthews down. Spiker picks him up again and tosses him into the ropes. He then hits a headscissors on Scott Matthews. Spiker picks Scott Matthews back up and goes for a powerbomb on Scott. Spiker holds him up for a second when Jack who is now up dropkicks the back of Spikers knee. Scott Matthews crashes down ontop of Spiker. He then runs at Jack and tries for a DDT but Jack conters it into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Jack gets back up and grabs Spiker. He hits a bodyslam. He then goes over to get Scott Matthews and hits him with a big brainbuster. Jack is once again in control of the rumble as the countdown begins again. 10……..9……..Jack starts stomping on Spiker………8……..7……Then moves back over to Scott Matthews who he picks up……..6…..5…….He hits Scott Matthews with a shortarm clothesline…………4…….3…..2….Jack raises his arms up showing his dominance……..1………Prime Time Heats music hits!......Prime Time walks out from the back and to the ring, Still wearing a cast around his leg. He waits for a second and then carefully gets into the ring when noone is watching him. Dez: “Not only does Prime Time have a great number but he’s being smart about it and not rushing to get into the ring.” Hairy: “Well that is true…with a number this late in the rumble he really has to be one of the favorites to win.” Prime time limps in and attacks Scott Matthews who is still on the ground. He pulls Scott up and hits a stiff jab to the face. He then hits a knee to the gut and throws Scott over to the ropes. He then steps back and hits s uperkick with his cast right ot the face of Scott Matthews. Scott flys over the ropes and to the outside. Dez: “Scott Matthews is out! One person closer to the end!” Hairy: “One person closer to the end? Gee well that sure is some smart commentary….DUMBASS!” Jack and Spiker keep on fighting as PTH just stands back and watches. He finds it amusing in a way. Jack grabs Spiker and hits a swinging neck breaker. Just as he does this PTH runs up and hits an elbowdrop on Jack before he can get up. PTH starts stomping on Jack with the cast and then picks him up. He hits a front Russian legsweep sending Jack crashing headfirst down ontop of Spikers prone body. PTH then picks Spiker up and holds him up in a powerbomb. He runs at the ropes and tries to powerbomb Spiker to the outside. Spiker counters however into a hurricanrana over the ropes. Both men go toppling over but PTH grabs ahold of the ropes and lands on the apron as Spiker falls to the outside! Hairy: “Now Spiker is eliminated! It’s down to just Prime Time Heat and “Psycho Killer” Jack…..” Dez: “And anyone else who might be in this….remember…there’s always room for surprises! And we still have 30 seconds left till another person MIGHT be coming through those ropes.” PTH gets back into the ring and then runs right into a kick to the face by Jack. Jack pulls PTH up and hits him with an elbow to the face. Then a knee to the gut and an elbow to the back of the head. Jack then hits a Michinoku Driver! Jack gets up and pulls PTH up. He grabs PTH by the back of the head and runs towards the ropes as the fans all stand on their feet. PTH ducks out of the way and Jack runs into the ropes. When he comes back PTH hits a big back body drop. Jack gets back up and runs at PTH again who then hits Jack with a powerslam. Countdown: …..10….9….8….7…..6….5….4….3….2….1……Some really gay circus music begins to play as a man steps out from the curtain. Dez: “Umm is that who I think it is!?” Hairy: “Yes I believe it is…it’s former….UVW……well not star….but…person…..RIPPER!” Dez: “Wow anything really is possible! Last time I saw that guy he was sucking worse then ever. I can’t believe Pain let that ass be in the rumble!” Ripper runs into the ring and runs towards Prime Time Heat. PTH just steps to the side WAY before Ripper gets there….and like the queer that he is Ripper just sends himself flying over the top rope and to the outside, eliminating himself. Hairy: “Wow…..he still does suck that bad! Anyways….is there anyone else left? Anymore surprises in store?” Dez: “Who knows!.....but Jack is getting back up and PTH isn’t even looking at him!” Jack comes up behind Prime Time and hits him with a release German suplex. He then lifts PTH back up but PTH hits Jack with a low blow. He then hits an X Factor and gets back up. PTH starts stomping on the forehead of Jack who still is covered in blood from when he busted his eye open. PTH picks Jack up again and this time hits him with a pedigree. Prime Time Heat looks happy as he has a better ideaof what to do to Jack. He drags Jack over to the corner and climbs up to the top rope. He then drags Jack up onto the second rope and hooks him for another pedigree!....He jumps off the ropes hitting a pedigree off the ropes on Jack! Dez: “Holy crap! I think he’s dead!!!!! Prime Time Heat DEFFINATELY has this won now!” Prime Time starts signaling for something. It looks like he’s going to go for the Heat Stroke on Jack! He looks down on Jack and then spits on him. Just then Randy Orton slides into the ring from the crowd. Hairy: “What the hell!? He’s not in the rumble!” Orton runs up behind PTH and jumps high into the air, hitting PTH with an RKO….Prime Time Heat hits face first and then pops back up onto his feet. He starts stumbling around as Orton runs at him and cross bodys him over the ropes. Both men go flying to the outside. Dez: “I have no idea what’s going on…..But no matter who did it….Prime Time Heat went over the ropes and both feet touched the floor….so I guess that means he’s eliminated. So….is Jack the winner or is thee more?” Just then as Jack slowly starts getting back up Sic by Slipknot starts to play. Pain comes out to the loud tribal drum beats and right by his side is Anarchy. Pain has a mic and waits for the music to die down so he can talk. Pain: “Well you’ve made it pretty far tonight Jack. But you aren’t done, The Rumble isn’t over yet! You see I made it clear that I don’t want you to win….and well……you’re not going to. So there are still two more people in this rumble…..as I am the president I have the authority to say that Anarchy is Re-Entered into the rumble……and the other person is……ME!!!!!” Dez: “Oh my god! Pain and Anarchy are the last two obstacles in front of Jack!” Pain and Anarchy go to the ringside area as Jack looks like a cornered dog ready to bite. They go onto opposite sides, and Pain starts to come into the ring. Jack moves towards him just to get hit from behind by Anarchy. Pain then slides in as Anarchy attacks Jack. They both pound away on him and soon Anarchy grabs him by the neck. Pain grabs him aswell and the two men hit a double chokeslam on Jack. Pain tells Anarchy something and Pain climbs the ropes. Anarchy grabs Jack and holds him up in a gorilla press. Just then Anarchy drops Jack down into a gutbuster at the same time that Pain comes flying off with a legdrop to the back of Jacks head. Anarchy then goes back and grabs Jack. He holds Jack up in a sidewalk slam just upsidedown so Jack has his face pointing towards the ground. Pain walks up and grabs Jacks head before falling forward in a move he calls Judgement as Anarchy falls aswell adding extra impact to the move. Hairy: “This just isn’t fair! They’re destroying Jack when Jack has been in there since the bell rang!” Dez: “Hey…it’s part of the game….If you mess with the boss…you’re gonna get it!” Hairy: “How can you condone this!?” Dez: “How can you condone Jack pissing on the violent title!?” Anarchy picks Jack up and hits an Anarchist Crunch! He then picks him up again and lets Pain hook on the Innovation. Pain takes him down and pulls back as Jack is seen tapping out! Dez: “Jack’s tapping! Jack’s tapping!!!!” Hairy: “But this is a Royal Rumble! You can’t win by submission Pain!” After awhile Pain lets go of Jack. He then goes over to Anarchy and starts barking more orders to him. Anarchy goes and hoists jacks limp body up and over to the ropes. He holds Jack near the ropes while resting his own back on the ropes. Pain comes Running but jack ducks and pulls the top rope down. Pain and Anarchy collide and both men fly over the ropes as the bell rings! Pamela Pitstop: “Here is your winner…and Number One Contender to the UVW World Championship…..”Psycho Killer”…..JACK!!!!!” Pain goes over and grabs the microphone from her and begins to talk. Pain: “Ok Jack….ok……you get your match for the world title again Matt Money…to begin right now!.......But first let me tell you something. When we were in OWF we were booked to face eachother at the next ppv in a violent rules matchup……to show our pride for the UVW…well now that it’s back…and we’re both here…..well next week on Massacre it’s going to be Me against you….one on one…..VIOLENT RULES!!!!” Dez: “Oh my god what an announcement! Pain vs Jack in a violent rules matchup!” Hairy: “Well as Pain goes to the back the crew is cleaning up the mess around ringside and making sure Jack is ready to compete.” They check his eye which is still bleeding and they get rid of the chair that was ringside and make sure everything is ready for the world title match. One of the refs holds up the World title belt, letting the fans know that this is a world title match! Then Rising by Stuck Mojo plays as Matt Money comes out to the ring. The fans are still shocked by how he looks almost EXACTLY like Pain…..is it him?.....is it not?....who knows?.....but he’s getting into the ring right now. The bell rings as Matt Money steps foot into the ring across from the bloody and beaten “Psycho Killer” Jack. Dez: “Well this one is under way!” Matt Money goes over and picks up Jack. He holds him up and hits a fallaway slam. Matt Money laughs as he thinks he has this one won already. He picks Jack up and hits him with a Money Maker. Matt Money goes for the pin. Ref:……..1…………2…………..Kickout!!! Hairy: “How in the hell does Jack have enough energy to kick out!? This is insane!” Matt Money seems frusturated but picks Jack back up. He hooks him in a double underhook and then lifts him up into the air. Matt Money falls to his ass hitting Jack with a doubleunderhook Piledriver! Matt Money looks down at Jack and then goes to the top rope. He then comes flying off with a Five Star Elbow Drop! He picks Jack up and holds him up in a vertical suplex. He then drops Jack stomach first onto the ropes. Jack bounces up and down a few times before falling back into the ring. Matt Money hits a legdrop to the back of Jacks head and then taunts some getting all the fans to boo. Matt Money picks Jack up and pushes him to the turnbuckle. He hits three kicks to the midsection followed by two Ric Flair like chops. He then whips Jack into the opposite turnbuckle and runs in but Jack hits a back elbow to the face of Matt Money! Dez: “Jack is still in this! Amazing!” Hairy: “Amazing?.....holy crap….i need a new announce partner!” Jack then runs forward and hits a huge clothesline. Matt Money gets up quickly but gets hit with a Hangmans Neckbreaker. Jack picks Matt Money up and hits a belly to belly suplex. Jack pins Matt Money but only gets a 1 count. Jack picks him back up and applies a side Headlock. Matt Money backs up to the ropes and tosses Jack into the opposite ropes. When Jack comes back he gets taken down with a shoulderblock. Matt stomps on Jack a few times and then hits a running kick to the gut as Jack is trying to get up. Jack finally starts to make it up but Matt Money hits a dropkick to Jacks back. Matt Money grabs Jack in a double underhook again. This time he lifts Jack up and brings him down in a Cash Drop Powerbomb. Which leaves them in a pinning position. Ref: …………..1…………2………….Kickout!!!! Hairy: “How in the hell did Jack kick out of that one!?” Matt Money looks really pissed now as he picks Jack back up, He hoists him up and hits a ribreaker on Jack. Matt Money gets up and spits at Jack. This enrages Jack who starts to get up. He looks insane as he stands and turns……Just to get hit with a superkick by Matt Money! Matt Money looks pissed and goes to the outside of the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out some weapons. He gets two chairs, a ladder, and a table and he slides it all into the ring. Matt Money drags Jack to the corner. He sits Jack in the corner and places one of the chairs behind Jacks head, resting against the turnbuckle. He then places the other chair right on the face of Jack. Matt Money walks back some while viewing this and then comes flying into the corner with a dropkick to the chair. Dez: “Jacks head just got crushed between those two chairs! And it looks like he’s bleeding even more now!!!” Matt money then sets up the table….with the ladder a few feet away from it. He walks over and grabs Jack and lays him out onto the ladder. He then grabs the two chairs. He places one on Jack and takes the other up the ladder with him. When Matt Money reaches the top he looks down on Jack just in time to see Jack throwing the chair up at him. The chair sends Matt Moneys chair directly into his face. Both chairs go flying into the