Hot Buttered Bhang
Radiator
Trench Coat
Broom and Spurs
Lake Toba Tuak Shack
Oakham Fridge Raid
Marty and Banger's Pick Up or Puke
Thames Hall Pool Party
Rodger's Monkey
Mama Linh's South China Sea Cruise
The Carjacker
Godfather's Window
Jason Telford on the lam
Hash Pipes From the Sky
Hawk Lake
Big Chief Wandering Pants-On-Fire
Don't you have anything better to do?
The Urban Pig
In the immortal words of Homer J. Simpson, "OOOOH, they have the internet on computers now!!"  They sure do, Homey.  Did you know that you can order rubber testicles for you dog on the internet? Wanna learn everything that the C.I.A. knows about the territory of Svalbard?  How about about getting a job at the White House? I hear the interns there suck, though.  Now, you should really be careful when meandering your way through all the crap out there on the web, but make sure you do meander, because there's a million and three pages that are a better way to spend the two minutes you just spent reading this. But thanks for dropping by anyway...enjoy.
MISSION STATEMENT
So, if there's so many damn good web pages out there, what makes me think that I can do any better?  I have no illusions about my ability to create a fantastic web page with flying colours and singing ditties and free t-shirts.
I was just looking for something to do.
Manitoulin
Toronto
Everest
Marrakesh
Lagos
The Classics
Contact
The Dead Cat
Complaints
Who would win?
It's a classic question - and there are no clear answers.
Three roommates.  Two stuffed gorrillas.  One stuffed bear.  8 years of debate.  And it's not over yet.  Join the fracas and throw your two cents into this epic debate. In this corner, weighing in at 850 pounds, from the foothills of Kilamanjaro, GORILLA.  And in this corner, wearing the brown fur, and making his first appeaance in the ring since coming out of a deep sleep - he's hungry, he's hairy, and he's hoppin' mad, GRIZZLY BEAR.
moving picture words
take
a
trip
little
Curriculum Vitae
the little pig will always bring you back to this page so please don't be afraid to hop around
Let me know you dropped by....see who else had too much time on their hands....give me some ideas....give me hell....tell me a joke....rsvp the two four...do it all in my guestbook....now
NOTES

Hope everyone took a great big bite out of summer...

The next generation is coming....
Gill and Kev, and Mislav and Michelle

Let me know if there's anything you want to see on the Urban Pig...

Josh - How is the Iron Maiden? (and she was an EX-Mormon, at least that's what she told me...)


Dave Tuck, I could hit you dead centre in the forehead with a timbit any day of the week...just you wait.

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IDIOT BOARD; including the original!!!

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Pig Dubbing
or, how the Urban Pig got his name
One-Eyed Mexicans and Duct Tape Horseshoes: the Story of a 2-4
Who are the crazy girls? Hmm.
The 2001 HOSER CUP
TEN THAT



I DIG BIG.
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The Bridesman
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