Living in Tinseltown and being such a talented and dapper fellow, Ulrich naturally comes in contact with many celebrities and high-profile individuals.

I want Ulrich to join me on my next U.N. Ambassador mission.  He's so relatable--I know he'll be an international hit!

Ulrich?  He's HOT.

Yo, peace out, U-man!

Why won't Ulrich return my calls?  I just want to give him a copy of "Dianetics".

My people have been in talks with Ulrich's agent about co-starring in my next movie.

Ulrich has made America a better place for all of us.  Thanks, Ulrich!

That little green sonofabitch has one wicked sense of humor!

Dat little eclectus is a credit to the great state of Ca-lee-for-nia.

Ulrich talked me out of suicide when Brad and I split up.  I owe my life to Ulrich.

Ulrich's da shiznit!  Cold chillin'!

Bloody brilliant!  Ulrich has more talent than Kelly, Clay, and Reuben put together!

Ohmigod!  Ulrich is totally rad!  He's like, the coolest!  I love him more than... cocaine!

Ulrich is an inspiration to disabled individuals AND a great mind. He has such fascinating thoughts on STRING THEORY!

Suki desu!  Ulrich is so KAWAII that I've decided to create an animated version of him for my next film.

Ulrich has so much insight.  He will be co-authoring my next book and appearing regularly as a guest host on Loveline.

Ullrich is gorgeous--I think he should be America's Next Top Model!

We may be different, but one thing we can always agree on is Ulrich.  He's the greatest!

J'adore Ulrich!  The world would be a better place if everyone could be more like him.

I get the best celebrity scoops from Ulrich--he knows EVERYONE in Hollywood!