crowd as Matt Money tries to keep his balance. He looks like he’s about to fall and the fans start cheering in anticipation, but then he gets ahold of the ladder and lays there for a bit. Jack climbs up the other side of the ladder and both men meet eachother at the top. Jack starts punching Matt Money in the face and then slams his head down face first onto the top rung of the ladder. Jack hooks Matt Money for the Deep hit of Death. He then sends Matt Money flying off the ladder and through the table with it. Jack falls down off the ladder along with Matt Money and ends up on top of him. Ref: ……….1…………….2……………….3!!!!!!!! Pamela Pitstop: “Your Winner….and NEW UVW WORLD CHAMPION……..”Psycho Killer” JACK!!!!!!!!” The referee walks over and hands the championship belt to Jack who is a bloody mess. Jack looks at the belt with confusion. He then throws it down in the ring and rolls to the outside. Jack slowly makes his way to the back, leaving a trail of blood on his way. Dez: “What the hell!? He doesn’t want the title!? What is that all about!?” Hairy: “Hmmm I don’t know…..but one thing we do know is that next week he’ll be facing Pain in a Violent Rules match……and Maybe then we’ll find out what the situation is with the world title!” Dez: “What a night it’s been! Well…..i guess you’ll just have to tune in next week everybody, thank you for ordering UVW’s Re-Birth….and we truly are BACK!” 4/6/04 Masssacre The fans stand and start jumping around as the packed United Center in Chicago IL. Explodes with cheers. Violence Fetish by Disturbed begins to echo throughout the arena. The Cameras Pan around the crowd as Pyros go off and the lights begin to flash. People have signs that read things like “Money is where it’s at” “Time for some Heat” “There’s a Blot on your shirt!” and “Jack in the box” Dez and Hairy make their way down to the commentators position. Dez: “Welcome everyone! To the return of Ultra Violent Wrestling on TV! Welcome…..To TUESDAY NIGHT MASSACRE!!!!” Hairy: “And what a night we have tonight! We have a few debuts today! And also we have ‘Psycho Killer’ Jack facing off one on one with The World champion, The Rock!” Dez: “And not only that! But tonight marks the first head to head meeting of the two owners of UVW! Tonight it will be Pain vs. Matt Money in a Cage match!” Goldbergs Theme begins to play as the fans start to look, they think its goldberg but out comes Heartbreak Clown. The fans laugh as HBC plays a good guy . He gets into the ring and waits for Rasta. Hairy: “And the night of Debuts starts here! With the debut of not only Heartbreak Clown but also of Rastafarian!” Jammin by Bob Marley plays and out comes Rastafarian. Rasta gets in the ring and just pounds on HBC. HBC tries fighting back but Rastas got him. Rasta gets up and stomps on him some and then lifts HBC up and whips him into the ropes. HBC comes back into a huge spinning heel kick! Hairy: “That’s gotta be tough for HBC!” Dez: “This is their debut match, they're gonna try making themselves a big name tonight.” Rasta gets up and flips the fans off. Teaming up with PTH has made him hated by many. Rasta picks HBC up who switches behind Rasta and hits a neckbreaker. HBC gets up shaking it off and stomps on Rasta. HBC runs against the ropes and comes back to hit an elbow drop but Rasta quickly moves. HBC is getting up as Rasta quickly hits HBC with a huge dropkick in the face! Rasta gets HBC in a mount position and begins to lay rights in his face but HBC pushes Rasta off and kicks him in the shin. Rasta holds his knee for a little bit as HBC gets up and dragon screws Rastas right leg! Rasta is holding his leg as HBC gets up. HBC stomps on Rastas right leg and then lifts it up and slams his elbow into it. Rasta is in pain as HBC then leg drops the...right leg of Rasta. That has to hurt considering the SIZE of heartbreak clown! Hairy: “The Clown can actually fight!” HBC drags Rasta to the ropes and puts Rastas right leg on the bottom rope. He looks at the fans as everyone begins to cheer. HBC jumps up and just sits right on top of Rastas leg nearly breaking it! The fans "oooh" as Rasta rolls around in pain. Hairy: “I wonder if he’ll be able to walk after tonight!?” HBC laughs and then grabs Rastas leg again and gets ready to lock on a figure four but using his left leg Rasta pushes HBC off. Rasta gets up stumbling, he goes to kick HBC with his left leg but HBC catches, using his hurt leg Rasta hits an enziguri! Rasta immediately holds his knee when he hits the ground. HBC is out also. A Few seconds later both men start getting up. They begin to trade lefts and rights, Rasta blocks a punch and toe kicks HBC in the gut. He hits a ddt onto the clown and gets a 2 count! Hairy: “What a way to kick off the show with this great match up!” Dez: “It would have been better to start the show with a tape of me and Pamela Pitstop from the other night but…..er…..nevermind” HBC gets up as Rasta plans his next move. HBC turns around as Rasta runs and RASTA KICK! HBC only stumbles, and rasta cant take the pain as he hit his move with his right leg. But he has to do it again as he does and knocks HBC right off his feet and straight onto the mat! Rasta pins1...2..2.99! Rasta can’t believe it as he gets up. He takes a short breather as Clown gets up slowly, ANOTHER RASTA KICK! He lifts clown up and ANOTHER RASTA KICK! Hairy: Thats 3 rasta kicks! HBC is about to just give up when he gets up again. Rasta goes for yet another Rasta kick, HBC counters into his finisher the crippler! Rasta rolls out of it at the last second before its locked on, HBC looks dazed as BAM ANOTHER RASTA KICK! 1...2...3 THIS ONE IS OVER! Hairy: “What a great match and what a great debut win for Rasta!” Dez: “I agree, Although me and Pamela Wrestling was WAY more entertaining!” Hairy: “You’re so dirty! I can’t believe I have to work with a skeez like you!, anyways the men are out of the ring so it’s time to start the next match!” On the screen a picture of a card is shown. It's an ace of diamonds. Ace's face is in the center. It shows it spread to reveal a Royal Flush. As that happens "Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the loudspeaker. Ace walks out to a mixture of cheers and boos. He gets to the ring and climbs on the apron. Ace hops over the top rope and walks to the other side. He goes to the middle rope and gets on it. He poses for the crowd. He hops down and stretches on the rope. His music stops playing. "Big Money Heavyweights" blasts over the loudspeaker. Prime Time Heat walks out on the stage. More boos are heard than cheers. Red flames fire off as he makes his way down. He slides under the bottom rope and goes to the opposite corner. He climbs up and poses. Ace stands perched behind him waiting. Prime Time hops down and turns around. Prime is met by a cheap dropkick. The bell sounds. Hairy: “What a cheap shot! This match looks like it's under way.” Dez: “You're a modern day Einstein.” Ace lifts Prime Time back up. He whips him into the corner chest first. Prime stumbles back from the impact. Ace hooks him in a Russian leg sweep. He rolls back and hooks in a dragon sleeper. They are close to the ropes and Prime gets a foot on the bottom. Ace stands up and grabs Prime by the head. He lifts Prime up and whips him into the ropes. Ace bends down for a back body drop but Prime lifts a foot to his face. Ace's upper body swings into the vertical position. With a quick movement Ace is floored with a clothesline. Ace gets back up and is met yet again by a clothesline. Prime lifts Ace up and kicks him in the stomach. Ace bends down. Prime Time drops him with a DDT. He picks Ace back up and whips him into the ropes. Prime runs the other way. They both head towards the center as Prime slams Ace with a Yakuza kick. Ace falls to the ground. Prime covers him. Ref:……..1………….2………..Kickout! Hairy: “That was a wicked kick. Ace must be in a lot of pain.” Dez: “You would too if you got kicked in the face.” Prime lifts Ace up and slaps him in the head. Prime lifts Ace up for a tombstone. Ace slips behind. Ace pushes Prime into the ropes and Prime comes back. Lucky Seven Spinebuster! The impact echoes throughout the arena. Ace slowly gets up and lifts Prime. Ace whips Prime into the turnbuckle. Ace walks over and lifts Prime up. Ace climbs up too and hooks Prime for what looks to be a superplex. Instead Ace falls backwards and hits a ferocious super DDT. The crowd explodes in cheers for that move. Prime is not moving. Ace got the wind knocked out of him and doesn't go for the cover. He tries to catch hit breath. Ace slowly stands up wobbly. He leans on the top rope. Prime is starting to show motion too. Prime is up and Ace goes over to him. Ace grabs Prime for a snap suplex but it's blocked. Ace tries again but it's blocked. Prime grabs Ace's leg and hits a fisherman's suplex. Ref:..1………..2……..Kickout!! Prime starts to stomp on Ace. He puts boots to his chest. Prime then lifts Ace up and hits an exploder suplex. Hairy: “These men are really giving it all they have out there. This could come down to the wire” Dez: “I'm surprised the crowd isn't chanting boring.” Hairy: “Shut up!” Prime drags Ace to the center of the ring. He motions to the crowd that he's going to the top. Prime slowly climbs up and is perched. He leaps off with great height and nails Ace with a flying elbow drop. Prime gets up grabs Ace by the leg. He hooks on the half Boston crab that he calls the heatwave. Prime arches back and Ace winces in pain. They are in the center of the ring. Ace begins to pound the mat and the crowd gets on his side. They clap together has Ace makes his way to the ropes. Prime jumps up and slams his rear into Ace's back. Prime has had enough and gets off of Ace. He lifts Ace up from behind. He signals for the heatstroke. When he lifts Ace up, Ace flips backwards and does a modified roll up. Ref:…….1………2……….Kickout! They both roll out of the move. Prime charges at Ace and is met by a powerslam. Ref:….1……….2………..Kickout! Hairy: “That was two close calls back to back.” Dez: “When will this match end!?” Ace stands up and looks at Prime still on the ground. Ace charges at the ropes and comes back. He nails the One Eyed Jack ( senton). You can hear the breath shoot out of Prime's lungs. Ace climbs the top turnbuckle. As Prime gets up Ace leaps off for a missile dropkick. Prime slaps Ace's body away and Ace crashes to the canvas. Prime lifts Ace up and whips him into the ropes. As Ace comes back Prime jumps to his stomach. Ace hops over and heads towards the opposite rope. He comes back and goes for a clothesline Prime catches his arm and hits a uranage. Ace's head bounces off of the canvas. Prime goes for the quick cover. Ref:…..1………..2………Kickout! Prime is in a state of shock. He lifts Ace back up and hooks him into a piledriver position. Ace fights it and comes back down. He pulls Prime's feet out from under him. He steps through and hooks in a sharpshooter. He pulls him to the center of the ring. Prime is in agony. He is screaming for mercy. Ace lets go of the hold for a second only to apply an ankle lock. Prime rolls through and Ace flies through the ropes to the outside. Prime goes for a baseball slide but Ace moves and Prime slides out onto his chest. Ace lifts him up and tosses him into the apron back first. Ace gives two shoulders to the mid-section of Prime. Then Ace tosses Prime back in. Hairy: “Ace is giving it all he has.” Dez: “It still won't be enough against vice president Prime Time Heat.” Ace slides in and lifts Prime up. He boots Prime in the stomach and sets him up for a powerbomb. He lifts him up and spikes him down. Ace goes to lift him up again but Prime rolls him into a small package. Ref:……1…….2…... Kickout! They both roll out and Ace charges at Prime. Prime gives Ace the Lucky Seven! Prime lifts Ace up and hooks him in a reverse DDT position. Primes lifts him up and Ace flips back. Ace hooks Prime in the Russian leg sweep position and falls forward. The first part of the Royal Flush. Ace locks in the crossface. Prime Time Heat rolls Ace over into a modified Small Package! Ref:……..1…………2…………3!!! Dez: “Yes! Mr. Heat has got the win!” Hairy: “That was an impressive showing by Both men!....I have just gotten word that Matt Breaker is in the back with Matt Money right now! Lets go right to him!” The Camera flashes to backstage where Matt Breaker is sitting across a desk from Matt Money who is filling out some important papers. Matt Breaker: “Mr. Money, what are your thoughts for tonights match with Pain?” Matt Money: “My Thoughts? MY THOUGHTS!? My Thoughts are that I’m going to kick Pain from one end of thew cage to the other and when I’m done he’ll want to sign over the rest of the damn company to me! He’s going to wish he never set foot in a ring with me!” Matt Breaker: “Awfully confident for a man who has never wrestled a match in his lifetime and is going to be facing a multi-time world champion!....Anyways, you said that tonight you were going to make Jack Blink, Any comments about that?” Matt Money: “Oh Jack