An Introduction to Unc's Pages


Welcome to my... whatever you want to call it. Before you dive in, let me give you an explanation about what's supposed to be going on here, and how I'm trying to do it. That way, you might be able to decide for yourself whether it's worth your time. Fair enough?

First, it's supposed to look this way. You and I have both seen thousands of sites where graphics ruled and flash reigned. Most designers (web and other media, it would seem) love chaos, images, and free space, and fit content as simply as possible because it looks nice. I know, because I spent a long time hiring and working with them out there in the real world. I, on the other hand, am not a designer. I read things. In this site, you'll have to, as well.

Second, there aren't any objects that beep, flash, move, scroll, sing, play music,disappear, reappear, or do anything graphically or audibly entertaining. There aren't any real frames, either. It looks like a letter, a list or a magazine or newsletter, depending on how I felt at the time. It is also not an exhaustive or complete study, listing, or overview of anything.

Third, this site reflects my lifelong fascination with the interaction of people and the everyday mechanical and technological marvels that surround them, and their interaction with one another regarding those devices. Which means I like cars, planes, trains, and toys, as well as the people who mess with them. So this site generally is about those things and those people. If that interests you, the following pages might, as well.

Fourth, it really wouldn't hurt to have a fairly broad sense of humor, as well as a mite of tolerance for the periodic in-jokes and bits you might not relate to.

Last, when you come down to it, it's about what the Web really offers: the ultimate vanity press combined with the ego-driven cyberversion of the running of the bulls at Pamplona. I'm doing this because I want to, not because I have to. On the other hand, maybe I do. Either way, it's basically still me telling you about stuff I like. If I sound like the kind of person you'd strike up a conversation with, then this site will probably make sense to you.

Otherwise, it's your turn to decide - read or eject? Whichever, thanks for stopping by. Godspeed.

 

This Site, such as it may be, is respectfully dedicated to the only other people I ever knew who wanted to know everything about everything: my late father and the late Dick Martin, who was, at the time of his passing, the Technical Manager of Club Racing for the Sports Car Club of America. They both taught me about the elegance of simplicity and good design, the wonders of the many commonplace mechanical things that surround us every day, and the value of friendship, sportsmanship, and a job well done. I miss both their presence and their counsel. May they rest in peace.


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