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[VERSE 1]
Here we go now
Carl Reeves is back
Remember people
you call him a fag
So he'll rap now
Like Missy Drips
The only difference
he has no tits
Beaten by Granny old Flap
He ain't happy at all with the paps
Calling him a poof
Got stuck on a roof
Totally gruel, its Dan Darlin!
*imitation of Mike & Paul voices: WHAT?*
But he's back ya'll
Right in your face ya'll
You gotta stop! Look! Listen! (Deal, ya'll!)
Check it out now
I ain't gay at all
I don't hate ya all that chicks and stuff
Just look at my face
What a disgrace
Take it back before I start the race
[CHORUS]
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Once its over (over)
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And let it play
Slot the CD in
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Once its over (over)
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[VERSE 2]
Watcha doin' girl
Listenin' to who?
Who in the world
Still buys Delta Nu's?
Its so overplayed
Like Don Re Play
Gotta stuff yo speakers in
Throw CJ into the bin
*sound of emptied recycle bin*
Sometimes if you can't sing
Do a Jon Farley you'll still win
Gotta have some personality
The Ramada credibility
So if you're aiming for number one
Get a Hilton, no not that minging one
Get on the papers, like Kelendria
Oh shit I'm talkin' Alesha and Neyssa
So who the fuck cares about EM AND DILS?
Now I gotta go pay my bills
Before they start to wail
Stacks higher than Buffi's sales
[CHORUS]
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[BRIDGE]
Now I'm bored, sick and frustrated
Of all these electropop diet
Bring on SOOZ, some of these ooze
Now I sing now, I got myself amused
Someone please, tell Kati (Oh Kati!)
Stop writing hits or I'll flee
Shit now - its the Innocent girls!
I hate that, but I love the Spice Girls
Spice Girls? That is so Nineteen ninties!
Thats when Nate Brown's still wearing panties
So now you know why, you gotta listen up
Stop peepin' Nikki or I'll put my guns out
*Girl's scream*
[HOOK]
Power play gonna burst the world
TRL shows many video girls
I'm sick and tired of this music scene
Where you work so hard but credits never seen
CD:UK gots the same people
So I'm rantin' about all over
If you're good and you're nice its insanity
I'm back and fuck the charts they call credibility
(Here we go!)
[CHORUS]
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Once its over (over)
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And play again
[Repeat Chorus]
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