will deffinately Blink. And he will face his toughest challenge yet since he entered the UVW. If you want to be Violent Jack, you’ve got it! But that’s going to be later tonight. For now I’d like to talk about Nightmare trashing my office and taking the Violent Title. He burnt the other belts but took the Violent title. I wonder if there’s a message there? I wonder if it’s because the Violent title is the most coveted title here in the UVW? I mean the World title is still the top, but there have only been a select few people to ever hold that Violent title. Infact Pain held it nonstop for over a year. It is the title in UVW that has had the least amount of holders. Or maybe Nightmare is trying to say that he is violent? I don’t know what it is….Maybe he’s just stupid and forgot that he could steal the other titles too? But that’s ok, for now the other titles will remain vacant until I get replacement belts made. But tonights match with Nightmare will be non-title since he isn’t legally the Violent Champion! However if he wants to be Violent, he will do it on MY terms. I am his boss and he will do as I say. Therefore I am announcing that Next week on Massacre the Violent Title will be on the line in a match Pitting Nightmare…….Against Danny Thompson……..Against Switchblade. And the winner will be truly Violent!.....Oh and one more thing…..That match….will be Hardcore Rules! Now get the hell out of here! I have to prepare for my match!” Back in the arena, "Night Train" By Guns n Roses begins to play and Danny Thompson walks out to a nice ovation. Amanda Follows behind him, talking with the fans at ringside. He poses and then gets in the ring. He poses again as the fans take pictures. A moment later "Cold" By Static X begins to play. The fans begin to boo as Nightmare walks out focused. He gets into the ring and stares at Danny as he holds up The Violent Title belt that he stole from Matt Moneys office. The bell rings and the match is underway. They grapple up and Nightmare can’t stand this type of wrestling so he knees Danny in the gut. Danny is bent as Nightmare lifts him back to upright position and just knocks him down with a lariat. Hairy: “HUGE lariat by Nightmare almost knocks Dannys head off!” Dez: “That’s how you do it, that’s how you innovate!” Danny shakes it off and gets back up he ducks another lariat and hits a back body drop. Danny gets up and stomps on Nightmare who rolls out of the way on the 3rd stomp. Nightmare gets up and kicks Danny in the gut and hits a ddt. Danny is down for a little bit as Nightmare hits a standing leg drop. Nightmare picks him up and gives Danny two right jabs, Danny blocks one and arm drags Nightmare. Nightmare gets back up and gets mad he runs at Danny who gives him a Japanese arm drag this time. Nightmare is getting up again livid. He runs at Danny who dropkicks Nightmare out of the ring. Danny poses as everyone cheers him. Hairy: “Looks like Danny is getting the upper hand on Nightmare now.” Dez: “What a fruitcake. He's posing now while fighting Nightmare? BIG MISTAKE!” Nightmare gets in looking mad that he's getting beat by Danny. Danny gives Nightmare two elbow shots in the face. Nightmare backs away as Danny whips Nightmare to the ropes, Nightmare comes back but ducks a clothesline, Nightmare runs to the opposite side...rebounds and a huge diving clothesline on Danny! Nightmare pins for a 2 count.Nightmare lifts Danny up but Danny pushes nightmare away and then body slams him. Danny hits an elbow drop and then pins for a 1.9 count. Danny is surprised he cant even get a 2 count on Nightmare. So Danny lifts him up and punches Nightmare in the face a couple of times and then whips Nightmare to the ropes. Nightmare bounces back and Danny lifts him up for a spinebuster and connects! Danny holds on to Nightmares legs and goes for a boston crab, he locks it on! Hairy: “He has that boston crab on TIGHT!! Nightmare may tap if he has it on long enough!” Dez: “Nightmare wont tap, he cant tap!” Nightmare fights as hard as he can and gets to the ropes just as the pain begins to come in hard. Danny is mad that he didn’t get Nightmare to tap so he stomps on Nightmare a few extra times. Danny runs against the ropes to clothesline Nightmare out, Nightmare ducks behind and hits a huge release German suplex! Nightmare gets up and goes to the top rope... Dez: “DEATH FROM ABOVE!” Hairy: “He lands it! Oh MY.................GOSH!!” Dez: “Oh My Gosh? What the hell are we in? Kindergarten? Get a life Hairy-ass!” Nightmare pins but Danny kicks out at 2.9!! Nightmare cant believe it so he lifts Danny up to do another signature move. He turns Danny around so Dannys back is facing Nightmare. Looks like he's going for a narcolepsy driver but Danny elbows out of it, Danny turns to face Nightmare and he hits a quickly done snap suplex. Danny goes up top for the Thompson Splash but he cant finish it as Nightmare moves out of the way. Danny gets up dazed holding hiself. Nightmare backs away and Danny gets the Kiss Of Death! Danny falls straight down as Nightmare pins! 1...2....DANNY GETS THE ARM UP!! Nightmare cant believe it. Hairy: “This is UVW not MFW. Things are gonna be tougher here Nightmare!” Dez: “You’re damn right Hairy!” Hairy: “What a great match this is!” Danny gets up slowly as Nightmare runs against the ropes, Danny kicks Nightmare in the gut and hits a neckbreaker and pins for a 2.5 count. Danny gets up and lifts Nightmare up also, Nightmare counters the lift and hits the Lights Out! 1...2...3! THIS ONE IS OVER!! Cold By Static X starts to play again as the lights Dim in the arena. Nightmare starts to make his way out of the ringside area but then turns to see that Amanda slid into the ring to check on Danny Thompson. Nightmare slides back into the ring and grabs Amanda by the Hair from behind. He drags her up and picks her up into a powerbomb position. He holds Amanda up for awhile before running towards the ropes and tossing her over the ropes with a powerbomb to the outside of the ring! Hairy: “This man is SICK! He doesn’t deserve to have the Violent Title!” Dez: “Well the EMT’s are tending to both Danny Thompson and Amanda. We’ve got a match coming up now with Blot Vs. Switchblade, lets go to a video package of what these two men have been up to recently.” A video package airs with Take your best Shot by Dope playing in the background. It shows Blot rejecting Matt Moneys Contract, Switchblade attacking Danny Thompson and The Rock, Pain making the save and attacking Switchblade, and then signing Blot to a contract. Then we return to the ring where the next match is set to begin. The crowd goes silent awaiting the next contest. The lights go out and "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by Chemical Romance begins to play. A spotlight appears on the stage and out walks Switchblade to boos. He slowly walks down to the ring without taking his glance off of the ring. He slowly walks up the steps and climbs in the ring. He removes his overcoat and stands in the ring facing the entranceway. Switchblade has no emotion at all. The lights come back on. The crowd stands on their feet as "Get Free" by The Vines hits the PA system. They erupt to a chorus of cheers when Blot walks out. He stops on the stage. Blot lifts his arms and slams them down. As soon as he does that red, white, and blue pyro blasts up. Blot walks in and slides under the bottom rope. Switchblade charges and drops an elbow drop. Ding, Ding, Ding! Hairy: That wasn't fair. Blot just entered the ring! Dez: Everything is fair when you step into the ring Hairy. Switchblade stomps on the back of Blot. He lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Blot charges back but is met by a dropkick. Switchblade locks on a side headlock to the downed opponent. He wrenches Blot's head. Blot slowly stands and Switchblade keeps the hold. Blot lifts Switchblade up and hits a back suplex driving Switchblade's head into the canvas. Blot stands up to collect himself. He walks over to Switchblade and grabs him by the head. Blot lifts Switchblade up and hooks him for a front suplex. Blot lifts him up but drop him on the ropes. Blot charges toward the other ropes and when he comes back he delivers a knee to Switchblade's face causing him to flip outside. Blot goes to the outside lifts Switchblade up. He attempts to whip him into the barricade but it's reversed and Blot is sent instead. The sound of Blot's back and the barricade echo throughout the arena. Switchblade goes over to Blot and just repeatedly punches him in the face. Then Switchblade lifts Blot up. He boots him in the midsection causing Blot to bend down. Switchblade grabs Blot by the head and back of his pants. Switchblade turns toward the ring pole. He charges Blot into it and Blot's shoulder smacks right into the pole. Blot falls limp. Hairy: Switchblade is a very dirty fighter. He's doing all it takes to win. Dez: That's what a real competitor does. Switchblade lifts Blot up and tosses him into the ring. Switchblade locks Blot in an STF. Blot is not moving. The ref lifts his arm. It drops once. The ref lifts him arm again. It drops again. The ref lifts his arm again but this time it stays up. He manages to roll to the side and grab the ring ropes. Switchblade lifts Blot back up gives him a body slam. Switchblade ascends the top rope. He leaps off for a flying leg drop but Blot moves out of the way. Switchblade lies on his back. Blot slowly gets up and walks over to Switchblade. He lifts Switchblade up only to clothesline him hard to the ground. Blot drags Switchblade to the center of the ring. He rolls Switchblade onto his stomach. Blot sits on Switchblade's back and locks in a camel clutch. Blot arches back and tightens the hold. Switchblade screams in pain. Blot then hooks in a full nelson. He continues to arch back. Hairy: Wow! What an innovative move. Dez: Yeah….infact it’s a lot like Pains Move ‘The Innovation’ Switchblade manages to roll to the side causing Blot's shoulders to lay on the mat. The ref begins to count. 1……….2………….Kickout! Blot rolls out of the move and Switchblade is still on the ground. Blot goes to lift Switchblade up but is caught in a small package. 1………..Kickout. Blot is stunned and backs off to regain himself. Switchblade slowly gets up. Blot goes towards Switchblade. Switchblade unleashes a desperation superkick to Blot's forehead. Blot stumbles backwards and Switchblade puts his arm around Blot's neck. Switchblade hits Blot with a downward spiral. Switchblade stands up with a second wind. He drags Blot to the ropes. Switchblade stands on the throat of Blot and uses the ropes to apply more pressure. Before the five count happens Switchblade lets go. He lifts Blot up and whips him into the ropes. Blot comes back and gets locked in a sleeper hold. Instead of holding it, Switchblade lifts him up by his neck and slams him onto his back driving the wind out of him. Switchblade gets on top of Blot and hooks his leg. 1………….2……………….. Kickout! Switchblade lifts Blot up. Switchblade lifts him into a stalling suplex. Blot swings his legs down and hits a modified DDT. Both men are down now. The ref begins the ten count. 1,2,3,4…..5…..6……both men start to show movement. …..7…..8……9…..Both men are up. They walk towards eachother in the center of the ring and just trade blows. Blot ducks a punch and grabs Switchblade by the throat. He lifts him up and chokeslams him onto his knee. Hairy: What a move! Dez: I hope the people at home are recording this. Blot lifts Switchblade back up. He boots him in the midsection and puts Switchblade's head between his legs. Blot lifts him up and takes him to the ropes. He attempts to powerbomb Switchblade to the outside but Switchblade holds on with his legs and hits a modified hurricanrana. Both men tumble to the outside. The referee begins the ten count. 1……….2……..3……….4…………5…..Both men show signs of movement. By the eight count they are up. Blot rolls into the ring but Switchblade pulls him back out. Switchblade whips Blot towards the barrier but pulls him back. Diamond Cutter! Switchblade lifts Blot's limp body up and rolls him into the ring. Switchblade whips Blot into the turnbuckle. Switchblade charges in and rams his shoulder into Blot's ribcage. Blot falls down and sits in the bottom turnbuckle. Switchblade backs up to the center of the ring and charges in. He dropkicks Blot in the corner. Switchblade signals for the end. He lifts Blot up and goes for the Blot Drop. Hairy: What disrespect. He can't steal another mans move! Dez: It looks like he's going to anyway. Switchblade lifts Blot up and gets behind him. He goes for the Blot Drop. Blot slips behind him and locks in the Blot Out Blot tightens the hold. Blot falls backwards and still has the move locked in. Switchblade's eyes begin to glaze over. With a last ditch effort Switchblade grabs the ref by the collar and tosses him to the outside. Blot releases the hold. He leans over the ropes to check on the ref. The ref slowly gets up but doesn't call for the bell. Switchblade grabs Blot by his pants and rolls him up. The ref slides into the ring. He counts. ….1…….2………. Kickout! Switchblade can't believe it. Both men stand up. Blot boots Switchblade in the gut. Blot grabs Switchblade for what looks like a bulldog. Instead he just falls foreward driving Switchblade's skull into the canvas. Hairy: Holy shit! Dez: A lot of good moves have happened tonight. Hairy: A lot of good moves? What the hell kind of commentating is that!? Dez: “Sorry Bud, I was distracted by thoughts of your mom! Blot stands up and signals for the end. He lifts up Switchblade for the Blot Drop. Switchblade drops behind and pushes Blot to the ropes. When Blot comes back Switchblade hits him with A stake into your heart! Blot drops and Switchblade goes for the cover. The ref counts. 