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Welcome to Brendons page
Hi and welcome to my ass's page you are probably wondering how the hell did i get a web page???? well ill tell u the truth... i dont know either!! so... if u dont like the site  tough sh**
A bit about myself:
It all happend when i was abandoned by my parents at the zoo they thought that with my big ears i looked like a monkey so they got scared that th zoo keeper would file a complaint against them so i then spent most of my life hunting in the wild, wild cages of the zoo, life was hard to say the least but i stuck it out until officials noticed i only got hair (in certain places) and not the rest of my body!  I then got kicked out and had to fight the mean streets of Johannesburg. I did pretty well for myself like drive in a ferrari  all day everyday until my parents saw me again and took my life away and here i am talking to you guys about it!........ naah im just kidding ive grown up like every other little brat!
I am madly in love with the fiat Uno Turbo and will do just about anything for the car! I am in the process of building my own Uno turbo at the moment and it is going to be the sexiest thing you have ever seen!! I will upload pics for you when some kind soul will borrow me thier digital cam!
To go to a site about the car click on the link and maybe You people wont talk crap about the car anymore: www.abarthclub.org.za
my social life:
My social life is pretty cool if you live in this neighborhood there is like nothing to do without a car so we then get lifts to some place that is best in the light and go get drunk and flirt with lady's never seems to work... i wonder why??? hm...

my friends are also pretty cool EXEPT some of them who arnt anymore that just kick me in the teeth! but on the other hand a very interesting friend of mine is my buddy Tristan (aka ShErPa), hes my bestist best bud and hes the funniest dude out there.... that is one guy that would take a bullet for me and ill take a bullet for him, weve been through some tough times!
A couple of budz and i often go to the street racing at a certain undisclosed area and see golfs get their asses kicked by uno turbo's and opels hahahaha! there have been quite a couple of good races their since ive been going, but the only k*k thing is the amount of cops that rock up, they block off all the roads and trap everybody in the area then check your car and fine you for stupid little things, people sometimes  get arrested for beeing in the wrong place at the wrong time
other info will be updated soon so for now just let me figure this web page crap out!
Remember:
Depression is killing off all our teenagers if you are depressed please seek help or talk to someone u can trust! without you guys there is no future!
To see some genral stuff click here!!
To see some of my funny pics click here!!
click the pic to see some pictures of uno turbo's
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