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Last known photo of Sven of the North |
Sven of the North |
HEIGHT: Mountain of a man WEIGHT: Recently gained 300 pounds EYES: Red RESIDENT OF: The North MARKS: Tattoo on arm Three foot beard FORMER JOB: Viking QUOTE: "Get your fruit wet!" |
Sven recently gave up the playing of any piano or organ. He has decided to focus all attention on this Super Fat Red 1984 Gibson Explorer. |
He was quoted as saying, "I'm not cutten' this mullet until it touches my butt." |
Sven in one week gained 300 pounds, grew a 3 foot beard and went on a non-stop drinking binge. |
He tells everyone "Bruce Springsteen works for me, so call me "The Boss!" |
He once shared a one bedroom apartment with Gene Simmons and Johnny Cash. |
He plays with Puppets! |
He can run a marathon in "Under Two Minutes" |
This is his "Rags To Rocks" story. |