1……….2………….KICKOUT!!! Switchblade is in a state of disbelief. Switchblade lifts him up for another finisher. Switchblade picks Blot up and hits another Steak into your heart! He goes for the pin. Ref:………1……….2……….3!!! Switchblades music hits again as he celebrates. Blot looks upset and rolls out of the ring and stomps off to the back. Hairy: “Wow! That was amazing! But now it’s time to witness one of our main events. And possibly one of the most interesting matches around!” Dez: “That’s right Hairy, now we have Pain Vs. Matt Money in a steel cage! The Cage is being lowered as we speak.” Hairy: “I guess this will finally answer the question, “Are Pain and Matt Money the same person?” Slipknots Sic begins to assault the eardrums of all the fans in attendance as everyone awaits the scream of “HERE COMES THE PAIN!” as it hits the Lights go off and the rampway gets lit in red. Pain runs out through the curtains and the fans erupt! He is clad in a leather vest and ratty looking black jeans. He runs to the ring and climbs up the stairs and into the cage. Pain Jumps around some and runs over to the ropes and grabs them while sneering into the audience. He stands in the ring screaming at the entrance for Matt Money to show his face. The Lights Dim and the entrance is lit in green. There are gold Dollar signs lit onto the rampway. The fans go silent as they wonder what will happen. Rising by Stuck Mojo hits the speakers as everyone waits in Anticipation. Dez: “Matt Money chose that music to taunt Pain I think. After all it was the music Pain and his old stable used to use for their group entrance.” The Curtains part and someone walks out from the back…………. It’s Pamela Pitstop. She walks out with a Mic and the music stops. It’s obvious that she’s wearing a wig after the attack by Nightmare where he ruined her beautiful hair. Before she can say anything Pain grabs a mic from ringside. Pain: “DON’T EVEN SAY IT PAMELA! Don’t you say it! Don’t tell me that Matt Money chickened out again! Don’t tell me that he doesn’t want to look in the face of Pain! Don’t tell me that in his own words…..HE BLINKED! …..you little tramp!.....you go in the back and you drag his snob face out here dangit!” Pamela then puts her mic to her mouth and begins to talk. Pamela Pitstop: “Ladies and Gentlemen!....i am here to announce……The Entrance of the Majority owner of Ultra Violent Wrestling! At 6’4 and weighing in at 248 pounds!.....Ladies and Gentlemen, This is MATT MONEY!” The music Blares up again and a man steps out from behind the curtain. He is wearing a green and gold full body suit and a face mask. He steps out and begins to taunt the ringside fans as they boo him. Some people throw trash at him and he just flips them off. The man walks down to the ring and they let him in the cage door. He stands face to face with Pain. Pain has to look up to look him in the eyes. Hairy: “Is that Matt Money? He has a mask and everything on so I can’t really tell. And He’s taller then Pain….also a little more muscular. I thought Pain and Matt Money were the exact same height and weight?” Dez: “Well the officials must have gotten some wrong measurements. But I’m sure that’s Matt Money! I can tell!” Pain makes the first move by Slapping Matt Money in the face. Matt doesn’t even flinch. Matt Money hits a slap to the face of his own. Pain doesn’t move either. Both men start exploding each other with lefts and rights as the bell rings to signify the beginning of the match. Pain hits a hard elbow to the face and follows it with a right knee lift to Matt Moneys gut. Pain whips him into the rope and hits a hard back elbow when Matt Money comes back. Pain starts stomping away on Matt Money and then picks him up. He hits a hard European uppercut followed by two right forearms to the face. Pain hooks him and hits a hangmans neckbreaker. Pain darts back up to his feet and runs around the ring screaming his lungs out. The fans go crazy with cheers. Hairy: “Pain has snapped! This can’t be good!” Pain approaches Matt Money and tries to rip his mask off but Matt Money starts to stand and then reaches up grabbing Pains head and then falls hitting a jawbreaker. Pain falls over and Matt Money makes it back to his feet. Pain stumbles up to his feet again and turns around just to get a big boot to the face. Matt picks Pain up and holds him up in a vertical suplex. He then runs and tosses Pain from that position into the side of the cage. Pain falls with the back of his neck onto the top rope and then tumbles into the ring in a pile. Dez: “I can’t believe that! Damn Matt Money has a lot of strength!” Matt Money drags Pain back up to his feet and Picks him up in a Gorilla press. He tosses Pain head first into the cage. Pain is busted open and starts pouring blood onto the mat. Matt Money picks Pain back up and hits a few big knees and then a shotarm clothesline. He hangs on to Pains arm and drags him back up, he hits another clothesline and drags him up again. He goes for a third Clothesline but Pain ducks under it. Matt Money turns around to get a toe kick to the stomach. Pain runs off the ropes behind Matt Money as Matt is bent over. Pain hits a Jump Over “Fameasser” and then goes to pounding on Matt Moneys face with stiff rights. He pulls Matt back up and hits a evenflow DDT. Pain climbs to the middle rope and jumps off hitting a big legdrop to the back of Matt Moneys head. Pain then walks over and unties the turnbuckle pad revealing the metal bolt. Matt Money gets up behind Pain while he undoes the pad. He runs at Pain but Pain jumps out of the way and Matt Money runs sternum first into the metal corner. Pain then picks him up and runs him head first into the metal. Pain once again starts trying to pull the mask off of Matt Money. Some blood can be seen leaking out the eye holes of the mask as Pain struggles with it. Hairy: “Well it seems that Matt Money is busted open along with Pain!” Matt Money rolls away from Pain and makes it to his feet. Pain Charges Matt Money but Money moves out of the way and tosses Pain into the side of the cage. Matt Money starts to climb up the cage but Pain quickly gets up and grabs his foot and pulls Matt down. Matt Money lands on his feet however and Clotheslines Pain down. He starts to climb the cage again near the corner. Pain gets back up and climbs up in the corner and hits Matt Money in the back. He grabs Matt Money around the midsection and powerbombs him off of the cage wall and to the mat. Pain hits a quick knee drop to Matt Moneys face. And then follows it up with a fistdrop. Pain picks Matt Money back to his feet and kicks him in the gut. He then hooks Matt Money for a Piledriver but then flapjacks Matt down face first. Pain starts to climb the cage now but is met by Matt Money grabbing his feet. Pain kicks him off but then instead of continueing to climb he jumps off with a turning cross body block onto Matt Money. Pain picks Matt Money up and Whips him towards the exposed turnbuckle but Matt reverses it and sends Pain back first into the cold steel. Matt Money charges with a shoulder block but Pain rolls out of the way. Matt Money stumbles around holding his shoulder. Pain hooks a full nelson onto Matt Money and holds it for awhile while Matt screams out in agony. Matt then hits a front legsweep and locks in The Innovation! Matt Money starts tapping out! Dez: “That doesn’t count though! This is a cage match and if Pain wants to win he has to get out of the cage!” After awhile Pain breaks the hold and starts to climb the cage. He gets halfway over the other side when Matt Money darts up the side of the cage and grabs Pains head to stop him. Matt Money climbs up the cage and prepares to superplex Pain back into the ring. He picks Pain up in the air but Pain starts Punching Matt in the side of the head. He drops Pain back down and both men make their way up so they are both standing on the top of the cage. They both trade rights and lefts until Pain gets the advantage. He then hits a right hook to the gut and Matt Money topples over. Pain hooks him in a DDT position and then falls forward into the Judgement! Matt Moneys Head hits the top of the cage and he holds on to the cage to prevent falling back into the ring. But as Pain hits the move he falls 15 feet all the way down to the floor! Hairy: “OH MY GOD! That’s it! We have a winner! Pain has beaten the majority owner of the UVW!” Sic by Slipknot plays again as Pain slowly pulls himself up using the ring barrier to help him to his feet. Pain looks back up at Matt Money and decides he wants to unmask him still. Pain takes a few steps forward as Matt Moneys blank eyes stare into his. Then the cage begins to raise with Matt Money ontop of it. Pain looks furious as he tries to catch the cage but he can’t get to it in time. When the cage reaches the top a man can be seen helping Matt Money to his feet. When the lights hit there and the cameras zoom in they see the man as he slips into the shadows….it looked like it may have been Prime Time Heat. Hairy: “What the hell was that!? Are the Vice President of UVW and the Majority owner of UVW working together!?” Dez: “If that’s the case who in the world has the power to stop them!?” Pain limps his way backstage as the ring gets prepared for the Main event! Whatever by Godsmack starts to play and Jack makes his way to the ring. He has a demented look on his face and the fans boo loudly. Then Headstrong by Trapt begins to play as the World Champ makes his way out to the ring. He is carrying his belt over his shoulder and looks ready for action. The Rock steps into the ring and hands his belt to Head Referee Scott Matthews. The Bell Rings as the action is set to begin. Rock holds his hand out to shake Jacks hand but Jack just sticks up his middle finger at The Rock. The Rock raises his eyebrow at Jack and Jack charges in with some right punches. The Rock blocks a punch and goes for a hard lariat but Jack ducks that. Rock passes Jack up and turns around to be met with a very stiff right jab. Jack kicks Rock in the Gut and hits a Stone Cold Stunner! He goes for a pin. Ref: …….1……..2……….Kickout! Hairy: “This isn’t some washed down WWE! That move isn’t enough to get the job done around here.” Jack picks Rock up and whips him into the ropes. When Rock comes back Jack goes for a clothesline. But Rock blocks it and grabs Jacks arm and whips him in the other direction. Rock hits a belly to belly throw on Jack. Rock quickly follows it up with a rear chin lock. The referee checks on Jack for awhile, while Jack struggles to get free. Jack gets up to his feet and hits two hard knees to Rocks Gut. He then throws Rock to the ropes and as Rock gets back Jack hits a huge flapjack. Dez: “Jack….Flapjack…..come on! You know that’s funny!” Hairy: “You are such a retard!” Jack hooks him in an ankle lock and Rock rolls out of it and kicks Jack in the chest. Rock hits a single leg takedown followed with an elbow drop to the left leg of Jack and a leglock. The Referee goes to check on Jack again but he’s fine. Jack struggles to the ropes and the Ref breaks the hold. Both men slowly make it to their feet and stare eachother down. Rock runs at Jack but Jack hits a drop toe hold. He Quickly gets up and hits a big elbow drop to the back of Rocks head. Jack picks The Rock up and hits a big Pulling Piledriver. Jack starts pounding on The Rock with rights and lefts and then stands up and starts to stomp on The Rock. Jack goes up to the top rope and goes for a big legdrop but The Rock rolls out of the way. Jack rolls around in agony. Both men slowly make it to their feet and then they both charge eachother. They both colpase to the canvas as the ref begins a ten count. Ref:….1…..2……3……4…..5…..6….7…..8……..Jack makes it back to his feet.He goes to pick The Rock up but The Rock hits a low blow. Rock Kicks up and hits a quick Clothesline. Jack gets to his feet right away and gets knocked down with a right punch. Jack gets up again and Rock steps back twice and holds his right hand out. He spits into his hand and then levels Jack with a HUGE punch to the face. The Rock walks above Jacks head and raises an Eyebrow. He kicks Jacks arm and pulls an elbowpad off and tosses it into the crowd. Before The Rock gets a chance to do his taunt before the peoples elbow