The Official Shinki Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about Shinki, REAL SHINKI.  This site is awesome.    My name is Ian and I can't stop thinking about Shinki.  She is cool; and by cool, I mean totally evil.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Shinki is a Youkai.

2.    Shinki destroys cities ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Shinki is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

Lasers, bullets and nuclear bombs

 

 

Six evil looking wings

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Shinki can destroy any world she wants!  Shinki levels cities ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  She is so mean and evil that she massacres ALL the time.  I heard that there was this time Shinki manifested her six wings.  And when some miko threw her balls at Shinki she nuked Okinawa.  My friend Ted said that he saw Shinki totally immolate some apartment complex just because a ghost opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Shinki has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will incinerate your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Shinki is sooooooooooo evil that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  She is totally mean and that's a fact.  Shinki is destructive, lethal, pyromaniac, evil, mean, and sweet.  I can't wait to get kidnapped by Yukari next year.  I love Shinki with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Shinki?

A: Shinki is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Shinki is very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Shinki is always cute or loli.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other Youkais, Shinki can be cute AND totally evil. 

 

Q: What does Shinki do when she's not leveling cities or nuking the world?

A: Most of her free time is spent flying, but sometime she slaps Marisa silly.  (Ask Ted if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of Flandre pretending she is Shinki.

She's also destructive and bloodthirsty,

which is bragable.