Sexiest Man Alive Tournament (SMAT) Round One
One Day Before SMAT Meat Man arrives at Dare Devil's shack Meat Man throws Dare Devil against the shack Meat Man throws Dare Devil on a car Meat Man chokeslams Dare Devil on the car Cracker(W) vs The Punk The Punk blasts Cracker with a bat The Punk does a bulldog to Cracker Punk does a high flying kick to Cracker Cracker slaps on the Crippler Crossface The Punk blasts Cracker with a cookie sheet The Punk does a fameasser to Cracker Cracker sets The Punk up for a Suplex Cracker finishes the suplex Cracker blasts The Punk with a bat The Punk hits the low blow on Cracker The Punk clotheslines Cracker with a bat The Punk nails Cracker with the bat again Cracker hits some sweet chin music on The Punk Cracker hits The Punk with his Ironing board Cracker hard scoop slams The Punk Cracker jumps off a brick archway in attempt on hitting the Punk Cracker DDTs The Punk Cracker tombstones the Punk Cracker hits the Punk with a Pizza pan Cracker snapmares The Punk The Punk throws the ironing board at Cracker and drop kicks him Cracker pile drives The Punk Cracker backtosses The Punk Cracker stuns The Punk Cracker hits the elbow drop off the brick wall for the victory The Punk tries kicking Cracker but Cracker moves Cracker beats down on The Punk with the Pizza pan Meat Man vs Cadwalider Giskaas(W) Giskaas cuts a promo before his match Giskaas makes his grand entrance Meat Man knees Giskaas in the gut Giskaas hits the club to neck Giskaas throws Meat Man to the ground Giskaas lays the elbow down on Meat Man Meat Man german suplexes Giskaas Meat Man olympic slams Giskaas Meat Man STOs Cadwalider Meat Man sets Giskaas up for the suplex The suplex turns out to be a standing suplex Meat Man tombstones Cadwalider Meat Man sets Giskaas up for the backdrop through the table Meat Man loses his balance Meat Man crashes through the table Giskaas takes advantage and pins Meat Man for the victory Meat Man gets pissed and goes after Giskaas but the Punk hits him with a light bulb Cracker comes to help Meat Man but The Punk and Giskaas beat down on them Cracker and Meat Man finally get up and The Punk runs away Between Match Happenings Phantom congradulates Giskaas on his Victory Phantom scolds Dare Devil for not helping Giskaas during his match The Punk talks shit about Meat Man Meat Man attacks the Punk Meat Man talks shit about The Punk Cracker(W) vs Dare Devil vs The Punk (Non-Tournament Match) Cracker makes his entrance and dropkicks Dare Devil The Punk and Dare Devil team up on Cracker Cracker hits a jawbreaker on Dare Devil Cracker just about to sambo suplex Dare Devil through a table Dare Devil goes through the table The Punk whacks Dare Devil with a cookie sheet The Punk whacks Cracker with a cookie sheet The Punk throws a broken table on Dare Devil and jumps on it Cracker suplexes Dare Devil on the broken table Cracker suplexes Dare Devil again on the broken table The Punk ddts Dare Devil The Punk camel clutches Cracker Dare Devil frogsplashes Cracker Dare Devil whacks Cracker with a Steel chair Cracker attempts a swanton bomb off the brick wall Cracker hits the Swanton bomb Cracker stuns Dare Devil for the victory The Punk gets pissed at punches Cracker The Punk beats down on Cracker Meat Man makes the save and Cracker and Meat Man double suplex The Punk Between Match Happenings Phantom talks about his disappointment of Dare Devil's match with Giskaas Commissioner Runner interupts and threatens Giskaas The Runner pushes Phantom The Runner vs Phantom(W) Phantom makes his entrance in docker pants?? The Runner punches Phantom The Runner and Phantom lockup The Runner punches Phantom again The Runner kicks Phantom The Runner clotheslines Phantom The Runner applies the abdominal stretch Somehow The Phantom pulls off the victory and celebrates Commissioner Runner runs away Moments after SMAT: Round One The Runner calls the Office and plots revenge against Phantom Meat Man approaches The Runner in his home and tells him about the 3-way match The Runner offers Meat Man deer hamburger to kill Cracker Crackers hears about The Runner's plan and confronts him at his home