Jack punches straight up into The Rocks groin! Rock Topples down to one knee as Jack gets up. The Ref is yelling in Jacks ear the whole time about the low blow. Jack grabs The Rock and pulls him up. He tosses him into the corner and follows in with a hard clothesline. Jack climbs up him and hits 10 right punches to Rocks Face. Jack jumps down and Rock stumbles towards him. Jack hooks him and hits a Rock Bottom! Hairy: “WHAT!? Is this the twilight zone? Jack must be crazy!” Dez: “You retard! You’re asking if someone named ‘Psycho Killer’ Jack is crazy!?” Jack stands above the Rock and pushes one of his eyebrows up with his finger. He does The Rocks taunt and then runs back and forth. When he comes back he jumps up and hits a big elbow drop. He then drags Rocky back up and hits a Giant Jacknife Powerbomb! Jack goes for the Pin! Ref:……….1……………2…………..3!!!! Whatever by Godsmack starts to play as Jack rolls The Rock out of the ring and grabs the World Title. He looks at it for awhile and then throws it down ontop of The Rock. Dez: “What a great match!” Hairy: “Jack just beat the world champion!” Jack celebrates in the middle of the ring when his music is suddenly cut off. The Violent-Tron lights up and Matt Money can be seen stareing into a camera. He has his glasses on over his blood soaked face. The Blood continues to pour down as Matt Money is obviously still injured from his cage match. Matt Money: “Good ole Jack, Good Ole Jack, Jackoff still acting like he’ smoking crack! Come on man, You didn’t think tonight would be a walk in the park did you? You didn’t think it’d be easy? I said I’d make you Blink Jacko! And now it is time. It’s time for you to dance, time for me to play puppet master! You see I have a few thorns in my side right now. There’s Nightmare, I took care of him already by booking his three way hardcore match! Then there’s Pain, and then there’s you! So I figure….why not kill two people, with one punch…so to speak. Therefore next week on Massacre, it will be “Psycho Killer” Jack one on one with part owner of the UVW! “The Innovator” Pain! And I hope to god that you two kill eachother! So Jack-o…..Are you ready to blink yet?” Jack stares up at the screen as Whatever by Godsmack starts back up. He stares with an angry, sadistic look on his face. He stares up at The Violent-Tron at Matt Moneys face, Then notices at the bottom of the screen that there is a little footer saying what time it was recorded and the time is ten minutes ago. Suddenly out from under the ring slides the masked Matt Money and he sneaks up behind Jack with a wooden baseball bat. Matt Money takes a running start and Cracks The Wodden bat across the back of Jacks head. The Bat Shatters into a million pieces as Jack falls flat on his face and the blood begins to gush from the back of Jacks skull. Matt Money stands over Jack with his fist in the air to show domination. Then Sic by Slipknot begins to once again play and Pain runs down to the ring as the fans explode in excitement!He still is dripping blood and has a bloody bandage over his forehead. Pain slides into the ring and runs after Matt Money but Matt Money ducks out of the ring and to the outside. He starts to run his mask-covered mouth at Pain who is standing in the ring stareing Matt Money down with an evil look. Pain goes to check on Jack and then Prime Time Heat and Rastafarian Jump Pain from behind. They stomp on him some as Matt Money runs back into the ring and joins in on the beating. Matt Money pulls Pain up and hits him with a Cash Drop! The Three men all shake hands and stand over Pain taunting him as The show goes off the air. 3/28/04 Parental Advisory The fans in attendance are all seen standing and screaming in anticipation for the big return on Ultra Violent Wrestling. It's a sold out crowd packing into UVW Arena in Tucson Az. People are holding signs that say things like "Violence fetish" "Innovation" "Here comes the Pain" and "I'm hot give me beer" Dez and Hairy make their way down to the Comentators position as Bodies by Drowning Pool plays over the P.A. System and the arena lights darken and flash red and green. The Cameras focus in on Dez and Hairy as the crowd settles down. Hairy: "Hello everyone and Welcome to the Return of Violence! Parental Advisory! The Wrestlemania of Ultra Violent Wrestling! Man is it good to be back!!!" Dez: "Yes that's right, The wrestling with an Edge has returned. Everyone thought that we were gone, that the era had ended. But the greatest company in all of wrestling and the greatest announce team ever has returned! Sure...Hairy may be a bit of a geek, but what he lacks in personality, I more then make up for in looks! Tonight promises to be one of the biggest shows we've ever had. And boy do we have surprises tonight!" Hairy: "That's right, tonight we're going to start off with a great match. It's going to be....." Suddenly Hairy gets intterupted by some music playing. It's "Rising" by Stuck MoJo. A bright spotlight hits at the top of the ramp and a man is seen walking out from behind the curtain. Hairy: "It's Pain! I guess this is his new entrance music." Dez: "Well our good president has returned and it'll be interesting to hear what he has to say. Maybe he'll tell us what he's been doing this whole time that UVW was closed." Pain walks down to the ring ignoring all of the fans. He seems diffrent then the fans remember him. He's wearing a business suit and isn't walking in his usual intense manner. He steps into the ring and kindly asks Ring Announcer Pamela Pitstop for the Microphone. Pain holds the mic up to his mouth and pauses for a second for the fans to quiet down. "Now i know alot of you are wondering what i'm doing out here. Wondering who i am. Wondering what is going on. Well let me clear things up for you. Pain is no longer the President of Ultra Violent Wrestling. The UVW has reopened after a long abscense because i have Bought out Pains stock in UVW. He was in a mental health Clinic back in Chicago and he sold me his majority share of the company. So For all of the people sitting around with their jaws dropping to the floor in awe that Pain has actually left you, My name is Matt Money. I AM IN CHARGE NOW! And i don't plan on running a piece of crap, no rules fed that Pain left in his wake. I plan on ruleing with an iron fist! You people should be bowing down and worshipping at my feet! I am the future of this company and i plan on making an impact starting tonight! And Nightmare....you requested that Pain make your match one on two......well i don't give a damn what you want! You will have your triple threat match and you will like it!....and speaking of making an impact, That is why i am here tonight to announce that you will NEVER see Pain in this fed again!" Hairy: "What is he talking about!? he is Pain! i know that tattoo covered face! i know that voice! it's him! I don't understand what is going on here." Dez: "This is deffinately confusing." Matt Money begins to talk again as the fans start to boo, and Chant asshole. He stops and looks around....then sees someone sitting at ringside. Matt Money: "Well Well Well, looks like the UVW Wrestlers aren't the only ones in the building tonight. I see at ringside here we have a OWF Legend, Blot." He walks down to the ringside area and next to a man who is sitting with an emotionless look on his face, stareing into Matt's face. Matt Money: "Well Well Well Blot. It's good to see you here. Glad to know you got the invitation. By the way, incase you were wondering why a front row ticket showed up at your doorstep in a blank envelope. That would be my doing. You see i said i'd make an Impact. Something that Pain always claimed to do but never delievered. And i searched the world looking for some top talent. And Blot, i found some old tapes of you. Some tapes that i hope you can live up to here in MY UVW. So i have right here in my suit pocket, a 3 year contract with Ultra Violent Wrestling. Yes i know that OWF still has you employed, but i don't care about that right now. I know you belong here. So please, Blot, Sign on the dotted line." Matt Money pulls a piece of Paper out of his pocket and unfolds it. He hands it to Blot who looks over it, still emotionless. He looks at it a few more times, Then looks up at Matt Money with a confused look on his face. Blot then crumbles the paper up into a ball and throws it backwards into the crowd behind him. Matt Money looks irate and yells something at Blot Then starts to stomp up the ramp. Rising by Stuck MoJo plays once more and Matt Money storms through the curtain and to the back. Dez: "Well i'm still not even sure what just happened. But Apparently Pain is wearing a suit and saying his name is Matt Money. Or it's a look alike? or....or...I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!" Hairy: "Ok Dez, Don't think too hard it may hurt!....That was Strange, but what about Blot!? What do you think he's doing here." Dez: "Well he's still sitting at Ringside, so we'll see if there's a reason that he's here, or if it' just because Matt Money sent a ticket." Smells Like Nirvana hits on the speakers and the fans start cheering as UVW's first return match is set to take place. Pamela Pitstop: "Making their way to the ring today, at a combined weight of 450 Lbs., Mudflap and Iggy Dope!" The Two men jump out onto the stage and start running around with an absurd amount of energy. The fans love it and start to chant their names. Hairy: "Now these two guys are normally partners, but today they will be facing off against eachother in this triple threat match." Dez: "Yeah right, this is obviously an unfair attempt to give Nightmare a beating. This is two on one and you know it!" The music dies down as the two men enter the ring. And they walk around in the ring while awaiting their opponent. Cold By Static X starts to play as the arena Lights go out. A Dark Blue light hits the entrance ramp and Iggy and Mudflap stare towords the entrance and get ready. Suddenly a fan runs out from the crowd and into the dark ring. He attacks Mudflap from behind with a forearm smash. Mudflap falls down and quickly rolls to the outside of the ring. Iggy turns around and sees what's happening. The two men start exchanging punches as the arena lights come back on. Dez: "That's Nightmare that's in the ring! He must have snuck through the fans when the lights went out!" Nightmare gets the advantage over Iggy and then hits a kick to the midsection. Nightmare locks on a tight hammer lock. Mudflap starts to get back up on the ring apron behind where Nightmare is standing. Nightmare sees Mudflap out of the corner of his eyes and switches the hammerlock to a irish whip, Causing Iggy to collide right into his partner Mudflap. Mudflap goes crashing to the outside once again. Iggy turns around to get leveled with a crushing clothesline by Nightmare. Nightmare picks him back up and hits a quick snap suplex. Nightmare Stomps on Iggys Hand twice before picking him up once again. He Whips Iggy to the far side. When Iggy comes back he ducks under a leapfrog. Iggy bounces off the far ropes and comes back at full speed. He then gets a foot in the face as Nightmare hits a big super kick. Nightmare goes to the corner and starts to climb the ropes, when suddenly Mudflap jumps up on the apron and pushes him down. Mudflap slides into the ring and stomps away at Nightmare. Hairy: "Now the complection of this match is starting to change." Dez: "Yeah, Maybe now we'll see the two partners fight! My money is on Mudflap kicking Iggy's ass!" Hairy: "Well for now it looks like both men are focusing thier efforts on Nightmare. You might need to put your money back in your pocket. Speaking of Money....what the hell was that Matt Money thing earlier?" Dez: "huh? Matt who?.....oh when Pain was down here?" Hairy: "But he said he wasn't Pain...he was Matt......er...Nevermind you're not smart enough to understand!" Mudflap picks Nightmare up and hits a stiff elbow to his jaw. He then pulls him forward and connects with a knee lift to the gut of Nightmare. He Picks Nightmare up for a gutwrench Powerbomb but holds him in the upright position for awhile.Out of the corner of the ring Iggy Runs and Hits a dropkick to Nightmares face as Mudflap drives him down. Dez: "That's cheating!" Hairy: "It's not cheating! this is a triple threat match! and there was a good example of what this team can really do when they're both in the ring." Dez: "But they're supposed to fight eachother, Not team up!" Mudflap helps Iggy to his feet and they both attack Nightmare with a Barrage of punches and stomps. They lift him to his feet and whip him off the ropes. When Nightmare comes back he gets a double flapjack. Iggy and Mudflap High Five eachother as Iggy continues the Assault. Mudflap goes up to the top rope in one corner and Iggy Hits a german suplex with a Bridge onto Nightmare. The ref goes down to start a count but suddenly Mudflap comes flying off the ropes with a big legdrop. The Referee stops the count as Iggy lets Nightmare go. Mudflap