Prologue:
Sunday. The Jew goes to church. Supporting actors is the theme. Interesting. Head back. The whole weekend cost $238. Get pulled over. Make that. $313. Oh well. I'll appeal of course.
Chapter August Appeal
Well, I missed half a day of work today as I was in Barnstable District Court.
"Do you have anything to say?" "Your honor, this is a case of a tourist just be naive. It was my first time visiting the Cape and I had spent the day at a friend's after bringing him home (she didn't need the whole story). He had directed me down here and left me on my own to get back. I usually vacation west of Boston and drive home East, therefore I assumed I should do the same here. I got on the road and traveled for forty minutes before realizing that the numbers were going in the wrong direction. I WAS 100 YARDS from the exit, I quickly sped up to pass a vehicle and make the exit to turn around.
"Just then an officer turns on his lights and pulls me over. Honest it was 100 yards just to turn around...."
"Okay, nice story. You're off the hook,"
OH YEAH!!!