Insane
contributor: nandan
Jim
and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were
walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end.
She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He
swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware
of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the
hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell
Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life
of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary,
the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the
bathroom." I am so sorry, but she's dead." Jim replied, "She
didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry."
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