picks Nightmare up and Holds him in a back suplex. Iggy comes from behind and grabs Nightmares head, and all the men fall in a combination Suplex/Neckbreaker. Iggy and Mudflap get up and then hit a series of Elbow Drops on either side of Nightmare. They then both pick him up and set up for what looks to be a double chokeslam. But as they're picking him up Nightmare pokes them both in the eye. The two men drop him and rub at their eyes. Iggy goes to Clothesline Nightmare but since he can't see straight accidently takes out Mudflap. Nightmare comes from behind and hits an overhead release german suplex on Iggy. He then hits a standing dropkick on Mudflap. Iggy is starting to get to his feet but is still hunched over. Nightmare runs at him and hits a quick spinning neckbreaker. He starts to pick Iggy back up, But Mudflap comes from behind and hits a powerful bulldog to Nightmare. He picks Nightmare up and hits him with a Double Underhook DDT. Iggy Starts to get up and Mudflap looks at him. He yells something that is hard to hear over the roar of the fans. The two men stare eachother down and start arguing in the middle of the ring.Mudflap gives Iggy a little Push and they both get in eachothers faces. Nightmare is seen in the background just standing there watching the two of them yell. He gets bored after awhile though and walks up behind them and bangs their heads into eachother.The two temates stumble around the ring and Nightmare grabs Iggy from the back of the head and tosses him over the top rope. Mudflap meanwhile hunches in a corner. Nightmare goes to the opposite corner and gets in a football 3-point stance as he waits to attack. Mudflap turns around and Nightmare charges at full speed. Mudflap jumps to the side and Nightmare runs sternum first into the turnbuckle pad. Mudflap gets a schoolboy rollup from Behind. Ref:.........1..........2..........KICKOUT! Mudflap looks irrate and goes back on the offensive. He hits two quick jabs to nightmares jaw. He follows it up with a kick to the gut and a suplex into a gutbuster. Mudflap climbs up to the top rope and jumps off nailing an impressive somersault legdrop. He pins again. Ref:...........1...............2........... Mudflap gets pulled to the outside by Iggy who then slides into the ring and tries to get the pin himself. Ref.............1..............2.............. Iggy then gets pulled out by Mudflap who then hits a stiff right elbow smash to Iggy's face. Mudflap goes to whip Iggy into the Ringside barrier but Iggy reverses and sends Mudflap crashing back first into the hard rail. Iggy then charges Mudflap but Mudflap back body drops Iggy into the crowd. Mudflap slides back into the ring where Nightmare is now standing. Nightmare starts kicking Mudflap before he even gets a chance to get all the way in the ring. Nightmare drags him up and hooks on a sleeper hold. He wrenches it in tight and Mudflap falls to one knee....and then to the sitting position. The referee goes to check Mudflap by raising his arm up. .............1.....................2............ Suddenly Iggy is back on the ring apron and jumps off with a springboard rolling cannonball onto both men. Everyone is now out on their backs and the ref begins to count. Ref:....1....2....3....4....5...6....7....8..... Iggy rolls over and gets an arm over Mudflap. Ref:.....1.......2......Kickout! Mudflap rolls out of the pin and ontop of Nightmare. Ref: ....1.......2.......Kickout! Nightmare rolls off of the pin and onto Iggy for another pinfall attempt. Ref:....1.........2.......Kickout! All three men start to get to their feet now. Nightmare attacks Mudflap with some hard rights. Iggy Blindsides Nightmare with a forearm smash to the side of the head. Both Iggy and Mudflap start to doubleteam Nightmare. They hit a double Dropkick and then slowly get to their feet. Mudflap says something to Iggy, who then goes to the top rope. Mudflap picks Nightmare up and Holds his arms behind his back. Iggy points down from the top turnbuckle and taunts. He yells out to the fans. Then jumps off the ropes. Mudflap quickly tosses Nightmare aside and Clotheslines Iggy in mid-air. He then goes for the pin on Iggy. Ref:...........1................2..............Kickout! Mudflap Kicks Iggy in the gut And Drags him forward a few steps. He Holds Iggy up in a verticle Suplex when all of a sudden nightmare comes running forward and crashes into Mudflaps Midsection with a hard spear! All three men collapse to the mat once again. Nightmare pulls himself up using the ropes and screams out in anger to the crowd. He has an angry look on his face. Mudflap starts to get up but catches a running knee to the head by Nightmare. Nightmare then starts pounding down on the back of Iggy in a rage like a madman. He Grabs Iggy up in a fisherman Suplex. Iggy Reverses and slides off behind Nightmare. Nightmare Turns around and ducks a clothesline. As Iggy spins around he gets a kick to the stomach and put back into a fisherman suplex. Nightmare Turns it and Nails a Lights Out! He goes for the Pin. Ref:.............1..............2.................... Mudflap pushes Nightmare off the pin. Nightmare gets up and takes a few steps back. He takes a running kick right to the face of Mudflap who is trying to get up. Nightmare then hooks him in the Silent Night. The Referee goes to check on Mudflap Just to find that he's not even moving. The Ref Calls for the Bell. Pamela Pitstop: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The winner of This match, NIGHTMARE!!!" Cold by Static X hits again, But Nightmare doesn't let go of the hold. Iggy finally gets up and starts to stomp on Nightmare, but the stomps have no effect. Nightmare gets up and Starts to pound away on Iggy with rights and lefts. He then whips Iggy into the ropes and hits a Huge powerslam. He then slides to the outside and starts searching under the ring for something. He Pulls a Lead Pipe out from the ring and also a roll of what looks like athletic tape. He throws the tape into the ring and rolls into the ring with the Pipe. Iggy is Starting to get to his feet but he gets nailed in the back of the head with the Pipe. Nightmare then finds the roll of tape and holds the pipe against his thigh and tapes it onto his leg nice and tight. Hairy: "What the hell is he doing!?" Dez: "Maybe his leg hurts?...why do you care!?......loser" Nightmare makes his way over to Mudflap who is out cold And picks him back up. Mudflap is practically dead weight. Nightmare still somehow manages to force him up into a verticle suplex. He Then drops him down in a shoulderbreaker across the pipe on his leg! Mudflap falls limp! Hairy: "HOLY CRAP! Mudflap may be paralyzed!!!!!" He then walks over and drags Iggy up. He Hooks Iggy for a Powerbomb but then turns him around slightly and drops him into a backbreaker onto the pipe that's on his leg! Dez: "This is insanity! someone has to stop this!" Cold By Static X Starts over again as Nightmare stands over his fallen oponents with a Sadistic look on his face. He Walks off to the back as EMT's run in to check on Mudflap and Iggy Dope. Dez: "Well that was an amazing way to start the night off! I can't believe what a great match that was!" Hairy: "I can't believe that we just saw two men nearly lose their life in the ring! They better get them to the emergency room!" The cameras zoom around and show Blot still sitting at ringside. He's talking to some fans and is appearing to have a good time. The Ring gets cleared and the next match is set to begin. Whatever by Godsmack blasts over the PA system. Jack comes through the curtains and when he gets on the ramp blue pyro goes off. He slowly makes his way down to the ring. When Jack makes it to the ring he jumps onto the apron and steps through the ropes into the ring. Jack stretches his arms on the ropes until Big Money Heavyweights by Big Tymers is heard. Prime Time Heat walks out. The Fans give a mixed reaction to the former UVW/MFW name. Red flames blast as he walks down the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and poses on the turnbuckle. When he jumps down the match begins. Ding, Ding, Ding!! Both men walk to the center of the ring and lock up. Jack gets the advantage and hooks Primetime in a headlock. Prime pushes him into the ropes and Jack bounces off. When he comes back Prime Time jumps to his stomach and Jack jumps over. Jack comes back and is met by a hip toss. Jack runs back and is met yet again by another hip toss. Jack hits the mat with his fist and stands back up. Prime taunts Jack and Jack walks over. They lock up again. Jack gives Prime Time two knees to the gut. With a quick movement Jack hooks Prime in a front face lock and drops him into a DDT. Prime gets dropped on the top of his head and rolls onto his back. Jack climbs on top and proceeds to repeatedly punch Prime in the face. Jack gets off and lifts Prime up. Prime gives three punches in succession to Jack's midsection. Then Prime gives a right elbow to Jack's face followed by a left. He spins around but is hit with a ferocious lariat. Jack goes to the ropes and climbs out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair. He lifts it and is about to slide in the ring when Prime baseball slides the chair into Jack's face. Hairy: "Well as we mentioned before this match IS a no disqualification. Therefore that is perfectly legal." Dez: "True, but i don't think that Jack will be wanting to smile much after that one." Prime picks up Jack and whips him into the steel steps. Jack's knees slam into the steel and Jack flips over. Prime runs and hops on the barricade. He runs the little bit as Jack gets on his feet. Prime jumps off trying for a front flip. Jack catches him in a sit-down powerbomb. Prime's head bounces off the floor and the sound echoes throughout the arena. Jack rolls backwards and goes around the ring. He walks back up the ramp. Hairy: "Where in the hell does this mad man think he's going!?" Jack walks through the curtains. A moment later he comes out wheeling a shopping cart filled with a bunch of weapons. There are bats, glass window panes, two by fours, a stop sign, a clump of barbed wire, a brick, a container of gasoline, a few books of matches, a pipe, and aPlaystation 2. Jack wheels it to the ring. He stops it and climbs in the ring. He goes to the opposite end and Prime isn't there. As that happened Prime crawled out from under the ring on the other side and grabbed the stop sign. He slid in the ring and when Jack turned around, he got blasted with the sign. Jack fell straight backwards with his face busted open. Prime goes for the cover Ref:..........1..........2...........Kickout! Dez: "That was a close call, Jack better be careful around Prime Time Heat!" Prime gets off of Jack and goes back to the outside. He proceeds to grab everything from inside the cart and toss it inside the ring. Jack is just starting to get up. Prime slides in the ring and runs at Jack as Jack gets up. Prime is met by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Prime Time winces in pain. Jack grabs a pane of glass and leans it in the ring corner. He picks up Prime and heads toward the glass pane leaning in the corner. Jack lifts Prime into a military press position and throws Prime head first into the glass. Hairy: "OW! that's gonna leave a mark!" Prime lays motionless upside down in the corner. Jack exits the ring and reaches under it. He pulls out a table. He slides it under the ring ropes and then sets it up in the middle of the ring. Jack grabs the remaining glass shards and puts them on the table. Then he stacks on the stop sign, the two by fours and the unraveled barbed wire. He grabs the gasoline container and squirts it all over the table. He grabs the book of matches and turns around. Superkick! Jack falls back and Prime climbs the top rope. He leaps off with a splash but didn't see Jack gripping a bat. He swings it as Prime comes down and connects to Prime's face. Prime's face is covered in dark red blood. You can't see the slightest bit of flesh. Jack climbs on top and hooks the leg. Ref: ............1............2...............KICKOUT!!! Dez: "Jack can't believe it! He looks to be in shock." Hairy: "He has a crazy look on his face!" Dez: "What? he always looks like that Hairy!" He lifts Prime up and whips him into the corner. Jack walks over but Prime lifts up his foot to meet Jack's mouth. Jack comes back but Prime lifts up and wraps his legs around Jack's head. He swings to the lift and hurricanranas Jack out of the corner. Jack's lower back slams hard onto the pipe. Prime Time rolls out of the ring and reaches under it. He pulls out a ladder. He sets it up on the outside of the ring near the announce tables. He reaches in the ring and pulls Jack out by his head. When Jack's head is leaned over the apron Prime plants him with a vicious DDT. Prime taunts for the crowd. He lifts Jack back up and tosses him onto the announce table. Prime climbs up the ladder. He makes it to the top and pearches there catching his breath. He blesses himself and leaps off with a 450. Jack moves! Prime crashes through the announce table. The crowd begins to chant. Crowd: Ho-ly Shit! Ho-ly Shit! Ho-ly Shit! Prime lies there motionless. Jack is on the ground too recovering. Jack slowly makes his way to his feet. He stands up wobbly and goes to the ladder. He closes it up and lays it on the ground. He lifts Prime onto the barricade with his legs hanging on one side and he upper body on the inside. Jack puts the ladder underneath the spot where Prime's head is. Jack hooks the legs of the ladder and does a catapult motion. The ladder slams into Prime's face and he flips back into the crowd. Jack has his second wind now and leans over the barricade and grabs Prime. Dez: "This is just insane! both of these men shouldn't even be standing anymore!" Jack tosses him over the barricade and onto the ladder. He lifts Prime back up and onto the apron. Jack goes up too. He manages to hook Prime in a piledriver position and jumps off the apron driving Prime's head into a ladder rung. Prime's eyes are glazed over. Jack screams and tosses Prime into the ring. He grabs the pipe. You can see the fury in Jack's eyes as swings the pipe down. In a last ditch attempt. Prime sends out a foot into Jack's groin. Jack is then tripped up by Prime's legs. Prime reaches for the pipe and takes hold of it. He gets up and swings it into Jack's midsection. Jack's breath is knocked out. Prime climbs on top and proceeds to choke Jack. Jack flips backwards and lands on Prime. He pounds Prime with lefts and rights. Jack picks him up and knees him in the gut. Jack hooks him in the standing headscissors. Jack does the cutting throat taunt and lifts Prime into a powerbomb. Prime punches Jack a few times and attempts a hurricanrana. He is still hooked but grabs the pipe. Prime is lifted back up but then hits Jack with the pipe. Prime pushes off of Jack and backflips off. Jack comes back and swings a punch. He misses and spins around. Prime hits the Heatstroke! He falls on top of Jack. Ref:.........1...................2................at the second before the refs hand hits the mat Jack's arm flies up. At this point Prime is frustrated. He grabs the book of matches. His eyes light up and he strikes the match. He tosses it onto the table littered with foreign objects. It blazes up. Prime does his signature taunt. Hairy: "This can't be good! Something is going to happen here!" Dez: "Things are heating up here! and that's just what Prime Time is about!" Prime Time lifts Jack up but is met by an uppercut. Prime staggers back a few steps and then gets kicked in the gut. He Topples over as Jack Grabs him for a Jacknife Powerbomb. Jack lifts him up and then turns towords the table. He runs forward a few steps and sends Prime Time crashing through the table. The flaming objects scatter as the fire is quickly put out by Prime Times body. Jack goes for the cover. Ref:.........1............2..........3!!! Whatever by Godsmack starts to play as Jack makes his way back to his feet. He stumbles around the ring and falls down. He then rolls to the outside of the ring and starts to slowly walk to the back. He then pauses to look at the Big Screen at the top of the stage. The Rock can be seen watching on a monitor and commenting to some guy standing next to him. The Rock: "Did you see that Jabroni!? Pure luck. It's time that The Great one goes out there, Shines his boot up real nice, and shows Jack just how to kick some ass!" The Screen fades and Jack looks irrate! He stomps off to the back. Hairy: "Well there's deffinately some tension there!" Dez: "Well no freaking duh einstein!.....look forget that crap, they finally cleaned the ring off and dragged Prime Time Heat to the back, So it's time for our Main Event!" The Lights Fade and Night Train starts playing over the PA System. Danny Thompson steps out onto the ramp and the fans Cheer loudly. Amanda walks out from behind the curtain and joins Danny Thompson on his walk to the ring. Amanda stays on the outside of the ring as Danny rolls in and gets up in the corner to watch the fans go crazy for him. Then the music slowly fades and the UVW Arena awaits the apperance of The Rock. Dez: "Ladies and Gentlemen we just have gotten word that Mudflap and Iggy are both suffering from a major concussions and many other injuries. They are saying they'll be out of action for at least a few months, maybe indeffinately." Headstrong by Trapt Starts to play throught the arena. The Rock makes his way out through the curtain and stands at the top of the stage looking at the fans. He raises an eyebrow and turns his head, then The Rock walks down to the ring. He climbs up on the ring apron and climbs the back of one of the corners. The Rock raises one arm up and the fans start to chant his name. He then climbs down and steps into the ring where Head Referee Scott Matthews checks him out before calling for the bell. Hairy: "Well this one is sure to be a classic and is now under way. One of these men will be walking out with the world heavyweight championship!" The Two men circle eachother and then try to get things started with a collar/elbow tie-up. They end up just pushing eachother out of the tie up. They go for another one and The Rock puts Danny Thompson in a side headlock. He rolls behind into a hammerlock. Danny Thompson reverses into a hammerlock of his own. He then switches from the hammerlock to a side headlock on The Rock. The Rock Throws Danny into the ropes who comes back with a quick shoulder block. Danny Thompson runs off the ropes and comes back to a leapfrog by The Rock, he comes back off the other side and gets hit with a big japanese arm drag. The Rock Quickly hooks on an arm bar. The Rock slowly picks Danny up by the arm and hits an elbow to the back of the head. He then locks in another side headlock. Danny Thompson pushes The Rock into the ropes and whips him to the other side. On the way back The Rock hits a hard clothesline. He keeps running to the ropes, But Danny gets back up and hits Rock with a high Back Body Drop. The rock Quickly makes it to his feet, And gets nailed with an arm drag and an arm bar by Danny Thompson. Hairy: "Well it's obvious that we have to very equally matched men in the ring. This is starting to shape up to be one of the great UVW main events that we should always come to expect." Danny Thompson presses Rocks arm against the canvas and hits a big knee to it. And then another, He wrenches up on Rocks arm trying to get him to submit. Dez: "It's WAY too early to be using submission moves at this point. I think Thompson is just full of himself." The Rock turns and makes it to one foot. He hits an elbow to Dannys midsection And then tosses him off the near rope. When Danny comes back The Rock hits a back elbow smash taking Danny off his feet. The Rock walks around the ring real quick as Danny gets back up. The Rock walks towords him just to get a hard slap right to the face. Danny then hits a running forearm smash to Take The Rock down. He then drops to his knees and starts to pound away on the head of The Rock. After a few punches he Brings The Rock back up to his feet. He Hits a high knee to the midsection, Followed by a knee lift to the face of The Rock. He then picks Rock up and backs him up against the ropes. He hits a hard right punch as the ref yells at him about using a closed fist. Then a quick Back Chop. Hairy: "Shades of the great Ric Flair there." Dez: "Great? what is he great for? Having saggier boobs then my grandma!?" Danny Hits two more Knife-Edge chops as the fans chant WOOOO! He then irish whips The Rock against the far ropes. The Rock ducks a clothesline by Danny and Keeps running. He Hooks his arm around the far rope to stop him. Danny runs at him only to meet a solid right hand. Danny gets up and meets another taking him off his feet. And again. The Third time Danny gets up The Rock takes a few steps back, Holds his hand out and spits in it, Then hits a running punch to Dannys forehead. He quickly jumps on Danny and Starts laying in some quick punches to his skull. They both get up and The Rock Whips Danny into the ropes and bends down for a back body drop. Danny comes back with a kick to Rocks face. Rock Stumbles back and Danny Charges going for a clothesline. The Rock Catches his arm and sets up for a Rock Bottom. But Danny backs out of it and Irish Whips the rock. When The rock comes back Danny hits a drop toe hold and goes for a submission move, But The Rock wiggles away and gets to the ropes. The Rock gets up on the Apron But Danny Runs at him and Cross Bodys him all the way down to the floor. Danny kicks Rock a few times while he's down. Then he picks him up and smashes his head into the steel steps. Rock Stumbles around and slides back into the ring. Danny Climbs up onto the apron and onto the top turnbuckle. He waits for The rock to get to his feet, then jumps off nailing a big flying back elbow. Danny goes for a pin. Ref:..........1................2.............kickout! Dez: "First pinfall attempt so far in this match." Danny drags the rock up by the head and then hits a elbow Smash to the back of Rocks cranium. The rock Drops to one knee, and Danny backs up and then hits a running drop kick to the ribs of The Rock. He Then picks up The rock and goes for a punch but The Rock Blocks it. The Rock hits a right of his own. And then two more, He whips Danny into the near ropes and Danny rebounds with a flying forearm to the face. Rock Falls to his back and Danny goes for another cover. Ref: ...........1................2.............Kickout! Danny gets Rock back to his feet and once again slaps him. Hairy: "He's just toying with the man now!" He backs The rock into the corner and hits three more back chops. The Rock has a sundden burst of energy and grabs Danny by the throat and forces him around and into the corner. The rock hits three really fast chops in a row followed by a hard right hand. He then Whips Danny to the opposite corner. Danny reverses the whip and Rock smashes back first into the corner. The Rock stumbles forward a few steps and gets hit with a spinning heel kick by Danny Thompson. Danny Pins again. Ref:............1................2............kickout! Danny picks Rock up and hits a hard back breaker. He then raises The Rock up once more and hooks him into a double Underhook. He raises The Rock up and hits a double underhook backbreaker. Danny runs off the ropes slowly and comes back with a big leg drop, Hulk Hogan style. He lays across him on his back for a concieted pin. Ref:......1.........2........... The Rock reverses it into a crucifix pin on Danny Thompson. Ref:............1...........2............Kickout! Both men start to get up But Danny makes it to his feet alot quicker. Danny hits a running dropkick to The Rocks ribs once again before The Rock can finish getting up. Hairy: "Danny is obviously trying to wear down The rocks Midsection and Back for that Big Thompson Splash finisher." Danny Walks up behind The rock as he tries to make it to his feet. Danny starts to taunt The Rock and kick him lightly in the back of the head. Danny Drags The Rock up who is pretty much just dead weight, and he hits another chop to back Rock against the ropes. He whips The Rock in, But the Rock rebounds by coming off of his feet, high into the air, and hitting a big flying clothesline. The Rock waits for Danny to get back up and charges in. But Danny sidesteps The Rock and hits a flapjack onto him sending The Rock down Neck first onto the top rope. Both men fall for a second, But Danny makes it back to his feet. Danny picks The Rock up and hits a modified body slam. Danny climbs up to the top rope Slowly. When he makes it there The Rock lunges off of his knees and into the ropes, Causing Danny to fall onto the turnbuckle in a very painful way. Dez: "Well i think that just ruined Amandas Night! Maybe i should give her a call a little later on and see if she's bored if you know what i mean." Hairy: "You disgust me, Just call the match dammit!" The Rock Punches Danny as he sits on the top turnbuckle and the fans start to chant Rocky as Amanda Screams for Danny to do something. The Rock climbs to the 2nd rope and hits Danny with a big superplex. Both men are down and the referee starts his ten count. Ref:.......1......2......3....4....5....6.....7......8.... .9...... Both men make it to their feet just in time. Danny Charges at The Rock But Rock Blocks the punch and hits one of his own. Danny Tries again and The Rock counters this time with three stiff punches. He then Whips Danny off the ropes and connects with a high Belly to Belly throw. Danny gets back up and runs at The Rock, and Rocky hits a big samoan drop. Rock goes for the Pin. Ref:.....1.......2........Kickout!!! Both men slowly get up. The Rock hits another punch and goes to whip Danny Thompson. But Danny reverses into a short arm clothesline. Danny Walks foraward and taunts the crowd some, But the rock Kicks up behind him. He Runs up from behind and sends Danny over the top rope with a clothesline to the back of the head. Danny rolls forward and hits the announce table. Hairy: "Well it looks like the action is right infront of us here!" Dez: "Screw that! if they come any closer i'm getting the hell out of here! i have to look out for my best intrest!" The Rock follows Danny out and Slams his head onto the announce table. Dez can be seen cowering in the corner on his chair. He smashes Dannys head into the table again and Danny falls onto the table and rolls over onto it. Dez and Hairy take a few steps way from the table. Rock grabs anny and rolls him back into the ring. The Rock slides back in and starts stomping on Danny Thompson. Rock goes for a big punch but Danny Thompson blocks it and hits two of his own. Danny goes gor a clothesline but Rock ducks and Danny just spins around really fast. Rock hits a quick kick to the gut followed by a big DDT and a kickup. The fans go crazy. The Rock goes for a pin. Ref: .........1..........2...........Kickout! The Rock picks Danny up and hits a Floatover Suplex into a pin. Ref:...........1...........2..........Kickout! Danny Thompson gets up and Hits rock with few chops and then whips Rock, But The Rock Reverses The Whip. When Danny Comes back The Rock reaches to the back of Dannys head and tosses him over the ropes to the outside. The Rock goes to the outside and Picks Danny Up. He tosses him back into the ring and goes for a pin. Ref:.......1.............2...........Kickout! Hairy: "The Rock is going for many pins here. He must be getting desperate for a win." The Rock picks Danny up and Hits a snapmare, Followed by and elbow to the collarbone as Danny sits on the canvas. The Rock locks on a rear chin lock. He holds the move for awhile trying to drive the air out of Dannys lungs. The referee checks Dannys arm twice, but on the third try Danny gets a rush of energy and pops up to his feet. He hits an elbow to the midsection and a right hand to The rock. He then whips rock into the ropes and goes for a dropkick but The rock holds onto the ropes and Danny falls to his back. The Rock grabs Dannys legs and Catapults him into the corner face first. Danny turns around just to get met with a hard clothesline. The Rock picks Danny up and forces him back into a corner. He places Danny on the top rope and hits a quick jab to the face. The rock climbs up looking for another superplex but Danny punches the rock in the gut, and then in the Face. Danny Thompson pushes The Rock off of the ropes and to the canvas. The rock gets up and gets nailed with a missle Dropkick off the top rope. Both men lay moitionless for a moment. Ref:......1........2......3.....4......5......6.......7... ..8.....Rock makes it to his feet. Danny gets up and The Rock goes to punch him but Danny reverses and hits a left hook. Rock tries another punch but danny reverses with a back chop. Danny hits another chop and tosses the rock into the ropes, The Rock reverses the whip but Danny comes back with a spinning back elbow. Danny Runs off the ropes as The Rock rises and he hits a shoulder block. Danny keeps running as the rock gets up and Danny hits a swinging neck breaker to The rock. The Rock gets back up only to get hit with a huricanranna, Danny turns it into a pin. Ref:......1........2........Kickout! Danny stomps on Rock more and picks him up. He tries to whip The rock into the corner but The Rock reverses. Danny hits sternum first and stumbles backwards a few steps. The rock goes for a belly to back suplex but Danny backflips out of it and lands on his feet. The rock charges for a clothesline but Danny catches him and hits a Rock Bottom onto the Rock!!!!! He goes for the pin. Ref:...........1..................2.............KICKOUT!!! Both men lay on the floor for a bit, Danny rolls to a sitting position and is visably upset. He doesn't seem to know what to do. Amanda cheers him on from ringside. Danny slowly gets to his feet using the ropes. The Rock gets to one knee and Danny runs up behind him and hits a modified bulldog. Danny stands above The Rock and starts kicking his arm. He then starts to take his elbow pad off and look into the crowd. Dez: "He can't be going for this! this isn't fair!" Danny drops the elbowpad down on The rock and signals for the peoples elbow. He runs back and forth and when he comes back he goes for the big elbow but The Rock rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and Danny goes to Kick The Rock but Rock catches his foot and hits a dragon leg whip. Rock gets up quickly and locks Danny into a sharpshooter. Danny slowly but surely inches his way to the ropes and the ref makes Rock break the hold. Danny rolls to the outside and rock follows him. Rock hits a stomp and then looks sadisticly at the Spanish announce table. Hairy: "Uh oh....we all know about wrestling and spanish announce tables! LOOK OUT GUYS! Cuidado!" The Rock pulls the monitors off the table and drags Danny Thompson onto the table. The rock climbs up with him And sets him up for a Rock Bottom. He picks Danny up and they go crashing through the table with a rock bottom! Hairy: "I can't believe this! Both men are broken in half!" Both men try to catch their breath. The Rock gets to his feet after awhile and he drags Danny to his knees and hits a punch to the face. he rolls Danny into the ring. The Rock Rolls in and grabs the Elbow pad that Danny left in the middle of the ring. The Rock takes it and throws it into the crowd. He then gets in position to set up for another Rock Bottom as Danny makes it to his feet. The Rock locks him for it but Danny starts hitting elbows to The rock head. He breaks the hold and runs in at the Rock but The Rock hits a big Spine Buster. And walks around to Dannys head. He raises an eyebrow and kicks Dannys arm. He then takes his elbowpad off and tosses it into the crowd. The Rock runs back and forth and is about to hit the peoples elbow when Danny grabs his leg and trips him. He then locks on a sharpshooter of his own. The Rock screams in pain. And almost reaches the ropes but Danny Thompson then steps foraward a few steps. Suddenly a man in a ski mask and a black trenchcoat runs out of the crowd with a 2x4 wrapped in Razor Wire. He hits Danny Thompson in the back of the head with it and Danny falls limp. The Referee calls for the bell as The Rock is let go and slowly gets to his feet. The Rock gives this man a strange look as the man holds out his hand to shake it. The Rock looks at his hand and starts to say something to this masked man but then the man levels the rock with the 2x4. The rock is busted wide open. Hairy: "What the hell is going on here!? who is that!?" Suddenly the Arena lights go off and a Red spotlight hits the top of the stage. The crowd goes slient. Dez: "What is this!? what's going on?" The Loud drum beats of Sic By Slipknot start to echo through the arena as the fans explode in cheers! Hairy: Are you serious!? could it be!?....is it....." The Corey, Slipknots lead singer can be heard painfully screaming out the word PAIN!!!!!......there's a breif pause in the music followed with "HERE COMES THE PAIN!" The curtains bust open revealing Pain, wearing his usual attire, Leather pants with barbwire print on them, a leather vest, and with all of his tattoos showing proudly.He comes out onto the ramp with as much intensity as anyone ever has. He starts screaming at the fans and then runs down to the ring and slides in. This masked man swings the 2x4 at Pain but Pain ducks and kicks him in the gut. He nails him with Judgement and then spits on him. He calls for Pamela Pitstop to hand him a mic as The Referee works to slide the body of this masked man out of the ring. Pain: "FINALLY I HAVE RETURNED TO UVW ARENA!!!!! sorry for stealing one of your lines there Rocky. But this has been building for a long time. Now i don't fully know what's going on around here. But when i was released from the Happy Meadows Psychiactric ward they informed me that i had sold a majority share of my company to some Matt Money loser. Now i have never met this guy and don't know what the hell is going on. But when i get my hands on him he's going to wish he never existed! But see, i may have sold my amjority share....but i am still 49% owner of this company...which means i do have some say in what goes on around here. That's why Matt Money....whereever you are.....i've been looking for you all night, so if you don't want to face me in the back, you'll face me out here!.....so at our next show.....Tuesday Massacre!....it will be ME vs. YOU! in a Cage match! so there will be NO MORE RUNNING! Oh and also as a part of my powers i would like to announce...that THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!!" The fans erupt in cheers as Pain makes his way over to the announce position. Dez: "Hey Pain good to see you again." Hairy: "Yeah it's good to have you back, but what was all that stuff about that you did at the beggining of the show!?" Pain: "What do you mean i just got to the arena!....anyways....lets get back to the action! The Rock and Danny both use the ropes to lift themselves to their feet. The Referee calls for the bell and the match restarts. The Rock charges Danny and hits him with a clothesline. He picks Danny back up and hits a knee lift to the gut. He then hits a kick to the midsection and follows it up and a big suplex. The Rock gets up and Taunts Danny some and then flips off the masked man who is still laying at ringside. Then the Rock gets an idea and rolls to the outside and starts telling the fans he's gonna pull the mask off the mystery man. The rock Starts to when suddenly Danny vaults over the top rope with a somersault plancha Taking all of the men down. Danny tosses The Rock back into the ring and follows him in. The Rock gets up and punches Danny in the face. He then hooks him for a piledriver but Danny kicks his legs and goes back to his feet. Danny then drops to his knees and hits a low blow. Danny Climbs the Top rope and starts to taunt. He jumps off in the Rocks direction going for a Thompson Splash, But The Rock gets his knees up. The Rock kicks up and positions himself for a peoples elbow again. This time he doesn't waste any time an he runs off the ropes and connects! The Rock gets the pin. Ref:..........1...............2..............KICKOUT!!! Dez: "Oh my god i can't believe he kicked out of that!" The Rock picks Danny back up but Danny hits a small Package on the Rock! Ref:.............1.................2.............. The Rock reverses it and rolls over ontop of Danny. Ref:............1............2............3!!!!! The Bell rings and Headstrong by Trapt begins to play over the speakers. The Rock gets handed the belt and he goes over and holds it up in the corner as blood drips down his forehead. Pamlea Pitstop: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW ULTRA VIOLENT WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!....THE ROCK!" The Crowd goes wild as Pain walks over to Pamela Pitstop and tells her something. She hands him the Mic and he starts to talk. Pain: "Ok ok, stop the music! STOP THE MUSIC!!!...now first off, Rocky...I'd like to congratulate you on being the new World champ, With that belt comes alot of fights, and alot of responsibility. Good Luck. But that's not why i'm out here. You see there is another matter of business i came to take care of. Something i heard Matt Money couldn't get done. You see, as part owner of UVW i have the power to grant contracts. And i just happen to have one i worked out with me right here." Pain takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolds it. He then walks over to where Blot is still sitting at ringside. Pain: "Blot, The OWF Superstar who is in our crowd tonight. You and me go way back man. And i have in my hand here a contract, a UVW contract. For you. Now i'm not gonna force you to do anything you don't want to. But i am going to hand you this contract and you can do whatever you want." Pain hands Blot the contract and the fans start to cheer. Blot looks it over, looks up at Pain, and thinks for a second. Suddenly the emotionless face of Blot turns to a huge Grin as he takes a pen out and signs the Contract! The fans cheer even louder! Dez: "HE DID IT! we have a new member on the UVW roster, what a great first show! and what will all of the things that have happened here mean for our big return show, Tuesday Massacre!?" Hairy: "The bigger question is what is the Matt Money/Pain situation. We already have one match signed for Massacre and it's Matt Money Vs. Pain in a cage! what will happen!?" Dez: "Well we'll just have to wait and find out. Our return to network TV for tuesday Massacre is slated to take place on Tuesday april 6th! maybe we'll get some answers then!?" Bodies By Drowning Pool begins to play again as Blot and Pain Celebrate at Ringside and The Rock celebrates in the ring while dripping blood on his world championship. Danny Thompson rolls out of the ring to join Amanda and he starts asking where the hell that masked guy is. They look around but he's nowhere to be seen. *FADE TO BLACK*